Hear ye, hear ye. I hereby call to order this meeting of the most illustrious Mages Guild! It's that time of year again where I look down on my mountain of paperwork to see that we have too many departments. Every semester it's the same thing: Teachers in a major department argue and splinter off into sub departments when they really should have stayed together; I'm looking at you, Magmamancy. Right now we've got a "Mancy" for just about every niche you can think of and its making the bookkeeping pure hell, I've had enough! Time for mergers! I don't care if none of you get along, i'm putting my foot down. Those of you in broad fields such as the elements, try to sit down with your sub-departments and convince them to rejoin you. Those of you in smaller fields but with similar interests such as say, Ferromancy and Alloymancy, try to collaborate. I do actually want results from this meeting or I'm going to start forcing you all to work together.
One final note, I don't care how you all do it, but if we could finally get an answer to the infamous "is Ectomancy a subset of Necromancy" debate that would be fantastic.
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Uh, excuse me, you are /not/ gonna remove the SuperPyromancy Department, we totes cannot be with those other hotheads.
Brandon Martinez
...Have you MET the woman in charge of the pyromancy department? If she isn't the living embodiment of super-pyromancy then I don't know what is.
And I'd know because I had to apprentice under her for a year!
Leo Lopez
Excuse me? That basic bitch wouldn't know SuperPyromancy if she fell into a volcano?
Noah Gutierrez
Ectomancy deals with the Spirit while Necromancy deals with the Body. its fairly obvious.
Ryan Jones
...Didn't the Archwizard murder you all? Seriously, how do you guys keep coming back?
Josiah Robinson
>but if we could finally get an answer to the infamous "is Ectomancy a subset of Necromancy" debate that would be fantastic.
It is pretty obvious to me that ectomancy is simply a department within the necromancy arcane school. A sub-school, if you will. Its craft is too limited to be classified as a single unified discipline. Thank you for bringing the debate to our attention one more. Maybe we can *finally* get to an agreement if the spiritualists would stop their non-sense.
Jace Jenkins
Why'd you have to do that? See this guy knows whats up. Aight, see here's the thing. We don't use bodies. Our minions are spirits, Necromancy minions lack them entirely.
Nicholas Baker
Necromancy deals with both domains. Dont kid yourself. Both disciplines dable with the lower planes and the beyond, at the basic.
Necromancy rules the domain of death, to which the spirits of the dead are bound.
Jacob Turner
What are you talking about Jones? You're not even an ectomancer, it's just necromancer, are you just retarded or something?
Ayden Green
Where would we even merge?
Samuel Bailey
Here is the coffee and pastries for the meeting
Jeremiah Richardson
I disagree. Honestly I believe the shocking level of debate on this topic arises from the fact that while the afterlife is wholly mapped out, We still disagree on what the maps tell us. In short, We disagree on the afterlife even if we understand it.
Thomas Edwards
...I do hope she doesn't hear you say that. She's got, ah...a bit of a hair temper trigger.
Just sayin'.
I wish I knew.
Thank you Mort. I expect a long day. And night.
Aiden Perry
>Summons a spooky ghost. I don't even see the resemblence. One requires bodies to work with in advance, We require spirits. ...Which afterlife are we talking about? Those maps are illegible man.
Nathan Allen
Rolled 13 (1d20)
I won't rest until you and your zombie freaks are dead! >mauls a skeleton
Lincoln Gonzalez
>Pokes his head in I want to say my department is unique and has a healthy amount of students. Plus I repay all taxes and debts for the department in a timely manner.
Lucas Wright
Like, oh my god, your department needs to stay! Pictures or it didn't happen! Basic. Bi-otch
Andrew Fisher
Oh come on, why'd you have to go and do that!?
Poor Jeeves...
>Sighs
How does your department even exist? For real?
Bentley Richardson
>Pulls out tax return documents and the like I keep copies on my person at all times just for this purpose! So ha!
Brody Baker
wizzard's are gay fags who suck cock's t. knoewledge possessor
Christian Jackson
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT CLASSIFYING GOLEM CRAFTING AS NECROMANCY! Necromancy is a TRUE art! Golem crafting is arts and crafts!
Ectomancy being reclassified as SUMMONING MAGIC! I WILL CLAIM YOUR BEARD OLD MAN! ONCE I REMOVE IT FROM YOUR HEAD!
Colton Walker
I, for one, wholeheartedly support this action!
but only if you tell the tinmancers and leadmancers to say sorry
Michael Sanchez
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>chainsaws the docs
Justin Lewis
82-B Was supposed to be filled out in triplicate, Other than that most of this is accurate. For those of you that are allergic to paperwork I figured I would vocalize this.
Archivists aren't even a department so I don't have much to add to this discussion, Besides mentioning that we could always create a new sorting system instead.
Grayson Parker
Oh my god, this is so fucking boring. Your department should be black flamed for being so bored! Excuuuuuuuse me.
Xavier Baker
Your funeral.
...Well, cremation most likely.
Yep.
...And how in the nine hells did YOU get out of your cage? Back, back!
Christopher Jones
This is an outrage, we've made tremendous strides in vegetative studies!
Aiden Garcia
Don't start none, ain't gonna be none, so you can tell your hot headed pimp that!
Sebastian Torres
That had better be some good knowledge your smoking. See, the guy has a point! We should be a different department because our methods are DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT from the ground up!
Grayson Wilson
Yeah, now it is. These are my documents from the last season I needed to pay.
Hey! It is infinitely fun! >Makes an ooze trampoline that doesn't stick to clothes or people
Matthew Thomas
You got somethin' to say, toots? Better make it fast, I'm not going to stand idle while these injustices run afoot. Nice rack, though
Michael Thomas
I could ask you the same question! What was your last meaningful contribution that improved life quality, and didn't invite violence upon the guild! Hmph!
Kevin Gray
Like, someone can snot and do that, EWWW Nice bi's you grow those in the Fleshwarpers Square?
Oliver Sullivan
>Snaps fingers >Suddenly, skeleton butlers! You were saying?
Isaiah Morgan
You seek to contain me in a cage of lesser metals?! The mighty bismuth trumps all!
actually you forgot to lock it this time
Hunter Williams
Last season? Then you're missing 74-S which was replaced by said filling out of 82-B in Triplicate.
Luke Hernandez
and I forgot what kind of wizard I was
Nathan Lopez
I shall be joining you for the uhh... what's the time in your realms?
Bentley Wilson
God, that was so boring that I am literally dying. This is why you were dumped.
Leo Stewart
Half past seven
Connor Lewis
Rolled 9 (1d20)
Just don't say I didn't warn you when she burns your clothes off.
You give the department a bad name, we've been OVER this!
And besides, I'm not keeping you in a cage, I'm keeping you...er, pure and un-alloyed!
>rolling bluff
Cameron Edwards
8, Ish. Far to far away from the spooking hour.
Gabriel Cruz
Rolled 15 (1d20)
Not after I burn your clothes off! >fry
Evan Wright
AM or PM foul metal-user?
Lucas Nelson
>Snaps clawed phalanges >Suddenly Brundlepenis YOU were saying!
Connor Scott
Alloyed metal or pure metal? PM of course!
It's those alloymancers that are giving us a bad name! It's not my fault their metal is too soft to be used on its own!
Caleb Williams
... that's gross.
Jose Scott
vimeo.com/69828947 I can literally remove your department from the budget with three forms that nobody but me will read. 7:32:45 PM
Hunter Fisher
Hum, sorry, if I may add, we low level students are being bombarded with exams from so many departments all claiming to be "essential disciplines for the aspiring mage" that we keep having to ask the department of Retro-Chronomancy to send us back in time so we can attend both exams. And you all know how... unreliable the Retro-Chronomancers can be, no offense to the honored magi.
Robert Cox
I just wanted to make the Archwizard aware that according to documents signed by the predecessor of his predecessor when the Legalmancy Department was founded, it was granted a reprieve from any and all restructuring, downsizing, reorganizing or any other alterations or changes the Guild may or may not go through.
Failure to follow these agreements will result in a stiff fine and all rights, possessions, employees, thoughts and demiplanes to be turned over and immediately become property of the Legalmancy Department.
Ryder Martin
I thought I already settled that matter when I showed that I'm capable of doing the things the "Ectomancers" are doing. Some of your methods might be different, but those methods were still invented by Necromancers. It's a form of Necromancy.
Ryder Carter
Were we not summoning socially irresponsible horrors? >He says plainly
Daniel Clark
Sorry, MATE. It's 11:30 'ere.
Brandon Kelly
I'm getting forgetful...
Alloyed metal or pure metal?
Jackson Diaz
Fireproofed cloak. >Which Samantha wraps around herself, even if the rest of her outfit is torched.
...Excuse me.
Caleb Bell
I was summoning things that were useful.
Robert Reyes
Then I'll sue you, duh. Nice cloak, but I think you're a bit drafty now!
Bentley Green
Take this garbage back to .
Kayden Jones
Pure.
Daniel Young
I went to the fleshwarping department once. Got more than just biceps, if you know what I mean
Isaac Russell
Ah, but thats just the thing oh esteemed head and potenitally my boss if this meeting goes in the direction it's looking. The methods you refer to were invented by mystics! Long long ago before Necromancy even existed, many age old tribal societies have communicated with spirits for centuries!
Jordan Jackson
Yes, But if you'll notice the Charter that your head signed Here, here, And Here, Combined with Form 63-D and Form 23-F and this form that was signed by his father, Entitles us to make changes to the contract at any time provided a relative of his signs this form, Which as you can see, His thrice removed twice estranged half-brother on his Mothers side has signed for the tidy sum of 50 GP and one KoboldBurger™ Brand Burger. Therefore enabling us to alter the deal. Pray we do not alter it further. I rather think that would be a bad idea. You don't seem like the lawyer type.
Carter Allen
Wow, then they'd be quadceps, are you all brains! I'll have you know, I know 50,000 lawyers.
Eli Martinez
>Chainsawmancer Ya call that a tool mate?
Jacob Brooks
Okay, then HAVE AT THEE >Summons the prostickler 9'000, the leading device in holistic massage therapy
Adrian Bell
You're a dense one >anonymous
Easton Rogers
And for centuries upon centuries such methods have been practised by us Necromancers. Or at least those of us who sees more in Necromancy than an endless hoard of skeletal minions. I've had a talk with the head of your sub-department, and I agree that our departments are better off having the Ectomancy sub-department for administrative reasons, but not because Ectomancy is it's own separate School of Magic. It's a sub-school, no more.
Xavier Foster
But not dense with this. >jumps up and down
Chase Phillips
Can I make sentient penises?
Nicholas Rivera
So, my department isn't getting taken down, is it? If so I call bullshit.
Sup Doss.
Colton Sullivan
>RABBLERABBLERABBLE >now look what you've done.
James Perez
...That does not look safe for children.
Jacob Parker
>Lurco gives a thumbs up off in the distance
Sebastian Allen
According to Contract Form 37-B however, such changes can only be made when the light of the moon reflects off the third planet in such a way that makes liminal aether visible to the naked eye. As well, according to Form 28-E, 19-A, and 65-G signed by the Headmaster, the heads of the core guild departments and the janitor scruffy, all rights to changing the core agreement were waived in exchange for Legalmancy's assistance in sweeping certain incidents under the rug before they came back to bite the guild on the ass.
As well it was agreed that any attempts to alter the deal from the guild would strick the offending party from all known timeways.
Tyler Williams
>Keif scratches his chin Mmhmm.. Interesting. We tried that! >Points and Brundlepenis well, we aren't sure it's sentient Of course not! This one is >Poofs a much tinnier one in claw.
Lincoln Gonzalez
>Lazarus spots a rabble of Ectomancers >Lazarus tosses personally written book on Ectomancy Take this! And educate yourselves on what a Necromancer can do with "Ectomancy"!
Chase Moore
...Please keep that away from any and all children.
Daniel Rodriguez
I'm going to need to do some personal studies with you later.... >jumps some more
Jack Rivera
If you seek to degrade us then you have done so! Also trying to end the argument by saying you spoke to the head, man that's cheeky A Sub-School? You make us sound inferior. Despite the fact that our two key methods are drastically different. Summoning and Raising are completely seperate. Violence won't make you right!
Ethan Nguyen
Nice.
Brayden Lopez
How would one create a department?
Daniel Price
Pffffft, as if children had money for this thing >It vibrates in place loudly at its mention >He then clutches and it poofs away >He checks his watch that he now has somehow I'll schedule you in.
Nicholas Reed
Honestly the mere act of quantifying you into any of the other departments would be more effort than its worth. Just don't push your luck. Ah, but you forget Form 1, Signed by all mages, Which entitles The Guild to null forms signed by the Headmaster Bi-monthly provided they can prove that he was under the influence of mind-altering drugs at the time of his signature. And, as we all know, He is always under the influence of mind-altering drugs. Form 28-E was nulled last month, 19-A the month before that and 65-G thirteen hours ago. With Form 1-C negating the requirement of informing Legalmancy department of these changes, you may find yourself at somewhat of a disadvantage now. As for Contract 37-B, As we all know such an event occurred last night. Shortly after the Anullment of 65-G
Brody Young
... >Cringes
Leo Nguyen
>Rabbling intensifies! This is Archaic! Outdated! Unusable! Pointless! Wrong! Faulty! >They don't shut up
Alexander Morales
>squeezes >She flashes him, do to the nature of SuperPyromancy, it's pure light
Wyatt Rivera
Well, you need a bunch of dosh to help kick it off, or just rent a room. And you also need to have more than two hundred spells already developed.
Oliver Jenkins
I never said the head agreed with me. And that guy is classy so I felt like including him. I'll give you that, Summoning and Raising is different, but back in my days both Summoning Spirits and Raising Corpses were considered prime examples of Necromancy.
And I don't intend to solve this with violence. But I intend to use all the tools I have, including my recent work on your variant of Necromancy. And I hope variant sounds more to your liking than sub-school, because it's the best I got to offer. Outdated!? I wrote that less than half a year ago!
Juan Bailey
You forget that Form 1 was written and developed by Legalmancy, and according to the bylaws and fine print of Form 1, Legalmancy is allowed to veto form nullification and well as necessitating that all forms go through Legalmancy for approval to keep certain quirks of the guild and it's departments out of the public eye.
This is also taking into account that any attempts to interfere with legalmancy will result in the associated department's funding being cut and certain late night activities of a number of Archivists being released to the public.
Cameron Rivera
>Nods contemplatively
Ian Walker
Cmon guys make us look bad, I'm trying to debate here. ...Thats equally degrading. I find it odd that you seek to umbrella us under you when we have nothing to do with eachother. If it were common for Necromancers to take Modules in Ectomancy and vice versa we wouldn't be having this debate. But it doesn't happen, we're like oil and water.
Nathan Evans
You realize you just implied archivists have any activities of any note, Or a social life/night life to speak of? You've clearly lost this argument. Or as they say, the Sink the ship to kill the captain gambit has just been used. Dare you make a followup move?
Christopher Baker
Great!
>Five minutes later. >Contacts millions telepathically.
>10 minutes later. How's this? >Drops a bag filled with 10'000 pure gold coins. I uh... heard they were cursed or something.
Grayson Adams
Well, you don't bribe me. You bribe the Archwizard.
Ryan Jenkins
What's your opinion on pure metals and alloys, friend?