Stat me!
Stat me!
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little scrub? Ill have you know I'm top of the leaderboard in Dark Souls, and Ive been involved in numerous gank spanks on the Darkmoon Dickbags, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in pyromancy and Im the top stunlocker in the entire Undead Parish. You are nothing to me but just another casul. I will wipe you the fuck out with R1 attacks the likes of which has never been seen before in Lordran, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Giant Dads across the internet and your Soul Level is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the stunlocking, scrublord. The stunlocking that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, casul. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in about 3 ways, and thats just with my +5 Chaos Zweihander. Not only am I at max chaos scaling at 10 humanity, but I have access to the pyromancer's Great Combustion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Lordran, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your estus swigging ass was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have healed during the duel. But you did, and now youre paying the price, you filthy casul. I will fast roll all over you and you will be stunlocked. Youre fucking dead, scrub.
>Youre fucking dead, scrub.
Yeah sure
16 str
10 dex
12 atn
CHAOSHANDER GIANTDAD
BANDIT
SOUL LEVEL 99
48 VITALITY
66 ENDURANCE
12 ATTUNEMENT
16 FUCKING STRENGTH
10 DEXTERITY (BUT DONT TELL ANY1 U LEVELED THAT UP, U FUCKIGN FAGGOT)
WAHT R U, CASUL?
GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS: BECOME UNSTOPPABLE
WT RINGS U GOT BITHC?
HAVEL'S RING
RING OF FAVOR AND PROTECTION: STAMINA HEALTH ENDURANCE, EVERYTHING YOU CAN EVER WANT
BLACK FLAME BLACK FLAME: THAT MEANS NEW GAME+ BICTHES
FATHER MASK: THE BEST-LOOKING MASK IN THE GAME
AND OF COURSE, DON'T FUCKIGN FORGET: YOUR CHAOS TWO-HANDER AND GRASS CREST SHIELD
WELL, WHAT IS IT? ARE YOU PRO YET?
IT'S TIME TO FUCKIGN PWN SOME NOOBZ
Fag. A fucking rapier or spear can anally rape you now. Enjoy getting sodomized next time you're in Anor Londo.
Did you just lose?
THE WALL
The level of anal damage in this post belies your lack of skill
Get fucking good, kiddo
RUIN HELM
IT'S THE BEST HELM IN THE GAME
YOU'LL FUCKING WEAR IT
STAMINA
THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER.
UN STOP-ABAABLE
You know, you could be less ambiguous about identifying the character you want statted.
Well, what is it?
Feat: Never dies
Can you really stat a legend? A myth whispered among the mortals?
My favorite pvp build next to sl1, wish you exsisted in ds3
The legend never dies.
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I will DESTROY the cat
go back to your anime you dexfag shitter.