Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Dark Crusade was 11 years ago Edition

Hilarious™ Mortarion Reveal, also some terminators and stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJMu9G7Pyw8

Konor Campaign: Chaos Losing again...
https://konor.warhammer40000.com/

Check your local store's contribution to the Campaign.
https://warhammer40000.com/fate-konor-galaxy-flames/

GW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/23/updated-faqs-and-boots-on-the-groundgw-homepage-post-2/
FW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/
Codex: Space Marines FAQ
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/08/10/codex-space-marines-errata-now-available/

Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
Everything 8th edition in pdf & epub, SW:A, WIP and BB are here too, no novels.
https://mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA

Other Megas
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ

WIP Math-hammer doc (Chart-Anon doing Chaos' work)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJMu9G7Pyw8
https://konor.warhammer40000.com/
https://warhammer40000.com/fate-konor-galaxy-flames/
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/23/updated-faqs-and-boots-on-the-groundgw-homepage-post-2/
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/08/10/codex-space-marines-errata-now-available/
https://mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
https://sendit.cloud/0sizkoyfg2yd
https://sendit.cloud/ttanhp21trhi
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg!oww3EC4A
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!x9gCka5J
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!x9gCka5J
https://mega.nz/#F!GEc1QLRR!BcxtPrEdfvI-778sQnTzjg
https://mega.nz/#F!GEc1QLRR!BcxtPrEdfvI-778sQnTzjg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwQ3i9L0j74&t=0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vsf3zYppP4&t=4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nIvBI2_hSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKoR-3oaWlQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVe3AcbIKBg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6IZzqMGj84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgFcl3BrJpU
https://ufile.io/bbimb
https://ufile.io/bbimb
http://www.tfgradio.com/warhammer-40k/how-to-build-armies-in-8th-edition/
http://www.tfgradio.com/warhammer-40k/how-to-build-armies-in-8th-edition/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqA2evDu4Mw
http://www.convertfiles.com/convert/ebook/EPUB-to-PDF.html.
Spazyfool
Spazyfool

tfw Khorne Berzerker Troops

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

"Rumors via sources on Faeit 212
I was told something about the new Astra Militarum.. apparently they're going to be Armageddon Steel Legion and they're coming out at the same time as new Orks. (Armageddon campaign I think).
The Ork teasers from a few weeks ago (wheels with spikes) and the laspistol we saw the other week are from those new kits"

5mileys
5mileys

/tg/thread/54836502#p54839914
We'll all xenos armies are going to get BTFO next year (don't deny it you alien fuckers), so GW will need something to make them big money

Also, what does a WE army use as troops right now?

takes2long
takes2long

@CouchChiller
So, question: I'm planning on selling off my Necron Army; Is 200$ a fair price for this?

40 Warriors
9 Scarab Swarms
3 Destroyers
1 Lord
1 Triarch Stalker

All painted Gunmetal and washed with Nuln Oil or Agrax

w8t4u
w8t4u

tfw you like Guardsmen but hate all their vehicles

iluvmen
iluvmen

tfw look at every army's fluff for second army choice
tfw totally fall in love with the 'Nids
tfw SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE to build an army

Just the Gants would be comparable cost to my CSM army.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Spazyfool
Where? The index?

Not in Codex.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@haveahappyday
Yes, but W H E N

WebTool
WebTool

Black Legion epub pls?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@w8t4u
@w8t4u
Great taste must always suffer. I'm in the same amphibious chimeraboat

TechHater
TechHater

@Burnblaze
How old is that shit no one knows.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@w8t4u

hating leman russ, basilisk, valkyries, etc.

what?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

steel legion plastics inbound

hopefully?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@takes2long
for resell the general rule of thumb is 40% msrp

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TechHater
52 minutes ago today.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@DeathDog
old rules, gtfo

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@haveahappyday
Faeit 212
That guy is literally never right

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@DeathDog

Page reference in codex?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@CodeBuns
I hope so, kind of. If the rumor is true and we are getting Steel Legion and new Orks at the same time, I'm going to be spending more money than I want to think about.

5mileys
5mileys

@w8t4u
Really? I feel the opposite. Cadians look like shit, but the tanks looi awesome.

askme
askme

Since the OP is a fucking dumbass faggot

https://sendit.cloud/0sizkoyfg2yd CSM Codex epub
https://sendit.cloud/ttanhp21trhi GK Codex epub

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Nude_Bikergirl
Damn it, I wanted to make a list with 4 Zerkers and make everyone hate me for rolling so long, GW y u do this.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@askme
.epub

Methshot
Methshot

@Burnblaze
If cult troops were going to be changed to elite only in the codex a whole 2 months after release why were they ever even troops in the first place.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@askme
Fairly sure its in the main mega, friendo.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@askme
Mega folder got updated, faggot.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@lostmypassword
Are you one of those guys who only owns 10 dice and rolls 4 times when your guard squad shoots 40shots?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@lostmypassword
Bring a Vanguard then. Duh.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@w8t4u
B L O B S
L
O
B
S

eGremlin
eGremlin

Ultramarines Captain question:

Auto bolt rifle or Stalker bolt rifle?

His main role will just be staying alive and army support, but to do that he'll need to be close to other units.

I plan on giving him Adept of the Codex and the Sanctic Halo.

FastChef
FastChef

BRING A VANGUARD DETATCHMENT IF YOU WANT A CULT ARMY

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@w8t4u
Tfw you like Guardsmen, find the cartoony leman russ charming and the huge baneblade imposing, but hate the chimera. And the chimera with a flamethrower.
And the chimera with an anti air gun.
And the chimera with the slightly stubbier anti air gun.
And the chimera with four missiles.
And the chimera with one big missile

I hate that guard vehicles are mostly "chimera, but..." Same problem I have with space marines and the rhino.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@askme

Or you could just use the mega

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Playboyize
use iBooks faggot

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BinaryMan
Basilisk is great.

Leman Russ is LAME.

Seems kinda bad to not like a major part of an army though. I play Chaos at the moment and I love everything except the Slaanesh stuff, so thats like 95% of the stuff. Great ratio.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Skullbone
Last time I checked I had around 70.
Happens when you DM pool systems, becase players are faggots.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@iluvmen
Tyranid swarm is your friend.
40 termagaunts
40 Hormagaunts
10 gargoyles
1 Carnifex
Some rippers you won't be using because they suck.

130 euros.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@w8t4u
I'm kinda in similar straits (except Sentinels. I like sentinels.)

So I'm in the process of converting my Leman Russes into mecha. And when I get a Chimera, that's going to be a hovertruck. Or gets legs.

idontknow
idontknow

@Boy_vs_Girl

converting my Leman Russes into mecha
Chimera with legs

senpai your army is gonna look like shit

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

How does Purity Seal spray work?

What is it for?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Hey Veeky Forums, has any of you got the ADB's Black Legion epub? I'm dying to read it, but nobody ever remembers about the book mega ;_;

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stark_Naked
ironic you say that, seeing as only fags use .epubs and ibook

TechHater
TechHater

@Boy_vs_Girl
Sounds awesome, make sure to post pics.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I want to start reading the BL Books.

Good place to start? I'm thinking the Dark Imperium book. Not part of any series, contemporary enough.

Seems good?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@lostmypassword
It's just a coat of varnish.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TalkBomber
Does ibooks still convert every page into a freaking high resolution image? Because that totally defeats the whole purpose of having an epub/mobi imho.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Emberburn
We had one really good mega with loads of stuff that died a few months ago. I don't know what we're using for fluff books now.
@CodeBuns
Dark Imperium is a good start. Even if you don't read the book you'll want a TL;DR summary to get up to date with the fluff.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@whereismyname
What's that for?pls spoonfeed

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@CodeBuns
Depends on what you like, really.
I feed myself on Chaos-themed books and Horus Heresy stuff. Started of Night Lords by Aaron Dembski-Bowden, and I don't regret it.

My favourite place to start would be the first three books of Horus Heresy, they get you a good outlook on how do BL peeps tend to write shit.

likme
likme

@Harmless_Venom
It protects your paint job by being a transparent layer that's difficult to stick shit too.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Raving_Cute
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg!oww3EC4A

I guess it always was this one, it just rarely ever gets updated anymore. Been searching for Dark Imperium for months now, but found nothing.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Raving_Cute
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!x9gCka5J
I dont think anyone updates this. But its still there

TreeEater
TreeEater

@w8t4u

hating my favorite vehicle

I hate all of you. How about that?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@likme
I've heard it's actually shit and ruins your models.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@eGremlin
It's only a -1 to hit and he has a 2+ bs, right?

Give him a master crafted stalker and have him pop terminators in the head.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@PackManBrainlure
If you don't know how to use a spray then maybe.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Boy_vs_Girl
Aaron Dembski-Bowden, and I don't regret it.
That is something I never thought I'd hear.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Gigastrength
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!x9gCka5J

Poor soul, it's even older than the one I posted in @hairygrape
, be sure to check.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Emperors Children Daemon Prince
Dual Talons
Stimulated by pain warlord trait
Intoxicating elixir artifact
cast diabolic strength on itself
12 s10 attacks per turn, hitting on 2 rerollin 1

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@PackManBrainlure
You can buy paint on shit also.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@AwesomeTucker
I've a spot for Chaos being the edgy Mary Sue, and ADB is the only dealer that delivers this shit anymore. And he reads good.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Should I play Nids or Dark Eldar?

idontknow
idontknow

@Boy_vs_Girl
I could read the NL stuff, but Talon of Horus.

Jesus Fucking Christ, Sekhandur is fucking insufferable as a charcter

likme
likme

What's a good loadout for a Chapter Master?

What model / models could I use to make him?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@eGremlin
Just give him the Stalker, the AP-2 is the tits and you won't feel the -1 to-hit on the move that much. He's mostly a buffbot anyway, so don't overcomplicate him.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Boy_vs_Girl
Night Lords omnibus was also among my first reads. Top notch stuff relatively speaking

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@cum2soon
Which do you prefer aesthetically?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@takes2long
Why would you even want to sell your Necrons, when they are so awesome in 8th edition?

It's probably a good price, but you will competing with all of the other cheap Necron armies out there. I have no idea why there are so many for sale now....

SniperWish
SniperWish

@cum2soon
DEldar

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

So...can someone convert the epub codices to pdf?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Nude_Bikergirl
how can you dislike slaanesh

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@idontknow
Jesus Fucking Christ, Sekhandur is fucking insufferable as a charcter

I found him cool, really gets the trope of "oh look at me, I'm so independent, so wise" Tzeentchian puppet. And bonus points for somehow hinting on everyday life in Eye of Terror, that was my favourite stuff of the book.

Abaddon is still an insufferable a dick tho.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@hairygrape
Have you read Lord of the Night?
I love Talos' progression from a raiding band squad leader with prophetic visions to a fully corrupted warband leader bent on taking everyone down with him.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BunnyJinx
Well mostly the Daemons.

The Marines are alright.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@CodeBuns
yeah I have that one also. I haven't delved to deep into it as i have read most of this shit legit. There is also the ancient HH audiobook only one. https://mega.nz/#F!GEc1QLRR!BcxtPrEdfvI-778sQnTzjg

Abandoned megas always feel like partial STC

Booteefool
Booteefool

@cum2soon
do you want hungry big bugs among swarms or coke head soul snorting aristocratic elves covered in spikes pulling pranks?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@cum2soon
Deldar is probably cheaper to buy into since you don't need dozens and dozens of infantry models. You could do that but why when the Deldar transports look so sleek and fast.

Nids look fun though, seems nice to be able to toss everything at your opponent and not care what happens to any of it.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@CodeBuns

Get a better tablet.

5mileys
5mileys

@Dreamworx
I myself like everything slaanesh except for the chariots and finecast keeper

iluvmen
iluvmen

@haveahappyday

Faet 212

Call me when it's Panda.

idontknow
idontknow

@New_Cliche
Abaddon is still an insufferable a dick tho.

What? Abaddon is a cool cat. So chill.

likme
likme

@Nojokur
Not yet, I didn't even know it existed. Definitely will have a look for that one.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@whereismyname
Savage

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@SomethingNew
I'm on a pc, like a normal person.

Methshot
Methshot

@Lord_Tryzalot
Stupid question i was looking at the DE myself for getting back into 8th. Spearhead detachment would just allow me to spam Ravagers right. Wouldn't that be over powered? Would everyone hate my guts?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Updated Chaos models when?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure

Probably Nids, but my money suggests Dark Eldar. But they're both pretty hard to paint well.

Argh.

WebTool
WebTool

@Lunatick
https://mega.nz/#F!GEc1QLRR!BcxtPrEdfvI-778sQnTzjg

You just made my boring cross-country trips much more manageable, thanks user!

@Nojokur
Goodness, Lord of the Night was incredibly cool. Out of all books I've read I find The Talonmaster my favourite character in the series. Too bad he's probably died in the limbo of nobodycareisms.

@idontknow
For a moment yeah, but in the end of Talon he's still the oh so angery dick that doesn't care about anything and is above all. Just when I almost liked him.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@likme
That user is describing soul hunter not lord of night, which is about a different night lord.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Methshot
Just don't play Guardblob and you'll be fine.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@cum2soon

Play nids if you want to paint 500 of the exact same looking model and don't care about developing any manner of character or narrative about your guys.

Play Dark Eldar if you want some of the most beautiful models in the game, which will unfortunately break nearly every time you transport them.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Lunatick
Which of these should I read if I primarily care about the World Eaters

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Dreamworx
sex deamon women who get off on stabbing you
don't like this

b-but how

@5mileys
finecast keeper is shit thats why ive got fw keeper. I also love slaanesh and only play slaanesh chaos the theme is spectacular.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Harmless_Venom

Rippers
Suck

33 points for deepstriking troops is great. They're amazing objective grabbers.

girlDog
girlDog

@Carnalpleasure
If the GW is going to push Khorne and Slaanesh shit, then not earlier than 2020, user.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CodeBuns
Potentially getting Guardsman models that aren't designed to be sold in packs of 20 but put packs of 10 at the same price point out of sheer contempt for the customer.

Neat.

askme
askme

@Raving_Cute
If you only care about world eaters the books for you are betrayer and the after deshea short story.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Harmless_Venom

Rippers are also basically untargetable if there's any cover at all because their models are so tiny. My friend has won so many fucking games with rippers.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BunnyJinx
"I'm so fucking bored!!!"
[Screams in slaaneshi]

StonedTime
StonedTime

Opinion from you dudes?
Washing the fatigues after significantly darkens the red more than I thought it would. Which shade looks better in your opinions? Seeing as I'm slightly colorblind.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Garbage Can Lid
GW has done better sex daemons, and can do better sex daemons. They just need courage. Or to just abstract the sex daemon element enough that mom doesn't flip at a single glance.

TechHater
TechHater

@askme
Thanks

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Playing a game vs Necrons in a week, I play Tyranids.

Any advice on how to beat them? Never played against Crons this edition

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Sharpcharm
You can always transition into the other option at a later date, the key thing is choosing a main army you are invested in so you're encouraged to model and paint them, the skills will come with time and practice. Both are great for their own reasons, which do you feel you could get more invested in?

Or, perhaps, if you imagined an army from each faction duking it out, which would you want to come out on top? Go with whoever the answer is.

girlDog
girlDog

@StonedTime
I like them, neatly painted, cool matte vibe. I'm kinda colorblind too, but I'd just drop at the moment.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@eGremlin
good to know

TreeEater
TreeEater

@StonedTime
You can just thin your shade down with Lhamian Medium if it's too strong for your taste. I think it looks fine, though.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@StonedTime
I like bright but the left drab looks pretty cool for your thing. Might want to paint the guns a different color, although I'm not sure what would work well.

White? Glossy black lasguns?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@StonedTime
Washing the fatigues after significantly darkens the red more than I thought it would.

Try a recess wash.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TurtleCat
slaaneshis are always bored like all the time unless they are doing some EPIC shit

@ZeroReborn
I agree the models could be more like sex demons the fw is great, 6 tits!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
My gut says Genestealers.

TechHater
TechHater

Ive only played like 3 games of 8th, so sorry if this is a dumb question. Can anyone fire and charge in the same turn now? Had this discussion today, and we couldn't find where in the book it said that we couldn't. Is this just how it is now? Heavy squads can shoot and charge?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

/tg/thread/54836502#p54839963
This fix works. Thanks brother-anon.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Am I the only one who fids Chad marines useless? They are not a big upgrade and cost more to do the same thing. Sure the models are pretter and that is it.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TechHater
When have things not been able to shoot and charge?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StonedTime
Left looks better imo, the right is a bit too peach for my taste.

massdebater
massdebater

@Fried_Sushi
In 7th, couldn't you only shoot with assault weapons and still charge in the same turn?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TechHater
Yes, everyone can shoot and charge if they are in range.

You cannot move, advance and charge unless you have a rule that allows that.

Snarelure
Snarelure

What the fuck is the point of the new chaos exalted champion? For 4 more points you can but a Lord who has a 4++, an extra wound, BS and LD and can take a bike or a jump pack. For 6 more points you could just take an apostle with a 4++ and a way better aura ability.

What an overpriced piece of shit.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BlogWobbles
Chimera
Amphibious
Not in my edition

WebTool
WebTool

@Garbage Can Lid
I like daemonettes in theory but I hate their current models.
I really should have jumped on the reprints of the metal ones when I had the chance.

TechHater
TechHater

@Garbage Can Lid
@ZeroReborn

I've always hated that Slaanesh gets reduced to just "lol sex".

Slaanesh is all about excess, going far beyond mere hedonism. Way more "Hellraiser" than "Girls Gone Wild".

But no, everyone just whines about losing their big-titted animu daemonettes.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@massdebater
And pistols, and other weapon types depending on the special rules whatever was holding the gun had. Exceptions on exceptions on exceptions, hurray !

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

How many sets have people here ended up ruining due to not gluing them correctly or breaking pieces etc?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Harmless_Venom
I get that meme

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Snarelure
Lord re-rolls hit rolls of 1, champion allows re-roll all failed wounds in fight phase.

Learn to read

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TechHater
This only happens if your hand is your sexual partner.

farquit
farquit

@Snarelure
You pair him with a Dark Apoc. and 8 Bezerkers in a rhino. Arm the champ for character hunting.

You now have a 10 man squad that rerolls all hits and all wounds in the fight phase that most fight twice and 2 of them can be given relics.

insert into the face of whatever you need dead.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Snarelure
What the fuck is the point of the new chaos exalted champion? For 4 more points you can but a Lord who has a 4++, an extra wound, BS and LD and can take a bike or a jump pack. For 6 more points you could just take an apostle with a 4++ and a way better aura ability.

true dat, but he can be both a Kharn-lite, and a good support. Imagine the kind of shit your Berserkers would do with Apostle rerolling to-hit and Exalted rerolling to-wound.

Techpill
Techpill

@Spazyfool
Last game 20 khorne berserkers, a dark apostle, kharn, and an exalted champion took on a falchion. It exploded and killed everyone but Kharn got the kill so I was happy.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Could Magnus take on that super Lord of Change with Weaver of Fates and Death Hex?

RavySnake
RavySnake

/tg/thread/54836502#p54840304
Are they? I bought them for the looks.
(talking about Bikes)

I replaced pretty much all of my Tactical-CSM for Bikes.
They have the same Wounds and Dakka (basic equipment) as two CSM, Higher Toughness and Movement, while being able to take 2 Special weapons for each unit of 3, take a ccw AND they get to keep their Bikes CombiBolter and can shoot with both. For 27points (with CombiBolter) while 2 Marines are 26 points

Their only Flaw is that a 3man Bikersquad with ccw only has 7 attacks opposed to their 6man CSM w/ ccw 11 attacks. And that they do not gain Objective Secured as they are not troops, and are less likely to get cover (which their toughness makes up for).

Theyll likely get even better with Chapter Approved because you can msu spam them without worrying about drops.

generally a incredibly mobile dakka unit effectively always in rapid fire range and can always advance 6" and theoretically fire 2 flamers right afterwards. They are surprisingly resilient with t5 and 2 wounds too

@girlDog
Reliable source says Slaanesh is happening mid-late 2018 not sure if daemon or EC though

TechHater
TechHater

@Snarelure
How about you read you retard?
reroll all failed To Wound rolls in the Fight Phase
That is literally just as good if not better than the Dark Apostle's bubble AND the Exalted Champion isn't locked into Power Maul + Bolt Pistol. Plus rerolling Hit and Wound against Characters is pretty impressive.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Will Morty be more than 10 wounds?

That would make him a HUGE liability.

But i suspect a -1 to hit due to clouds of flies or some shit.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TechHater
as much as I like big-titted animu daemonettes. I say I agree slaanesh is excess, the drama of the emperor's children and the eldar being obsessed are amazing tales. I very much like the crazed artist who cant seem to get the right shade of red, he tries and tries but can't figure it out. then he finds out hey if I cut myself the red is perfect then he needs more blood for his painting so he kills someone. he kills and kills then finds out hey the reds even richer if I make them scream as they die so he starts torturing people. that is what slaanesh is.

@WebTool
I can get behind that

idontknow
idontknow

@TechHater
I've always found something Slaaneshi in Miss Gaga's music.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Fried_Sushi
magnus has 18 wounds dude.

Mortarion will be something like 20 wounds at toughness 10. Probably gets disgustingly resilient on a 4+ and a 4+ invuln maybe even saves against Mortal wounds.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Gigastrength
I wouldn't be surprised by a damage reducing ability either ie take half damage from attacks....

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Gigastrength
Do you think that as more Primarchs are released, people still stop bitching about Robot Gorillaman?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Gigastrength
save versus mortal
So he could say fuck off ot girlymen?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RavySnake
These people you are talking about are human so...

no they won't

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RavySnake

The only way to stop that is for Gorillaman to get a price increase. He's hilariously undercosted right now.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Grey Knights venerable dreadnoughts can cast Astral Aim on themselves now
Hide one in a corner, have it buff itself and shoot across the table from behind a building with a twin lascannon

Nice.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
he might have 9 seeing as he's about the size of guilliman but not monstrously huge like magnus

@RavySnake
if something else comes out and it's powerful then yes

cum2soon
cum2soon

@RavySnake
If other Primarchs will have similar bullshit buff auras, sure. But reroll ALL failed To Hit AND To Wound AND him giving you 3 Command Points is too much. Look at Magnus. Magnus' buffs are reroll 1s To Hit and 1s on Invul Saves. Woo fucking hoo.

@Gigastrength
Nah man, you're fanwanking. Morty will have Girlyman's profile only with an additional point of Toughness and Disgustingly Resilient on 4+. And frankly that'd be all he needs to be hilariously tough.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Lads, If I did circled, Scion with a helmet + telephone... does that make sense?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

tfw just picked up 3 tactical squads
a terminator squad
a bike squad
and 2 hqs
for $75CDN

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Spazyfool
Weak attempt

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@cum2soon
but he's a master of karate and friendship for everyone so his auras should be awesome.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Bidwell
It's 40k
Shits broke
So that works just fine

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TechHater
@idontknow
I would love it if Slaanesh stuff got more "mad artist" type type stuff rather than "insane hedonist".

I hate the game but I really love this guy, he's exactly the kind of character I want in my army.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwQ3i9L0j74&t=0s

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Bidwell
Marines have helmets and look down rifle scopes.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Sharpcharm
Brother You-Fegs goods?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@RavySnake
not as long as he provides insane utility for such low points

all these supercharacters are cancer

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Bidwell
Makes perfect sense. Helmet comm is only channeled to squad. Telephone talks to high command.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Soft_member
@WebTool
@TechHater

I'd Love to see Slaanesh Daemons reimagined in a Baroque Masqued Courtesan Aestetic or something like White-Phyrexians (Elesh Norn pic related)

Slaanesh is all about temptation and wanting something but by the time you achieved what you wanted you already dropped it and want something even better.

I always Imagine Slaanesh Followers to turn everything into an art and want to destroy everything that is ugly in their minds. If the Khorne Berserker has no grace or style swinging his huge axe would be agitating for example. Someone trampling the Patch of Roses the Slaaneshi was admiring mid-battle, would make the Slaaneshi Snap and go straight after him and trampling that guys Head into a pulp with an ecstasy

takes2long
takes2long

@Bidwell
"what do you guys want on the pizza?"

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Bidwell
In 40k there are dudes walking around in neurologically driven armour with plates the same quality or even better than that of a tank running at their opponents to stab them with swords. Using a phone whilst wearing a helmet kind of pales into nothing compared to that.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Boy_vs_Girl
Yes, but how can he hear the telephone through his helmet? Wouldn't it make more sense to just switch to another channel to talk to high command?

Techpill
Techpill

@likme
A chapter master is just an upgrade for a Captain you spend a CP for, so either use a Tactical marine and kitbash the shit you want on him or buy a Captain model.

As for loadout, it depends what you want him to do. Sit in back and be a buffbot? Fairly barebones, maybe a Combi-Plas for spice. Do you want him to go with Terminators into assault? Bling him out. The whole kit will depend on what you want him to do.

Methshot
Methshot

I'm pretty sure that pic related is going to be on match with Mortarion, so they could make more crappy books and sell more models.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Soft_member
Slaanesh is all about temptation and wanting something but by the time you achieved what you wanted you already dropped it and want something even better.

Holy jesus, Slaanesh is Capitalism.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Lunatick
A few of them are okay if they make sense in the story, but if you start bringing back Sanguinius just to sell more overpowered giant models that is bull shit.

And honestly, how is it that a Primarch costs less points wise than a Baneblade or a Titan? Aren't they supposed to be essentially demi-gods.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@eGremlin

Take a useful captain instead?

Jump and Bike variants are best, they can hop about to place the buff bubble where you most need it.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@CodeBuns
I both really want this but also dont because of all the plastic cadians I have

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TechHater
I agree. I don't think the sexual element should be removed, but just made more abstract, and used to creep out rather than titillate, while other elements are brought to the forefront.

To do that, though, they'd have to remove all the tits.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@LuckyDusty
I have 100+ plastic catachans, 36 plastic cadians. I don't mind getting another 50+ new plastic guard.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BlogWobbles
fuck you, primaris marines are awesome

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TalkBomber
They are supposed to be on pair with the Emperah. That means titans can kill him?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@hairygrape
Space Wolves omnibus was mine.

Bad writing, but it made the Swole-ves vaguely likeable to me.
Father Christmas punching Ragnar in the face for backchat, telling an inquisitor to go fuck himself.
Fun little things.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nude_Bikergirl
t. GW

massdebater
massdebater

@cum2soon

That wouldn't fucking fix anything. I don't want to have to take a fucking primarch to every battle in order to have a chance of winning.

I really hate how this edition is making named characters almost compulsory, the games supposed to be about "Your Dudes" not "Important People feat. some schmucks".

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Nude_Bikergirl

Just because you find them visually awesome doesn't mean they don't have shit equipment loadouts.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Bidwell
What? You don't have three phones?

Techpill
Techpill

@Illusionz
Better put your rave hand up so you can shoot lasers from it.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Nude_Bikergirl
Look it's another GW shill !

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Stupidasole
agreed, stuff like this that catches your eye with it's unusual-ness at first glance is awesome

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Sir_Gallonhead
They are supposed to be on pair with the Emperah. That means titans can kill him?
That is part of the problem. Because honestly the Emperor, if he were ever released/when he is put into 30k, should be something like 5000 points on his lonesome given all that he can do.

FastChef
FastChef

@takes2long
Yes.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Can any random joe upload on the mega?

5mileys
5mileys

@iluvmen

My store birthday is next week, is the plasma pistol and power fist loadout any better?

idontknow
idontknow

@lostmypassword
Possibly not. Security of transmission comes to mind. Or simply not wanting the command soldier to be able to access the command channels at a whim.

Techpill
Techpill

@Need_TLC
No, it is like any other file sharing platform.
If we used DC+ you could do that.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Fried_Sushi
4th edition rapid fire weapons prevented this iirc.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Soft_member
This. White-Phyrexians have a design element I think would really improve Slannesh: Obscured faces. I think Daemonettes really suffer from GW's inability to sculpt female faces. Stealing that element would circumvent the problem and, if done right, really up the creepiness factor.

Pic related: Another example of what I'm getting at.

FastChef
FastChef

@TalkBomber
Aren't they supposed to be essentially demi-gods.

In name only, I think, unless you're some worldcracking megapsyker like Magnus. The 30k Primarchs were damn powerful, yeah, but also glass cannons relative to their strength.

Lorgar and Angron barely survived an encounter with one Warhound Titan, kine shields and all, RG said that one bolter shot to his unarmoured head would probably be him dead, Vulkan was literally atomised by a nuclear blast and a Lascannon did serious damage to Magnus when it got through his psychic screens (although I can't remember if he deliberately let it through or not). Sanguinius managed to tear the pilot out of a Warlock Titan and kill it, but was out of action for months after taking a glancing hit from a Phantom Titan gun.

Basically, they're very smashy but can't really afford to take many hits, if they get surrounded by a pack of heavy melee infantry like Ursarax or Termies or even Electropriests they will probably have a lovely Uber-like time gettting basically lynched.

In game, they should almost certainly cost more points, though, since at the moment @massdebater
is completely right.
I am probably going to put together a countsas Cawl, but I'm annoyed I need his rules just to make half my units playable.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Soft_member
So much this.....cant agree more.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Gigastrength
14 wounds
T 9
Minus one to hit aura
Buffs/debuff T aura
Sounds from Silence carry over

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SniperWish
Dude Shlanesh is not female, nor male.
Demmonetes aren't Succubi.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fried_Sushi
Well if they get new plastics im gonna switch to steel legion so looks like im gonna need to repaint my tanks D:

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Stupidasole

I actually kinda like the one-tit thing. Slaanesh things should be really androgynous and make you feel kinda confused when you look at them. Too many of the third party slaanesh demons are just hot-glue bait though.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@idontknow
@GoogleCat
@TechHater
@Garbage Can Lid
@Soft_member
@Soft_member
best slaaneshi song go

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SniperWish
Dont care if its Face-Plates Horns or Harlequin style Masks, but I'd love to have a Keeper of Secrets in a leaning over pose doing a "shhhhhhh be quiet" Motion with a Mask Obscuring their Eyes

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@PackManBrainlure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

holy shit we need a slaanesh containment general

w8t4u
w8t4u

@PackManBrainlure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vsf3zYppP4&t=4s

massdebater
massdebater

@Soft_member
big-titted animu daemonettes
When has this ever happened? Diaz sculpts had bare breasts but they weren't anime.

@Stupidasole
To do that, though, they'd have to remove all the tits.
No. Slaanesh is excess and hedonism.

@Playboyize
I actually kinda like the one-tit thing. Slaanesh things should be really androgynous and make you feel kinda confused when you look at them. Too many of the third party slaanesh demons are just hot-glue bait though.
This guy gets it. Uncanny and sexual. Not Playboy pinup, but not soccer mom friendly either.

@PackManBrainlure
Zwitter - Rammsetein

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Lord_Tryzalot

how dare people talk about things that aren't space marines in my 40k general.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Stupidasole
thats actually pretty amazingly fitting

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

What's the best way to get Cultists?

Is the Cultist + Champion thing a good deal? E-bay?

5 man packs?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

So, do TS/DG get new spells for CSM discipline?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

What are the fluffier Chaos God combos?

I know pretty much all of them can and have teamed up, but in terms of lore friendly, which are the best?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@ZeroReborn
How many do you want and what do you want them to be equipped with?

Don't be afraid to kitbash.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SniperWish
I think Daemonettes really suffer from GW's inability to sculpt female faces.
Yes, I'm sure that these were intended to be pretty but they just couldn't manage it.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Emberburn
@Lord_Tryzalot
a slanneshi general....Masquerade.

Techpill
Techpill

@Lord_Tryzalot
go back to your safe space on Cadia, loyalist

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Inmate
Can't stop screaming internally and externally

WebTool
WebTool

@ZeroReborn
depends, you'll have alot of the same guys if you just buy the 5man boxes. Im thinking of getting some Genestealer-Guard to convert to chaos Cultists. But its not the cheapest way obviously

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@w8t4u
But that is good music. It's probably what day one cultists listen to. Once slaanesh has you music is discordant sound that makes your ears bleed, you can't feel anything anymore, so you play random shit as loud as possible hoping to find a new riff which will you finally enjoy. Simultaneously space cocaine is fed directly up the hole in your face that use to be you nose.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fuzzy_Logic
Multi-damage weapons are useless, so spam gants. 4 blobs of 30, 15 devs in each, with 2 textbooks and 20 Hormagaunts to tie up their shooting.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@5mileys

I'm not sure a plasma pistol is really a good weapon, but it certainly gives you synergy with the fist and the fist has a defined role beyond just standing there as a buffbot.

Still not as good as a fast or deep striking captain, but it's something.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@PackManBrainlure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nIvBI2_hSY
not sure of the lyrics are very slaanesh like, but its sounds slaanshi like most of her music.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Stupidasole
so you play random shit as loud as possible hoping to find a new riff which will you finally enjoy

You mean dupstep ?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Nojokur
I was suggesting removing a gender specific element of their design to make them more androgynous.

Daemonettes wear corsets and are called Daemonettes. They're clearly a riff on sirens. Creepy female sexuality is overtly what they're aiming for.

Daemonettes are also Slaanesh's premier model. They're featured in all plastic Slaanesh kits. The problem with that is Daemonettes are way too on the nose about the sexual elements of their design.

I think we all realize that this GW is reluctant to support Slaanesh in the same way they support Tzeentch or Nurgle, and I'd rather a redesign than a slow death from lack of support. That has to start with making Daemonettes something other than strippers with crab claws.

takes2long
takes2long

@askme
Do you have the space marine epub??

massdebater
massdebater

@Poker_Star
This guy to me is what true slaanesh is about. Desensitization. Dubstep would probably interest him for 20 minutes.

idontknow
idontknow

One Rubric Marine may may replace his Inferno Boltgun with Soulreapper Cannon. If unit includes 20 models, a second Rubric Marine can also do this

Shiiiiiiiiit

FUCK YEAH

hairygrape
hairygrape

@PackManBrainlure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Sharpcharm
That's not what capitalism is.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@idontknow
This feels like bait but I am optimistic

Skullbone
Skullbone

@takes2long
Check the main MEGA link, they are in it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Stupidasole

This worked for the CSM book but the GK book didn't seem to fix. Was there another font pack for that one?

FastChef
FastChef

@New_Cliche
Plaguebearers + Berserkers

Plaguebearers take the enemy shooting while Berserkers drop in from behind to rip + tear

And dude, stop avatar-fagging or people are just going to hide you.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@idontknow
Having 2 units of 10 is better tho.
You get more heavy guns and two times to use Smite.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@massdebater
yes! I paint my Emperors children pink and black but I paint any cloth on even some bits of armor bright yellows greens and blue anything neon and damn is my army BRIGHT.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@RavySnake
I don't know, that was the only font pack I downloaded.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Carnalpleasure
So why are you on here talking about GW again?
Just to screech about how you hate the company and/or game?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@w8t4u
All infantry Guard armies are a thing ya know.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Sharpcharm
Literally check a Epub faggot

can take SC at 5man
SC got point reduction
no extra cost for sorc

Six squads here i come!

@CodeBuns
This means that you can use units of 5 instead of 10.

girlDog
girlDog

I want jump Gravis characters.

happy_sad
happy_sad

how is slaanesh not an actual cult already?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Sir_Gallonhead
What exactly are you talking about? Scarab aren't even in the CSM dex, are they?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Sharpcharm
You have a bad sense of bait.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@happy_sad

Because she's obviously fictional and Scientologists don't have enough leftover money for plastic crack after their auditing fees.

Evilember
Evilember

@New_Cliche
Every thread
FAGGOT
Just name fag already you fuck

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@kizzmybutt
I'm talking about Soulreaper Cannons. They are five points cheaper now.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Gigastrength
more wounds than a literal giant

yeah nah

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Poker_Star

Neat, 5 man Soulreaper squads make for good troop slot fillers.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What's the best loadout for deffkoptas?

Thinking bomb and rokkits, since the bomb is free, the basic spinnin blades is good enough for melee and the other two main weapons either kill you almost as fast as the enemy or duplicate what you can get from bikes.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Harmless_Venom
that is a sexy concept image

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@massdebater
Zwitter - Rammstein

I agree, but about a half of their songs would fit just as good

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

still listening to the ADB's Black Legion audiobook
mfw the reaction aboard the Vengeful Spirit when Moriana tells everyone that the Emperor is now being worshipped as a god by the Imperium

Sweet Jesus. That scene is 10/10. Lyras deserves an Oscar.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

How to read the ePUB without broken font? The zip that one guy posted on last general does not work.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Debating my second army. Need opinions. Do I go Slaaneshi noise marines or Imperial Guard?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Why is it so hard to find a functioning .epub reader on WIndows?

girlDog
girlDog

@PackManBrainlure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKoR-3oaWlQ

askme
askme

@New_Cliche
he wants to namefag but is too scared people will filter him

How can one be so insecure?

massdebater
massdebater

@Sir_Gallonhead
That guy here. What doesn't work?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Stupidasole
Ohhh, Mathcore. I getcha.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Soft_member
some guy said the font is corrupted in the download. But yeah I'm not really into epub.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PackManBrainlure
slaanesh is real to me!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sir_Gallonhead
Azardi is the only free program I've found that reads the dogshit known as EPUB3

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sir_Gallonhead
@Soft_member
@Playboyize
Use Adobe Digital Editions.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

TFW most of your Custode collection isn't even usable in 40k right now

JunkTop
JunkTop

@PackManBrainlure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVe3AcbIKBg

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@kizzmybutt
I legit have no idea what that is. googling now.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@massdebater
Every time I try to download it the download breaks.

@askme
What is a name fag?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Raving_Cute
Is there a mega for this?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@PackManBrainlure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6IZzqMGj84

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@CouchChiller
did you grab your talons of the emperors index thing they were giving out? it might be in there

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CouchChiller
And it never will be

This is what custodes look like in 40k

girlDog
girlDog

@CouchChiller

That empty spot front and centre on the second shelf down better be for a Telemon.

farquit
farquit

lightning claws 1st cheaper
8 and 12 points
warp talons are 15ppm
they're 27 points total
still only 1+1A

Fuck. I want to use Talons, but they're just so expensive

happy_sad
happy_sad

@LuckyDusty
I tried that at first back in the day
Ended up using azardi since it ran better and didn't keep trying to integrate with all my files.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Nude_Bikergirl
That covers 1% of his army.

5mileys
5mileys

@Poker_Star
Hold on. They can take a Soulreaper Cannon in 5 AND the Aspiring Sorcerer doesn't cost extra anymore? Am I in heaven?

idontknow
idontknow

Did those traps that were shitting up the general ever get banned?

Also my Black Templars tee came today, should I autisticly wear it next time I play as em?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@CouchChiller

11 years....

Wow... Im getting old...

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@idontknow
traps?

Emberfire
Emberfire

I want to buy some cases for my horde army (traitor guard), should I buy GW's crusade case or go with a third party?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@New_Cliche
someone who uses a tripcode, always posts the same picture when he posts or puts a name above their post*

All while Veeky Forums is supposed to be anonymous and its generally agreed to be dumb

WebTool
WebTool

@farquit
They can't be overwatched when they arrive, only costs 10 points to take re-roll charge icon, minimum 11 attacks with re-rolls to wound. Easily worth taking.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@idontknow
What does it look like?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

13 times within 6 days
You're really proud of that gif of yours, aren't you?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@idontknow
Never wear the same shirt as the army you are playing, doing so will reveal your autism. It is known
@5mileys
Can't wait to see what the TS codex will be like.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sharpcharm
Non gay men that indulge in gay activity and play dressup.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Sharpcharm
Boys who dress like girls have been allll over the general recently posting pics of their anuses and such. It's kind of shitting up the generals.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@5mileys
Seems so, plust Soulreaper got cheaper as well. They cost like 120pts total.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@idontknow
Unless it's a 4 legged walker, that shit is going to get knocked over every time it tries to fire it's battlecannon.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@askme
@Evilember
see gif I like
post it
people sperg out every thread, guaranteed (you)s

Its like poetry.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@idontknow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgFcl3BrJpU

Soft_member
Soft_member

@New_Cliche
Not sure whats up with that, here's another link.
https://ufile.io/bbimb

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Nojokur
For you.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@DeathDog
I'm glad to have dodged that shit.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Nojokur
School starts tomorrow though! Not much longer ya got to post that dank gif.

cum2soon
cum2soon

If the Codex doesn't directly override the Index then it's rules are still valid. Therefore Berzerkers are still troops for World Eaters since GW has stated Index stuff is still valid if thr Codex does not have an equivalent, for the World Eater detachment bonus to disappear it would need a World Eater detachment in the Codex without the bonus.

takes2long
takes2long

@LuckyDusty
Still saying there are errors with the file.

I've tried Icecream, Opera/Mozilla/Chrome extensions, and converting to pdf, but I think something is off with the file on mega.

likme
likme

@viagrandad
Just be wary of imgur links. They lead to not 40k content and infact is man ass.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Lunatick
Wear your shirt user. You're playing Warhammer for fucks sake, who there has any right to criticise?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

So I got some scourges recently and made some changes to my 2k point DEldar army that I was fairly successful with so far. Basically, I dropped two raiders and a cabalite 10 man squad and split one 10 man squad into two 5 man squads in venoms (so I can keep the battalion detachment).
The rest of the list are a couple of ravagers, 5 incubi and the black wings of commorragh box (2 razorwings, 1 voidbomber).
Would you say this is a reasonable change? I'm planning on building the scourges with 2 heat lances and 2 blasters. Are they worth losing 10 guys and 2 raiders or should I make some other adjustments?Any advice is appreciated.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BlogWobbles
pay 18-25 points to bump your movement up on a guy who can go the entire game moving with heroic interventions

Bike and jump pack captains are great but they're good for a themed list, they're unnecessary if you just want a buffbot to make your hellblasters and repulsor unreasonably good

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@haveahappyday
school starts tomorrow
sunday

Evilember
Evilember

@idontknow
Doesn't like traps
Plays a gay army
Wears an even gayer t-shirt
Somehow thinks it's okay to complain when he's bringing all that to the table

SniperGod
SniperGod

@likme
I will heed your warning and thank you for your sacrifice.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Raving_Cute
mother of dark gods user, please deliver it

RavySnake
RavySnake

Guys, please

@AwesomeTucker

I want my Magnus to have that sweet 3++r1

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Ignoramus
Not yet.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@kizzmybutt
Everyone, rather or not he listens is a different story however.

TechHater
TechHater

@Soft_member
https://ufile.io/bbimb
Thanks, does it work for the Gray Knights as well?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

8th edition best edition

Nob with Waaagh! banner best unit in game.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@farquit
theyre really good with some setup. They ignore overwatch so you can charge them into big blobs to lock them in combat and let your other units charge them at will. Theyre even better when a Sorcerer gives them warptime to guarantee the charge. They are my go to answer to people spamming huge Blobs of Cultists/Conscrips etc

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Evilember
How are Black Templars gay? Just sounds like you're one of the traps that shits up the general.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@DeathDog
thats fucking gross

MPmaster
MPmaster

@cum2soon
Some guy in the last general asked GW on facebook like 4 hours ago if they are still troops. GW responded no.

takes2long
takes2long

@Dreamworx
Anyone else tired of *like this shitting up threads?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TechHater
No. Grey Nights need two more fonts, PelicanStd.otf and OCRBStd.otf.

askme
askme

Anyone recommend a good table to buy? Faggot friend broke mine

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@askme
Build one from scratch for cheap. My brother did that and it ended up nice.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Raving_Cute
Are you really asking? Jesus Christ what is wrong with you.

Methshot
Methshot

@idontknow
disliking traps
Tasteless

TreeEater
TreeEater

@askme
RGG just got a Realm of Battle for free. How much do they usually cost? They seem pretty versatile

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@MPmaster
Prove it faggot, I was in that general and he never posted about GW saying no.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@cum2soon
In that case it would be a World Eaters Detachment from the index WE, making you lose the Codex WE shit. wouldnt it be?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StonedTime
rather or not he listens is a different story however.
Rather or not

You're correcting someones behavour and you can't even use words correctly.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@AwesomeTucker
Since Deathwatch can explicitly use Codex Space Marines powers and Magnus generates from Dark Hereticus, I assume so.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@PackManBrainlure
He posted a pic, maybe you missed it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@girlDog
Telemon that's being painted today and the eventual Aquilon Terminators.

@MPmaster
End my fucking life m8.

I mean hey, I guess I could run seven squads of 10 Custodes, 4 Contemptors, and convert some Repulsors into Grav Land Raiders like this?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@lostmypassword
Been seeing this done in /bbg/.
Though I'm a handy man I'm afraid of it coming out shit

DeathDog
DeathDog

@askme
I always used a regular dining table with 6 by 4 mdf (cut in half) placed on top. True poor man garage hammer.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Emberfire
GW cases are pretty good. They are nice and sturdy and the new foam design fits a lot of different stuff.

But if you've got an infantry horde it's probably best to shop around and just get whatever holds the most for least money.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PackManBrainlure
He posted it on the facebook page and they responded there.

A screenshot was posted. That's those little image links at the beginning of each post.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CouchChiller
My brother is a total idiot and did it. If he can, you can.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@kizzmybutt
are you a reaction to pol posters or are they a reaction to you?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Nojokur
Just saying the brotherhood of homosexual crusaders is pretty fucking gay.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

ARRRR YA READY KIDS?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Harmless_Venom
Oh shit how much was this?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@CouchChiller
Iktf bro. Custodes is what got me back into 40k last year and now 90% of my shit is unusable since the local hh group basically died

likme
likme

@Deadlyinx
Not worth taking mixed weapons, all blasters or all dark lances imo (deep strike makes you OVER 9 inches away so you can't get the melta bonus of heatlances).

A squad or 2 of blaster scourges has a high chance of wrecking whatever you drop it near. I've had success with 2 dark lance squads sat in buildings for 3+ 6++ 6+++ saves.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Firespawn

Veeky Forums bringing us together. Would you had preferred the weather?

/head slap

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Harmless_Venom
AYE AYE CAPTAIN

but why the hell did you buy the Ravager and the cabalites instead of a 2nd SC!?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@CouchChiller
Me and my friend knocked together a table to play on; its not that hard so long as you go into it properly, make sure you get all the right shit and fix it correctly. I guess that's true of most anything, but still.

Methshot
Methshot

@Nude_Bikergirl
xenos player
faggot
girl
Which one are you?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Bidwell
$320 cad
It's my start. Also two boxes of scourges on the way

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Bidwell
Liver and a Kidney.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Chaos gets nice Stratagems
Can't muster more than 3, maybe 4 CP with the army I have because can't get 'zerkers as troops
Why must there always be a catch with GW?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Skullbone
First born for next day shipping

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Methshot
as a male I play all eldar factions

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Methshot
Stay booty blasted over your gay spanish inquisition is space Mon-keigh

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Poker_Star
Because Im paranoid to all hell about armor. Will have 7 carbine scourges tho, so that's the dakka I need

FastChef
FastChef

@RumChicken
NPC
opinion disregarded.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RumChicken
and am not gay*

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Carnalpleasure
Nope, because GW has already said Index-only datasheets still get all the Codex bonuses for their Chapter/Legion. Guess what, Khorne Berzerkers have a troop datasheet in the Index.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Harmless_Venom
FUCK YEAH LETS DO THIS SHIT

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Bidwell

Sub £100

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Poker_Star
I CANT HEARRRR YOUUUU!

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SniperGod
Bring cultists in a battalion and another +1 detachment.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Garbage Can Lid
So is Vect still not in 40K but Guilliman is?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Methshot
Tyranid-playing lesbian with an oviposition fetish.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Harmless_Venom
Welcome newly minted Archon may you realspace raids bring misery and agony in equal parts to your enemies.

idontknow
idontknow

How many psykers are too many psykers in a list? Thinking TS or Librarians spammed out

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Who is next in command bellow the Emperor?
Is the Primarch who made Primaris?
How coherent are Emperor's messages from Psychers?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Bidwell
Almost there. I play Dark Eldar.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Poker_Star

Geeze user, what are you gonna do with TWO Archons??

Firespawn
Firespawn

@happy_sad

Nop busy fucking malys while their respective kabals scrap and divide what's left of shadow demon land commeragh

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
Then I don't trust you until you post it.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TreeEater
Too much. Much more than I deserved to be gifted.
Also

IT BEGINS

TechHater
TechHater

Whats the best way to transport my army short of buying a case? I'm broke as balls but got a 1500 point space marine army.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Boy_vs_Girl
@CodeBuns
Despite it being controversial on Veeky Forums I really liked Master of Mankind. Custodes are my #1 favorite 40k thing and it had bits of my favorite Mechanicum (#2 favorite 40k thing) stuff like battle robots and a cool little titan tidbit.

Can't wait for the new Custodes novel later this year.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@kizzmybutt
Who is next in command bellow the Emperor?

Guilliman.

Is the Primarch who made Primaris?

Yes.

How coherent are Emperor's messages from Psychers?

Not very, he doesn't directly talk.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SniperGod
Elite detachment with 3 squads of 'zerkers and a Dark Apostle
Elite detachment with 3 squads of 'zerkers and an Exalted Champion
Boom, 5 Command Points.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@LuckyDusty
kek, don't trust me then

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Skullbone

Making your captain a pure buffbot is lame and gay.

Since he can't take great shooting for his points, that leaves melee. Especially with the statline.

Plus, you're a better buffbot if you can reposition in a hurry. I'd never take a primaris liutenant when I can take a jump liutenant.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SniperGod
you get 3cp for being battleforged
you run 1 lord and 3 units of Zerkers termis or Helbrutes get 4 CP
You run an Exalted Champion of another 3 units of Zerkers Termis or Helbrutes. get 5 cp

Alternatively, you run 3x 10 Bloodletters a Termi Lord and Exalted Champion and 3 units of Zerkers,termis Helbrutes get 6Cp

then round it out with a vanguard of another Lord or ExaltedChampion and 3 units of Zerkes for 7CP

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StonedTime
What kinda scenery you gonna do lad? I'm partial to snow tables myself.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I'm not into fluff, all I want to do is spill blood for the blood god. But I can't seam to find rules for army making, where are they, can anyone help?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Carnalpleasure
Fulfil the stupid as fuck HQ tax that is suffering for deldar.

@TechHater

Plastic bag m80

askme
askme

@StonedTime
so you got a roller after all. good stuff user

Inmate
Inmate

@TechHater
Dump it in a box

likme
likme

@CodeBuns
For a second i thought that was a knight with a tricked out cockpit.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@King_Martha
But in a bag they will rattle around and might break.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Booteefool
not sure if bait...

In the rulebook? check the MEGAs

Snarelure
Snarelure

@King_Martha

I thought the succubus was more than decent.

I don't used named characters because my armies are always <my guys>, but they can't be THAT bad, yea?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@StonedTime
I hope you don't use Citadel to paint that...

Evilember
Evilember

@TechHater
Go to a home depot or something and get one of those plastic spare parts cases for like five bucks. Doesn't really help with tanks though.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@StonedTime
3 pots of gw paint might lightly dampen a small section of that roller

i hope you put those there for some other reason

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@kizzmybutt
Not bait, I'm slow cant find the pages.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Garbage Can Lid
AYE AYE ARCHON!

OHHHHHHHHH
WHO LIVES IN A CESSPOOL IN THE WEBWAY?
PI-RATE SPACE ELVES!
ABHORRENT AND EDGY AND EVIL IS THEE!
PI-RATE SPACE ELVES!
IF SADISTICAL RAIDING BE SOMETHING YOU WISH
PI-RATE SPACE ELVES!
THEN GET IN YOUR CAGE AND SCREAM LIKE A SLAVE!
PI-RATE SPACE ELVES!
READY?
PI-RATE SPACE ELVES!
PI-RATE SPACE ELVES!
PI-RATE SPACE ELVES!

PIIIII-RATE SPACE EEEEELVES! AHHHAHAHAHAHA

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Burnblaze
Eh. They put out scenery paint sets with like a massive 250ml bottle of base paint. I mean, you're already paying a fortune for a Realm of Battle board, so you really shouldn't be stingy and end up ruining the tiles with craft store paint.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@AwesomeTucker
gives a nice overview
http://www.tfgradio.com/warhammer-40k/how-to-build-armies-in-8th-edition/

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

So is it just me, or did the Decimator get better?

Also, C-Beam Cannons are surprisingly fun.

girlDog
girlDog

@Booteefool
http://www.tfgradio.com/warhammer-40k/how-to-build-armies-in-8th-edition/
Thanks man!

idontknow
idontknow

@Illusionz
another glorious day in commoragh

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Sir_Gallonhead
I played a guy with one yesterday with c-beams. He parked it and shot at my 'nought and that was about it.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@girlDog
No prob.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@MPmaster
Massive waste of points

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Dreamworx
And absolutely no anti-vehicle at all.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Snarelure

She's aiight, best of a bad bunch.

Archon are only good for the blaster (Agonizer is just as good on a syrabite as archon)
Succubus is cool for killing but we got enough of that, the buff is meh unless you're taking wyches and brides which aren't gr80.
Haemonculus is boss and great for killing en mass or characters, great buff for coven.

Named ones aren't worth a damn as they're usually just expensive versions of standard ones (urien isn't as killy as normal haemonculus but is tougher, lelith too expensive, Drazhar doesn't have teeth and you're better off with more incubi over him.

So yeah unless you run coven the archon is the cheapest option and is basically a tax

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@lostmypassword

So carry superglue in the bag Too, or buy a case

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

But sempais, I only needed two for the whole thing nyorn

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@girlDog
@girlDog
oh by the way berzerkers aren't troops now, its shitty, you either bring cultist or run vanguard detachment.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@PackManBrainlure
Well then fucking take some Havocs, Heldrakes or fucking relic Sicarans in the Detachments instead of whining. youve got 2 Heavy Support and 2 Flyer spot in every basic Detachment

Cultists are never a waste of Points 3x 10 Cultists and +2 CP for 120 is a great investment even if they just exist to distract your opponent or grab an objective

cum2soon
cum2soon

Today my Swarmlord moved up the board unmolested and blew up a Baneblade on the charge (everything else were conscripts). This demoralized my opponent, after which he then conceded. This satisfies me. Konor suffers an Imperial defeat today

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@PackManBrainlure
Zerkers kill light-medium vehicles pretty well desu.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@cum2soon
the can opener

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Poker_Star
what do they do against dark eldar?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Poker_Star
@PackManBrainlure

zerkers with Axes have S6 and can easily "punch" through Light to Medium vehicles

WebTool
WebTool

@CouchChiller
napoleonic guardsmen fighting in lines
I like it

RumChicken
RumChicken

Flamer or Heavy Stubber?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@lostmypassword
Get a box, some cardboard and some bubblewrap. use the cardboard and the bubblewrap to section it to the appropriate size for whatever models you're carrying

@cum2soon
taking meatshields but not using them to shield your fucking tank
deserved everythihng he got desu

FastChef
FastChef

@Stupidasole

Readium refuses to open the corrected epub :(

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Boy_vs_Girl
Havocs
unfluffy

Heldrakes
are shit

Cultists are never a waste of Points 3x 10 Cultists and +2 CP for 120 is a great investment even if they just exist to distract your opponent or grab an objective
Except you have to waste even more points on HQs for those cultists which are lame as fuck and means less Berzerkers and less other troops and customization. It's a direct nerf no matter how you look at it.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@FastChef
Did you remember to rename the zip file to .epub?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@5mileys
And they can overwatch without a special character plus relic.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Emberfire
Get shot up in a cartel style drive by

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Fried_Sushi
Ok, just stop playing then.

idontknow
idontknow

@Fried_Sushi
teeth of khorne aka havocs aren't unfluffy.

likme
likme

@Spazyfool

It works fine in a primaris list where you inevitably blob up with your gunline. With a power sword (or burning blade) he's a fine counter charger against stuff that makes it past your shooting and stays cheap, with his +1W/A being fairly affordable for the consideration.

Jump packs/bikes are neat but being 19/24 points on top of the inevitable thunder hammer and combi plasma means we're talking a difference of 39 points, which is probably worth it with a bike list but when the fastest thing in my list goes 10", primaris is fine.

I've been appreciating the cheap HQ option over the last few weeks, I find the extra hellblaster/aggressor worth more than non-relic captain wargear

If I played white scars though I could see a thunder hammer bike captain being really fucking difficult to resist though

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nude_Bikergirl
Just when I was about to buy them..
Fuck It I will play a vanguard of 3 units instead of 2. But damn would have to cut stuff for Rhinos.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Does anyone know a mobile EPUB reader that can zoom, or at least doesn't display every text like it was made for ants? I'm struggling not to go blind with Lithium here.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@StrangeWizard
Thanx. Seems promising. Guilliman apparently wants to gi on a crusade with the new tech and units.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@happy_sad
Nah I'll just bitch like the SoB players until GW listens.

@idontknow
All World Eaters are Berzerkers, this has been canon for a while now.

FastChef
FastChef

@Stupidasole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqA2evDu4Mw
So, Igorrr.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@hairygrape
I am debating between berzerkers and DE myself. Not being troops is odious

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Is battlescribe updated to the codexes?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stark_Naked

Of course "Epub damaged"

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@eGremlin
whys this cunt have a heavy bolter then. You can still do it.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stupidasole
They got on C:SM pretty fast, and I think they've already been updating using leaks/scans. I'd probably give it a couple days if they're up on it.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Supergrass
Why not get pdf?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@eGremlin
All World Eaters are Berzerkers
Not anymore. Git with the times

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Nude_Bikergirl

A lot of the primaris models look awesome, no doubt about it.

But they BLOW NUTS by essentially doubling down on marines biggest weakness, and they do not provide enough in return to justify their presence on the tabletop.

farquit
farquit

@Boy_vs_Girl
no one has converted it.

takes2long
takes2long

@Supergrass
got that myself first time over.

Second time i just converted to zip, opened the zip folder (didn't extract) put the font in and "re-pubbed" it.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Anyone have any pics/guides on how to paint some Zerg-like Tyranids with purple flesh and brown carapaces? Google search has some decent ones, but are there any others?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Techpill
That psychic ability allows it to ignore los

Playboyize
Playboyize

@eGremlin
Well either decide between picking all Berzerkers or picking something against Vehicles.

Could always go with a Zerker locked in a Helbrute as anti-tank

Techpill
Techpill

@eGremlin
All world eaters are marked with Khorne but not all of them are berserkers, which is reasonable considering that Khorne is also the god of mercilous war machines that turn the battlefield into uncaring slaughter, so big guns are completely okay

Methshot
Methshot

@Stark_Naked
Because he's fucking Black Legion and didn't even like the World Eaters before he left, and only had Khorne sigils on his armor for "good luck". And his entire story was just after the Heresy before they all went full Khorne.

@MPmaster
Source?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@w8t4u
There are others but really what we'd be doing is googling it for you.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Do the four god-worshipper Legions still get their cult unit as troops? That was in the Index: Chaos, but I've just picked up the Chaos Codex and I'm not seeing that anywhere in there. Have I missed something or do I need to use a vanguard detachment to run my all-berserker World Eaters army now?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Firespawn
You need to vanguard.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

What are some of your favorite ork vehicles from forgeworld? Im looking for some good anti tank vehicles that arent tankbustas

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Firespawn
No
Yes

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Firespawn
Do the four god-worshipper Legions still get their cult unit as troops?

No.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

four amazing new powers, one of which makes Magnus twice as tanky
Soulreaper Cannon point cost reduced by 5
Aspiring Sorcerer point cost reduced by 12
You don't have to take 10 Rubrics to unlock Soulreaper Cannon anymore

Feels good to be Thousand Sons!

Lunatick
Lunatick

@AwesomeTucker
I have such high hopes for the codex. Kind of worried I'm setting myself up for disappointment.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Playboyize
Helbrutes are slow, useless shit that die to a breeze, I'd rather take a Blood Slaughterer but tanks to this retarded restriction I can't have them and a reasonable amount of CPs at the same time.

@Techpill
Nice headcanon. All World Eaters are Berzerkers, but not all Berzerkers are World Eaters. Read your fucking codex.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I just learned that the Grey Knights Codex has rules for a Grey Knights Chaplain. I can't decide whether that is the dumbest or the coolest thing I've seen all week.

farquit
farquit

@Methshot
@Methshot
still has the nails.
didn't even like the World Eaters before he left
You could be describing Kharn right now.
only had Khorne sigils on his armor for "good luck"
Believes in Khorne, just hates his guts, as it should be.
And his entire story was just after the Heresy before they all went full Khorne.
Angron is a daemon prince before they get to terra end of betrayer book. When is full khorne in your mind?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@AwesomeTucker
Pretty pumped about the DG as well, loads of new toys.

massdebater
massdebater

@Lunatick
No rubric troops 4u.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Someone convert with this http://www.convertfiles.com/convert/ebook/EPUB-to-PDF.html. Epub is broke even after I swap the fonts out.

Techpill
Techpill

@Lunatick
At very least, i think that we can expect Scarab to get lower cost on their sorc as well. And it's not like getting access to new Strategems, Relics, Legion Trait, Warlord Trait and Powers will somehow make them worse.

I mean, they might nerf Magnus, but he's kinda bullshit anyway.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@StonedTime
@eGremlin
@BinaryMan
Okay, fair enough. Thanks for the replies. Will probably just stick to the standard detachment and fill the troop slots with cultist groupies so I'm not jewing myself out of command points and objective secured then.

Evilember
Evilember

@massdebater
Tsons will eventually get their own dex. Although it would be hilarious if rubrics still weren't troops when it came out.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@lostmypassword
See here's the thing.
tThe one with working epubs won't bother with pdf shit, and pdf supporters are too inept to repair or convert.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Harmless_Venom
you should take a look at@Methnerd
here is a fine example of a sensible user
not like you
@Evilember
We'll see if Plague Marines are troops for DG. If they are, Rubrics should be troops for TS.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@cum2soon
Pathetic Guard player! We would have had a better game where I would rush Straken and Nork into your Swarmlord along with Bullgryn and we would gloriously beat each other to death while my Conscripts and other Bullgryn would fight your other MCs and Gaunts.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Harmless_Venom
theyre faster than berzerkers

Youre just trolling arent you

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Harmless_Venom
@eGremlin
@Fried_Sushi
sweet jesus kys already

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You guys asked for it so here it is!
Maelstrom: spoils of war
1500 pts
7CP each
It's the tan half painted guard against the purple fully painted Orks, first instant shock was the ork player saying he was trying something new with an ork footslogging gunline list, this guy usually builds pretty dirty lists so I was worried, meanwhile my guard list was made to get in your face and blast everything, so it was already set up to be a weird one...
pic from around the start of turn two because I'm stupid and forgot to grab a picture of deployment

Booteefool
Booteefool

Now that the dust has settled, what are your thoughts on this model?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Harmless_Venom
Im looking straight at the World Eaters rules and they're just required to be Khorne marked, they can take havocs, obliterators and tanks like any other chaos force

Spamalot
Spamalot

@farquit
You could be describing Kharn right now.
Nope he only hated it's command chain, which he proceeded to hunt down and then unify most of the legion under his command.

Believes in Khorne, just hates his guts, as it should be.
as it should be
Your opinion, far from Kharn's and from any World Eater.

When is full khorne in your mind?
When they stopped being bitches about it locking Angron in the basement of the Conqueror? When he started leading them in literal Blood Crusades against the Imperium and wrecking shit all across it?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Evilember
Yet another reason to fill Troops slots with Brimstone Horrors biotch!

takes2long
takes2long

@King_Martha
Grey knights have had canon chaplains since 2003, they just never had rules

askme
askme

@Garbage Can Lid
yay
@Booteefool
I think it's great. It should look fantastic with a gritty paint job.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad

But you're going to get 14 bare heads and 14 with masks/helmets!

Inmate
Inmate

@Garbage Can Lid
I hope you made sure to keep a close eye on your stuff with the black around.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Garbage Can Lid
Did you do it? Did you bring the Bullgryn?

Methshot
Methshot

@Booteefool

I actually hate it. Doesn't really feel like Mortarion at all, just a fat guy with wings

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Booteefool
I like the look of the wings, the gun and the scythe. I hate his face and the fact that nobody will be able to transport him unless they assembled him with magnets.
I hope they'll give him variant heads.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Booteefool
Awesome but needs a better paint scheme

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Booteefool
Vastly inferior to Magnus, unfortunately.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@JunkTop
Yeah a fine example of a comformistic little bitch that lets GW cuck him out of his army.

@Stark_Naked
And slower than a Rhino.

@Need_TLC
Bahahahaha cry more anime faggot your tears are delicious

@Harmless_Venom
Fluff =/= crunch

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Carnalpleasure
Think they already confirmed he has a variant head and on the twitch stream

TechHater
TechHater

@Methshot
Eh. Looks like a nurglified version of the FW Morty with wings and bling and mutations stuck on. It sure as hell beats the old "literally a winged grim reaper" design from Epic.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

sgt upgrade is free now
chaos no longer forced to pay an extra 10pts per unit because of the dipshit aspiring champion

Based 8th editon. Cultist champions costing more than an actual chaos space marine was ridiculous, even if it was a drop in the ocean at the end of the day.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

>>54843068

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

>>54843068
a fine example of a comformistic little bitch that lets GW cuck him out of his army
as opposed to a whiny little bitch that lets GW cuck him out of his army
You're saying you won't?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@DeathDog
Nice, thanks for the heads up. I like how they seem to cater to the "I fucking hate painting faces" demographic. Girlyman also has a helmet option which looks infinitely better than his fratboy face.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Can anyone tell me what's better in a TS list between regular sorcerer vs exalted sorcerer? It seems like I'm only taking the regular sorcerer for equipment and terminator armor.

Also, how important are disks? I kinda hate them

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Booteefool
Not a fan of those bird/bat/insect hybrid wings, pure fly for me

Scythe is *way* overdone, again trying to be daemonic, mechanical, chain/power all at once.

His infernal cherubs, again need proper insect wings.

Tryign to touch too many bases, inthe porcess fallign short of most.

Not a fan of the spike halo, or the vox, trimmed it off the termie lord, probably gonna do that on Morty as well.

His gun is growing on me.

I'll probably get him though.
First of my armies to get a large plastic centerpiece

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Nude_Bikergirl
He will he's just loving the attention right now. If he dosent I hope he posts his army burning video here!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

>>54843068
They've always been like that though, since world eaters ever got rules. There are other ways to be a Khorne worshipping psychopath than a berserker.

Techpill
Techpill

@Garbage Can Lid
Midgame was looking not good for guard, a terrible deepstrike misplacement made his warlord not the closest model which allowed him to get priority orders, my plasma russes were overheating like crazy despite rerolling ones, and a single nob refusing to die lost me first blood and kept me from getting overwhelming firepower, ogryns got out and got in to combat... with grots... ensuring they'd be tarpitted all game, on top of all that the red skull kommandos infiltrated in and now own my deployment zone
Basically I made a ton of errors playing and somehow this shitty shooty ork list had me on the ropes and was pulling away in points...

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@takes2long

Good advice

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

So if running repentia, it's two squads in a rhino one with a mistress and one with a priest ran up a flank and working in tandem with both buffs, right?

TechHater
TechHater

>>54843132

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

This is the most aesthetic unit in the whole Imperium.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SomethingNew
You take regular sorcs for deepstriking with termies and ExSorc for everything else.

cum2soon
cum2soon

>>54843190
@TechHater
Cancer battling cancer!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

>>54843016
Nope he only hated it's command chain, which he proceeded to hunt down and then unify most of the legion under his command.
Was that what he was doing at skalathrax? Wasn't just burning everyone he met because he decided they were all cowards for seeking shelter? Known as the betrayer ironically? He hates everyone.
Your opinion, far from Kharn's and from any World Eater.
Khorne Berzerkers kill because of the nails madness and hate. They try to use Khorne worship for the personal power it brings. Khorne isn't anyone friend. Angron didn't even know who he was before becoming a daemon prince. You just kill people and maybe he notices you.
When they stopped being bitches about it locking Angron in the basement of the Conqueror? When he started leading them in literal Blood Crusades against the Imperium and wrecking shit all across it?
They have been bitches for ages. Why flee the siege of terra? Why serve abaddon? Angron's armageddon war where he got krumped like a bitch. They are still bitches using your criteria.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Spazyfool

Primaris Gravis Sanguinary Guard
Nipples, wings, and Boltstorm gauntlet and power axe

Methshot
Methshot

Anyone hahve any ideas on what to do for a GK Brotherhood Champion model? Only just realised GW don't sell it anymore.

Evilember
Evilember

Wait I read that you can mix Index and Codex rules together. What are the limits on this?

How does this not allow for taking Legion elites as troops if it's in the Index?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Methshot
Any PA GK with a sword.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Where's the fucking GK PDF CODEX???

RavySnake
RavySnake

>>54843190

What's with this tool who keeps posting yawning cheetahs anyhow?

Is he trying to tell us he's tired of life?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Why are some of the most notorious /40kg/ shitposters all Chaos players?

What's it all mean?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Spazyfool
I would love to make fun of them for being the manlet version of AoS Prosecutors, but unfortunately pic related exists so I can only grudgingly agree

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spazyfool
This is the most aesthetic unit
That's not how the word works.

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperGod

I used to be like you, then I worked out how to transfer ebooks to my tablet.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BlogWobbles
Why are some of the most notorious /40kg/ shitposters all Chaos players?

all*
Chaos really is the mental issues faction

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Spazyfool
Please make me a run up on Blood Angels lore. Lexicanum is kill

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Spazyfool
laughingcustodians.jpeg

@Methshot
I use one of the robed DA bodies that has a knightly helm

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Methshot
Shit, you're right.

Just kitbash one from a PAGK box, or use Crowe, swap the weapon and leave the banner off if you feel fancy.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BlogWobbles
Chaos attracts assholes like me, and has conflicting fluff.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@SniperGod
In the store waiting for you to pay money for it you cheap cunt.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Techpill
End of the game truely swung hard in guards favor, I went to the bathroom and decided to give it my all even if I was gonna loose, two turns straight of units doing their job and flamers finally getting in range meant Orks started to vanish, even accidentally moving conscripts out of commissar range and watching them all run away didn't stop my advance, by the end of the game Orks had 3 units left, and guard was victorious, I shook and told him gg and apologized for getting demoralized and being a bitch for a bit there
14-6 guard victory
random pic from the game because I was too worried about getting food to think about a post game picture

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TechHater
What are you, a fucking casul?

farquit
farquit

@Evilember
Wait I read that you can mix Index and Codex rules together. What are the limits on this?
Codex unit entries override Index of same name

How does this not allow for taking Legion elites as troops if it's in the Index?

Because there can be only one and Codex Berzerker trumps Index Berzerkers

cum2soon
cum2soon

>>54843270
See this is what I was under the impression of. It's supposed to make older armies still viable. I have 40 berserkers from 3rd edition ready to rumble.

askme
askme

@JunkTop
Red space marines had a dad who was an angel and also a vampire.
Dad died and the red space marines got very upset.
Sometimes they get so upset they go into a killing frenzy.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Dreamworx
Were you playing 7e? How did your warlord DS mishap?

massdebater
massdebater

@Supergrass
There is no pdf in the store, you fucking faggot

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@JunkTop
Dey got fugged XD

Emberburn
Emberburn

@farquit
This isn't how their list is presented though. Instead it's a special rule for the Legions in question. For instance World Eaters gain the World Eaters faction keyword and in turn can take Berserkers as troops. They are still otherwise elites.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@askme
I like it. And I like their bits.

RumChicken
RumChicken

>>54843161
It also doesn't mean there are not world eater havocs, obliterators, tanks and transports. In fact, the whole "not all berserkers are world eaters but all world eaters are berserkers" meme is just that, a Veeky Forums fan-canon like most other things in this thread

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I wish Dark Eldar had more HQ choices. I want to play a Kabalite army, but to make a battalion, I need two HQs, and it feels wrong fielding two Archons.

Supergrass
Supergrass

>>54843323

I'm a zoologist. That cat is yawning. It doesn't have a human understanding of humour.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Bidwell
I was just stupid and put my unit 10" from his warlord and didn't realize unti the shooting phase that one model was 9" from some lootas so I had to shoot them

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

when dafuq will there be a pdf of the new codexes

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperWish
>>54843323
>>54843190
@TechHater
@Fried_Sushi
@Need_TLC
@SniperGod
@Burnblaze
@Raving_Cute
@New_Cliche
Is this what it's like to be in a pathfinder general?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@RumChicken
Except it was literally in the 6th edition codex. But cry more.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Fried_Sushi

When you buy and upload them.

takes2long
takes2long

Why aren't Ork players running Nobs with Waaaggh! banners.

Do they not realise it affects every unit in the codex?

idontknow
idontknow

@Lord_Tryzalot
two you's

Not bad.

likme
likme

@cum2soon
Viable
No
Playable
Yes.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@BunnyJinx
What is wrong with taking a succubus and a haemonculus, or Drazahar and a haemonculus?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Lord_Tryzalot
is this what it's like to be on Veeky Forums in general

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@takes2long
Because it's more efficient to just Jump even more 30 boy mobs boys behind the enemy rather than using a HQ to teleport a single banner nob.

Evilember
Evilember

@Lord_Tryzalot
No, this is what it's like when we're trying to trigger people who hate taiwanese basket weaving despite visiting a taiwanese basket weaving forum

WebTool
WebTool

Gentlemen, behold?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Soft_member
referencing an outdated codex

TechHater
TechHater

@Evilember
this is a scottish grudge forum

FastChef
FastChef

@RavySnake
He's a shit poster, ignore him

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TurtleCat
as opossed to you referencing your ass
Lmao

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Gigastrength

Because keywords. Succubus is <Wych Cult> not <Kabal> etc.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@WebTool
Looka great, but is it supposed to be a moonscape or a frozen tundra?

Not that i would have painted it any differentially, just curious.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@WebTool
from only those 3 paint pots? wow

Nojokur
Nojokur

@WebTool
Looking good!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TechHater
YOU WANT TO SAY THAT TO ME FECKIN FACE LAD?!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Evilember
Not mongolian finger painting

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@WebTool
MORE LAVA YOU HACK

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

ctrf '[deleted]'

See the Cheetah guy's posts before he posted cheetahs.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Evilember
Btw how are the next seasonal basket weaving shows looking? I haven't heard anything because I've been doing non-NEET stuff, also no JoJo so I'm already less excited for the fall seasonal shit

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@WebTool
/WIP/
/tg/thread/54837503#p54837503

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Soft_member
Yeah feel free to actually read that codex because again, it did not disallow world eaters from taking anything besides chaos lords and berserkers

girlDog
girlDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
That doesnt affect you for the purposes of getting a brigade/battalion.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@WebTool
It is e entire moon made of skulls covered with regolith that is in fact skulls crushed to powder?

Methshot
Methshot

/tg/thread/54843499#p54843499
/tg/thread/54843499#p54843499
/tg/thread/54843499#p54843499

new

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Spazyfool
Settle down m8 I'm not even English. kek

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@MPmaster
crunch = fluff
The desperation is real lmao

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Fuzzy_Logic
What about <wu tang clan>?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Need_TLC
Where? I was thinking of having the skulls in lava but I don't know how to do.

@Ignoramus
Moonscapeish
I plan on justifying our janky ass aquarium terrain and infinity cardboard by saying that some other Dynasty fucked with Trazyn's collection via tesseracts or some shit and some of it vomitted into realspace here. Hence everyone scrambled to investigate.
@Nojokur
Two and a half, and a pot of Dawnstone, a pot of white scar, and a good bit of Nuln oil.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@massdebater

It fixed the CSM book but not GK.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stark_Naked
Personally I'm a fan of "korean ladyboy trading forum"

@Lord_Tryzalot
Fuck off, /wip/ is a shitshow and you know it.

@Booteefool
Nothing has been able to capture my attention since Shimoneta ended. It all just feels hollow and dumb to me, so I haven't been keeping up either

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Excited for the new editions of Battlefleet and Epic in development?

5mileys
5mileys

Can someone explain to me why Lysander aka "the khorne berserker who put on the wrong color armor" gets a warlord trait that encourages turtling up?

WebTool
WebTool

@5mileys
Wait I'm think I might have read it wrong. Can named characters still choose from the regular list?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Booteefool
Looks like shit which i suppose is fitting.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Booteefool

i hate all these overdesigned monopose setpieces on these nigh-autoinclude units

they're going to make armies look very samey

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@VisualMaster
which chapter is that? :^)

Supergrass
Supergrass

@likme
COMMANDER SPRUE
best modern kit for SM. only the 2015 tacs surpass it in pure extract for assembly.

Evilember
Evilember

@Illusionz
no. Chads are not that chaddy. a termie is better. a tac can outswarm and is more flexable. primaris a shit.

Techpill
Techpill

@Stupidasole
Lol, Gifts of Chaos looks like Gifts of Chads

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Soft_member
the Khorne Bersekrer has no grace or style
he has no style
he has no grace
This Khornate has a funny face

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Playboyize

Monopose setpieces

Do you even hobby user?

farquit
farquit

@CodeBuns
Sweet! My Cadians can get Scions, without paying Scion prices!

WebTool
WebTool

@BlogWobbles
Being this new.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Playboyize
I want to replace Rowboats sword with a hammer and give him a sweet chaplain skull helmet.

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