Dudes with wings rushing at you on horses

>Dudes with wings rushing at you on horses

Can this be any more intimidating?

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Bear cavalry.

>African giantesses

Dudes with wings on horses with wings.

Winged hussars look fucking stupid.

Make the wings on fire.

I don't know, I think they look pretty cool.
There are two theories on the wings though. The first being that they were purely ceremonial decorations that were never actually worn in battle. The second theory (which may be less plausible but I personally like) is that the wings had "feathers" made of thin strips of metal, that would bounce up and down and slam against eachother as the horses galloped, creating a lot of noise to scare the enemy.

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>Bears with aids that have been trained to rape you in the mouth

I think in the filming of some of the Deluge series of movies, they found it almost impossible to ride at speed with the wings on. At least so I've heard. However, if it is true it might have been a bad reproduction.

Unfortunately the romantic view of history isn't always the true one. I still like to hope that they were worn at least sometimes in battle, though.

Viking ships on the horizon are more intimidating.

The two big wings were for ceremony. In battle, they wore one smaller wing so that their horses could still actually run.

I've always liked the style of their weapons and armour. Wings I could take or leave.

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The first time I heard about D-day from the Nazi's perspective was a real thought provoker.
It was pretty fucking brutal for the allies, but the from the beach all the could see was a horizon made up entirely of ships heading straight for them.

Why don't they just fly?

Give both the horses and the riders raging throbbing erections.

an image that isn't an upscaled 200 pixel jpeg

It's to simulate the tumult of battle.

Every Sabaton song sounds the same, except for that one about the 30 Years War which somehow manages to sound even more boring than usual. What's even worse is that Paradox is now too lazy to compose their own music so now you constantly hear them on repeat in every recent Paradox title.

Are the horses erect or not. Because that makes it more scary. Like a lot more

>Can this be any more intimidating?
"Whatever happens, we have got
The Maxim gun, and they have not"

Go home Suleyman

Oh boy, talk to me about it. There's this petting zoo within walking distance of my home and I often go by it on my way to and from work. One time one of the ponies there had an erection and it was horrible. It didn't even look like it belonged with the rest of the body, while it looks just fine if he's not erect. I didn't even feel like petting him that day.

A scarred, flaming landscape filled with gigantic claws stabbing their way through the very earth.
Flaming claws the size of hills.

Japs said the same thing about the American navy during the Pacific war. Yankies are the vikings of the new world

thats not a maxim gun
not at all
thats dashka

They could be on fire and/or spewing poison gas.

>spewing poison gas

A criminally underutilized attribute.

The sudden realization that they aren't charging. They're running.

From something.

What's it like being tin-eared and suffering from shit taste, user?

A panzer tank

Bitch, please.

>Any more intimidating
Go full Braveheart: Nude winged hussars.

>t. roach

Flaming AIDS bears

>Which is okay, because our dshk here is a few orders of magnitude better

>the horse is clearly well hung and aroused

I think the point he is trying to make is about machine guns in general.

the pointy sticks are not the only "lance" the enemy should dread

damn, this wouldn't be intimidating, it would be fucking terrifying

>AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE

PANZER BAT ALIEN

Well vikings were the first europeans to find 'merica.

Though that was canada.

Artillery lines.

And they're aiming for your platoon.

>vikings

I'm sure you meant ViKANGZ

No ViKungz

Cause you know, sweden.

Because US foreign policy is tl;dr'd as "Rape, Pillage, Burn?"

Eh, there's not all that much pillaging, not like there used to be when armies lived off the land and whatnot.

2/3 ain't bad tho

Bears do not have the physical conformation to carry someone on their backs, nor the attitude. It yould be like a night goblin riding a squig

You shut your whore mouth!

>Oh boy, talk to me about it.
I'd rather not talk about throbbing horse erections if you don't mind.

dude is standing like 2 metres behind her hahaha ffs what a basic trick

What the fuck do you think's happening to the Oil?

The sultan when he finds out you fucked up an easy job.

turk spotted
remove kebab!

>Can this BE any more intimidating?
Chanandler Bing pls go

A line of panzers with air and artillery support, when you're the dude with wings on a horse
i'm glad my grandparents left poland before the war, now i'm just stuck with an unintelligible surname

>a panzer tank
Panzer is literally just German for armour, so either you mean as opposed to un armoured tank, which is not a tank, or you mean a tank specifically designated panzerkampfwagen which is a pretty fucking broad category of tanks a lot of which weren't actually that scary compared to what they went up against.

>D-day brutal for the allies
Wat? They faced decent resistance on one beach only. Everywhere else it was next to none and they could march though because the garrisons either legged it or surrendered.

China is getting it by building roads in the middle east and demanding to be payed in oil? Like seriously, we haven't gotten jack shit from the sandbox.

>little babby tonk

BITCHEVSKI PLS

>dudes with wings.

Only about 15% used them, and it was only a single wing, mounted to the saddle.

sucks to be the pikeman though.

You'll never take Vienna no matter how much you bitch about it.

You have shit Turk tier taste. The only thing that would have made them look better is if they were lead by Vlad Țepeș.

>T-34
>Scary
Early versions were shit, later versions were out of date.

t. Edrogan

they look silly, gay and dumb