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The larp general, where everyone pretends to be someone else to tune out of their shitty lives

tim horton's
20k year

Physics research. I don't make anything crazy but I have autonomy.

I work in compliance for the SEC and make ~120k

which is actually around 50k with CoL :)

Work forestry at least half the year, travel or hang out with the family otherwise... Around 26k CAD a year at this rate.

I type stuff into a computer and send emails
30k

Im a student, make 12k usd per year from student loans

this

go fetch my double double BITCH

t1 IT help desk
40k

Carpenter

60k/year

Dev Ops, big international finance company. Get paid like shit though, why do you think I'm here

CryptoNEET

living the dream bros

Legal assistant at one of the top 3 largest corporate firms in the world in NYC. Started at $87k 2 years ago, now earning $98k with end of year bonus pushing me well over 6 figures. Assigned to just one partner since he's the one who represents our clients in the highest appellate courts but that also means I have a lot of downtime throughout the year. Going to transition into working from home soon.

>((((day)))) job
i stock shelves at night at walmart

Fuck, sounds like a nice gig!

Crypto-daytrader.
600k per year.

No LARP this is what I'm making and I work on my own time in my underwear. And I'm 19.

I never had a job in my life.

Engineer
$75k

I want to be a full time options trader once my bag of cash is large enough. Maybe a couple years

>working

this

Pilot, US Air Force

It's stressful, with long hours but rewarding.

Around 50k a year with everything. I'm very low on the food chain, so right now it ain't that much.

Software Engineer at a big name. ~230k/yr depending on stock bonuses and price.

What do you fly and what do you know about the KC-9A tanker?

engineer
85k/yr

>do any of you have a regular day job?

Biochemist at vineyard

>How much do you make?
90k/yr plus made 78k with crypto this year

Pentester on a red team
I write poopy malware for poopy clients before I slap my pee pee on their network
$70k but idgaf because I get paid to do exactly what I love and free tickets to defcon and blackhat plus a bonus for any talks I give and any papers I write

Right now a desk, I used to fly the T-6.

I've never heard of the KC-9. All I know is the KC-135, KC-10, and KC-46

Tech Support Manager
> Latin America
> 20k/yr

Holy shit that sounds actually kinda dope
>pic related
ever been to WPAFB? I've been around that area a few times. Amazing Air Force museum

Meter Reader for utility company.
35k a year
Hopefully move up to street construction and then 100k+ in few years.

this was to you
Yeah, we had our flight physicals there. I didn't get to see the museum, I was really jealous.

Hopefully you'll get replaced by fucking smart meters
35k to read off some numbers fuck you

Army
Net income is 60k. Gross some where in the 70s I suppose

A lot of people talk shit about manuel labor, but you can make bank being a craftsman and there's a job shortage because no one entering the workforce wants to do that.

Chekd and if you ever go back, do check out the museum! It's so dope.

Code monkey with 70k.

>3hrs actual work
>listening to music
>shitposting and reading

cant be worse desu

$8 a day. Not even joking.

-- Ukraine

Sounds kind of LARPy honestly. Pilots have to have certified rest times, so gtfo with 'long hours' and on Veeky Forums.

Honestly if you work 40+ hours a week avg in any CS/IT field, you're doing it wrong.

What are you into? Embedded, web, systems, .NET, *nix?

what kind of coding? i really wanna get a job as a programmer but i don't know how much you actually need to know to get employed

Just pretend to be pajeet, that way you won't need to know shit and you'll still find work.

Game dev. Depends on the studio/ publisher I’m with but I can net 100k a month if the stars are right

Construction. I make $15 an hour. Its pretty bullshit, I'll explain why.

>do massive window job in a mansion for my boss
>$100k job that takes over a week
>make $15/hr

>go put some screens in gutters for my grandmas friend
>sub-1000 dollar job
>make $400 in 2 hours

I like the work, but if you're doing construction for somebody else you're never going to make it. If I could sell those window jobs myself I could be rich.

around me the roofing companies are making bank from insurance payouts for hail damage, literally half of my city got new roofs this year

you'd probably do well following around big hail storms and replacing roofs

>but do any of you have a regular day job?

Work at two retail jobs in order to keep up with my rent in cali, shit's fucked up here.
Also a GM on a private server, but I don't get paid to do that. More as a hobby.

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That's exactly what my boss does for windows. I just need to learn how to game the insurance companies like that but there isn't a lot of resources to learn.

>Parkour

Op asked for a job, not a third world hobby.

45K, I fix optimetric stuff and serve as a support to commercial printers

100k/year
editor in switzerland

Studying Aerospace Engineering and Mechanical Engineering

substitute teacher

9-11.25 an hour

kms

Penis massager

100hr/ will work for free half the rime tho

120k/year work from home software dev

log 40 hr/wk, work about 3 - spend the rest trying to get to lamboland

Tool and die maker
30k a year.

Did DevOp work before. My position is called "Consulting" and I use what the customer needs and work. Good thing it's not one of these shitty Java EE/.NET companies. But basically doing mostly web. Ranging from JS, to Rails, to Go. Dependend on the client and the usecase.

Actually not a lot to get a stepping stone. A degree is not required either but helps.
A good foundation would be being familiar with OO concepts, software architecture, design patterns and git basics. *Nix basics would be good too.

Otherwise for hardcore bonus points but not required:
Being familiar with LA, Analysis and tthus O notation for algorithm estimation, some theor. CS like automata theory. Most important part is having a smart portfolio on Github to show something and the rest will follow.

junior software engineer. 24k gbp.

250k a year
Gender studies research department

110k salary, 160-200 total (stocks + bonus)

software engineering @ major tech company

I used to do that. Its a sort of bittersweet job, knowing that 70 years ago you would have had one of the most valued professions in the entire country, but now the shops are populated with Mexicans and drug addicted 23 year olds.

>Java EE
Ick, I feel it. I was a software dev for a while before I decided to leave to infosec before I kms. Never looked back.
Go is such an amazing language, nice to see someone else who uses it.
I have a few friends in devops who have mixed feelings, but they're always on about some cool new shit.

No shit. Super rich Chinese women pay me for my time.

Yes
>I fuck them
>I drink with them in the clubs/bars
>I sing BackStreet Boys to them
>I go on trips with them to Japan and fuck them like crazy

It's a rockstarts life.

Russian shilling for the Republican Party. Been doing it for 1.5 years. Pay is decents abt $30k a year and more if I post 10+ memes a day on behalf of the American president. (We're supplied with memes by the GOP). There many MANY of us working here, so you should know your democracy is for sale thru Trump. LOL.

I am now hodling 20 ETH and 20 LTC.

Whoever is not buying BZC right now is wasting money.

Submarine crewman in a north european navy

25-30k depending on time spent at sea

29, flat rate automotive mechanic who manages his portfolio when he's between work or waiting for parts/approval.

$60k minimum a year from the 40 hour union flat rate guarantee, but almost always more.

67k, sit around and draw stuff

Hire me faggot.

>Mexicans and drug addicted 23 year olds.
That is so true it's sad. My brother works in a machine shop and there's junkie kids nodding out everywhere.

oh yeah no people in the military have a very relaxing life just fly a few hours and chill the whole day

>being this envious

Work for a company that builds audio/video solutions for college/NFL teams for practice purposes. $30000 a year. Still a startup.

>drug addicted 23 year olds
wow just summed up my whole department

This.

~75k a year from drawing porn.

Pitfighter. Living of my sega genesis royalty

Real estate. i work 12 - 16 hours per week. $90k per year. Bored af.

>oh yeah no people in the military have a very relaxing life
If this website is any indication, yes actually. A lot of military jobs are literally doing nothing.

I played the snes version

I wanted to kms before it was even a meme

Thanks for the cash

I've been in sales a long time. Thinking of getting my license. Worth it I take it?

Fo free?
See

Ha, not with this crashing market. Actually had a few friends accept this as payment before. Me personally. Usd baby

You only get a few good years tho 18-25ish

National Guard Infantryman
Full Time Student
I'm currently worth approximately $40,000 when you factor in guns, car, savings, crypto portfolio etc.

I'm bullish on LTC, FUN, and QTUM

Literal horseshit. Why the fuck would anyone pay for that when /pol/ does it for free?

> CBT Therapist
> $60k

I know some of you fucks have been my patients because you say neckbeard. Couldn't bring myself to ask in case it comprimised my professional integrity.

>I'm currently worth approximately $40,000 when you factor in guns, car, savings, crypto portfolio etc.
wow big money, thanks for sharing !

No, I'm poor. Just sharing what I have without larping.

Pizza Delivery guy.

Have the best life honestly. Wake up around Noon, go to work at 5, work for 7 or 8 hours, walk home with cash everynight and then get on my computer and trade crypto and create propaganda until about 3 or 4 in the morning and do it all over again.

Very comfy living

This but 30k...

Give 50k in taxes.

sounds comfy user. How's your portfolio?

Fuck. I can do that. You from Canada?

cock & ball torture therapist?