What do?

StonedTime
StonedTime

for saving the local communauty, the party is gifted with a woman
What do?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@StonedTime
What do?
Waifu.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

breed

Methshot
Methshot

@StonedTime
We do not condone slavery. She is free to go. If she wants to stay with us, fine, but we'll send her off to safety as soon as it gets dangerous.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@StonedTime
She's going to try to swindle me. Twice. Kick her off the ship.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StonedTime
to some people that's the only reason they would play an rpg, to imagine being with a woman

you are either one of those people or you didn't realize you are enabling them

either way, now that you know, please don't post again

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
Give her a bow and a horse.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Inseminate her

Snarelure
Snarelure

@StonedTime
Educate her in the dark unholy ways of woegloom void magics.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@StonedTime
If she can make a fire, scavenge for food and cook, she can stay as a henchman. +If she is a tribal and can use a light projectile like a sling, dart or Javilin to hunt.

Otherwise ditch at first safe place.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
seeing so much in a meme post
That's the true meaning of projecting, if the first thing you think at while seeing a post like that, the' it's really something repressed in your head that you unconsciously project on others.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Emberfire
Fucking this. Didn't wash feet even once, absolutely disgusting.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StonedTime
If she can cook, clean, hunt and do some craftsmanship for the party she can stay.
She can double stay if she is also a healer.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Methshot
Unless she has big titties, then we take her on our merry way as a stress relief between adventures, of course.

WebTool
WebTool

@DeathDog
Quite the opposite, it was whatever was in the OP's head that prompted him to take the effort to make this thread, anticipating themed replies from overeager RPers who want tot talk about THEIR GUY doing the waifu! tee hee

besides hypothetical waifuism is well documented here i don't think thats debatable

just take the hit like a man instead of flinching when called out

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Lunatick
The stress relief will be restricted to keeping company.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@LuckyDusty
Pretty sure that was what @Lunatick
meant.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@WebTool
he says when there are 6 different replies to the OP involving things that aren't about sex at all (but most of those are kind of edgy)

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Can she cook? The group is tired of rations and jerky, and clean clothes are a thing you don't know you need until you are using the same outfit for a week. We will just need to maintain the orc barbarian away from her, maybe add a chastisty belt, nigger can't leave his dick off of anything.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Have her run a shop in the community for me and increase my holdings by having her learn ruthless capitalism then dominate the local market.
I ain't got time for any of this waifu shit, I need more cash money.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@WebTool
What's up with that neo-puritanism?
Are you a SJW? A Redditor triggered by people talking about women better than his chubby girlfriend lurking that site to accuse everyone desiring better of being 2/10 would not bang neckbeards? or all of this enabled by dudebros teaching that a hole is a hole?
Or something else entirely, a /pol/ack triggered by muh weebs not breeding white warriors for their illusionary racial war?

God, how things can go so wrong that men of all ideological sides can think liking cute girls is wrong or somehow perverse?
What an life-denying, desireless society, Nietzsche would be ashamed of today even harder than he expected to.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@StonedTime
literally draping herself in a carpet
And I thought Russians were bad.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@happy_sad
you done spazzing out?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StonedTime
Call dibs and knock her up and ship her home to my char's home.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BlogWobbles
no arguments

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@StonedTime
Kill the entire community as punishment for slavery. If the woman cries, kill her too for endorsing slavery.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BunnyJinx
Why would breast size matter, in that case?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@StonedTime
Does she have any rare carves?

Techpill
Techpill

@LuckyDusty
Keeping my dick company with them sweater puppies.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Techpill
No. You are now a frog.

WebTool
WebTool

Sell her back to the community for the reward we were actually fucking promised. If we wanted a slave or whatever, we would buy one. If they don't cooperate, then negotiations are over and we attack.

Techpill
Techpill

@StonedTime

Look man I think she's cute too but I don't get why we're making extra threads with her.

Inmate
Inmate

Ask her what stuff she likes to do, and depending on the answer anything from letting her work at the orphanage our guild runs, to being some kind of worker with whatever kind of trade shes good at. At competitive market value pay of course.

WebTool
WebTool

@StonedTime
My first instinct was to say "No way, fag!" but then I started thinking. I've always wondered what it'd be like to kick a woman in the vagina full force but have never been in a situation where that'd be a socially acceptable (re)action. Could I offer this woman her freedom for the low, low price of a cunt punt?

askme
askme

@WebTool

That is still not an acceptable action user.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@askme
Compared to what normally goes on in Chinkland this is getting off easy.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Wait, is she really a slave? Could be just a cake trying to get wedded off.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Flameblow
*Teleports behind you*
Pshhh.. Nice try... Nerd...

Booteefool
Booteefool

@WebTool
it was whatever was in the OP's head
which I am projecting
effort to make this thread

Watch me project and be more likely to be right
I'm the OP, I found this image which I think is a pretty cool qt. I will post it with the laziest meme text and maybe get some >yous out of it

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StonedTime
I think I'm going to have to steal this idea.
Especially if the party helps non-humans.

You refuse?
What a great and terrible shame she had brought upon our house
Everyone to the village center, it's time for the stoning

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Booteefool
either way it still results in sowing the seeds with greentext bait, this will multiply out of control unless everyone practices discipline, no one wins unless we increase awareness among potentially repliers so they know not to participate

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StonedTime
Sell her and buy two traps

girlDog
girlDog

@Stark_Naked
When some communities have some extra women they cannot marry back into the community they sometimes "gift" them to trustworthy adventurers or travelers in the hopes that they would some day marry said adventurer or traveler and bring them back home so they can be new valuable members of the community

Playboyize
Playboyize

@StonedTime
Depends if we need a pack mule

RavySnake
RavySnake

@StonedTime
Oh you better believe she's going to learn the ways of swordplay, archery, and horseback riding. If she has any talent for magic, then she'll learn that instead. New party member!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stark_Naked
@girlDog
Cakes are for tenderly loving, not giving away!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lunatick
She's asian.

likme
likme

@Stark_Naked
What if the cake wants to be a "gift" to some young boyish adventurer?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Flameblow
imagine being so triggered by girls

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@girlDog
Murderhobos
Productive members of society
They preform a service by murderhobos, but they don't belong among civilized folks

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Garbage Can Lid
I'm pretty sure not all of them are murder hobos plus it's not like parents are going to give their daughters away to just any random murder hobos

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Flameblow
Then I'm gonna make her my lilypad, cuccboi

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@StonedTime
Looks like I have a deciple to train.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Check its teeth, cleanliness, and health. Find out if it has any saleable skills or has learned any tricks. Feed it and clean it so it's all glossy and healthy looking. Then sell it.

If I wanted a slave, whore, or cook I'd have fucking hired or purchased one already.

This. This is why I don't work for peasants. Now can we please get back to working for someone who doesn't think payment should involve husbandry, husbando, babysitting, or mercantilism.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Emberfire
Oh, then it doesn't really matter, does it?
The campaign's going to come to a crashing halt in like two weeks when the GM moves away; and then, even though it barely got started, you'll spend the next fucking decade crying about it like it was the greatest adventure you'd ever had.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Depends on financial position of our party and resources value in-setting.If we're poor probably sell her to the kikest slave lord.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@LuckyDusty
This is why I don't work for peasants.
Thia user gets it.
A girl/woman is hardly fitting payment for any job worth doing, and any job for which she is fitting payment isn't worth the hassle.
Royalty aside of course. But it is hardly like a king/noble is going to give his daughter to the likes of a lowborn like you.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Harmless_Venom
I'm only crying because your comment hurt. I was just making a joke, and you return with a caustic comment. Besides, does anyone here really trust a GM when they literally throw a female npc at you? This has happened to me on three separate occasions and not once did things turn out well.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead
Feh. Don't work for royalty either. They don't stick to their contracts any better. At least with peasants they're looking up to you instead of down at you when they change the terms.

Peasants also aren't as likely to toss you in chains on a whim either.

Work for the middle. The ones that need work regularly and can pay. The ones that have to pay or never get work done again.

It isn't glamorous but it's buying me a second inn. Maybe a ranch too if I live through the winter.

5mileys
5mileys

all these guys not wanting a waifu
I don't understand.

likme
likme

@GoogleCat
Work for the middle.
I agree with you fully.
My point was the only woman worth it as a reward for a job would be a noble one (and then only because of the trappings that come along with her), and that you were never going to get that promised reward anyway.

It isn't glamorous but it's buying me a second inn.
Nice.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@5mileys
I don't understand.
Get laid a few times, have a couple of relationships, you'll figure it out pretty quickly.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@SniperGod
You must be really attractive to prefer that over waifus.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
asians can have big titties

Soft_member
Soft_member

@haveahappyday
Yeah, you wish you had a carpet that nice. Besides, it's a shawl.

FastChef
FastChef

@Evil_kitten
@kizzmybutt
I hear croaking.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StonedTime
Depends on the species, since you said woman I'll assume she's human. However, a good half the party isn't so they wouldn't be able to impregnate her, which could be a boon or bane depending on preferences. (The goblin MIGHT be able to knock her up, if he really tried, but he's a bit too autistic about warfare, muscles, and 'greek'.)

Humans in party are a female inquisitorial officer (not lesbian), a tank officer, and an elctro-witch(male.) Tank officer is married, so I guess that leaves the electro-witch, unfortunately, he's at best 14, and even that's probably a lie.Technically harems are considered acceptable in segments of our culture, but nobody here's wealthy enough to retain them except the duelist/pilot and he's a beast soldier (it would socially be inappropriate for him to dominate a human that way.)

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Fuzzy_Logic
There's no way you can get two cute traps for one 3dpd.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StonedTime
First off, ask what I'm supposed to do with it.

If I had to keep her I guess she could do chores for the party or whatever. If she was getting in the way or trying some shifty shit I'd just dump her at the nearest town.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@StonedTime
Yeah Uh, Inquistorial Party. Were probley gonna just ship her off to are Radical Xeno Inquistors black site, so she may live her life without fear of the imperium being a cock and possibly find a nice life.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TurtleCat
You aren't going to interrogator her first?
heresy is everywhere

Supergrass
Supergrass

If my GM did this i would have an eye on her all the time. That cunt is probably an assassin.

WebTool
WebTool

@lostmypassword
Radical Ordo Xenos who gives about no shits. And has interragator who acts with out me even commanding him. So yeah shes gonna be interrogated as he leaves the room.

farquit
farquit

Also fucking same image as OP appeard as I refreshed this thread

Bidwell
Bidwell

@WebTool
That is what i like to hear.
Though i have to wonder why he isn't the boss

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StonedTime
Stipend for her, ask her what her skills are, stick her as party manager.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@StonedTime
We sort of had then when i was Dming
The tribal chief the Pcs were negotiating with tried arrange a marriage with his daughter with the ships captain.
The pc was gay so that went weird. luckily the pilot stepped in and picked up the pieces.
on the same planet they they did end up with a couple of refugees, including 1 family and a cranky mute space mutant.

they let the space mutant lounge around and the families worked as extra crewmen

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Bidwell
Hes got less fellowship than a Legion of the Damned. Also he has a reputation for unintelaly getting his Inquistor blamed and the fact he explicitly told me he never wants to be an inquistor. (He has a family and doesn't EVER want them to be involved)

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@FastChef
Yeah, and I'm gonna croak inside her if you know what I mean.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@StonedTime
The party could use a dedicated cook and all around maid, she'll be useful to us.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methnerd
What about a bangmaid?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StonedTime
Free cumrag? Noice. Is she young? Extra value points for the age group of 10-16.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Garbage Can Lid
It's possible

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Booteefool
@kizzmybutt
No offence but can asians really have big breasts without surgery or being overweight?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@haveahappyday
Far better colors though,

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