‘Settlers of Catan’ Movie Adaptation in the Works at Sony

Methnerd
Methnerd

‘Settlers of Catan’ Movie Adaptation in the Works at Sony

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/settlers-of-catan-movie-sony-1202587485/

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Methnerd
sony
This was over before it started.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Methnerd
Why do they have to base it off something that translates terribly to film? They're gonna have to write a whole story anyway, so why not just write one without the the board game? I don't think they're gonna get that many sales from fans of the game.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Cast him

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
Harvey Weinstein

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methnerd
That's not how you use a table, OP

She's supposed to be on her hands and knees.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@RavySnake
Probably the difference between pitching a new idea vs pitching one where you can use the figures from other board game based movies to get people backing it up. Either way @PurpleCharger
has the right idea.

takes2long
takes2long

This wouldn't be a bad short film, but it'd make an awful movie.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@PurpleCharger
AT LEAST ITS NOT

UWE BOLL
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Lunatick
Lunatick

@Methnerd
irish lumberjack main character

askme
askme

@Methnerd
Man, whoever's dealing to the Sony film execs has to share with the rest of the world

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Deadlyinx
At least then it would be amusingly bad. And probably have boob too.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Methnerd
2 hours of non stop 'Wood for Sheep' puns.

TechHater
TechHater

@takes2long
@Methnerd
This is immediately what I thought of.
Are they seriously browsing maori cave painting boards for movie concepts?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Methnerd
Do you Catan?

DeathDog
DeathDog

*BWOOOOOOOM*
"There's too much grain... far too much grain...!"

*BWOOOOOOOM*
"Look at the sun... it's too close...!"

*BWOOOOOOOM*
"They've completed... the longest road!"

*Bwom bwom bwombwombwombwom*
"ahaha... WOOD FOR SHEEP! NOW I get it!"

C A T A N
Summer 2018

Emberburn
Emberburn

@DeathDog
I'd watch it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nojokur
Idris Elba

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methnerd
I bet that it will be in 3d, feature cameos of other boardgames, and be almost just as cringeworthy as the EMOJI movie was.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Methnerd
Having glass in between the table girl and the girl on the couch's feet.
Girl on the couch isn't barefoot
This is all wrong but my dick still agrees.

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