Wat do

A party of one? Seem a bit lonely. Since I got nothing much to do and she asked, sure. I will ask for paizuri with her mana tank though.

*Shrugs* "Well you did tank all that damage for me. Hold still..."

>join her party
>not crashing her party with full kegger and 15 frat boys
user, you're not very good at having fun

>"Um. I don't suppose you have any bigger ones?"

Sure thing.

Woah, things are moving quickly I was hoping they'd develop over time but she is straight to business!

Have you been reading my quest?

"Time is short and the night is long. Why not enjoy both as much as we can?"

On the condition that she drinks a potion to make her more attractive.

It worked wonders on the last one.

Well she looks like a high charisma sorceress so maybe, as long as she doesn't ping evil. What spells can you cast?

"M-more attractive? You don't think I'm beautiful?"

akit_(15jamjam)

IQDB it

your welcome

"Summon monster, minor illusion, find familiar, bear's endurance, I'll admit my spells are limited, but my breasts can act as mana tanks!"

What?

"I mean, as long as you can provide your own food. Looks like you'd be okay for a while regardless though"

Oh yeah? Prove this mana tank thing.

Literally have that maid as a character is all. I was just wondering. Nvm enjoy the tits.

>giant sacks of useless flesh
>beautiful

user please

"Okay! I just need you to cast a few Touch spells on them. Please be gentle..."

Well we wouldn't be looking for a caster if we had any spells. Why don't you show us?

Nothing useless bout mana tanks user.

>caster asks to join party

yes - universally useful

"I-in front of everyone?! Ok... Shocking Gra-AHHH!"

You know, lactation can be induced in males by teasing the nipples long enough. Do you think male sorcerers would practice this habit and go around bare chested for that bonus mana reserve?

Oh, I can think of a few uses for them.

I would Mr. Skelaton

Is this one of these "I found a picture and immediateley need to make a somewhat Veeky Forums-related thread about it" threads?

All the tension cushion between those heavenly mounds at the end of a day work is always pleasing.

Yes

I "join" her "party", user. Come on.

"And it's my pleasure to please you hero!"

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"0///0 oh my..."

I know what's under that skirt, bitch.

"Nice pair, but can you do THIS?"

"But of course! See?"

I go full job interview on it. Being the party face and the only guy keeping the other fuckwads on track, its my job.

such suffering

check to see if she's using illusions or enchantments on us, or if she's a shapechanger, then check her alignment

if she checks out, titty monster ho!

Still not quite convinced. What happens when you fill these "mana batteries"?

"But sir you don't understand! I
My friend and I are asking YOU to join OUR party! Not the other way around! It gets so lonely with just the two of us..."

>>Pic related asks you to join her party. Wat do tg?
Ask what she is questing for first.

I'd definitely use my "face" for something in a job interview with her: burying it in her credentials. Then I'd ask her to plop that spellbook on my desk and run my fingers along the spine.

Give me gold first, ya evil god worshipping harlot, then we can talk.

>Your character is polymorphed into a sexy tittymonster

"But we have no gold to offer you!"
"Perhaps we can reward you some...other...way?"

What other valuables do you have, precious gems or artifacts? I need something worth a lot of gold, you know.

Just start posting porn, holy shit

So, smutfaggotry is back, or what is this thread trying to accomplish?

>Ma'am, I'd be real happy to help ya'll with yer quest. Lemme just finish writing' this letter to the Missus real quick, ya hear?

It never fucking left, despite all the effort put into banning /wst/ and quests user.

It was never going to leave, either. It was just the excuse the fun police used. And you let them. This is your reward.

Witch tits. If that isn't relevant to tg I don't know what is. Just leave em be. These threads burn themselves out in time, then get archived like everything else.

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"S-sir?!"

Just checking out the goods, that's all.

Lady you said your tits are mana batteries.
What happens if you fill em up, or go over the limit?

Several square miles would be flattened. But don't worry, that's only happened once in recorded history!

Explain, in more detail.
Like does filling em up make em bigger or something?
In fact, why don't you show us?

ass>tits

"Oh! Are they to your liking sir? Is my top getting in the way?"

I'm also a huge faggot in this thread, please rape my face even further.

Ass is just auxiliary tits.

Ask for a display of her skills, be they magical or mundane. We don't need dead weight, even though our weenies try to convince us otherwise.

This man raises a valid point, we can see the tits well enough, but what about the rear?

Isn't it the other way around? I thought no other animal had sexualized tits.

Ass don't have nipple to play with.

roll 1d4 to determine if she's a
1) succubus
2) lilitu (succubus on roids)
3) pleasure devil
4) nymphomaniac

5) succubus(male)

sexual skills are also skills, your dicks are right

To seduce some useful target (for blackmail, or stealing, or assassination) you'll need something more than big tiddies, they aren't usually that dumb

Rolled 1 (1d5)

Rolling

Ostensibly the tiddies are the first thing to greet you, implying their primacy.

good choice user!

Yes they are not dumb, from my point of view if you have someone who's professional seducer "Someone important" might see through her lies and it will fail, but someone who is not rogue in disguise is not threatening for them which is people those guys prey on

We humans get a lot of mating-related things backwards. A lot of animals have barbed penises, and rape is the only option. Meanwhile, we're one of the few species that will perform the most heinous and lewd of all acts: Holding Hands

Why this pic for ants?!
Gimme the nuns dammit

If tits are accurate, there is no way its not a case of the magically modified looks, might not be human, go to the party, bring gun/sword/dinamite

if initiate contact that is in any way threatening standard response is kill with fire

Did the witch get banned?

>there is no way its not a case of the magically modified looks
She looks like a witch, witches have big breasts, you should have worried if she had small breasts, than something indeed would be wrong

Hey lady, I ain't joining your party unless you start talking about what kinda compensation I'll be getting.

you could also lay the witch

Erpg-smut-faggotry, please go away.

Sure. My life being constantly uncomfortable because I'm traveling with an extremely attractive woman with whom nothing will develop except tension sounds about par for the course. Hope she can pull her weight at least but I can leave if she's a real liability.

Whisper more sweet nothing to me.

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Post your Discord.

I agree, but only if her quest is worthy of my blade. A barbarian does not do silly quests such as diplomacy, or delivery. We are born for blood and blades. Not pussy shit.

Is she a heretic?

A very good question my friend.

Madam are you a hedge wizard?

As long as you promise not to jump me in my sleep. Can't say I can promise the same for you though.

Brother she is obviously a Witch

I need to know if she deals in devils, demons or the dead

Or if she's a part of that cult that thinks Pelor the Shining One is that Burning Hate they worship

its clearly a level 20 wizard who has decided to have fun as a girl - no natural being is that well endowed