Your group comes upon this cute gobbo on the road, what do you do?

Your group comes upon this cute gobbo on the road, what do you do?

Roll doubles

Plant two warp rifts on her and then disruption pulse her face.

Fuck good chromies, the annoying pieces of shit.

Quit paying monthly fees and play a better game.

Let her taste my brade from three sides at once.

given the fact that I've essentially declared war on goblinkind, Kill it. probably with Alchemist fire

I don't think I can type what I'd do on a christian imageboard.

I think text is always SFW, but I'm not sure if that changed.

> be good chromie
> ALWAYS take bye bye
> mfw their assassins Try to jump me, blowing all their cooldowns and ults
>mfw I have dots on me that will kill me
>mfw I just hearth home in 0.5 seconds and cuck those Faggots out of a kill OVER AND OVER AGAIN
>mfw triple tap, pyro blast, even another chromies temporal loop is countered by a fast hearth

Oh, that's just "Fel Chromie," I was hoping it was a Rheastraza tribute, but noooooo she's just slandered as an evil rapist.

that's a goblin you goblin

It's free you retard.

That's HotS not WoW.

Text counts as SFW.

It's a dragon masquerading as a goblin.

What is HoTs?

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Does the table have a facefuck limit and if so have we reached it? Because those appear to be handlebars.

Heroes of the storm, the blizzard moba

Heroes of the Storm, Blizzard's "all-star" game featuring characters from all its major properties (Warcraft, Starcraft, Diablo, Overwatch, Lost Vikings, etc). It's a MOBA.

Those are dragon horns.

Call them what you like. They serve the same purpose.

She can do it quite well

Handlebars, then, yeah.

Funny story, on Christmas my dm for some reason decided to run a Christmas instance in our campaign. I forget what he called it but what's important is we got Santa's sack. A bag of holding, just freely given to a level 2 party with no good intentions whatsoever.
It would go I to the bag.
With the rest of the slaves.

>Text counts as SFW.
Lewd text is a bannable offense on Veeky Forums

Since when?

Kill gobbo.

My character is from Zendikar, so we do the same thing we did last time we came across some goblins. Hire her as a guide.