This, but with Your Dudes. What happens?

You mean David Prowse, right? Jones never wore the suit.

Yeah, sorry! I'm both phoneposting and posting at work, so I couldn't look up the details.

I don't.

That was a long time ago friend user.

A couple of death guard and orks. A few anime-girls and a Guts mini and Tunneler. I would love to see what happen.

>Somebody puts these inside

I only have Kingdom Death minis, so I end up with a settlement of confused cavemen adonis and tiny curvy women trapped in a world of giants they dont understand.

I imagine this is objectively a step up for them. Fewer monsters.

Miniature pet dinosaurs of course.

If i put an unpainted figurine in, would ot come out in color?

>user, why are your models all different colors?

Because im garbage at painting and i dont have the drive to learn

>not cramming a life-size sex doll in there
after tying it up because it would leave your sorry ass immediately, given the chance

>buy animu figures of cum starved succubi and other hentai sluts
>never leave room again
The only answer.

1d4chan.org/wiki/Toyhammer

Wouldn't they still be really tiny? They come alive in their original sizes.

Go to /d/
Theres a tiny girls thread that proves it doesnt matter

>only bought Guilliman figurine because I like him
>don't actually have anything else.

He'd both lecture me on how to be a better person and to take over the world.

He'd order you to buy and paint a tech priest, have you animate said tech priest, and then have the tech priest install recievers and tranceivers into you're audio visual cortex so he could see what you see and hear what you hear and give you instructions. He'd puppet you like you were a warlord titan made of flesh with a really weak will, and he would indeed take over the world. One way or the other.

I wouldn't mind that. He'd probably make the world a whole lot better and I get to be lead by a strong and couragous leader like I've always wanted.

But it wouldn't be you, and do you really trust him not to fuck up? Per cannon, he kinda fucked up a lot in the past. He's doing alright at the moment, but ultimately a lot of problems can be traced back to him.

I don't care. I just want to be useful.

>remove all weapons from my Sisters of Battle figurines
>put them in a large glass jar so they can't immediately escape
>put them in the cupboard
>take them out
>listen to them scream and shout as I jerk off into the jar

Oh for Christ's sake Slaanesh, go back to /d/.

Do I have to bring up the most profane of sexual positions again?

You can be if you get off your ass. I mean I don't know you, but you have the power to act. If you aren't happy you can work to change yourself. Rather than chasing happiness just look at what makes you unhappy and work to change it. Set reasonable goals. If you want to be useful just do some volunteering. Help people, that's useful and that is something you can do. Right now.

Fuck you, you sick son of a bitch. I don't believe that you have Sisters, and if you do I am sickened that I share a faction with you. Fuck.

Thanks user. You're a good person.

First they would panic about why they look so shit then they would start fighting what they would assume to be nids.
IG btw

I'm sorry if I was overly blunt. I'm struggling to get my own life on track, it just kind of poked a sore spot for me. I know we have all heard this a billion times, and it's kind of trite, but it really is true. You can do it, you just have to start small and set reasonable goals and then DO it. We all want to be important and fulfilled and to have meaning, but we shoot to high and get disappointed and discouraged. Reasonable goals are great things.

Guilliman would like you.

BITCH, DO NOT QUESTION HIS LOYALTY!

Consecrators and my Imperial Guard hunt down and wreck my daemons, with my Seraphon and Sylvaneth possibly helping out before getting a hefty dose of bolter to the fucking face. Then there's the whole issues of my die-cast WW2 stuff, and all the anime tiddy figurines.

I never meant to question his loyalty. In truth I can't actually question his competence either really. After all, the actions he took and the orders he gave were perfectly reasonable for the time and place he made them in, it's just that after he was gone the situation changed and there was no one to innovate and adapt the Imperiums approach to the new threats and they were left with an outdated doctrine that had been made for a different time.

Sorry, sorry. I threw my Jeremiah figure into the cupboard to see if it would fix his proportions and somehow he found his way to my computer.

I was wondering why Orange of all people was questioning my loyalty.

It probably would. If I remember from the book, anything that came to life in the cupboard wound up looking way more realistic when it was returned to a toy.

So, true scale space marines, here I come.

>tags: minigirl, large insertion, stomach bulge

Depending on size wouldn't that kill them though? I mean my dick is bigger than the entire torso for most of those sort of figurines. No way in hell it would fit without tearing her in half.

Something something Square-cube law, something stretchy holes, something something do it faggit.