CYOA General - /cyoag/

Really important question: Has the cyberpunk CYOA ever been updated these past few years? The really good one with backgrounds and locations and quests and shit

Poll closes at Midnight tomorrow UTC-07:00!
Vote for your favorite bride(s) if you haven't already!

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No.

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>Advertise Poll
>Forget Link
I am smurt.
strawpoll.me/13877952

where's that poll, fgt?

Well, okay.
Am I mum?

see

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LEFT DOOR

RIGHT DOOR

I want to have your babies, ZBG

>Want to choose vignette
>And Talisa
>And Llizette
>And Abrathi
>And Gwen&Gracia
>And Angelica
>And Lucianna
>And Suri
>And Sephy
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN'T SATISFY SO MANY WOMEN ZBG HOW THE FUCK I AM GOING TO CHOOSE.

...Go on.

faggot

There a way I can get a source on Magdalena's image?

>I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN'T SATISFY SO MANY WOMEN ZBG
The Throne shall make you more than capable, my friend...
Plus, it'll let you clone yourself or create a link between what they all feel.
Or go full Tok and grow 12 dicks.
You're the fucking King, user.
You have no idea how satisfied you can make them...

Oh, i see. Well at that point might as well take everyone

I feel so lewd when I am near you ZBG. That image makes me feel like a little gear near your manly penis. I can feel your huge penis and I hope you swish your precum on my face and huge mouth. In there I will pleasure you until you are ready to paint my lower mouth with your baby batter.
I just want you to thrust into my womb as I ejaculate my female juices everywhere.

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You should be banned, because cult of tripfags are as worse as the tripfags themselves.

Its fine as long as he's a proper content creator

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I was unprepared for that level of detail.

Can someone post the megacorption cyoa. It had options like your company culture.

no

Wait for the remake

Can someone post the wip text cyoa about being a ranch hand or something

I could, but I won't.

Well thanks anyway user

>sentient supermarket cyoa
>be anything from a soulless conglomerate chain to a hipster organic food store to a struggling mom and pop to a magic vendor staffed exclusively by cute elf girls wearing aprons
>move produce to the left hand side of yourself just to be a dick

If being king makes you gives you all this power, can't you just resurrect everyone who died in the war and then seduce everyone you didn't get, making the CYOA pointless?

They don't die retard.

so in exalted rising, when do I use the points I earn from challenges?

in the age section I earned them or the next one?

*eternal's rising
i'm a fucking nerd

Some of the brides mention murdering people.

Are you going to allow it?

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So... in this one, you are a fragment of a Demiurge who fought in the Universal Wars or are you a Demiurge who are fragments of GOD?

>green water
>blue air
what the fuck

Blowtorch with More Power (14)
Tape Measure with More Power (5)
Level (0)

You are the fragment of a demiurge who fought in the universal wars and died. Now you are going to kill to death your other fragments to become complete.

You're a fragment of one of 7 billion, 777 million, etc Demiurges who ruled the multiverse under God's order. You and your brothers all fucked it up after God died, pretty much. If you kill the other 99 fragments, you can become a whole Demiurge again.

earth being red and fire being yellow didnt bother you as well?

Anyone got space opera?

Then after I become complete can I kill all others Demiurges and become the One and Only LORD?

>little gear

no

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Now THAT'S a respectable Get.

I meant to write girl you fucking cumpump

Too bad, I thought you were a cute little gear.

No, God is fucking dead for real my dude. Really for real dead. His corpse was literally eaten by the Ultimate Monstrosity. If you want Godlike power instead, you could do it with a variety of powers in the CYOA, Harvester being an easy one, but it'd probably take you literally aeons. Also, trying to kill all the other Demiurges got you into this mess, so it's not really recommended unless you can become a Demiurge first, manage to track down all their Incarnates in the multiverse and kill them yourself. And the remaining Angels would definitely try to stop you from doing that.

What if I give you: Six (6) whole corn chips for it?

>Not six(6(six))
missed opportunity.

I didn't say stop...

Are you always this horny?

But I did. To myself.
I'll be back tomorrow maybe, edge until then.

>Hard Hat
>Level w/ MP
>Tape Measure
IMMA NON-VIOLENTLY FUCK SHIT UP

Wasn't someone doing some kind of lewd fruit CYOA?

The fuck is that plant and why do I want to drink its juices.

Clearly more powerful megaphone is the only option.

The universe shall know what happened to all the fools amidst glorious guitar rifts and the smooth flowing voice of Ronnie James Dio.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ns5R7G6GCpM

Yes.
And lonely.
But that was a surprisingly arousing response.
Any this is /cyoag/, so here's a CYOA.
>Enitiate Protocol: Remove Tripcode

I believe the artist is Matt Dixon.

>Protocol Remove Tripcode: Complete

>tfw Celt just got cucked hardcore by ZB

How the fuck are you lonely? Did you break up with Celt?

>Initiate Protocol: Comfy Dump

>Did you break up with Celt?
That would require us being an item to begin with.
I've said it before, I'll say it again; too manly for me. And I don't bottom anyway.

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youtube.com/watch?v=uqdW1F8uSXU

For anyone that cares, here are my current comfy dump tunes:
youtu.be/5GdxNxGOGx4

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>More power blowtorch
>More power level
>Tape measure
Burn EVERYTHING, gravity is my bitch, be a cute tiny fairy this is going to be fun.

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Power hammer is the only thing I need

mustre bux

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