"By order of the duke, no swords nor spears are allowed within the city walls."

So? I'd give up my weapons either to the guards for safekeeping or to a trusted follower to wait outside the city. Then I can go in and do my shopping and business.

Hopefully I'd eventually get in good enough with the local duke that he'd let me own a house in town and let me store my weapons there.

>not having a concealed weapon carry permit

"I want a receipt of some kind in case something happens to them and I must be compensated. Are we allowed smaller items of self-defense such as daggers?"

Then I'd probably ask if the Duke is employing such a law because of domestic issues of some sort; if the answer is yes I ask if he is accepting contracted assistance.

>daggers are fine
>maces are fine
>crossbows are fine
>bows are fine
>meteor hammers are fine
>warhammers are fine
>axes are fine

"I have no weapons to declare. Are there any special laws regarding the practice of sorcery within the city that I should be aware of while I'm here?"

>Guns are fine

"What about these guns?"

*Aggressive flexing*

M-muh swords...

What if your fists are registered deadly weapons?

Oh?... You wouldn't part an old man from his... walking-stick?

>Sorcerer
>Playing as some combination of lawful good and lawful anal
But why?

Knives are cool, right? Alright, then.

How about this sword
-unzips dick-

Technically a wizard by character class, but I don't think the setting has a single word pinned down for doing the kind of magic he does and "sorcery" sounds cool. Anyway, he's got a family, settled lifestyle, and cult meetings to come back to post-adventure so I figure he'd like to avoid unnecessary legal trouble that might land him in a foreign tyrant's dungeon for thirty years or some shit.

>I-is it curved?

That's all well and good but your wizard sounds like the kind of guy who in high school always reminds the teacher she forgot to assign homework

That's quite the mighty blade there, Sir user. I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to step over here for a more thorough inspection.

>Looks at wand
>Looks at bitchin' staff
>Looks at potions
Yeah. Okay, that's fine.

>unzips dick

JFC your dick has a zipper

>Be caster
>Give no shits
>Laugh at martials and their inadequacies

The world sure does love shitting on martials, but what do I care. I gots magic and it's just impossible to *not* win as a caster.

*Looks down*

*Pats self down*

"OK, four daggers, handaxe, club, knuckle dusters, I'm good!"

No swords or spears?
Well I'll just be on my way then.

I know for a fact that my current party would take that as an excuse to steal the city walls.

I miss oblivion guards

"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRUMINAL SCUM"

Lurk more, please

You first.

>"Oh... you would not part an old man from his walking stick?"

We're gonna have to confiscate that too, yes. Step right over here and the wizard will assist you.

"This policy is clearly a form of discrimination against the non-magic. I wish to register a complaint against the city."

I did my time. I'm not going back

Warhammers are still fine though, right?

"Hear that boys? Guns, explosives, crossbows, knives, chainsaws, spiked 2x4s, chains, whips, ropes, and baby oil are okay! Let's get a move on, people, Duke's gotta have his cut of the profit on our 'highway tolls', and he's gotta have it now!"

Well I would hope not. Swords and spears in the city walls would be very structurally unstable.

"Brother, is he the man who tried to take away your goods?"

>Monk character
Owkay

No worries as a paladin is trained with all sorts including magical.

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

It's not like spears were usable weapons in Skyrim anyway.

The party unceremoniously dump their weapons in Mr Giant Autismo Bot's hands and tell him to stand outside the gates for the few days spent in town.
Then the Paladin sits outside as well, to give him some company. Because he's a big softie.

I immediately notify the other guards and have him arrested and questioned. There is no Duke, only a Jarl. This man is an impersonator.

...

Rolled 9 + 43 (1d20 + 43)

Yes they are, bitch.
*rolls intimidate*

>+43

...

Wizards are super rare, chances of a wizard going out of his way to dick you over is like getting hit by lightning.

It all depends on how much "Fuck you wizard go suck a dick" themed stuff you are wearing.

Level 10, 10 ranks
+3 from class skill, 10 from item, +5 from inquisitor levels, +5 from FCB (Half-orc or tiefling), +2 from racial, +2 from trait, +5 from Wisdom, +6 from Strength via feat.
Huh, correction, +48.

Came here to post this.
Veeky Forums once again confirmed a board of scholars and gentlemen.
>stick

But if you do that, they'll just run and get the rest of the garrison and murder you.

Except that my friend here, Liliana Not-A-Drider, was struck by lightning.... twice during last night's storm.

So, I guess we're due for a Wizard attack?

>"And you will be allowed to do that without any weapons on your person."

Hail lord Matrim!

>What are strikes with healing effects
>What are AoE strikes

Pissing off gods for being a filthy spiderhumper raises the variable a lot.

This is ye olde medeival setting it's not like letting strangers carry weapons or not will actually do anything.

It's thepull-out-weapon-and-run-up-and-stab-you part that does it, now crossbows, thats another story.

Blood and bloody ashes, only just got what the Ashandarei was meant to be.

>"By order of the duke, no swords nor spears are allowed within the city walls."

Easiest conquest ever.

That feel when they show perfectly working spears in game jam, but refuse to implement them in Dragonporn despite it being Morrowind nostalgia bait. Why is Bethesda absolutely retarded.

>It's a realistic, historically accurate campaign.

Patrician taste

Rolled 16 (1d20)

Oh this? This isn't a sword: it's just a long knife.
>roll deception

My nigga

Statistically speaking, there's a 70% likelihood it is

Mat a shit, A SHIT!
Jordan's a disgusting weeaboo

Well, be careful with that then. Carry on.

...

Alright, guard. Have a fine day.
>Continue into the city with the various clubs and daggers on my person

Zipps havent been invented yet.

>A knife

Also mages are to have their hands bound and mouths gagged, yea?

Please say yes. I've been looking for an excuse to bind our witch up.

But guard, we are supposed to have weapons in case we need to revolt against the duke.

Why is that Wizard ripped?

>rogue
"Why of course I'll turn over whatever swords I have"
*Never mentions the 100g in knives*
>Paladin
"You would DARE separate a Paladin from his Weapon?!"
>Wizard
*grumble-grumble* "Sword? what sword? Do you see a sword?"
*Familiar flies the party's Shrunk gear in*

Spears, flails, they showed lots of that in Game Jam. Fucking hell..

>Paladin
>Response isn't "Certainly good sir. Though I must say, despite my admiration for your valiant efforts towards keeping the peace, the peculiar wording of your law would still allow several scoundrels and ruffians to walk the city streets with a variety of harmful implements, like the several pounds of daggers my roguish-looking compatriot here keeps strapped to his person (purely for self-defense, of course). But fear not fellow lawbringer! I will bring with me my Holy Avenger so that I may reap justice upon any such ner-do-wells, thus easing the burden of peacekeeping on you and your lord, an act I'm certain your benevolent ruler would see fit to award with a fair sum of gold. Why, he may even see fit to award the keen-minded guardsmen who came up with the brilliant idea of allowing a Holy Knight of God and his compatriots their weapons for just such a noble cause!"
Clearly your CHA isn't high enough to be a true paladin

BUT I LOST ALL MY SWORDS AND SPEARS IN A BOATING ACCIDENT MR ATF

My /k/nigga

Who the hell runs their marketing department? They could have made gamejam DLC with all that stuff and people would have paid a fortune for it.

How the hell that AR isn't SBR? It has a stock.

Why was that guard so stupid?
He knew who Gandalf was.

length of stock.

He also knew that is lord and king was sort of mind controlled

Jedi mind tricks, user.

I can't find the page where the guard asks "What is that" when it's pointed at his face, so please accept this page instead.

Incorrect, that is not a stock, it's a brace.

No mind tricks, when the fighting started he stopped his men from interfering with the exorcism.

oh dang. I've never seen that before. Just how practical is that?

Not at all, unless you use it as a sock.

To shoot, or to dodge the ATF's SBR-definitions?

The ATF is unconstitutional and should be defunded.

he has arcane abs to get the ladies
>wizards
>natty
pick one