Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1359: Waifu Watch Edition

Cracker_Jack imagine my suprise when I woke up and found Overwatch Jump. Good Job!

Also no Stormbow/speciality arrows? Kinda hard to be a Hanzō clone without his bow & speciality arrows. His bow is unique it seems, based on his ability that longer you hold it, more damage it does. If not the bow, sonic arrows & fragmentation arrows would be kick ass.

tell us of the waifus.

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There are many waifus. Young to old, pink haired to blue skinned, justice raining to APMing.

And one horrible frozen satan. Who stares you in the eyes as she caves in your skull.

What forms of waifu collecting are socially acceptable?

>waifus
>socially acceptable

Fuck society I'mma Byronic hero and I'm drowning in puss

I don't think waifu collectors really go out much user.

Tracer - A cute spunky British lesbian, with ability to teleport & rewind time. Great ass.

Mercy - A Swiss healslut who has mastered nanomachines to heal & revive the dead.

Zanya - Buff Russian chick with pink hair & a gun that allows her to create protective barriers, fire an increasingly powerful beam, and has best guns (arms) out of all the waifus .

D.Va - Cute Korean gamer girl who pilots a mini mech.

Widowmaker - A hot brainwashed French assassin working for a terrorists. She used a Sniper/AR.

Mei - THICC Chinese girl that could give Captain Cold & Mr. Freeze a run for their money.

Pharah - Egyptian with powerarmor that allows her to fly for short periods, and lots of rockets.

Ana - Pharah's mom is an Egyptian sniper MILF. Even with grey hair & wrinkles, she's hot. She has a healing sniper rifle.

find and subvert the God programs, Clean up Australia environmentally ,bring peace between man ,robot and ape

TFW face when you meet someone who embodies Everything you want to be so you make a copy of his Mind and install it Into yourself as an artificial conscience.

>anything
>socially acceptable

Lots of things are socially acceptable user

Its no different than celebrity crushes.

>Tracer - A cute spunky British lesbian, with ability to teleport & rewind time. Great ass.

Another challenge for the murdercock

Don't forget Sombra the cyberpunk hacker, and Symmetra the OCD Indian blue lantern.

Another drawback idea. You said mercy was a pacifist, yeah? That might work.

>d.va

you forgot to mention that her hands are so fast that she uses a Rotary Canon that fires per Button press as a automatic.

>Ana

her body type is more GMILF but there is the semantics of her not being an actual grandma.

>Mei

Not actually THICC she's An autist who wears a heavy winter coat all the God damn time regardless of how hot or cold. It actually is. also the year of the Dragon event implies she's already married.

People being married has never stopped jumpers. They just go full NTR

Seems pretty THICC to me.

Tbh famalam they ain't got shit on League of Legends girls.

No, that's a normal healthy figure ,This is THICC.

If you're going to start this we can raise you one with MTSP/Jin girls.

Banchô we just asked you not to talk about your sexual preferences. Come on dude if you want to get better and more accepted you gotta listen.

yeah but most people seem to agree on THICC women with No more than four limbs in a standard humanoid configuration. I don't think This falls into being part of my magical Realm.

I take your point but it's still grey territory to post pics you find arousing, even if it's "only" a fat girl's ass

it was my understanding that it was the nature of my magical realm that people found offensive because all lot of other people seem to post pictures they find attractive without complaint from the thread

Except if you actually knew bancho's tendencies you'd know that he doesn't see THICC as arousing at all. Mei is nowhere near real THICC.

I think it's both.
Dumping fetishy stuff is already borderline and when it's also offensive/repulsive that makes it a lot worse.

which is exactly my point! Thank you! She Asian, Asians generally don't get very THICC unfortunately.

It has nothing to do with her ethnicity desu. There are plenty of Asian THICCs unless you're specifically looking at models, just that you won't be able to post pictures of them on a blue board.

>Asian THICCs

I don't believe you, Start dumping them on /s/

Jumpers!

Who's the most attractive person you met in all your chain?

the wife but double from skullgirls is a close second.

Just search on /s/'s archive or go to the JAV general on /jp/ if you want to find it so bad. Asking people to find porn for you is pretty bad form on top of coming off as idiotic.

>Just search on /s/'s archive or go to the JAV general on /jp/ if you want to find it so bad. Asking people to find porn for you is pretty bad form on top of coming off as idiotic.

dude all I was doing was calling pic or it didn't happen,SOP for this site, you know?

Training Leonardo DiCaprio in the ways of the Force in Hollywood (or any other real-life jump, I guess) and then christening him Lord Revan-ant.

Then putting him in control of every Petco in America.

Good or bad idea.

Top notch idea. Why would he take the job as Petco CEO tho?

I feel like there's a bit of wordplay I'm missing but I'm not seeing anything egregious

Gotta have some manner of domain to rule over, doesn't he? And unlike a small island nation, this would let him live ROLLING IN DOUGH while still being the lord of gerbils.

Look, I haven't gone to sleep yet.

Do yourself a favor. Go to /b/, try that line, and see what happens. There's a reason /r/ exists, and your "SOP" is blatantly /r/.

[Spoiler] Heroes never die.[/spoiler]

My mirror reflection once it gained self-awareness and started shapeshifting and using my beauty perks.

.... Are you actually doing a FamiKamen Rider jump? How would that even work?

Oh, I'm not, I'm just noting it's not impossible to make that picture happen with the jumps we have right now.

well there is a YouTube jump and also apparently a two hour FamiKamen Rider Movie, which has been demonstrated to be enough material for a jump.

youtube.com/watch?v=BmHAKW1IEA0

well nevermind then

Ah. Well that's certainly true.

.... I wonder if it would be in poor taste to make a FamiKamen Rider Eyecon?

Only if it's poor taste for a Monty Oum eyecon.
And considering that the people meant to be in the eyecons are heroic spirits/illuminated, it'd be in theory actually pretty flattering.
Not sure how flattering being a powerup is though in practice.

I'm now tempted to collect the souls of 15 dead Internet personalities in Eyecons and use them for Grateful Soul.

Yo /jc/, got a question about the Persona Jump, and specifically, the Revelations and Strange Journey Drawbacks.

How survivable are they in an early jump? Persona is my third jump in my new chain, after Nichijou and No Game No Life.

hey digger would a gun caliber jump Be considered too lewd?

Revelations isn't too bad, it's basically just the state of affairs in earlier Persona games. Plenty survivable, if you're careful. Strange Journey, though, will land you in the middle of at least three apocalypses. Global thermonuclear warfare is the least of your worries if you take that drawback.

>skirt
>supergirl can, and often does, fly...
I don't know if I should appauld the comicshit or not ont his one.

She wears bicycle shorts underneath, she's not an idiot.

One time, I looked in the mirror.

Nah not always. I could post some screenshots but this is a wholesome family board.

...yeeeash, thanks for the answer user.

Guess I won't be doing that, especially since I house-ruled the Body Mod out of my Chain.

Okay, fine. When she's not being written by a huge pervert, she wears shorts underneath and isn't an idiot.

Actually...

What are the references that Strange Journey makes? Outside Persona 3 and 4 (both on PS2), I haven't had the time to play/watch the rest of the series.

So now that Overwatch is out...

Does anyone have a list of perks that affect your progeny/family? Like the ones in Discworld and Winnie Pooh.

Generic Xianxia had something.

>When she's not being written by a huge pervert
So, in that single arc by Jamal Igle.

They're all other SMT games. The weird gravity fluctuation in the Antarctic is Strange Journey itself. The cellphone that predicts the future is Devil Survivor 2. And the warring cults with ties to the American ambassador is the very first Shin Megami Tensei game. Of them, Strange Journey is the only one we don't have a jump of. Too bad, because it's pretty awesome. It's the only SMT where the Neutral ending is unambiguously the best ending, which is good because Neutral is my favorite alignment.

There are a couple in the Fate jumps. One that makes your family loyal, another to make your inheritable traits not dilute over the generations.

Shrek has a perk dealing with hyprids like the whole donkeyon dragon thing

Xianxia has a bloodline perk

Objectively correct answers.

Mewtwo, Discord, Atlas, Anubis, Wigglytuff, Chatot, Master Goultard, Eniripsa, and St. Michael.

>can't see Tracer's face, only her ass
fun.

>Fuck society I'mma Byronic hero and I'm drowning in puss
You're doing it right, user. You're doing it right.

muh impowahment

Tracer's gap game is unstoppable.

F:E Genealogy(Bloodlines, inheritable weapons)
F:E fates(Inhairitence, Talent, Fluffy Hair)
Kamen Rider Showa part 2(Psychic Soldier)
Anima Beyond Fantasy(Bloodlines)
Zoanthrope Gene (Bloody Roar)
Mosaic Organ, Roma Warrior (Terra Formars )
Force Sensitive(Apparently?)
Brute Hybrids (Killing Bites)
Elfen Lied(Diclonius Virus?)??
Bending(Avatar and Korra)
X-Men Mutations(???)
Incredibles Superpowers(?)
Steven Universe Gem
Discworld(Heredity)
Naruto(basically everything apparently?)
Fate/Stay Jump(some stuff)
Exalted Dragonblooded
Nanoha(In the Blood)
Newgenics(Xianxia)

I'm probably missing some stuff but I've been gathering this shit

>but I've been gathering this shit
w-what have you been up to exactly?

Thank you very much.

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So what's the best way to undo Widowmaker's brainwashing, stop her from being so depressed she can't function and kills herself, and then waifu her?

Overwrite her brainwashing with your own.

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Override her personality with an otherwise identical personality of her original one but doesn't feel guilt over her actions under the prior brainwashing.

Psionics and generous application of appropriate aftercare

If you do that you have to train Tom Hardy as well.

God of high school lets you be a guardian spirit for your decendants.

Greek myth dove perk lets you be real good at making decendants.

So... does this mean they allowed it on the watchtower or not?

Spiderman.

Gets shit on all day long, never gives up.

Back in my early chain I strived to be like a shounen hero or someone like Kamina to others at least.

...Maybe I should go back to trying to do that. Maybe that's what making my jumper lose their way.

Can I import an AI as a God Program?

D...don't make me choose between my spouses what the fuck.

Even A Magical Family Deserves Happiness from Fate Zero is a good perk for protecting your family.

You have to choose which is prettier. They are waiting.

>Update
Eventually, sure. College is being a bitch right now. Midterms and stuff.

>Elan
It just grants you a max-sync with an Elan, and more importantly, allows you to carry it to other worlds as a perk-fiat backed ability.

>Mighty
Yes, this is in addition to your perk-purchased abilities. The perk-purchased abilities are generally in addition to your 'normal' character sheet, which comes as part of your background.

>Endless Mind
100, I think I'd ruled, and there's nothing stopping you from permanently spending them.

>Crystal Crafter
Yes, more variety, but no using Illuminati-tech. The main benefit is that it lets you craft with nothing but an ordinary crystal, which is, uh, kinda useful, considering that normally you'd need to either use the Powerful Soul perk and spend your power stat, or get materials that aren't exactly available outside of the setting. Or sacrifice people. I had it separate form Powerful Soul because that one actually benefits Warriors and Mages in its' own right.

I'll add all this to the notes.

I'm jumping Undertale and the following is my starting companion rotation by the time its over.

>A clone of Lightning with glasses.
>Shantotto
>Anna from Fire Emblem
>Hildebrand and company
>Solaire of Astora
>Priscilla the Crossbreed
>Kamen Rider Diend
>Asgore Dreemurr

I did not consider practicality or teamwork ability when I picked most of these, I just picked up people I liked. Hell, Diend and Anna just kind of went into a stupor for...a year after I brought home seven purchase of Dragon's Hoard from the Mad King DLC. Priscilla is kind of a NEET, too.

I feel like I'll regret my choices eventually.