Warhammer 40k general /40kg/

idontknow
idontknow

unbeatable strategy edition

Hilarious™ Mortarion Reveal, also some terminators and stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJMu9G7Pyw8 [Embed]

Konor Campaign: Chaos Losing again...
https://konor.warhammer40000.com/

Check your local store's contribution to the Campaign.
https://warhammer40000.com/fate-konor-galaxy-flames/

GW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/23/updated-faqs-and-boots-on-the-groundgw-homepage-post-2/
FW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/
Codex: Space Marines FAQ
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/08/10/codex-space-marines-errata-now-available/

Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
Everything 8th edition in pdf & epub, SW:A, WIP and BB are here too, no novels.
https://mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA

Other Megas
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ

WIP Math-hammer doc (Chart-Anon doing Chaos' work)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJMu9G7Pyw8
https://konor.warhammer40000.com/
https://warhammer40000.com/fate-konor-galaxy-flames/
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/23/updated-faqs-and-boots-on-the-groundgw-homepage-post-2/
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/08/10/codex-space-marines-errata-now-available/
https://mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
http://hoardobits.com/cgi/hob/shop.pl?cat1=Bits&cat2=Warhammer%2040k&cat3=-Imperial%20Guard&cat4=&page=1&view=06082013-5-44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypgltnMSTvw
http://hoardobits.com/40k/sm/GK-TERM-BANNER.jpg
https://sendit.cloud/0sizkoyfg2yd
https://sendit.cloud/ttanhp21trhi
https://www.reddit.com/r/yoyhammer/comments/5dioii/ordering_faq_subreddit_faq/
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-NZ/Wh40k-Astartes-Dice-2017
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-NZ/searchResults?N=2429428449+3206404541
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Citadel-Skulls-2017?_requestid=2379293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx5N4zDab2s
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/54836502/#q54838377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyqwJsGJSIY
https://ufile.io/5kcqf
https://sendit.cloud/0sizkoyfg2yd
https://sendit.cloud/ttanhp21trhi
Firespawn
Firespawn

Is it possible for chaos to win the Konor campaign?

RavySnake
RavySnake

When Chaos loses, the Veeky Forums tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy. I don’t think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million chaostards cry out in itty bitty chaos boi penis fury simultaneously. They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged campaign. They'll try to convince themselves that GW had pulled a fast one on them. We will riot! They will say. Boycott! Death to the false emperor! they will cry. Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything. But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their faction, their armies, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the loud obnoxious assholes who lost to the IMPERIUM. The entire 40k community KNOWS that the Imperium is filled with literal children, that it's practically on average underage, intimidated Xenosfags into silence, and its victory will surely be mired in constant scandals and ethical breaches. But all this only drives home just how little the 40k community think of Chaos. After all their bullshit, their cheats, their lies, they STILL see the Imperium as being superior to Chaos. When the denizens of Veeky Forums come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.
I need to fap.

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
get gud chaos

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Privateer press is looking like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Y-yes!! We'll w-win part two you corpse worshipping d-dog!!

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
literally who?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Firespawn
Everything is possible. Death Guard codex is dropping soon, with Mortarion and Terminators.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@WebTool
@RavySnake
@Firespawn
It's pretty even right now. Chaos just got a codex so all the whinyest of the chaos kiddys are actually going to play games now that it's "fair" Their truest numbers will show and they will still be laid low by the might of the imperium of man.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Going to be playing Orks and testing out the Dakkajet. I took out my grots and Runtherd to make room for it in my 1250 points army.

Any advice with using a flyer? I've never used one before.

I was thinking of keeping it in reserve so they can't blow it up turn one.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Firespawn
Not unless GW can give a good reason for Xenos to help chaos.

Eldar are obviously not gonna help slaanesh.
Nid players are all still pissed about Baal.
Tau... I mean, duh. Why would they fight for chaos?
Orks are the closest things to allies Chaos has

t. butthurt Leviathan since 4e player

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Supergrass
Don't be afraid to lose it. Get it into the shit and try to earn it's points back ad quick as possible.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Illusionz
Tfw codex ships to my LGS on wednesday
SHIT
I wanted to buy it today so I got some bikas instead

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Want to add a bunch of crusaders to my SoB army.

Was thinking of using these guys, would adding some purity seals and aquillas make them imperial looking enough?

Spamalot
Spamalot

noise marines
6 sonic blasters, 2 blast masters
run forward
prescience and warp time
run forward again
veterans of the long war and endless cacophony
36 blaster shots and 14 blast master shots
sitting in my opponents deployment zone turn one on top of a huge pile of dead marines
Enjoying the new codex?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Firespawn
possible
sure

likely
nah

Bumbling chaos is more amusing than "I'm not allowed to lose ever" chaos, so I'm okay with it. I mean, they've got a dude with a skull abacus running the numbers.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Firespawn
As Chaosfag i was never especially bothered about Konor campaign. It's essentially a popularity contest and we all know that Imperium is more popular.

It seems that only ones who give a shit are NPCs, mostly because they project on PCs so they believe that their role is somehow relevant.

massdebater
massdebater

/tg/thread/54834543#p54836353
Why stop at Space Marine, man? Kotov in Forge of Mars was able to be impaled clean through by what was effectively a dreadnought with Necrontech CCW blades, and he lived just fine while not being considered remotely heretekal for his augmentations. It's the Mechanicus, you go as far as possible with the resources you have. Space Marines are comparatively mass-production plebs, it's not uncommon for a Magos to reach Custodes durability and be armed like a very angry Techmarine with better fixan skills.

Archmagi get themselves bespoke bodies as a matter of course, so they're just insane. Scoria could throw down with and win against Primarchs, so don't feel like "Normal Space Marine" needs to be your stopping point. Go full Hulk, user.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Supergrass
Nah man, flyers are there to eat up a lot of fire. -1 to hit is nasty.

And the dakkajet is fantastic, just a few BRRRTS and your job is done.

likme
likme

@Spamalot
Sounds fun. This is why I have blobs of Conscripts up front so they eat all the shots, deny things from moving too close and so I can do comfy counter charges with Bullgryn, Crusaders and Death Cult Assassins.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Garbage Can Lid
I'm not afraid to lose it, it gets 18 shots hitting on 4+ with a strength 5 AP-1 just being an Ork I usually always go last unless I roll a 6 at the beginning.

It has a min 20'' movement and a 36'' range for its guns so if I put it in reserve and it comes in the second turn I should be able to shoot basically anything on the board that turn then have them try to hit it on their next turn.

I guess I should state my army is 2 squads of 25 boys, a warboss, a weird boy, boss snirkot and a trukk with nobs.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Harmless_Venom
Yes. You might also want to add Lasguns and roundes bases, that would help.

Jokes aside, add this kind of stuff and you should be set: http://hoardobits.com/cgi/hob/shop.pl?cat1=Bits&cat2=Warhammer%2040k&cat3=-Imperial%20Guard&cat4=&page=1&view=06082013-5-44

Methshot
Methshot

@Harmless_Venom
Absolutely not. If you're desperate to sub in some fantasy models, at least take Greatswords, maybe kitbashed with some Flaggelant bits. Shadow Warriors look way too clean, high fantasy, and points-eared and the helmets are even worse for Imperial conversions

TreeEater
TreeEater

@iluvmen
ah okay I see

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Spamalot
Can't hear you, noiselet.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Dreamworx
Admitting that he's butthurt
Top kek. Get over yourself npcfag, leviathen had to die and you know it. They weren't going to just kill off the blood angels.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Anyone seen any point change in the GK dex so far? Have not notice any myselg.

Also good job geedubs, the GK stratagem does not work on twin psycannons...

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Burnblaze
LOUDER

WebTool
WebTool

@Harmless_Venom
When I was making my Crusaders I wanted to do that too, however what would you do for the shields?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Any Tau players here? I'm kind of overwhelmed by all the options they have for any given unit. Can someone educate me on how to serve the Greater Good?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@StonedTime
Magnets

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@viagrandad
And Chaos players wonder why everyone hates them...

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@SniperGod
SCREAM TO HEARD

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperGod
No matter how loud you try you're too short to reach me. Sorry manlet boi!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I am listening to the Black Legion audiobook. Daaaymn ADB is a good writer and that voice actor is awesome. Abaddon is so enjoyable in how he interacts with Khayon.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

CSM book scan when?

Booteefool
Booteefool

/tg/thread/54834543#p54836614
he actually thinks DG won't get the updated version
he actually thinks anyone worth playing against will mind if you use the updated datasheet with your Death Guard
Honestly, even if you play against some kind of cuck who won't let you use these newly armed Plague Marines as Troops, since the Axe + Knife version happens to be about as good as Power Axe Chosen, I'd have no scruples actually running them as Elites.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Harmless_Venom
Looks neat, paint them white to give that oh-so-faint klan feel early 40k and the ecclesiarchy has. I'm bashing greatswords and archers with Skitarii for my knight army, and this totally looks awesome, wish I'd thought of it.

I'd shave the symbols off the helmets and get rid of the quivers, though. And if you have enough lying around, getting rid of the Eldar-looking swords and using chainswords (or proppa power swords) would look great

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Methshot
Imperial guard worlds have a limit on the guy who makes the OC, and medieval-esque looking planets are a possibility. Fantasy Imperium is just one of many.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spazyfool
FUCK YEAH! Jonathan Keeble is amazing. He voiced Sevatar in Prince of Crows too.

farquit
farquit

@Burnblaze
What?

takes2long
takes2long

@massdebater
That's.. wow.

I was expecting anything approaching custom gene seedery to be as heretical as anyone but inquisitors using daemon possessed people in their ranks of the Imperium. I had no idea the AdMechs rolled that way.

Genetor Lord Genome may be a real possibility afterall. Ripping mu'fuckas out of their Chaos Astartes armor before fist fucking them to death.

askme
askme

@CodeBuns
See
@Illusionz
@RavySnake
@Firespawn
imperial fags.
You guys write shot post short stories.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spazyfool
Carnac pls

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Lord_Tryzalot
White is ok, but he could also go for an inquisition Storm Trooper color scheme.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Flameblow
Also good job geedubs, the GK stratagem does not work on twin psycannons...

Psy stratagem not working on twin psycannons
Bolter stratagem not working on twin HB

Yay!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@farquit
WHAT? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?!

Methshot
Methshot

@askme
*shit post

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Spamalot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypgltnMSTvw

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Spazyfool
Can you share audiobook?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@hairygrape
implying you can't just say 'hey, it's miswritten, but RAI this is exactly what is desired'
Also aside from shitty razorback where is this present? I should add that as is, the psy-strat is fucking bananas with a fully armed psilencer purgation squad.

What can stand before 24 S5 AP-1 Dd3 shots?

girlDog
girlDog

@takes2long
Inquisitors have daemonhosts
So I guess you're kosher

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Playboyize
WHAT?
THEY'RE SELLING WHAT?

likme
likme

@Flameblow
Only points change I can see is termies went up two points each. Shame, I was really hoping purifiers would get a drop since they're currently balls

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Soft_member

Twin psy on Vortimer razorback
Twin HB on stormraven
4 Twin HB on thunderhawk

Emberfire
Emberfire

@takes2long
/tg/thread/54834543#p54836603
Home made astartes is the least of it. They coordinate literally billions of men in combat, and in 7e could pump up basic Skitarii to WS6 or BS7, which is pretty much Space Marine Captain or Primarch level respectively. They fight like badasses, and just one Reductor Magos could REEE superheavy tanks and such to death with noospheric nonsense, turn drop pod engines into warp IEDS and hijack a Thunderhawk or Stormbird off Istvaan V.
They're massive force multipliers done right, look at Cawl. Hits like a truck with Railgun Melta, can take more hits than two Primaris Captains and makes all your dakkabots half again as shooty and improves the reliability of your Canticles. There's a reason there's only half a dozen or so Archmagi per massive Forge World.

It's not really custom geneseed, since they usually grow a whole new body, augment it with tailored variants of whatever tech they want and noospheric uplinks then transfer in the brain.

Your guy would probably be a Myrmidax or a Malagra, though. They do less "High Command" and more "Fucking Hereteks REEEE SMASH". Here's the summaries of some of the Magos types in 30k, which is still leaving out the Magi Dominus (Masters of the Cybernetica, robot control), the Magi Reductor (Siege Masters/Nomadic fleet-based problem-solvers with a toolkit of superweapons and nonsense tech, used to be the last resort of the Great Crusade when the Astartes had failed miserably) and the Stataraga (Knight House/Titan Legion liasons, buffs to those).

.... Yeah, the one HQ option in the 40k dex which is basically a Space Marine Captain with less options REALLY doesn't do them justice.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@JunkTop
Will I need to order them online, or would a store carry them? And what size drill bits will I need?

WebTool
WebTool

@Soft_member
50 conscripts and a commissar. You kill 9, one gets executed for morale.

Alternatively, any armored transport, which takes between 5 and 6 wounds.

It kills an average of 5 SM a turn though, so that's neat.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Soft_member

It's a lot better with 10 GKPA and the bolter stratagem

deep strike 9" away, 40 S5 AP-1 shots

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@WebTool
Only 5? That's kinda dissapointing, actually. That's how many 100 points worth of HWT kill a turn.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Long shot here and I know Veeky Forums isn't the best place for eCommerce but does anyone have 2 Ravagers they'd be willing to sell?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Daily reminder that the Emps is evil as fuck and is 100% at fault for everything bad happening in 40k.

farquit
farquit

@Sir_Gallonhead
Now that's some weak bait.

5mileys
5mileys

@Sir_Gallonhead
t. ADB
Go back to masturbating over your daddy issues please.

askme
askme

@Sir_Gallonhead
not all, the eldar made slaneesh. just like 70% maybe 80.

massdebater
massdebater

@Sir_Gallonhead
Shut up Girly man just because he dosent love you dosent make him evil.

likme
likme

@Sir_Gallonhead
if Emps stopped and listened to Magnus instead of spreging our like a complete moron everything would have ended fine

Really makes you think.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@farquit
@5mileys
@askme
@massdebater
initiate (you) harvest thanks guys!

Techpill
Techpill

@Stupidasole
50 conscripts are 150 points user....and are super hard to remove due to the commisar

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@JunkTop
True, 10 interceptors/strike squad is badass dropping down and unleashing a rain of pain.

@WebTool
Well fine, I was thinking more towards daemons n shit. Which it does a good job at, except (sadly) that a S4 v S5 psilencer doesn't mean jack against all the T7 big guys

Evilember
Evilember

@likme
"Hey Magnus don't do psyker shit, it's dangerous"
"Ok dad"

Fills the Imperial palace with daemons

Flameblow
Flameblow

@likme
use the one thing you forbidden him to use while destroying a delicate project who you were just about to finish and killing thousands of people who were helping you do it

Id REEE from my heart.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@5mileys
Speaking about ADB. He does write the funniest of things like....

The faint and scary voices that Khayon hears whenever he is near Abaddon is actually the autistic shrieking of the Chaos Gods turned up to eleven in Abaddon's head. Threatening him, begging him, pleading with him, tempting him to be theirs. For 10K years and on the Chaos Gods keep screaming in Abaddon's mind unstop. Trying to break his will. That's why he can no longer sleep

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Poker_Star
but the statement isn't entirely wrong, like if he hadn't had tried to bring all the galaxy under his Imperial Truth then the Interex or what ever they're called would have probably dragged the galaxy into a noblebright setting, instead of pic related.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@AwesomeTucker
Fucking edgier than Bismuth man.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@WebTool
Was going to use dark elf kiteshields, they come already blank so adding aquillas and such should be easy.

@Lord_Tryzalot
I was thinking of doing the helms gold, for a custodes inspired look. And yeah i was going to swap the sword blades for chunkier human looking ones.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@RavySnake
A long time ago I did it. I had to order them online, not hard to do. The sizes depends on the weapons.

General rule is to drill a hole at least 0.5 larger than the magnet. I would suggest getting a compass to find out what's the polarity of each magnet and colouring one side with a marker so you don't screw it up.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@AwesomeTucker
now that's a new level of deviant-art edgy. chaos fags never cease to amaze.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Evilember
@Flameblow
Magnus and Thousand Sons didn't fell because of Warp sorcery, they fell because others got tricked by Daemon because they lacked experience with dealing with them

Really gets my nogging jogging.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@AwesomeTucker
that's metal as fuck.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
Last thread, about 3 hours ago.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@AwesomeTucker

This is tremendously stupid. No matter how good his skillset is, he's just some random Astartes captain.

girlDog
girlDog

Anyone convert their primaris lieutenant with power sword into a librarian? His pose just asks for it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Nude_Bikergirl
HE DINDU NUFFIN HE A GOOD BOY

Here we go again. Brace for impact.
@girlDog
Go for it user. I gave him the GK hand carrying a demon hand, a scabard, purity seals, book and grenades from the GK Termies kit. Shit looks baller.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
Post a picture? Sounds pretty sweet

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
*Demon head. This one: http://hoardobits.com/40k/sm/GK-TERM-BANNER.jpg

Techpill
Techpill

@Stark_Naked
@Soft_member
It's okay when they Emperor does it...huh?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Just waiting for chaos folks to send in all their soul grinders for daemonic massacre.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Emberfire
Hm.. Maybe. It's entirely possible they may be a Lachrimallus.

The way I imagine the guy is as a big beefy group face that also can act as a tank, if needed. But otherwise is the guy that stays on the ship, in the laboratory. Cloning replacement limbs and otherwise doing Dr. Farnsworth type shit.

Also upgrading his travel pals by enhancing their bodies. In a very disciplined and artisan way, or not at all.

Evilember
Evilember

@Gigastrength
I have none. I will post him once I finish painting him.

TechHater
TechHater

/tg/thread/54834543#p54836417
Why are deadknights shit now?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Snarelure
their fluff of being demonic failures is why i've never bought one.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Emberfire
What about something like modifying telomeres, so as long as the AdMech continues to.. like.. EAT.. they'll live as long as a hydra or naked mole rat. Two animals that effectively have solved the problem of aging and cancer and genetic integrity.

Is that a little too direct 'immortality' for 40K?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Sir_Gallonhead
I guess.

@Soft_member
Well, even back in the era when 40k was allegedly good, you had descriptions of him like
Abaddon has attained the favour of each of the Chaos powers in turn, and has proved the equal of his mentor Horus in that he has resisted becoming the pawn of any individual patron.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Still reading the Black Legion novel
Abaddon and his crew defeat a Sons of Horus warband that refused to join
Abaddon captures the SoH leader and hands him one of the Black Legions warbands
They nail him to their standard and have servitors forcefeed him the bodily waste of the Legion's slaves
He remains alive for five months before he finally dies

Alright, my stomach turned from this. What the fuck, ADB?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Nude_Bikergirl
“Peering into the darkness to gain knowledge of the warp is fraught with peril, for it is an inconstant place of shifting reality, capricious lies and untruths. The seeker after truth must have a care he is not deceived, for false knowledge is far more dangerous than ignorance. All men wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. Always men will seek to take the short cut, the quick route to power, and it is a man’s own mind, not his enemy or foe, that will lure him to evil ways. True knowledge is gained only after the acquisition of wisdom. Without wisdom, a powerful person does not become more powerful, he becomes reckless. His power will turn on him and eventually destroy all he has built.

“I have walked paths no man can know and faced the unnameable creatures of the warp. I understand all too well the secrets and dangers that lurk in its hidden darkness. Such things are not for lesser minds to know; no matter how powerful or knowledgeable they believe themselves to be. The secrets I have shared serve as warnings, not enticements to explore further. Only death and damnation await those who pry too deeply into secrets not meant for mortals.”

Ahriman blanched at the Emperor’s words, feeling their awful finality. The promise of extinction was woven into every word

SniperWish
SniperWish

ok Veeky Forums ya slipping .

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperWish
Wat m8??

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SniperWish
Some good user post it before:
https://sendit.cloud/0sizkoyfg2yd
https://sendit.cloud/ttanhp21trhi

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Carnalpleasure
He's comically edgy

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperWish
why didn't anyone buy this for me?!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Who would be the most INTJ primarch?

Spamalot
Spamalot

How should I build my reivers? knife and pistol seem like no brainers but that carbine might come in handy

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Carnalpleasure
Man, daddy issues are a hell of a drug.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Emberburn
Sounds like a regular Magos Genetor/Biologis with Corpus Gloriosa to me. Toss on some subdermal armour and some general augments if you want to be tougher, nab an implanted weapon of some kind and a noospheric link and you have your average Executor Fetial.
Corpus Gloriosa: The Tech-Priest's body is a thing of aesthetic perfection, whether constructed with the devotion of a renowned artisan or gene-sculpted into a vision of corporeal perfection. Very useful for dealing with those outside the Cult Mechanicus, who set more store in appearances.

@Stupidasole

Almost certainly one of the Admech's many life-extension measures, they have many of them. Fancy dreadnought shell, grow a clone and consciousness transfer, regular juvenats, telomere treatment or whatever Cawl's been using. There's so many different ways any given Archmagos is generally incapable of dying from old age some way or another, just like a Marine.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Sharpcharm
Only death and damnation await those who pry too deeply into secrets not meant for mortals.

t. guys who spent last ten thousand years in pan of undeath

askme
askme

@Sir_Gallonhead
clearly Angron

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Guys could you all stop posting for awhile so I can focus on actually building more models, hate getting distracted like this.

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
we've done this, you can't sue unless you already made the model, at the moment that's just powered armour with a war hammer legally because patent and copyright laws are retarded

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Evilember

hey Magnus I made you expressly to be a psyker and all the necessary traits associated with being one like curiosity of the arcane
btw Magnus don't be a psyker ok just don't

FastChef
FastChef

@TurtleCat
Go take your fucking ritalin then faggot. The world isn't going to stop spinning because of you.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@haveahappyday
Corpus Gloriosa.
I am so pleased to know this has a basis in canon. Yes, this is what I want.

Gene sculpting is permitted. Telomere cap enhancing is permitted. Mad ass crazy super science is, of course, permitted.

Biologis AdMech is a go. Everything I want for the character is well within existing tech and tolerances.

Thank you very much, user.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Are there any good missions for 8th that are well balanced? Like has anyone made any Adepticon style mission packs?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sir_Gallonhead
reminder Jesus was actually an old one engineer and the Emperor as a PIE is just culturally appropriating him

idontknow
idontknow

Before the Astronomicon how did man fly in the DAoT
@BinaryMan
@BinaryMan
He didn't make Magnus anything consciously, he merged warpstorms with his own body, and so they took parts of his emotions, imagine if you could consciously control the warp

Techpill
Techpill

@BinaryMan
Hey Magnus I made you to be a psyker, but before I could spend years teaching you about the dangers of the warp you were taken from me

Snarelure
Snarelure

So the 1ksons are getting a dex of their own, right? Anyone have any idea when for someone that's been living under a rock?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Snarelure
Don't think so, no one really likes them so it would be pointless, the might get one a couple years down the line.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Techpill
not reading the best book that ever existed and remembering the passage where Magnus was talking to the emperor all the time, just as the emp could power the astronomicon whilst being choked on Ullanor

RumChicken
RumChicken

@girlDog
Nah. Mine got one from those flared hood things in the Exalted Sorcerer kit and an Inferno Bolt Pistol from the same kit, but I'm still using him as Lieautenant. I like the Primaris Librarian too much to not put one in my army.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@idontknow
The Warp wasn't nearly as fucked up back in the DAOT. Slaanesh didn't exist back then.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Talk with one of my best friends about getting into 40k for years
New models come out, I love the Primaris he loves the DG
Five years of talking about it we finally decide to jump into it this summer
After being best buds for 7 or so years he decides to start bailing on me more and more and eventually we just quit talking

Shits odd, might still buy models just to paint though.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Flameblow
They were confirmed to be getting one along with the Death Guard.
There's a reason only the DG and TS aren't in the Chaos Codex.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@idontknow
adding your own edgy contrarian shit to the OP

kill yourself

whereismyname
whereismyname

@JunkTop
doubt

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StonedTime

yfw the Ynnari and their god are about to kill Slaanesh
yfw this is exactly the kind of kickstart the Emperor needed into saving the Imperium

Thanks, knife-ears

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StrangeWizard
t. assblasted chaoslet

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@CouchChiller
That's sad man.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fried_Sushi
Ynnari is Slaanesh though

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@RumChicken
Oh yeah, hes a good sculpt for sure just would rather spend my money on something else and having 4 lieutenants is just excessive

5mileys
5mileys

@JunkTop
@whereismyname
tzeentch and nurglekin
@CouchChiller
You've got not friends
@Fried_Sushi
But emps wants the webway so he can kill everyone apart from psykers
@MPmaster
Stop this meme, also is Eldrad dead now

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@5mileys
Still got like 8 others friend :)
@Boy_vs_Girl
Yeah, I have a feeling his girlfriend has something to do with it.

WebTool
WebTool

@Lord_Tryzalot
I literally didn't even imply I was a chaos player (I don't play and I've never touched a chaos model), im just saying OP is a faggot for adding his own bullshit to the op

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I dunno how to fill my SM Troops slot: i have a tactical squad but i cann't choose between normal scouts and snipers. What do you suggest?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PackManBrainlure
Yeah, I have a feeling his girlfriend has something to do with it.
Oh... He puts hoe before bro. Nothing of value was lost I guess.

5mileys
5mileys

@PurpleCharger
Snipers with camo cloaks, denial of deep strike around the cover you deploy them in and the ability to target characters is pretty damn good

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TalkBomber
not realising that the ability to talk to his father across the length of the galaxy is just going to fuel his deluded belief that he understands the warp

I didn't forget the book, I quoted the Edict of Nikeae from it earlier

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
thanks user. i'll convert to pdf asap

@PurpleCharger
@Stark_Naked

(you) farming hasn't been easier

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

So the Eldar term for Space Marine is ‘Elayath ahir vey,’

Which means deformed barbarians.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Supergrass
Post them here after converting so we can add it to the OP

viagrandad
viagrandad

@CouchChiller
this is what you get for asking siri to divide by zero

Evilember
Evilember

@Stark_Naked
impyling it's not cocksleeve

Flameblow
Flameblow

FELLOW CHEAPSKATES

CHINAMAN NOW SELLS PRIMARIS MARINES FOR CHEAP AS FUCK.

CHINAMAN NOW SELLS CUSTODES FOR $10

Primaris Captain $6
Primaris Librarian $6
Primaris Apothecary $7
Primaris Chaplin $6
The Legio Custodes Squad $10

GET TEH NEW CATALOGUE YOU FUCKS

StonedTime
StonedTime

@StrangeWizard
What was added? Same OP as the last how many threads.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Supergrass
please do user. my readium doesn't have the right fonts. PDF masterrace

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Flameblow
Well post the contact or the catalog, man.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Flameblow
i wish i coudl into recast. i only know about one on an ebay like service but doesn't have the thingsi want ;_; i hear there is a 2nd and that one has a far larger selection (and probably what i want)

anyone have any tips on making my own recasts? i have 7 of the OOP ancient noisemarines (mowhawk ones) and i want 30 .. (wich means i need 23 more)

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Dreamworx
@Lunatick
I'll post then delete. Prepare yourselves.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@StrangeWizard
filename

pic related

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Dreamworx
@Lunatick
Ready?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@iluvmen
more than ready brother

TreeEater
TreeEater

[email protected]

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Flameblow
Not Buying British!

Emberfire
Emberfire

@iluvmen
ready!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@MPmaster
>>54837623

You are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

>>54837623
DELEAT THIS

StonedTime
StonedTime

>>54837623
you're doing god's work user

eGremlin
eGremlin

>>54837623
FUCKING RETARDS, DELETE THIS

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TalkBomber
@StonedTime
<3

whereismyname
whereismyname

@eGremlin
he did

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

>>54837623
got it before deletion
nice desu

girlDog
girlDog

@Carnalpleasure
didnt china outsource it all to china anyway tho?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Flameblow
This is all in resin right?, is resin molds just that much cheaper?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@girlDog
gw does have it's shit cast in china..

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

2 codexes are in the bin

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@cum2soon
This is all plastic like GW. Recently, I've only got things in resin if the original model was in resin, like forgeworld things.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@girlDog
meant didnt gw outsource to china. goddamn lack of sleep

Skullbone
Skullbone

@girlDog
No China outsourced it all to Korea, but it wasn't actually outsourcing as Korea is just a part of China
@cum2soon
It's cheaper because they avoid health and safety regulations, use cheap as chips resin, don't have to register IP and trademarks and take orders then cast thus minimising space taken up

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Snarelure
i almost read that whoreaters

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperGod
Nice name.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Do you just email the guy with what things you'd like?

JunkTop
JunkTop

If you fall we all fall xenos freaks

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Get some clear silicone sealant the kind with a vinegar smell.

Squirt enough silicone in a cup to cover you model.
Add corn starch until it is thick and slather your model in the mix.

Wait overnight. Cut model out of mold.
Fill with alumilite from hobby lobby 23x.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@DeathDog
https://www.reddit.com/r/yoyhammer/comments/5dioii/ordering_faq_subreddit_faq/

Supergrass
Supergrass

@GoogleCat
More help than I deserve but thank you user.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Supergrass
You are welcome. Sometimes reddit is "allright". Read thou all of it before submitting an order.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Only armies that have infantry units over 9 feet can post here, manlets/femlets need not apply

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Poker_Star
you do good work mega user.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Poker_Star
Thanks for keeping and maintaining the Mega.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Deadlyinx
Entire army is literally the most manlet of all
Has an entire ONE, unpainted unit of bigger units
DAE MANLETS GET OUT? xDDD

WebTool
WebTool

@Deadlyinx
Guys on the right like he's shitting bricks.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Deadlyinx
What you going to do, hit me with.your cream cheese batton, small brain

DeathDog
DeathDog

@WebTool
Knowing Ogryns he probably is

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

is someone going to add the CSM PDF to the main mega?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@StonedTime
quote from man beaten to death by ogryn

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Deadlyinx
tfw happy being 5'10

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Illusionz
lmao fucking manlet

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TalkBomber
marinelet player detected

askme
askme

@Illusionz
happy
What are you gay?

idontknow
idontknow

@Deadlyinx
My poorly painted boys love to one shot the slightly taller Marines.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@askme
i wish

Methnerd
Methnerd

What army do chavs play?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@lostmypassword
Wishing you were mentally ill is not a good thing user

SniperGod
SniperGod

@eGremlin
@TalkBomber
@StonedTime
@LuckyDusty
[email protected]

Can I get a link Pls? I'll even post my army so you all can laugh at it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Illusionz
@Sir_Gallonhead
@askme
@lostmypassword

6'1 and over Chads play Chaos

5'10 and under manlets with smallus dickus syndrome play Imperium

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Methnerd
Unpainted Tau

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Snarelure
Is this the digital versions problem or have they really printed books like this?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperGod
what the fuck is a third party archiver: the post

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Sharpcharm
He said gay, not a tranny
@BlogWobbles
I'm probably more like 5'10.5, what do I play?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@idontknow
THOT Defender Ogryns

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@RumChicken
its because I dont have the right font i guess. in my ebook reader

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CodeBuns
homosexuality isn't a mental disorder too
Oh user, you're so funny!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RumChicken
It's the epub. All the previous epubs I've downloaded have worked fine, but this one is weird. Using Readium

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

>>54837939
It isnt

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TalkBomber
Chill spurg, just wanted to make a meme and show off the new ogryns I just assembled
@idontknow
My dudes are still not done yet, I went for a more standard look but I like the industrial one you went for, I'm waiting for a stroke of inspiration and I'm gonna finish these guys off with some muddy effects and lots of fun blood splatters
why do you have so many searches for gore and blood splatter effects on your computer
to paint my plastic toys officer

askme
askme

dont take the bait anons

iluvmen
iluvmen

>>54837939

fuck off /pol/, take your stormweenie ideology and piss off

Inmate
Inmate

@Supergrass
The PDF masterrace thanks you for your service

Methnerd
Methnerd

@viagrandad
Are Ogryns just retard strength personified?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Draigo is coming for Mortarion's ass

Firespawn
Firespawn

>>54837939
Do you ever sleep or are you like me and shitpost 24/7?
Take a break dude, its more healthy that way

DeathDog
DeathDog

>>54837991
syphillis victims = mental illness
huh

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Sir_Gallonhead
@iluvmen
I'm not that guy but what else could it be?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Methnerd
They are a mix between space ogres and a race of Lenny from Of Mice and Men
so yes

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

people who buy fancy bases

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Techpill
Hey Magnus I thought of a cool thing we're gonna pretend daemons don't exist and then they won't.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@viagrandad
Can I ask how many of the gas-masked heads come in the ogryn kit? I was thinking of nabbing some to make my Stormfiend Genetor Castellax heads look less ratty, plus get some armour bits here and there and maybe augment the bodies into something else cool.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Nojokur

How do you convert epub in a good pdf?

Supergrass
Supergrass

>>54837991
All the more reason schools need sex education to also include non-hetero sex health
That's all I'll feed you, now begone thoticus

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

>>54838009
You won't do shit you fat ass
@BinaryMan
If retards get retard strength, what do autists get? Autist speed?

Booteefool
Booteefool

$40 for dice

what the fuck

https://www.games-workshop.com/en-NZ/Wh40k-Astartes-Dice-2017

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@GoogleCat
The greatest weapon against Chaos is ignorance.

Spamalot
Spamalot

>>54838036
bug chasers are thing with straight people, but either way they are fairly rare.

farquit
farquit

@Deadlyinx
Big Choppa = Bullgryn Maul

Nobsquad anyone?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Hows the Fluff look in the Chaos Codex?

takes2long
takes2long

>>54838036
Disgusting lifestyle for some of them, not a mental illness.
@Booteefool
paying to preorder dice
fucking hell GW

w8t4u
w8t4u

@New_Cliche
4, three normal ones and one who remembered to bring the goggles

iluvmen
iluvmen

@New_Cliche
Three, but one has creepy goggles looks like shit

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

>>54838009

I'll take the evaluation of respected scientists and doctors over some retarded white fatass, concerning the matter of homosexuality being a mental illness, thanks

now go masturbate over your orange retard idol or whatever it is you shitstains do, we have minis and wargames to talk about

@AwesomeTucker

but user, you NEED to buy the new fancy bases GW has cooked up just for you

only $150 too, what a steal!

https://www.games-workshop.com/en-NZ/searchResults?N=2429428449+3206404541

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Ignoramus
its basically a dark art. A champion user always does it though. Every time i have tried it comes out fucked.

@Booteefool
NZ or AU always equals wallet rape. Luckily dice are irrelevant and you can get them cheaps.

Techpill
Techpill

@Garbage Can Lid
what do autists get?
40k minis

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Supergrass
Schools are already fucked up enough as it is thank you. Children don't need more marxist Hirschfeldian ideology shoved down their throats.
@Spamalot
True, but then again who's saying that there aren't any mentally insane straights?
@takes2long
Perhaps, maybe, that "disgusting lifestyle" might be heavily linked to their "sexual preference", hm?Oh I'm sorry, according to the GLAAD I should be saying "sexual orientation" because as we all know, implying that faggotry is a choice is a meanie nono wrongthink.

Evilember
Evilember

@whereismyname

Yeah that's suitably badass: Gaining all four marks in turn without falling out of undivided.

It's the warping that into "ABBADON IS JUST USING CHAOS THEY GOT NOTHING ON HIM" that's dumb.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@w8t4u
@iluvmen

Excellent, needed three and the goggles work for cybernetic eyes. Thanks anons.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Boy_vs_Girl
Seems like the best weapon against Daemons is xenophase blades.
so ok.

RavySnake
RavySnake

https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Citadel-Skulls-2017?_requestid=2379293

340 skulls

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Garbage Can Lid
They get a crippling addiction to blue hedgehogs.

TechHater
TechHater

Greenstuff a dual fist Contemptor Dread into a NurgleyHellbrute?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Garbage Can Lid
Autist "intelligence". More akin to an unhealthy dedication to a specific hobby/concept, but yeah. "Intelligence".

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Techpill
Noice. I have a guy with really bad aspergers at work and while everyone walks around he straight up fucking runs.
@PackManBrainlure
You really don't understand how either mental illnesses or arguments work do you

FastChef
FastChef

@Boy_vs_Girl
not the armor of contempt

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Poker_Star
Thanks a lot user

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Playboyize

Everytime i got misleads on layout of words :(

whereismyname
whereismyname

@kizzmybutt
I'll take the evaluation of respected scientists and doctors
How's Paul McHugh? He reputable enough for you?
retarded white fatass
Interesting how you consider "white" to be an insult. Please do continue while using the internet, a white man's invention, via the computer, also the white man's invention, while sitting in an airconditioned room in a first world liberal city, all also built by the white man.
now go masturbate over your orange retard idol
Sorry sweetie, I don't worship jewish controlled opposition.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Emberfire
He's so smug.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@RavySnake
340 skulls

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Spamalot
I split my box half and half. I find it useful for the very terrain dense board I usually play on to have the carbines keep an enemy unit stuck in cover and then deep strike the stabby boys out of LoS and Batman their way over a building.

Might find a way to run two full squads of 10, since I like the bastards, YMMV of course.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Evilember
They got something on him. The Black Legion novel he can barely sleep anymore.

But most importantly the Chaos Gods resolutely determined to bar Abaddon from actually achieving his victory until he submits to them. Abaddon winning while maintaining his freewill is a threat to them.

They are at an impasse.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@kizzmybutt
I'll take the evaluation of respected scientists and doctors over some retarded white fatass, concerning the matter of homosexuality being a mental illness, thanks

now go masturbate over your orange retard idol or whatever it is you shitstains do, we have minis and wargames to talk about
Hey, look, the fag got mad?
Do you get retard-strength as well, or just the downsides of being
mental?

@Evilember
This. It's sad that they are so bent on turning every character who is good at something into THE ULTIMATE EST BADASSEST OF ALL TIME. Some moderation would keep the setting much more rounded instead of separating every character into either a mary sue or useless background dressing.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Anyone know of 3rd party that sells industrial weapons, similar to the genestealer kits with pickaxes, saws and general tools reused?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Eldar hate humans and see them as animals they will gladly sacrifice millions of to save 5 minutes of walking from an Eldar they don't like
Eldar don't like killing humans because they look just like them and thus can only stomach it if they put on their war mask
Which is it you fucks?

askme
askme

@Nude_Bikergirl
that picture feels like soviet propaganda

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Emberfire

Real talk, why did Guilliman not keep a company of Grey Knights with him during the Indomitus Crusade? Considering how much he has fought Chaos by now.

Grand Master Voldus and his men just fucked off after Gathering Storm.

likme
likme

Reminder that ignoring posts and reporting them is all you need to make faggots go away, not autistically responding to them because you think you can BTFU them hard enough to step down, post 40k and ignore guys, I'm off to play guard against Orks, do I bring a party bus of bullgryns in a chimera or an extra manticore? And should I post results and highlights in a few hours?
tfw I have to get this all painting in 2 weeks plus a thunderbolt fighter

Playboyize
Playboyize

@PackManBrainlure
Hirschfeldian
I mean, I disagree with literally everything else you're saying, but forcefeeding children a type of mustard plant is probably a bad idea, yes.

Now get the fuck out, we're trying to debate tiny plastic men.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@likme
And should I post results and highlights in a few hours?
Absolutely.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@WebTool
We're trying. Give us a week for our super discounted dudes and maybe we'll do better xD

StonedTime
StonedTime

@iluvmen
Real talk, why did Guilliman not keep a company of Grey Knights with him during the Indomitus Crusade?

He did, they're in Dark Imperium.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@askme
We need more of that soviet art of large groups of commoners supporting the state like those murals in Nkorea for 40k, shits Orwellian as fuck

TechHater
TechHater

@idontknow
is the black legion book in the mega?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@iluvmen
Because of the silly "no one is supposed to know about the Grey Knights". Entire Imperial Guards battallions have been decimated to keep the """S E C R E T""". Rawbooty maintained contact and meeted not only warriors, but also civilians like engies, politics or priests.

They helped him reach Luna, but that's when they went hiding again.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Spamalot
THINGS WILL GET LOUD NOW

whereismyname
whereismyname

How are the IF tactics in general? Is Bolter Drill any good on the Agressors?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Garbage Can Lid
340 skulls

Supergrass
Supergrass

@StonedTime

okay, I guess I must not be that far into the book yet to see it

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@iluvmen
No need. He has a fleet of Sister of Silence null ships with him.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StonedTime
im 98% sure they were not. prove me wrong

Soft_member
Soft_member

@whereismyname
Too bad Orks killed all the imperial fists
Ironically the only true imperial fists left are primarus

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Supergrass
@Harmless_Venom
It's pretty early on. he says he has them stationed throughout the fleet to ward off daemonic attacks

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
Literally both. How do you feel about monkeys? What about when they steal your lunch/wallet/keys. Then imagine if you had any fun of any kind your soul was forfeit. So to kill the little monkeys you do it in a ritual boring way so as not to have any fun.

Fun = slaanesh. Therefore rituals to keep it boring.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@BunnyJinx
decimated

so only 10% of them were wiped out?

that's not so bad

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Fried_Sushi
no need for badass daemon hunting Mary Sues, he has a more marketed faction currently being hyped
Are you a GW employee? And if so why do you hate me?

Techpill
Techpill

@haveahappyday
True, with some SoS in Null Ships. I stand corrected.

Methshot
Methshot

>>54838246
Still really don't get the whole mental illness thing do you.
If it is a natural means of romance, why can they not reproduce?
hahahahaha

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Gigastrength

Decimate
ˈdɛsJmeJt
verb
1.
kill, destroy, or remove a large proportion of.
"the inhabitants of the country had been decimated"
2.
historical
kill one in every ten of (a group of people, originally a mutinous Roman legion) as a punishment for the whole group.
"the man who is to determine whether it be necessary to decimate a large body of mutineers"

???

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CouchChiller
kill one in every ten of (a group of people, originally a mutinous Roman legion) as a punishment for the whole group.
"the man who is to determine whether it be necessary to decimate a large body of mutineers"

it's in your post, little buddy

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@idontknow
do abilities that cause a figure to hit at a subtracted ballistic skill affect overwatch?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

>>54838281
I don't know what the fuck you are trying to argue with points like that. Being gay is a genetic thing, they were never meant to fuck off and make whole countries by themselves. I don't know what type of mental gymnastics you have to do to think that makes it a mental illness but shit I hope you're getting a good workout

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
THANK YOU BRUVA

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

What's his name again?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fuzzy_Logic
I obviously ment the first part, large fella

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Stupidasole
Did you even read how Overwatch works?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Stupidasole
read the fucking rules you ape

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Boy_vs_Girl
supreme fudge packer

Inmate
Inmate

@Boy_vs_Girl
Reddit-tier Meme

idontknow
idontknow

So I read the codexes. It says that everything is happened at the end of the 41M. Wha the hell? Hasn't been 100 years after the Fall of Cadia? How are we still in end of 41M?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@MPmaster

when it comes to the military, the second part is more accurate as that was your context

I can understand why you'd get it mixed up, decimate can also mean far more destruction, just not in that particular military context

TreeEater
TreeEater

@idontknow
Imperium is to intelligent too keep time right

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Boy_vs_Girl
Best Guy

Snarelure
Snarelure

@idontknow
they explained it away by saying " the imperial calendar is seriously fucked up and we don't really know exactly how long it's been"

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
Is it in the codex ?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@massdebater
How do you feel about monkeys?
Amusing things to watch on tv or the zoo, wouldn't say no to eating them, and wouldn't kill them by the dozens just because they're flinging poo at that dickhead Steve.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@idontknow
Guilliman discovered that the Inquisition had fucked up the calendar.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Someone got that chinaman link? I missed it being posted earlier.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Inmate
Based on what? when you were last there? Begone.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Supergrass

God's Speed

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Evilember
Yes.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

>>54838385
The Mega exists for a reason

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Flameblow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx5N4zDab2s
Monkeys are not to be fucked with. They steal your money. This is how eldar see humans.

Spamalot
Spamalot

gk odex pdf anyone?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Does the Auspex have a purpose this time around?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

>>54838385
download the fucking rules you ape

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Stupidasole
Didn't read, too busy looking at grill

StonedTime
StonedTime

With the Chaos Artifacts in the new dex, are you only able to take artifact total per army? or is it one of each (points permitting)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

on page 29 of the new CSM codex Alpha Legion are called "infil-traitors"
I refuse to tolerate this.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Lord_Tryzalot
Oh no, the easily kicked away primate has absconded with the bootleg purse and the various fake food items within. Truly horrifying.
if humans are monkeys are muhreens apes?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@VisualMaster
Go here. Ctrl+F "savings"
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/54836502/#q54838377

w8t4u
w8t4u

@BlogWobbles
I'm 6'8", what do I play?

t. African immigrant

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Ignoramus
You need a good program
Or, amazingly, a mac does it well. One of the few things

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Has anyone got a pdf of the new Black Legion novel? Doesn't seem to be in the Megas

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Nude_Bikergirl
If they release new Draigo's model, he better has helmet option.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Nude_Bikergirl
chimps. chimps can really fuck people up whereas gorillas are bluffers so more like ogryns.

Also monkeys are tougher then you think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyqwJsGJSIY

TechHater
TechHater

Why is Draigo more capable than big E in the current canon

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Soft_member
Jonathan Keeble
He should voice everything

Soft_member
Soft_member

Am I missing something, or is there no way to take Cult units as Troops in the new Chaos Space Marines codex?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@TechHater
Draigo doesnt do shit, hes the laughingstock of the gods.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Spamalot
May the emperor bless you sir.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Soft_member
Because cult legions are getting their own codexes and theyll be troops in there.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@SomethingNew
Not anymore buddy! Ward may not be writing for 40k but his office is right next to them still.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TechHater
because the emperor is not dead but heavily injuried

JunkTop
JunkTop

@iluvmen
God speed and good savings!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@likme
Always party bus of Bullgryn.

girlDog
girlDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
Thanks for the input m8

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@JunkTop
based anime poster! BASED!

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Carnalpleasure
Oh, great. Either use a Vanguard detachment, or wait for GW to get their heads out of their asses. Fucking lovely. I bet there'll be even more cut and paste from the Imperials in there.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Carnalpleasure
the fuck is it with leftist and their obsession with shit?

likme
likme

@likme
Nobz w/ Big Choppaz
3 attacks each
S7 | AP -1 | D2
T4 | W2 | 4+
-- 26ppm

Bullgryns with Mauls n' slabs
3 attacks each (+1 Bone)
S7 | AP-1 | D2
T5 | 3W | 2+
-- 42ppm

What do you think?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BlogWobbles
6'3"
Plays Black Templars
Contemplated starting Flesh Tearers
It's like, the closest thing without spikes to playing Chaos I guess.

Methshot
Methshot

Professional Heretek here. Is there anyone else rendering the new codex into a PDF or should I do it?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Methshot
DO IT NOW!!!!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Methshot
01001001 01001100 01011001

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Methshot
please do. two other guys failed their save test and were consumed by the machine spirit of their pc.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Methshot
Do it before I beat you up faggot

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Methshot
This guy implied he would do it. @Supergrass
But a professional heretik would be welcomed.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Hype(?)

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

How big do we think Typhus is gonna be?
Would be kinda funny if no-name Lord of Contagion was bigger than him

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

are units like noise marines, khorne zerkers and rubric marines no longer troops if ur army is dedicated to the god?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Methshot
It'd be great if you did. Readium and epubs are nice but any time the codexes use large text, as in, all the fucking time, they just mash the words together into an unreadable mess instead of formatting it for some reason.

farquit
farquit

@Nude_Bikergirl
I hope its steel legion but I know its not.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Nude_Bikergirl
I hope it's new Steel Legion. GW probably realized DKoK are the coolest looking IG regiment and they are missing huge bucks for not selling them, so they might be trying to modernize the Steel Legion.

I swear if that's true im dropping my current army and switch side to Imperium.

Necromunda would also be welcome.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@farquit
It's pretty obviously Fires of Cyraxus lol

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Carnalpleasure
This is why I read good literature instead of this tripe

Evilember
Evilember

@w8t4u
Always bring the goggles.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Nude_Bikergirl
Hype, I bet theyre going to reveal the codexes after Death Guard and the tease is IG.

WebTool
WebTool

@Gigastrength
So its just an IA. eh.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Crazy_Nice
How big do we think Typhus is gonna be?
Would be kinda funny if no-name Lord of Contagion was bigger than him
I swear to christ you guys are all 4'7 manlets who cannot get over the fact that you still shop in the childrens section. I've never seen this amount of manlet posting even in my /fit/ days

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nude_Bikergirl
Its gonna be Adeptus Titanicus. But let me do it one more time: OMG NECROMUNDA STEEL LEGION GIB GIB GIB

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
Better wait for those EC and WE codexes to drop never

cum2soon
cum2soon

@ZeroReborn
The two marine heights are incredibly jarring. Also manlet is fun to type. And chad is easier to type than primaris.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@WebTool
Do they even advertise forgeworld on WHTV?
The fuckers. Why.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Dreamworx
I mean, I've been starting Tau and have switched to taking points away from Imperium based on pic related. Guess that means the propaganda is working?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@ZeroReborn
Personally I just find the words fun to say. There are a lot if short guys at the store though so I try to hold back around them.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@MPmaster
not really an answer to my question

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TreeEater
What happened in Damocles, user? Tell us more, I love the lore.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TreeEater

Didn't the Tau win the Damocles campaign though? Like, so thoroughly the imperium flipped out and tried to burn down a nebula?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Black legion epub by adb when?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@ZeroReborn
Taufags got buttraped.

farquit
farquit

I played my first game of 40k today, at 500 points, just to get the grip of how turns work. One thing I'm not sure about is how D6 wounds allocation works for my Hammerhead.
My Hammerhead Gunship fires 1 shot that is D6 wounds, lets assume I roll a 4, and that means I roll 4 wounds. Do the wounds spill over into other models within the unit? It was one shot, but multiple wounds, so can I kill multiple model with just a single shot, so long as I roil more than 1 wound?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@ZeroReborn
tau got btfo

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@ZeroReborn
They got shoah'd when the Imperium set a nebula on fire.

5mileys
5mileys

@Dreamworx
Tau... I mean, duh. Why would they fight for chaos?

Dude, in the Damocles released they put fluff about the enemies of the Tau Empire. Chaos was mentioned but it ranked lower than the Imperium. The fluff said that the Imperium is seen by the Tau as the greatest threat to their empire. And it's true. The Imperium caused them the most amount of pain than any other race or faction.

The Tau attacking the Imperium in revenge or to safeguard themselves against further crusades makes total sense.

askme
askme

@TreeEater
I actually like the goofy stuff GW does like that. I wouldn't mind seeing them do some more.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@farquit
No, unless specified. You just kill one guy really really well.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@farquit
Only Mortal Wounds spill over.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Crazy_Nice
Yes but.....

It ended the Third Sphere Expansion killing billions of Tau. It denied the establishment of a Sept that would have rivalled the T'au Sept in grandeur and splendour. The Tau see what happened as bitter defeat and remember of the cruelty and madness of the Imperium.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I've tried a load of different thing but I cant get epubs to work properly for some reason
Could someone put up the images of the CSM points?
Also have an add, I actually met this guy once

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Is it worth making a pseudo Command Squad for Primaris? If you put this in between a few bricks of marines, everyone seems to be in a pretty perfect position.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Sharpcharm
Deathwing have a flail with wounds that spill over

TechHater
TechHater

@Firespawn
reminder of

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TreeEater
@Crazy_Nice
Kind of funny when you think about how there are more human citizens in the Tau Empire now than actual Tau after they took in those hive worlds and these posters are meant for the newly converted Gue'vesa

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Are Obliterators the go to chaos drop troops now, fleshmetal guns are average comparable to OC plasma, get double the shots per man, only cost 15 more then powersword+plasma termie, and require no reroll support.

9 of the them for 585 points completely shreds vehicles and puts out respectable damage vs infantry. About as much as a same price dedicated anti-infantry drop unit like 10 scarab occult with prescience.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Firespawn

killing billions of Tau

Incorrect, it barely killed any tau.

It killed billions of the human citizens of the hive world that had just been conquered.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@VisualMaster
I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@VisualMaster
Those 5 combined are around 600-700 points alone, good luck spending almost half of a 2K list on characters alone.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

FEED ME A GREY KNIGHTS CODEX PDF AT ONCE

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@farquit

From faeit212, take it or leave it

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Are Riptides really shit now? Are they at least a solid option? Mine has the Ion Cannon and double Fusion Blaster. I bought one because they look cool as fuck, wondering if I should have bought a Ghostkeel instead.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@StonedTime
You get one free, then it's a CP for every one past the first, if I remember right.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Stupidasole
Well yeah, but if you put that between a brick of intercessors and Hellblasters, you're putting out insane combat potential.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@idontknow
Ogryn'd?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Booteefool
Whoops, I can't read, never mind.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Need_TLC
Hope is what I cling to. Emperor's blessing, user.

takes2long
takes2long

@StonedTime
use readium app on chrome browser for desktop. Only the titles are fucked up.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@StrangeWizard
I counted the Tau who didn't make it to the bunker + the Tau fleets that were attacked by the sentient Damocles firestorm.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Also, I just found out they've squatted the honour guard with relic blades I was running as storm wardens.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Garbage Can Lid

Wasted points, especially with the ion cannon.

That said, it's -really obvious- how bad the internal balance of tau units are. Expect commanders to be nerfed, most other suits buffed, drones tweaked a bit and footsloggers/tanks/Auxilliaries to be left alone when the codex hits.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Garbage Can Lid
Nothing Tau got in 8th is shit. Riptides just aren't the insta-win they once were. The battle suit commander has taken that position.

Evilember
Evilember

@Need_TLC
So the only proof is the laspistol. But the fw guy wearing the badge ruins my hope.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@farquit
No, you do 1 wound per shot. Each wound can do multiple damage.

In your case, you cause one wound, which causes d6 damage. You allocate wounds, not damage (not mortal).

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@viagrandad
Absolutely.

FastChef
FastChef

@Garbage Can Lid
Ion accelerator is a good ranged anti-tank option. Also puts the hurt on mutli-wound models.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Garbage Can Lid
They are fine, and you bought it for the right reasons. They do look cool as fuck, and it is fine in game.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Methnerd
OI, YOU FUKKIN WOT M8? I'LL SHANK YA NAN!
yeah, that's orks alright

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Methnerd
Orks, they see imitation as flattery.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Evilember

The rumor is a concurrent release with Orks as part of returning to the Armageddon setting. That likely will not happen until well after the Chaos focus has shifted.

girlDog
girlDog

This is new art, right?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

My niggas what's happening with KDK? Apart from bloodletters they aren't in the chaos codex. Will they be getting their own book?

Inmate
Inmate

@Garbage Can Lid

Riptides aren't as good as they used to be. Still a solid choice. I wish my army had something half as good this edition....

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SomethingNew
Squatted.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@girlDog
No, that's Lyras the Masqued Prince. One of Abaddon's chosen.

Methshot
Methshot

@Harmless_Venom
Make sense. They might be going for 2 on 2 stuff. As in:
SM -> CSM
GK -> DG

Following this rule, a scenario of:
IG -> Orks
Is Factible, as would a Eldar -> Necron and so forth. Im hyped but with a huge degree of caution and salt.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@girlDog
I think its repurposed talon of horus art of telemachon

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SomethingNew
Ceased to exist.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@kizzmybutt
I see, thanks. I actually like this flavor of EC tbqh

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Garbage Can Lid
Yeah they're really overcosted, its probably comparable or even worse overall then a redemptor dread but is 150 pts more.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Firespawn
its too bad khayon makes that guy his bitch

eGremlin
eGremlin

New chaos undivided kits come out, primaris sized and very generic
upgrade kits for all legions
Imperial citizens kit, can be used to make conscripts/cultists or just objective markers
in a just world

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@SomethingNew
he really expected KdK to be more then a meme

on the bright side you can mix and match chaos because of the chaos keyword

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PackManBrainlure
@lostmypassword

Bloodcrushers, flesh hounds etc are kill?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TurtleCat
comparable or even worse overall then a redemptor dread

Hmm. Can't tell if this is some advanced baiting technique, or just some fucking retard....

King_Martha
King_Martha

@CouchChiller
Khayon undoes the binding. Now they are hated rivals, and Lyras keeps creeping on Khayon's Dark Eldar and stalking her. Which created a lot of tension between them.

farquit
farquit

@Need_TLC
No, the units are there but the special rules like blood tithe are kill. If you're lucky they might throw you a bone in the daemons codex.

takes2long
takes2long

@eGremlin
You know this won't happen, so why even mention it?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Need_TLC
Daemon Codex soon. Due to the keywords you can mix and match your khorny guys. So no kill.

Blood Points are probably gone though.

askme
askme

@girlDog
This is new art, right?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Harmless_Venom
The latter
@kizzmybutt
That the guy who duels the DP created by Pope Innocent III?

Methshot
Methshot

@askme
Holy shit my sides

Emberburn
Emberburn

@w8t4u
So I just get the profiles for my stuff from the index for now?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@takes2long
It is a good pain.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@King_Martha
Tele should've worshipped khorne if he had dark eldar fever.

Upon the quarantined world of Gladius, the Drukhari Wych Cult of the Seventh Woe fight their way into the great fang-lined fighting pits of the World Eaters in search of a challenge. The violent duels that result are amongst the fastest and most vicious that Gladius’ Daemon Prince masters have ever seen. Though dozens of Wyches and World Eaters die upon one another’s blades, Khorne is pleased by the intensity of the carnage, and blesses the occasion with a rain of blood that brings the dead back to life. A bond of wary respect is forged between the two factions, ultimately leading to the invasion known as the Great Blood Wager of Anathema Quartus.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Harmless_Venom
I can almost get two plasma redemptors for the price of a riptide.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@lostmypassword
That the guy who duels the DP created by Pope Innocent III?

Yes, and also attacks Horus Reborn and gets bitchslapped across the room.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Is this an ogryn thread now?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Help. How do I paint eyes? Even my XS Citadel brush won't do. I just want to put a damn black dot there, damnit.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
Orks are the closest things to allies Chaos has
Fink again, spikey boyz

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@JunkTop
Man, these guys are bigger than I thought.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
good Idea user, Bikers are probably some of the best units in the Codex

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Emberburn
Yup. There are some new rules about the daemonic summoning though, do check the new CHSM dex

MPmaster
MPmaster

PDFs when?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I want to buy the tactical objective cards, can someone tell me what size they are? I want to buy cardbprotectors for them

takes2long
takes2long

@Garbage Can Lid
Keep in mind my commander is shorter than normal because Squats.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@JunkTop
Yes. We are trying to encourage guard players to take theses instead of spamming conscripts, and generally ruining the game.

idontknow
idontknow

@Stark_Naked
Get a micron pen with .02 or .01 tip.

Evilember
Evilember

@Stark_Naked
i've used a needle/pin to do it on anime figs

RavySnake
RavySnake

@idontknow
I'll make sure to try that. Thanks a lot, user.

TechHater
TechHater

@Evilember
That sounds good but I don't know how it will fare on 28mm miniatures.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@RavySnake
No prob. I mistyped actually, it should be 0.2 or 0.1. 0.01 would be ridiculously small.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SniperGod
Khorne resurrecting slaaneshi worshippers

nu40K moment right here.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@JunkTop
@w8t4u
Definitely. They are my favorite unit. Though I still run Conscripts with Straken and a Priest for more melee Guard. Trying to figure what else to run with them. I've used Death Cult Assassins and Crusaders to good effect, but I run into trouble with people running away or being locked up in hard to hurt transports. Was thinking of adding more Scions and artillery.

Methnerd
Methnerd

reposting again,

Are Noise marine only elites now, seems to be no emperor's children benefits for troops anymore.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Illusionz
some of it is good.
After millennia of slaughter, the Night Lords warmonger Anvrex Rarth becomes disenchanted with indiscriminate violence. He vows to embody his Primarch’s early days, punishing only those whom he believes deserve it – but doing so with such
grievous acts of retribution that none who hear of them dare stray from the path of righteousness. For a time, he finds a kind of peace, but his notions of morality are broken beyond repair. Within the year he is wreaking the most terrible of atrocities as a response to everything from the breaching of shipping contracts to the incorrect pronunciation of High Gothic.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Methnerd
yeah that is my understanding. Khorne berzerkers are only elites now as well.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Methnerd
Correct.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Can anyone help me clarify something about detachments?

If you write a list of multiple detachments but all belonging to the same army, can a squad of troops from one detachment be inside a transport that belongs to the other detachment for deployment?

I'm basically wanting to deploy elites from a vanguard detachment inside the Land Raider of a spearhead detachment. Is this legal, Veeky Forums?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Illusionz
Drukhari
Slaaneshi worshippers

Illusionz
Illusionz

@JunkTop
yes, so long as they actually can ride in there

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@JunkTop

As long as the transport can handle those units, you can embark them. I don't know if you can deploy them in the vehicle, though.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@JunkTop
Is this legal
yes

King_Martha
King_Martha

@JunkTop
@Illusionz
@Stark_Naked
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
Only if both detachments are the same Chapter

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

near constantly rolling below average with my marine army
below average wounding
below average hits
waaaay below average armour saves
ork player made more saves than I did
low balling flamer hits
didn't succeed on a single morale roll last time
still repeatedly win by dogpiling individual enemy units with marines and systematically wipe them out with superior numbers
30 ork shoota boys
took 5 units worth of shooting to take down
1 ork truck = 4 hunter killer missiles, 2 rhino stormbolters, 5 sternguards and a tactical squad and it just barely died
8 terminators just managing to kill 5 regular battle sisters
they were 10 but 2 of them died to sister bolters
terminator chaplain and assault termies just barely manage to kill a canoness and inquisitor with retinue after i charged them with a knight titan that, shot them with all it had, used all it's close combat attacks and them died and explodes on them and killed 30-45 points of crusaders

I know it seems weird to bitch about the way you win, but it's just not very satisfying to be drowning your opponent in bodies with marines like I'm playing guard. At least when I play guard I'll have a 100 dudes left after losing 50. They hit about as well too. My friends often pick out models they think did well, the only who stood out last time as my captain lieutenant combo who allowed me to reroll the abnormally high number of 1s I was rolling.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@kizzmybutt
Replace your dice, my man.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@kizzmybutt
Do the Aquila Sign on your chest before throwing. granted 6s

RavySnake
RavySnake

I can use Khornite shit with Alpha Legion? Roite?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RavySnake
If you're asking if AL can use Berserkers.

Then no

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RavySnake
do what you want user. the world is yoister

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@RavySnake
Yeah, you just can't take Zerkers as troops if you want Alpha Legion tactics.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@kizzmybutt

Microwave half your dice, to show the other half a lesson.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Will GW ever rerelease themed dice sets for factions?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Supergrass
They do, all the fucking time

girlDog
girlDog

@kizzmybutt
Sometimes a single storm shield can tank 12 overcharged plasma shots and sometimes 2 Terminators can die to failed storm shield aaves. Happens all the time.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Crazy_Nice
Clearly I'm a tard and manage to miss out all the time.

takes2long
takes2long

@BunnyJinx
What is their tactic? I still haven't downloaded the epub.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@RavySnake
Yes. No more restrictions like in Traitor Legions.

Methshot
Methshot

@cum2soon
They're limited, yes.
I bought 2 sets of the Tsons dice along with the LE book that came out last year

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Fuzzy_Logic

Dicemate them.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@askme
delet this

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@DeathDog
You're basing this conclusion on what?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Raving_Cute
That fact that Berserkers are World Eaters by fucking default?

Holy shit dude

Spamalot
Spamalot

@takes2long
If your Warlord is slain, another CHARACTER becomes your Warlord (with its own Warlord trait IIRC) until there you have no CHARACTERS left. Slay the Warlord is achieved only when you're out of Characters.

Inmate
Inmate

@Boy_vs_Girl

Berserkers are literally any CSM who's given himself over to Khorne.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Raving_Cute
you can take them in your AL Army but it would be incredibly unfluffy

@Boy_vs_Girl
No they are <Legion> in both Index and Codex unless youre taking the TROOPS KB under the worldeater section of the index

Playboyize
Playboyize

@girlDog
I've seen a Force Commander w artificier armor die to three fleshborer shots.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Boy_vs_Girl
Only the troop version in the Index.

WebTool
WebTool

@idontknow
So, question: I'm planning on selling off my Necron Army; Is 200$ a fair price for this?

40 Warriors
9 Scarab Swarms
3 Destroyers
1 Lord
1 Triarch Stalker

All painted Gunmetal and washed with Nuln Oil

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@takes2long
Legion Trait - Remove 1 from enemy hit rolls against units with ALPHA LEGION keyword made from more than 12 inches away

TechHater
TechHater

"B-but boss, these models look like shit."
"It doesn't matter. As long as they're blue, we'll make millions."

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Boy_vs_Girl
Learn the game before you start running your fucking mouth, shitlord. They're troop choices for World Eaters, Elites for everyone else.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Carnalpleasure
Was using my own dice in the SoB game, and friend's dice in the ork game. Friend's dice were clearly biased.

@TalkBomber
I will try this next time.

@girlDog
Usually it's three stormshields tanking my 36 strength 6 hits, then my chapter master's artificer armour refusing to save him from his own plasma. Happened twice in a row on one of my first games 10-15 years ago. Didn't use plasma again up until about 3-4 years ago.

@Fuzzy_Logic
I'll try the Aquila Sign first.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
Except now they aren't, they are Elites for World Eaters too.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

anyone got some good conversion for baby-face here?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TechHater
giant plasma pistols
Are they even trying?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Thinking of running a 12 man unit of renegade ogryns with my mutant and cultist blobs for a lost and the damned army. Will my opponents get mad about having to shoot 200+ models backed up by ass-rape ogryns?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BlogWobbles
@DeathDog
@AwesomeTucker
@JunkTop
@Nojokur
@Boy_vs_Girl
I got nothing unfortunately, although I did figure out what as causing the weird titles. The font files included are incomplete and/or corrupted. Unzip the epub and replace them.

girlDog
girlDog

@Raving_Cute
Drill out the face, add face of your choosing or leave blank.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lunatick
They're noting what's good this edition and catering to their new flagship line

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Stupidasole
At least until Codex: World Eaters comes along. If DG are getting one, I'm willing to bet the other three big ones are too.

Inmate
Inmate

@TechHater
"Rubber shoes in motion!"

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Raving_Cute
Saw someone glue a plaguebearer head and an arm to the fart cloud, made it much better. Another one just drilled the head away, leaving the hood empty, that's a neat idea too.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Bidwell
expecting this before 2019

Methshot
Methshot

@Bidwell
For now just TS and DG, EC and WE are stuck with the vanilla codex. I wouldn't expect codices for WE or EC until every other existing faction gets theirs.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Sir_Gallonhead
This means nothing to me and I just humbly request a pdf of the codex

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Stupidasole
Nope they become troops in a World Eater detachment.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Stupidasole
What edition are you playing dude?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Burnblaze
wrong, read codex

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

"Rumors via sources on Faeit 212
I was told something about the new Astra Militarum.. apparently they're going to be Armageddon Steel Legion and they're coming out at the same time as new Orks. (Armageddon campaign I think).
The Ork teasers from a few weeks ago (wheels with spikes) and the laspistol we saw the other week are from those new kits."

DeathDog
DeathDog

GIVE GK PDF NOW

GIBE
I
B
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TechHater
TechHater

/tg/thread/54839940#p54839940
/tg/thread/54839940#p54839940
/tg/thread/54839940#p54839940

new thread

FastChef
FastChef

@Deadlyinx
We'll all xenos armies are going to get BTFO next year (don't deny it you alien fuckers), so GW will need something to make them big money

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Burnblaze
@Emberfire
Codex trumps Index except for datasheets not in Codex.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Sharpcharm
@Sir_Gallonhead
Change the file extension from .epub to .zip. Unzip the zip. Replace the font folder with this

https://ufile.io/5kcqf

rezip the zip, change the extension back to .epub

Sorry, I can't convert it to PDF.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Raving_Cute
The torso is what kills it for me
I like his staff though, so I'm thinking of just taking the arm and putting it onto one of the other plague marines

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Harmless_Venom
It's the worse version of 200+ conscripts backed up by harder hitting ass-rape ogryns. So you're being a good fluffy sport. They might be groaning when the game takes twice as long as normal because you have to move all those dudes.

Actually, for everyone else in the thread. Since spacing no longer matters because of no templates. Could we see the return of movement trays? I'm having half a mind about making them for my 150 conscripts.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Deadlyinx
I'm Tyranids and I'm willing to wait. I've been waiting since the mid 2000s.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Sir_Gallonhead
I salute your effort, even if the epub was victorious this day.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'm skimming the new codex.

Are Zerkers elites for World Eaters now? Dafook?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
day 1 of new codex, faq already required
most playtested ever etc

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Supergrass
Thanks, never done this before but I'll give it a try.
@Emberfire
Correct.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@RumChicken
Why. The. Fuck?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@iluvmen
Beats me. Ask GW on their FB page.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberfire
Why does it even matter? You just take a Vanguard detachment. Boom.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@iluvmen
I think they figure anyone who cares will just use the vanguard detachment.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@AwesomeTucker
Less command points now.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@whereismyname
That's the point, I guess.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@AwesomeTucker
less command points and you lose out on objective secured

FastChef
FastChef

Question:

I have:

1 Primaris Captain
1 Primaris Ancient
2x Primaris Lieutenants

1x 10 man squad Intercessor (sarge included)
1x 9 man squad Intercessor (sarge included)

1x 5 man squad Hellblaster (sarge included)

1x 3 man squad Inceptor (sarge included)

I have a bargain bin Landraider I am thinking maybe I should convert into a Repulsor to get these guys moving faster so they dont footslog across the table.

What would be a good way to help create a well rounded force? There are an insane amount of units to choose from in the space marine faction, and I'm kind of clueless beyond this tank and these squads.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@BinaryMan
Is Objective Secured limited to Troops? I thought it was any unit in a battle-forged detachment?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SomethingNew
troops only

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Booteefool
Are they? I bought them for the looks.

Emberfire
Emberfire

wtf gk have no flavour. everything cool is limited to cp, which are fucking expensive for gk. gl getting more than 6 in a 2k point game, and then blowing half of them turn one.

also wtf is with the zero price reductions, especially for the heavy weapons, but increasing terminators by 2 points. twin linked plasma cannon costing 60 points, in sm codex it is 34! what kind of brain dead ppl work at gw...

Flameblow
Flameblow

@idontknow
4 you

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
I suppose people here would be interested in these two things.
https://sendit.cloud/0sizkoyfg2yd CSM Codex
https://sendit.cloud/ttanhp21trhi GK Codex

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Poker_Star
Index mate.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Raving_Cute
gouge out face and paint black for ominous hooded dude. Staff and casting hand look easily replaceable as well

The thing I like about death guard models is that they have so much organic stuff to them that you can also use fantasy/aos stuff or even tyranid bits if so inclined.

likme
likme

@New_Cliche
not him but that is a good idea.

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