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Techpill

Shitty things edition

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King_Martha
King_Martha

The fact you can choose semblances that are a copy off the actual show's characters' is a bit weird imho. Isn't the point of the cyoa to imagine yourself interacting with them? How are they going to react when they realise you have their semblance?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@King_Martha
people can have the same semblance, the Schnee semblance is hereditary for example

not to mention that you are given yours through magical fuckery anyways

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@King_Martha
@lostmypassword
So if you pick the available semblance, you are related to the character somehow through magic fuckery.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Techpill
@eGremlin
@Fried_Sushi
@viagrandad
@StonedTime
Slut

takes2long
takes2long

I added some new options, reworded pieces and changed around a few costs.
Unless I missed something big I consider it done.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Ignoramus
you are related to the character somehow through magic fuckery.
no, Yang and Adam have the same semblance more or less, no relation between them

its based on personality in most cases, and magic in this one (the being that brings you to remnant gives you one)

Emberburn
Emberburn

@King_Martha
Are they the exact same, though? The show itself has several similar-but-different semblances (Blake vs Sun, for example), common themes that work out differently based on the particular character's style, even among unrelated characters. I'll grant you that the speed one looks a little too close for comfort, though.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@takes2long
I again have to ask about the whole "no godlike powers" and autopilot implementation. Why is it so necessary?

With Role III, you could self-insert as an A-Lister--let's say Superman, since his powerspread is basically everything forbidden.

We can be Superman and we have full agency over what we can do, but in order to actually do any of it we have to zone out and go on autopilot...why? That doesn't actually accomplish anything mechanically, it only makes the experience less enjoyable. Superman is hyperintelligent and has a basic grounding in alien tech, but we don't actually know any of what he'd know. We just know that he would know it, so we can go autopilot/spectator mode and have the character be intelligent before we jump back in. The effect is exactly the same, it's just clunkier and less enjoyable.

Why do this whole song and dance? Is there something I'm missing?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@King_Martha
They'll think "hey, we've got similar semblances, neat". It's not uncommon for people to have similar powers. Like, Neon and Ruby both have speed-boosting semblances, that's not anything weird. Blake and Sun can both summon clones. Yang and Adam both store up energy from attacks hitting them to empower their own (though Yang's is an all-around boost while Adam releases it in single iaido slashes). Emerald and Neo can both cast illusions. It's a big world, you're going to get overlap in semblances.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

/tg/thread/55821505#p55821505

One last dungeon for the road, this one a kitchy novelty dungeon.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@StrangeWizard
Not even a single locked door, much less shittons of fake keys floating around the shop
No way to stop adventurers from sharing the nuances of your dungeon
shit/10

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StrangeWizard
CAPITALISM HO!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

post oc

farquit
farquit

@Fried_Sushi
Maybe it's to preserve your sense of self? Having your thought processes change can change quite a lot of things you might want to keep as they are to still be yourself.

Techpill
Techpill

@Sir_Gallonhead
Literally went ahead and put this together

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Like, imagine choosing to be a million year old character. If you really know all they know then your own life will be just a tiny speck compared to the character's.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PackManBrainlure
Million years of memories would fuck your brain up

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Techpill
Fuck
Pc decided to make two different versions wtf

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Sir_Gallonhead
I can post a WIP n a few hours, that counts as OC, right?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@SniperWish
That hasn't been OC for a long time.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@StrangeWizard
Sword
Revolver
Tank

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@StrangeWizard
Saber + Waifu
Double magic, time for a rescue mission.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
Would you like a headpat?

girlDog
girlDog

@StrangeWizard
Alone
No weapons
All I want in this world, is to punch waifus

massdebater
massdebater

@Sir_Gallonhead
Shh. No OC before I've had my coffee.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@MPmaster
Your offer makes me sad.
Because there will never be an actual headpat.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Sir_Gallonhead
@massdebater
Dumb frogs

DeathDog
DeathDog

Putting up this strawpoll again to hopefully get some more answers.

http://www.strawpoll.me/14130075

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StrangeWizard
@Emberburn
@Nude_Bikergirl
@MPmaster
@girlDog
Can i haz headpats now?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

/tg/thread/55821505#p55821505
The CYOA specifies your dungeon will grow over time as you acquire more DP, so this shows that.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Fried_Sushi
It's mostly an immersion thing for me; I have a hard time seeing the human mind actually grasping the complexities of various powers. To cast a spell or use some special ability I don't necessarily think you need to grasp exactly how they work.

With godlike powers however you can do anything, so you need to understand how everything works as well, and dumping all the complexities of the laws that governs a universe into your head seems extreme. If you on the other hand can use them without understanding them then you could indirectly give yourself all the powers of the other choices making most of the CYOA pointless.

The thing is sort of that the powers become less immersive the more powerful they are, and I find that mostly fine myself. I didn't intend the whole autopilot thing to be completely automatic it's just to handle what's beyond the human mind.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard
Saber
SAS & QCQ
I MUST KILL FAST BUT BULLETS ARE TOO SLOW

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@lostmypassword
*pats your head in the way it counts*

@eGremlin
Fuck off.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@DeathDog
http://www.strawpoll.me/14130075
Repost the CYOA and I'll answer.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StrangeWizard
REVOLER
TANK
SABER

DRIVE ME CLOSER

takes2long
takes2long

@Need_TLC
My copies of the pages are too big.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Techpill
repostan

Name: Otto Schwartz

Path: Born Hunter (90)
Age: 17
Race: Male
Starting location: Beacon Academy: Vale

Semblance: Juggernaut
Gifts: Boundless Strength (70), Endless Energy (50), Unrivaled Agility (30), Aura of Fear (20), Beacon of Ferocity (10)
Talents: Bladesmaster (-20)

Weapons:
Melee (Axe)- (900) "Sever"
Dust Compatibility (800)
Weight Enhancement (750)
Masterwork (650)
Stylish (600)
Dust Infusion (300)

Miscellaneous Items:
Scroll (300)
Armor (200)
Dust Stock x2 (100)
Grappling Hook (0)

Drawbacks:
Outcast (+20 points)

What the future holds:
They Come at Night
The Tournament
The Hounds
Missions
The Tournament: An opportunity to prove ones strength to the whole world. Perfect!
They Come at Night: The cowards skulk and sneak the shadows, but they shall taste cold steel all the same
The Hounds: Protecting a traitor? what imbecile ordered this mission? what do they mean its not optional?

Team:
Lutz Eisenblut
Tian Konpeki
Rouge Le'chance
companions
Lutz: A fellow fighter, albeit unrefined strength. He'll prove himself when needed, he better.
Tian: She may be inexperienced, but there is potential in her- under my guidance she will become a great Hunter.
Rouge: An arrogant haughty snot, shell see just how much better he is soon enough.

Nemesis: Shahor The Ravager
So he thinks HES strong eh? wait till he sees me!

Team: R.O.T.E

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Lord_Tryzalot
I already made that reference you fag

Evilember
Evilember

@takes2long
Not a problem I can solve for you. I don't recall who I picked, and I'm sure many don't. Willing to take another look, but if someone has to go find it it's not going to be me.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Deadlyinx
I don't care about you or whatever you do

WebTool
WebTool

@Need_TLC
Why is she so perfect?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Techpill
Lüster von Sterling
Background: Silver Spoon
Location: Atlas Academy: Atlas
Semblance: Attrition (Juggernaut variant)

Gifts:
Boundless Strength - 20

Talents:
Medic - 30
Engineer - 30

Weapons:
Prosthetic Arms x 2 - 800
Weight Enhancement x 2 - 100
Blaster Augs x 2 - 500

Equipment:
Scroll - 0

Drawbacks:
Hunted - 100
Second Rate - 100

Herr von Sterling has little confidence in his abilities. Less than a year ago he lost one arm in an accident. His family, wealthy investors in the Atlesian military-industrial complex, spared no expense in replacing both the stump and the remaining intact arm. They were eager to test out the latest improvements in robotics and the youngest von Sterling took little convincing.
He agreed, thinking that the new arms would give him more confidence in his abilities. They didn't. In fact, he soon found out that they diminished his aura and semblance. His semblance, which ramped up the power of his strikes as a fight went on, now took much longer to kick in. His aura became pitifully weak and had to be augmented by a built-in generator in his arms, and even that wasn't enough to make up for what he lost.
Regardless, the arms are immensely powerful, striking with the force of a Beringel, and are able to fire energy blasts at range. They are incredibly useful, and that hasn't escaped notice by his family's competitors. Corporate espionage is a thing. So are corporate assassination and kidnapping, interestingly enough. And to be in the defence industry is to live in a cutthroat world where anything goes.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@WebTool
This isn't relevant and getting annoying.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@farquit
@PackManBrainlure
But as it's written, you do that for literally every superhuman ability. Wanna flex that super strength? Time for a VR cutscene. Are you Taylor from Worm? You don't actually control the bugs, you just zone out and they do exactly what they would've done if you could control bugs. Telepathy? Instead of having an actual conversation, you watch yourself having a conversation like it's theater. Harry Potter magic? Too bad, you can't actually cast a single spell--but you can watch as your character does exactly what you would do if you could.

What's the purpose? Clearly, the author has some specific concern in mind.

As for the whole knowledge point, that actually does make sense, nice catch. But I've seen that issue handled better before in ways that don't...strip the fun. One of the ways I've seen this done is that you don't actively know everything the character knows, but you can...well, you can instantly hit up their memory like it's a library as needed and get the facts without attached emotion.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@JunkTop
Isn't that from the CYOA in question?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@iluvmen
Prime hunter material, muscle-headed thug, bully- Otto is all of these things and more depending on who you ask. In truth all of the accusations placed at his door hold merit in some capacity, Otto enjoys conflict- both causing and partaking in it, and is'nt beyond picking on others towards that goal. Although he prefers if his target has some fight in it, the challenge is what makes it fun after all.

Raised from a young age that a Hunter must be pure, untamed strength- the iron to shield the realms of man- Otto was subjected to strict training and harsh discipline, forged into his families vision of a great Hunter. In battle he wields his ancestral greataxe "sever" (although in truth it is closer to a guillotine on a pole) a mighty weapon wielded by his ancestor- a general during the great war. Despite its hefty size and daunting weight Otto wields it with the skill and artistry others might wield a rapier.

A tenacious and stubborn man, Otto never backs down from a challenge- and is always eager to prove himself as strong- often coming off as arrogant and combative to others. Intimidating in both stature and demeanor most keep a wide berth from him, not that he minds what the weak and cowardly think.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@JunkTop
You have so much in common with it.

farquit
farquit

@Fried_Sushi
*pats your head in the way it counts*
No physical headpat was felt. There is no one but me in my room. Your words are false.

massdebater
massdebater

@Supergrass
nope

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@GoogleCat
Ah, that makes sense. Complete sense--makes it all solid, in fact. Is there any chance you could clarify the wording regarding godlike powers and autopilot in the text, 'cuz I'm sure I'm not the only one with that issue.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@massdebater
Oh right it's from a CYOA that is actually good and has decent waifus

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Techpill
Reposting because I forgot to add pic last time.
Isran Malva - 20 - Lynx Faunus
Path: No Past, Strange Land.
Location: Beacon Academy, Vale.
Semblance: Blank Slate - Consonance
Through her melodies and her chants, Malva is able to control small packs of lesser Grimm or a single greater Grimm. She can only exert her control as long as her targets are able to hear her songs.

Gifts:
Beacon of hope (90)
Bastion of Will (80)
Paragon of Beauty (70)
Exemplar of Intelligence (60)

Talents:
Tactician (30)
Medic (0)

Drawbacks:
Fated (400)

Equipment:
Combination (1100)
Silverbeak (Rapier + Violin's Bow)
Custom (600)
Violin.

Upgrades:
Masterwork (500)
Stylish (450)

Items:
Scroll
Survival gear (250)
Armor (150)
Outfit (140)

Challenges:
Deep in the Wild it Stirs
The Father of Death
Light up the Night

Teammates:
Natasha Grunwert
Lapis Sandway
Cerna Von Auric

Foe:
It That Speaks

Malva is quite a peculiar individual. Calm, peaceful and prefers fixing wounds to causing them. Her violin is possibly her most prized possesion, made of painted hardwood with silver accents and strings made from Grimm fur, yet she doesn't seem to recall where she got it from. All she knows is that everytime she plays it, those around her become docile and, if they're Grimm, they even become submissive to her. Humans and faunus are not particularly affected, due to the very nature of the strings. Despite her relaxed demeanor, one thing you can be certain is that she'll be the last to back off from a fight, regardless of the odds.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@farquit
You need to look beyond the physical for the true headpat in your heart.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@farquit
I think he meant to pat your delicate parts since that is the only patting that Really counts

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Evilember
Okay, got them smaller.

After y'all get your minds refreshed, vote in the strawpoll. @DeathDog

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Deadlyinx
I can't do the impossible, I can't see the invisible, I'm not particularly good at rowing, and fighting the power is either too hard or complicated or I just don't know how to do it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stupidasole
But yours will be the drill to pierce the heavens.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@GoogleCat
Just skip to the companions and post a link to his deviantart

girlDog
girlDog

@Stupidasole
Then you'll just have to settle for imperceptible headpats happening to you while you're unaware. Sorry user.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Boy_vs_Girl
@Crazy_Nice
Companions are on pages two and three, so I might as well have started with page one.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Anons i recently bought a skullcandy Crusher Headset and it is fucking mindblowingly good, the bass is literally tickling my ears

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@DeathDog
@Need_TLC
I didn't pick any. I also never actually finished my build, because I could never come up with answers for the questions on page 5, it felt weirder than normal in waifu building.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoQdx8F5nxw

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@DeathDog
Takana

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Poker_Star
Will update the CYOA itself later.

Godlike = Basically having access to every power but with no clear boundaries between one power and another.
Autopilot = Handles parts of actions to make a role being easier to get into, so when casting a spell you may be the one saying the magic words and flicking the wand while the autopilot handles building up the mana and shaping it.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@haveahappyday
Go back in your cave, Tok.

DeathDog
DeathDog

/tg/thread/55821505#p55836405
He's Nowhere near Tok's level of Baiting.
Tok is a Master Baiter.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@DeathDog
I confirm

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BinaryMan
Oddly fitting. I can almost hear Tok in the background.

5mileys
5mileys

@DeathDog
@Booteefool
Tok
Master anything

askme
askme

@Spamalot
It is the ideal music for a thread where people slowly descend into madness

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Carnalpleasure
What gave me away?

Emberburn
Emberburn

>>30245792

Evilember
Evilember

@GoogleCat
I remember I made a magical girl sentai team, so I had several companions. Here are my reactions going through now, though I confess I don't know why it's important.

I will add my "yes"es to the strawpoll.

Symbi: No; Skipped past ridiculous breasts
Angela: No; I don't like mind-fuckery
Star: No. Cute enough, shitty perks.
Jean: No. Ok, but insufficiently cute.
Hylie. No. too skinny.
Celeste: Yes. Attractive proportions, cute, good personality, good perks.
Boxxy: Yes. Good skills and independence; attractive.
Cecelia: No. Close call, because perk 2 is great, but not a fan of stoners.
Morticia: No. Boring perk, uninspiring picture.
Bliss: Yes. Partly because top tier author, but useful perks and cute.
Athena: No. Absurd breast size.
Minuet: No. Don't like mind-fuckery.
Jane: No, absurd breast size
Makise: Yes. Attractive, cute, great magical girl.
Zoey: Breasts are at least human-sized, if very very large, but not otherwise inspired by her.
Beri: No, slimegirls are trash.
Wynne: Yes. Perk 2 is one of the most abusable things on here. Erasing news reports or propaganda. Clone thing is pretty cool. Cute.
Achelle: No; ugly picture. I'm shallow.
Callie: No Eh, fine, but not inspiring.
Vixine: Yes; cute, like her personality
Rose: No, stupid alien breasts
Aki: No. If it was the pic shown, maybe, but stats say "34F" breasts. Look back and forth between those stats and the pic.
Shiroma: No, loli
Andrea: No, psycho
Shana: Yes, one of my favorites. I want to be friends with her.
Hera: No, high maintainance brain problem.
Dorothy: Yes; perks are great, cute.
Enoki: No, too slutty for me.

WebTool
WebTool

55838572
Nobody else would bother saving your shitpost.
Not even gonna give a (You) now that it's confirmed.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Playboyize
You are always around after all

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@viagrandad
Obviously the ring, because independence and purpose is more crucial to identity than genitals.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StrangeWizard
Nice. I liked all the dungeon images from the last thead and wish I could do one, but my computer is busted and I am not going to even attempt doing on on a phone.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@LuckyDusty
I would normally agree, but i really don't want to be a woman

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evilember
but not a fan of stoners
The fuck we do to you?
We just wana chill.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Illusionz
Where is that gif even from

girlDog
girlDog

@Illusionz
We just wana chill.
And you're welcome to do so... over there.
If I'm choosing a friend or a romantic partner, I'll pass.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@VisualMaster
Fuck...

This made me nostalgia way too hard.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@girlDog
Fair enough m8. I'll be here blazed off my ass looking for the perfect show.

Evilember
Evilember

Best CYOA coming through

Flameblow
Flameblow

@lostmypassword
it's Bunraku, trust me

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@AwesomeTucker
Imagine an alien race where the females look like human males (if that's what you wanted as well), are capable of expelling their gametes (similar to human male ejaculation), and whose female gametes interact with human female gametes in a sufficiently similar manner as human male gametes do (i.e. resulting in fertilization of the human female gamete).

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Evilember
Also another version, both are pretty good to be honest

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I challenge anyone here to make @Evilember
any worse.

Oh wait, you can't. It's impossible. Even pasting pictures of turds onto it in ms paint wouldn't do a thing.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TalkBomber
That's pretty smart, thanks for the tip

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@eGremlin
This one is much better.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@AwesomeTucker
Not creating a hardlight strapon
Not just using spacetech to become https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XX_male_syndrome
Not changing your species to a green-space-babe type where 'women' have thick, meaty ovipositors and fight for dominance in between hunting for food, while 'men' internally fertilize the eggs and nurture the offspring
Not doing one of the above for all the other Star Sapphires
Not just making your obsession be to end the rings' sexism

Bidwell
Bidwell

@StrangeWizard
You've got a theory right there man, why don't you go ahead and prove it?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
literally the only real option

FastChef
FastChef

@takes2long
Okay then,

Entry: Standard
Role: Level 3 (-4 points)
World Management: Casual (-5 points)
Miscellaneous: Unlimited memory (-1 point); Fast Forward (-2 points); Digital Transfer (-1 point); Real world communication (-2 points); I never want to go home (+5 points)

At first I thought the link with the real world would be important to get new fiction but there is no reason why fiction made in the fictional worlds wouldn't work too. I kept it just to catch up with things happening and family and stuff.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Playboyize
As always

Method
Broken Doll

Tomes
De Vermis Mysteriis (15)
Celaeno Fragments (5)
Pnakotic Manuscripts (-10)
The King in Yellow (-20)

Powers & Gods
Elder Sign- Mage Sign
Cthulhu- Pyschic Link
Dagon- Tidal Manipulation
Nyarlhotep- Thousand Faces
Cthugha- Pyromancy
Shub-Niggurath- Incarnation
Hastur- Burst Dash
Yog-Sothoth- Binary Summoning
Atlach-Nacha- Dreamer's Respite

Insanity
Unconscious Troubles
Dark Days
Amygdal Erosion

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TalkBomber
Not @whereismyname

Try to drive a tank through a wall, and your folks are as good as dead.

askme
askme

@Playboyize
Inside of the box:
A lifelike Broken Doll

Tomes:
The King in Yellow (15)
Celaeno Fragments (5)
Hastur/ Nyarlahotep/ Cthulhu/ Atlach-Nacha/ Elder Signs

Powers:
Mage Sign
Psychic Link
Thousand Faces
Burst Dash
Dreamer's Respite

"I'm afraid I'm not one for conflict myself. Staining my hands with this sort of work... truly unthinkable. Besides, I'd rather stay sane, thank you very much."

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Bidwell
I just did. You're welcome.

Methshot
Methshot

@Evilember
@eGremlin
Eldar GF
This is not a CYOA since there is no actual choice.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@viagrandad
I don't get the appeal of spider girls. Aside from the fact spiders don't reproduce through penetration, with where the vagoo is located you wouldn't be able to touch any of the girl parts while fucking. It's basically bestiality.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Methshot
Looks like the commisar may want a word with you

w8t4u
w8t4u

Hey, can someone post art of a bow, preferably just the bow but I could stand for someone holding it. I feel like I've been looking for ages but just can't find one.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@eGremlin
Both are pretty good
You have been pulled into 40k
Pretty good
Fuck no

viagrandad
viagrandad

@w8t4u
Are you looking for any particular kind of bow?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Stupidasole
hey look at it this way, at least now you know the universe really is just a stupid joke

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
I'm not about to sperg out, but would you consider not doing this please

askme
askme

@Methshot
I mean eldar GF is obviously the wrong one

Now if there was a choice to get with one of the chaos gods then that would be more of a CYOA

Firespawn
Firespawn

@viagrandad
Just one not to over designed, but distinguishable.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Stupidasole
Don't believe in your own headpat, then. Believe in the headpatting me who's headpatting you.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Sharpcharm
Its the idea of being tide up in her web and being her property. The domination of it is what makes them good

Same goes for alot of other monster girls

farquit
farquit

@GoogleCat
Can someone tell me all the hidden ways to keep dick in this? Ive been looking over it for a while and i cant think of any contrived bullshit options or combinations that would let you keep ya dicc

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sharpcharm
Personally, I just like the personality traits associated with them. Not the dominance thing, not really my style, but the ones I can think of are very confident, have a dark style, with a pronounced sensuality (and bust) designed to contrast with the spider parts.

Inmate
Inmate

@farquit
keep dick
yuri CYOA
I think you're missing the basic point here.

idontknow
idontknow

@Firespawn
Yeah, not many people tend to draw art of just a bow by itself, I guess. Which makes sense.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@farquit
hidden ways to keep dick
You have at least three holes you can tuck it away in now, user.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Evil_kitten
Glad I could do that for you.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SniperWish
tfw you’re responsible for some of these things
Feelsgoodbadman

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Inmate
Me not getting the point isnt the point. I was just curious about the mechanics involved with it. Its a puzzle and its bugging me that i cant find the solution that anons have claimed they have found.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@idontknow
@w8t4u

If it comes down to it, I'll probably use this and I might crop it a bit.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Boy_vs_Girl
Was just looking at Ranger CYOA, but the art he uses for bows isn't great.

(Is Feathersnake around anymore?)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Playboyize
If I pick an item, of which prolonged use causes psychosis, would the immortality impart any protection against that?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
Bows are a PITA,, they're long and skinny so getting one that nicely fits a square image box is a nightmare.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Sir_Gallonhead

World of Wolfram...I think.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SniperWish
I was wondering when we'd get one of these.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

What does /cyoag/ think of text based CYOAs? Does anyone care or read them?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Techpill
Is RWBY actually worth watching?

askme
askme

@Carnalpleasure
Never seen this one before. Neat

Inmate
Inmate

@Methshot
I know, right? Who the fuck would choose having an eldar bitch at you 24/7 over having your own stompa? There's just no contest.
Ork Stompa
Stomps gits
Conquers worlds
Comfy after-fight theater plays with god-tier barbecue, beer, and mushroom burgers
Can use your modern day knowledge to create an ork fast food chain, becoming the third orkish deity
The psychic gestalt of all the frier and psychadelic yet rustic mushroom grease grants you the power to enslave any material creature to your whims
Enslave the c'tan, offering meaty goodness to the necrons
Forcefeed meatloaf to the stupid vegan tau, their idealogy distorted into doing everything for the greater burger, their virgin starving communist tastebuds blasted full of flavor by the power of orkish homecooking
Krump the weedy kroots, putting them into a stew and serving kroot legs for exorbitant amounts of gubbinz to the salamanders because they need it desperately but can't let the inquisition know their geneseed flaw
Bait the tyranids into a volcano planet and knock them into orbit with huge dynamte filled fuck-you asteroids, repeat bumpkin space-fishing as many times as necessary
Sell excess food to the imperium for loot, use loot to get more bug-eyed aliens to use in fast food or sell fast food to
Kill tzeentch with unchanging fries and staple foods
Kill khorne by using up the galaxy's supply of skulls in stews
Kill slaanesh because making a profit demands portioning and not excess
Kill nurgle with sodium overdose
Slake the laughter of thirsting gods with orka-cola
Laugh yourself as all races become little more than burger makers and consumers, your rule solidified for eternity as an endless tide of greasy green fast-food chains consumes the universe
Eldar GF:
Shits crystals
dat's it
If there's anybody with an IQ over 80 that would choose having some prissy xeno bitch over a stompa, I'll eat my hat.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Stark_Naked
Well Travaller is all text.

Techpill
Techpill

@w8t4u
No, it's mediocre at best.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@w8t4u
Depends on taste. It can be fun, but don't expect to much from it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Playboyize
Second and probably last time refining my build.

Options: Your Power (Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (Cab Driver), Your House (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Dovahgolt)), Your Option (Your Power (Your House)

OR

Options: Your House (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Dovahgolt)), Your Item (Overlord Vol.03 – The Bloody Valkyrie (Ouroboros)), Your Option (Your Item (Your Universe))

On one hand, "YOU FUCKING LOSE". On the other, I'd be able to cast infinitely what is basically a request to God to do near whatever I want. Dovahgolt is a cheat house with literally every item in the game and then some. Includes Miraak and Sanguine as companions.

https://youtu.be/V67Pn35aQSM

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@w8t4u
They're still streaming it on twitch, volume 4. You can pop in and see how awful the visuals, voice acting and story is.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@askme
Everything by Feathersnake is pretty great. Google "feathersnake cyoa" or check out the pastebin.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Sir_Gallonhead
Maike Jüttendonk, high elf.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Evilember
as always
craftworld gf
go full pic related for soulstones

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Techpill
@eGremlin
@Fried_Sushi
@viagrandad
@StonedTime

Your Path

No Past, Strange Land

Memory loss is to be tolerated only for the minimum time possible

The New You
Male Human, 16yrs

Starting Location

Beacon Academy

Semblance

Blank Slate

Brave and Default basically - I can stay still in a defensive posture to charge the ability to make several moves in the time it would take to make one.

Gifts

Bastion of Will
Exemplar of Intelligence
Flawless Memory

I know I didn't give myself any combat skills, but seeing as I'm going to a school that teaches combatants for a combat heavy profession with combat boosting super powers, I figure I can learn as I go.

Talents

Blademaster
Infiltrator

These'll give me a nice boost. Some basic starting combat skills, and a sweet little stealth niche.

Equipment

Combination

A sword/sheath; hilt enters sheath and sheath expands, blade folds backwards and a point extends, and BAM! I have a spear.

Dust Combatibility

Erupts from jets on sides of blade to suddenly change directions mid-swing or alternatively to empower

Extra Form

Sheath becomes crossbow that launches spearhead as a single massive bolt. As this is a single shot, I am envisioning something with commensurate power.

Masterwork
Weight Enhancement
Melee Weapon

Additional Sword to continue fighting after launching bolt

Masterwork
Stylish

Miscellaneous items

Scroll
Dust Stock
Outfit x5 - one bitching suit, three general wear, one chuuni as all fuck

What The Future Holds...

They Come at Night
The Stand
The Father of Death

Your New Team

Fuck choosing a new team, I'll go through the ceremony like everyone else, and more than likely fuck up canon six ways.

Foes
"The Crimson Shadow"

So yeah, intelligent, never back down. In combat, multiple attack styles, and after abandoning my bulky weapon temporarily I pull out another that is considerably lighter and become even more awesome.

I think I'm pretty well set.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@DeathDog
Answered. I had a total of 7 though. Picked mostly for fetishes/personality/appearance but a couple for powers.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
Anstien Towdam

No Past, Strange Land
Human, age 17
Beacon Academy
This is the main-character zone, right?
Force of Nature: Kinetic energy/gravity
Basically telekinesis, except that I can be a right bastard with it.

Beacon of Hope
Bastion of Will
Exemplar of Intelligence
Unrivaled Agility
Endless Energy
Tactician

Prosthetic
Masterwork
ROCKETU PAWNCH

Auto-Targeter
Motorbike
Because badass and why the fuck not.

Deep in the Wilds it Stirs
Light Up The Night
The Father of Death

Lapis Sandway
Dawn Myanma
Giles D. Eddinger

I PUNCH.
I PUNCH GUD.
I am also educated, because punching doesn't mean I can't appreciate the finer things in life.

idontknow
idontknow

I FOUND GOOD ART, I can even crop it to just ahve the bow and minimal person/

Finally I felt like I was looking for so long @w8t4u
. and for future reference I looked up "arrow" on artstation and all that instead of bow, bowman, bow n' arrow.

Methshot
Methshot

@farquit
@Crazy_Nice
One's the same solution as for @viagrandad

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@w8t4u
Pros
entertaining action sequences
pretty good waifus
very low commitment, being available on YouTube and requiring no thought to enjoy
Jaun

Cons
fight scenes have no emotional weight
fights have no strategic depth, just a bunch of flips to bootleg Paramore
babby tier lore
Blake
poor world building, furries claim to be oppressed but no proof is ever shown beyond one guy who's an asshole to everyone.
created by and for the kind of faggots who us play by post high school roleplays
soundtrack is lifeless and and amateurish, sounds like the shit emo girls had on their myspace
obnoxious delusional tumblr fanbase
obnoxious waifu obsessed Veeky Forums fanbase
shit production values
voiced by secretaries
boring high school drama

4.5/10, avoid if you have taste

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evilember
slimegirls are trash
Your taste is trash.

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
Do you like tropes? If so, it's a a fun little guilty pleasure.

Otherwise it's only worth watching as a lesson in how plot and pacing warp in response to minimalist episode length.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Evilember
slimegirls are trash

massdebater
massdebater

@BinaryMan
Batman villains aren't the kinds of folks you want to share fetishes with, user.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@massdebater

Harley is my fetish

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Stark_Naked
if you're too lazy to add pictures, you're p r o b a b l y too lazy to write anything interesting

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked
It depends... is there a good reason for it to be text or are you just sick of image hunting?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SniperWish
Perfect

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Methnerd
You and every other nerd. It almost doesn’t even count anymore there’s so many of you, especially after that god forsaken movie

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@happy_sad
You and every other nerd. It almost doesn’t even count anymore there’s so many of you, especially after that god forsaken movie

What movie?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Where's Highlander gone?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Sharpcharm
ask you're mum

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sharpcharm
DEAD

massdebater
massdebater

@Stark_Naked
I like them, at least when they're relatively simple (Pick X number out of these choices, pick 1 from each section, etc). They don't work for lengthy point-buy stuff though.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Lunatick
@GoogleCat
What if I can't find images to represent what I want in the CYOA?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sharpcharm
Sleeping with the father of the skeletons. One day they will awake.

Methshot
Methshot

@Carnalpleasure
Wild Hunter meets my preferences best.

Greatcloak with enchantments of strength, life, and lightning. Non-magical things may be obtained later. Warm, and solves some major human weakness. I'd like to get a power staff and a longsword and a composite bow as well, but coming across standard useful items in the future is a lot more likely than coming across badass magical items.

I get shapeshifting free, so I'll pick the great bear, the barn owl, and a salmon.
Invisibility is generally OP, and it makes my cloak even magicker. Healing vapors seem very nice. Oakflesh enhances my inevitability.

@Evilember
No companions because wild hunt.

The cat seems like a nice choice.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Dreamworx
you suffer

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Evilember
Symbi: No; Skipped past ridiculous breasts
I got just the cyoa for you then

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Techpill

Connor Remington

Path: No Past, Strange Land
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Race: Fanus [Wolf]
Location: Mistral

Semblance: Eye of Chronos

Gifts:
Intelligence
Will
Precision
Agility
Tricketers Guile

Talents:
Infiltrator
Tracker

Equipment:
Ranged [Sniper Rifle]
Collapsible
Dust Compatibility
Master Work

Ranged Weapon [PDW]

Items:
Auto-Targeter:
Dust-Stock
Grappling Hook

Drawbacks:
Fated

Events:
They Come at Night
The Hounds
Deep in the Wilds It Stirs

Teammates
Zrui E'Bardhe
Qara Volchiza
Cerna Von Auric

Foes:
Lady of Thorns

Likes:
Pretty Girls, guns, and food

Dislikes:
The Lady of Thorns, chocolate, and bad smells

Connor woke up one day in the middle of the woods with two guns in his hands and a massive blank space where his memory should be. From what little he could remember he was a hunter. Connor went around the continent hunting criminals and grimm until he got on the wrong side of one of Elizabeth's many plots. Not willing to deal with the Lady of Thorns, Connor ran away to the safest place he could think of, Haven Academy.

Connor is a wolf type fanus with enhanced senses, making him an expert hunter. He prefers to use his sniper rifle to deal with his opponents from far away, but he always carries a PDW for the occasional close encounters. Connor's semblance gives him the ability to see future possibilities, making it almost impossible to dodge his bullets. He's even used his semblance to shoot bullets out of the air.

Despite the restrictions and the rules, Connor does enjoy acadamy life and working with his fellow hunters. And being in a team filled with pretty Fanus girls certainly does make things even better. Team CQCZ is a more stealthy black ops type team. All members are well versed with stealth and subterfuge. Qara finds the info, Connor tracks down the prey, then team tear their quarry to pieces. Zrui and Cerna strike hard and fast up close while Zrui and Connor stay behind and provide support.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@RavySnake
"YOU FUCKING LOSE"
Not if I'm an archmage.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Dreamworx
You do what every other CYOA author has ever done.

girlDog
girlDog

@PackManBrainlure
old WoD > new WoD

viagrandad
viagrandad

@kizzmybutt
What movie?

Probably Suicide Squad.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@GoogleCat
Voted.

Also, the build:
Girl
Bust: Normal
Butt: Big
Thighs: Feminine
Height: Amazon [15]
Skin: Dark
Chubbiness: Healthy
Fitness: Fit
Libido: Receptive
Sensitivity: Responsive
Culture: Multicultural
Parents: F/M
Opinion: Indifferent
Economic: Well Off [10]
Setting: Respectable, Equal Gender College
Subject Focus: Wizardry
Clubs: Veeky Forums, Vidya, Supernatural Study, Swordfighting Club. [25]

Companions: Hylie, Celeste, Makise, Achelle, Rose [50]

Power Sources: Traditional Mana, Spiral Power

Powers:
Body: Height, Epidermal [15]
Mental: Libido Enchantment, Infallible Inspiration, [25]
Energy: Gravity, Barrier [30]
Conjuration: Textile, Clone [15]
Spacetime: Warp Bubble [15]

All the companions are into Veeky Forums shit, so we all play and Hylie GM's most of the time. Hopefully, long Veeky Forums sessions are enough for Achelle's aura to transfer to us. Makise and I fight for love and justice together.

I have no idea what'll happen romantically. I'm probably going to set up Celeste with Achelle, since their kinks mostly match. Will fool around with Rose to get her power, but I dunno if that will pan out in the end. Hylie is the most likely end, though I guess there's a slim chance that I could rope Rose, Makise, and Hylie into a poly thing. Makise is into harems, so she's probably down, plus I'm a magical girl. Rose's size power probably twigs her transformation thing. Hylie loves dark girls, and that's me, and Rose to a lesser extent. Rose loves size difference and both the other girls are shorties compared to her, and she's a shorty to me. She also loves cyber-themed girls and that's something both Makise and Hylie cover.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Dreamworx
@Methnerd
Disgusting.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Carnalpleasure
@Evilember
Pretty fucking neat.

Wild Hunter
There's literally no downside to this in my opinion.
Items
Long Bow
Greatcloak
Enchantment of Lightning 2x (One applied to the cloak, the other to the long bow)
Magic
Arrow Storm, Celestial Arrow and Invisibility.
I can shapeshift into bear, mouse and a pidgeon.
animal companions
Pegasi, so i can combo longbow + lightning enchantment + celestial arrow + arrow storm from the sky.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@PackManBrainlure
Get out of here, you asswipe.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@viagrandad

Thanks for explaining. The only thing I used to watch were the old shows and animated movies

Emberfire
Emberfire

@cum2soon
That's not comforting in the slightest.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@girlDog
Sucks it has a terrible gaming system.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Fried_Sushi
I'd say it goes for just about all monster girls.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Methnerd
This is my fetish.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Dreamworx
This is heresy of the highest order.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Evilember
Andrea: No, psycho
Shit taste she just wants a friend and would be more than willing to be a hero if you wanted her to

JunkTop
JunkTop

@farquit
The most you can get is a magical space dildo with tactile feedback.

Honestly better than a dick, to be quite honest with you famalam.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BlogWobbles
I just like the idea of a sexually forward, exotic-looking girl.
Laziness =/= submissiveness.

Methshot
Methshot

@Evilember
It makes me happy that people are able to find it easy to choose like 5 or so companions out of the whole list. It means I made them all sufficiently different from each other (though I cheated and mostly gleaned the writing from peoples' real lives).

Nonetheless, I'm happy that everyone seems unique enough, and I'm happy that you like Shana, also. I actually made her as a laser-designated waifu meant to target a friend of mine specifically. I suppose that means I was able to make a good girl.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Garbage Can Lid
Why do you think I made it?

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
Someone sounds a little mad because he's not part of the master race

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BlogWobbles
I like the idea of a strong powerful woman, who I can dominate and make submit to me.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@DeathDog
@Evilember
I'll copy your action and list my own reactions:
Symbi: Maybe. I like the tits, but I don't think I could handle her hobbies and shit taste in the East-West divide.
Angela: Yep. Seems like a lovable, reliable person and will be useful at converting straight girls
Star: Yes. Tease me, please. May get annoying, but that's ok.
Jean: Yeah. Kinda standoffish but the hobbies make up for it.
Hylie: Yes. How could you not vote for this little bundle of sunshine?
Celeste: Yeah. Seems like a wonderful person to have as a friend, and that perk is unbeatable.
Boxxy: Pass. Wouldn't get along, probably. Too fatalistic-looking.
Cecilia: No. Stoner. Would get annoying.
Mortica: Sure. A real cutie and in general a good connection to have.
Bliss: Yes. I want to hug her.
Athena: I want her to sit on my face, so yes.
Minuet: Na. Not bad, but feels like a hassle to be with.
Jane: Na. Could be ok, but seems a little basic.
Makise: Yes. Cute magical girl with tech skills.
Zoey: A cute, interesting option, but ultimately very "eh, whatever." Sure.
Beri: Yep. How is that a question?
Wynne: Yeah. A breath of fresh air compared to the baseline average companion.
Achelle: Sure. Same category as Wynne, but I don't like her quite as much. Good perks though.
Callie: Nah. Good girl, but not for me.
Vixine: Yep. Cute and level-headed.
Rose: Unfair. That's me. I'd be good with me.
Aki: Duh. That's my waifu. Of course.
Shiroma: Maybe. Interesting, but ultimately I'd feel bad if I got her into something that was bad for her.
Andrea: A very resounding "maybe." A mixed bag, really. I like her loyalty.
Shana: She's cute but would make me feel inferior. Maybe.
Hera: Yes. I want to hug her and make her feel loved.
Dorothy: I want her to exist so I can observe her, but she's too much for me. Pass.
Enoki: Yep. Gimme. Make me a woman, Enoki.
Eryn: Meh. Sure.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@w8t4u
I think its kinda fun to watch

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Stupidasole
Jaun
Pro of the series
pick one

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@King_Martha
No. Stoner. Would get annoying.
Y'all chillin with the wrong smokers.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@PackManBrainlure
Doesn't matter. Caine wins. You lose.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@ZeroReborn
I like him, he's the Usopp of their group

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Stupidasole
off by one

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Nojokur
Usopp
You know what I can respect that opinion

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@w8t4u
I smiled

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Well, put this on the list of things I wasn't expecting to see today.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StrangeWizard
Language:Japanese
???

Emberburn
Emberburn

@StrangeWizard
What in the everloving fuck

WebTool
WebTool

@StrangeWizard
not using ex
You gay son?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@WebTool
Actually wanting to see loli/shota
I don't think it's him that's gay...

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_Girl
Man the more I think about it the more I want to delay meeting my waifu and have a long relationship with Athena. At least through college. In our dorm I make a special queening chair and while she plays video games all night I am softly eating her out. Inside the chair I set up a holder for a phone or an ipad mini or something and read my homework on it while I work away.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Where is the CYOA that lets me turn into a powerful Kitsune and construct a shrine right out in public to collect worship, with eclectic options like "foxgirl maid cafe," "arcade/Internet cafe," and "martial arts dojo?"

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Lunatick

STATS_ALTERPER

Max out my lowest 3 stats, ignoring ones that cause obvious problems

DEFY_APOPTOSIS
CONSOLE_PSTATS

STATS_ALTERPER gives me some wiggle room with the console stat changer and I'll use my eternal youth to find a cure for cancer or failing that, figure out how to exploit the console to render cancer's probability/effects nil. I have plenty of time to figure it out and the ability to modify my intelligence toward that end.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@StrangeWizard
I created my own adventure and had a dream last night where I was a giant 1000ft lesbian fighting ISIS

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StrangeWizard

Saber, Your waifu. I don't see how we lose this given we have bullet negating sword that people don't really have an answer to....

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

/tg/thread/55821505#p55835673
Setting System

Girl Genius. Hopefully you all like mad science! Especially if your biggest complaint about the series was the drawing style, because now it's going to blow every period of art in history out of the water.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Playboyize
Implement:
Doll

Tomes:
Necronomicon (-20)
+Yog-Sothoth
+Shub-niggurath
+Cthulhu

Liber Ivonis (-10)
+Ithaqua
+Atlach-Nacha

The King in Yellow (-10)
+Hastur
+Nyarlathotep

Light and Darkness (-5)
+Elder Sign

-20 total sanity

Powers:
Mage Sign
Psychic Link
Thousand Faces
Incarnation
Burst Dash
Cryomancy
Binary Summoning
Dreamer's Respite

Insanity:
Unconscious Troubles
Dark Days
A Darker Half

I'll shoot for an Administrator or Detective job with the Templars. I might qualify for being an Enforcer (or at least my Doll might) but I doubt I have the drive and mental fortitude for it personally. Though with that 5x human strength and toughness, magic blocking shield, regeneration, super speed and freezing blasts she'll be a hell of a combatant. The shapeshifting and mind reading would still give us the ability to be damn good detective.
For my Doll's personality I'll give give her all the personality traits available. So she'll be protective of me, fully sapient, equip with basic knowledge & good interpersonal skills, fond of kids, mischievous (I'll encourage her to do it in playful manner), sharp & witty, into cuddling (constantly) and romantically interested in me. While I'll give her some suggestions I like I'll let her choose her own name.
Given her personality traits she's almost certain going to want to pursue a relationship with me which I won't object to. I might get some odd looks from people but I'm sure we can sway people we know into agreeing it's not THAT weird since she is a real person, she was just born differently.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Techpill
This is a good non-boobs CYOA.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Methnerd
That last panel.
Saying that the person who came closer than almost any one else to actually killing batman.
Multiple times.
Because her crush was obsessing over him more than her.
They done fucked up.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@GoogleCat
What about the paranormal maniac?

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
pros
-fight choreography/animation is mostly good
-jaun
-roman
-cute girls

cons
-tropey
-some of the VA is shit (cinder, blake)
-some animations are shit
-production value is low

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Techpill
No Past, Strange Land
Name: Ash
Age: 17
Race: Human
Location: Vale
Semblance: Blank Slate - ??? (honestly isn't important to the build)
Gifts:
Bastion of Will (10)
Exemplar of Intelligence (10)
Trickster's Guile (20)
Talents:
Engineer (30)
Hacker (30)
Equipment: (930 Total, 70 Remaining)
Scroll (free)
Armor (100)
Dust Stock (50)
Auto-Targeter (200)
Outfit x3 (30)
Survival Gear (50)
Weapon: (500)
Ranged (200)
Dust Compatability (100)
Weight Reduction (50)
Collapsible (50)
Masterwork (100)
Events:
The Hounds
They Come at Night
The Tournament
Team:
Lapis Sandway
Zelena Berda
Dawn Mnyama
Foe: The Lady of Thorns

Team Name: DAZL
This team is all face, except Dawn. I wish I had a better picture but this waif will have to do.

Emberburn
Emberburn

/tg/thread/55821505#p55836104
/tg/thread/55821505#p55836204
Reminder that Vlad Tepes was actually raised by the Ottoman Sultan and that's why he had such a hatred for the Ottomans. Vlad's greatest rival on the Ottoman side, Radu, was actually his brother who was also raised by the Sultan, yet unlike Vlad he converted to Islam and threw himself fully into the Ottoman cause. When Vlad initially returned to Walachia, it was by the leave of the Sultan who was sending him to be his puppet ruler and ally who would eventually bring it into the fold of the empire. It was only once Vlad had betrayed them utterly to defend the cause of Christianity multiple times that they gave up on this, and sent Radu to kill him and take his place. Vlad won and lost several times against his brother and other Ottomans, until eventually his allies sold him out for personal greed for land and left him without troops to be defeated by his brother Radu. Vlad fled, hoping to get back to potential allies and convince them to mount a defense, but they took him prisoner and executed him to suck up to the Ottomans. With Vlad dead, they appointed Radu to rule Walachia and brought it into the Ottoman Empire. And the greedy morons who betrayed Vlad were ousted by the Empire.

Vlad's entire life reads like a fucking novel.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Inmate
god-tier barbecue, beer, and mushroom burgers
orcs
non -poisonous cooking/cooking in general
pick one

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@idontknow
-jaun
pro
Choose one and only one. He took the place of someone who deserved his spot at the academy by forging his papers and his ineptitude got one of his teammates killed.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@VisualMaster
He took the place of someone who deserved his spot at the academy by forging his papers
and? it led to him having more character development than the entirety of team RWBY

got Pyrrha killed
Pyrrha got Pyrrha killed, they were up against an opponent who the smartest man in the room told them to run from- and then she goes in solo and in secret because she feels responsible/like she has to

StonedTime
StonedTime

post intellectual oc

Evilember
Evilember

@GoogleCat
I FUCKING LOVE THE HIGH FIVE HANDS

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Skullbone
This team is all face
you know you are meant to be monster hunters, right? cant exactly talk the nuckelavee into going away

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Supergrass
Cute foxgirl builds a maid cafe
That's fucking cheating.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
If you're not cheating, you're not trying.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@MPmaster
Why kill monsters. Why not love them instead.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@iluvmen
because they intrinsically want to kill anything with souls (humans, faunus, animals)

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Emberburn
Maybe they're just misunderstood

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@iluvmen
Because Cinder will never be your waifu and she's going to make all the monsters do monsterous things.

5mileys
5mileys

@Supergrass
Would one of the options be creating a CYOA based on foxgirls and shrines, and distributing it over the internet to gain worshippers? You can't fool me,
trickster spirit.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Need_TLC
Cinder
Is she the one who's voice actress got fired for being a bitch?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@StrangeWizard
Alone
Supernatural Agility and CQC ability
Saber
Not Grorious Nippon Katana
Mostly for the bullet deflecing

The only waifus I need is the army between me and my senpai.

Once this is over my family will be safe and I'll have my own psycho schoolgirl waifu harem to train into my own combat squad.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@SomethingNew
This picture makes me feel wrong

Evilember
Evilember

@TreeEater
Because the mangaka died?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SomethingNew
Why is f.a.m autocorrected to senpai?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Firespawn
Because it's funny desu.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Firespawn
Because we don't want the twitter audience.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Evilember
You just made me sad again

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

WHERE IS ZBG

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StrangeWizard
He was never going to finish it anyway.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StrangeWizard
Today is a day of mourning. You should feel sad.

5mileys
5mileys

@Firespawn
The wordfileters are as ever to stop people from spamming things, and it was being spammed at one point, along with two other things that I don't remember but know they get filtered to desu and baka, ultimately turning the phrase that was being spammed into, I think, "baka desu senpai".

idontknow
idontknow

@Spamalot
F

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Spamalot
At least he died with his waifu in his final moments, would the same hold true for any of us?

Methshot
Methshot

@Evilember
The mangaka of HOTD didn't die, you idiot! The author did. The Mangaka is still alive and drawing.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Carnalpleasure
@Evilember
Now, this one definitely tickling my autistic sense.

Sharpshooter
Free 1 weapon enchantment
Free 1 poison
Free 1 companion

Items
1. Bow
Weapon Enchantment: Lightning (free)
Poison: Numbing (free)
2. Greatcloak
3. Armor Enchantment: Life
4. Amulet

Numb is useful to subdue and slowing enemy down. Poison of suffering is bad for hunting animal for food, as their meat will decrease in quality due to stress. Rage may make some target even more dangerous. Delay took too long to take effect.

Magic:
1. Celestial arrow - Free
2. Arrow Storm

Companions
1. Sabrina - Fairy
2. Rwyreth - Tanker

Sabrina can use potent magic and can fly. Rwyreth is immortal.

Animal Companion (Plus one slot bonus from sharpshooter)
1. Pegasi

Shooting non-stop barrage of self-aim true shot poisoned arrows at lightning speed from far distance in the atmosphere while riding Pegasi, immune to magic due to amulet, self-healing over time. Sabrina shoot magic along from distance and Rwyreth can go solo tanking.

Having a small but energetic yet crazy fairy around can make things at least not boring while guarding the silent forest, in comparison to Rwyreth who is a neet forester.that talk nothing but the forest. But because he knows so much about it, he probably can teach me around which part has delicious forages like mushroom, berries, and other edible veggies.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Methnerd
Harley is my fetish

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@GoogleCat
Can I cum on the gargoyles?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@viagrandad
Anyone have the picture for Giles?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Dreamworx
Draw your own sufficiently descriptive scribblings instead.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Stark_Naked

Upgrades Self: What others have , Legacy of Siegel and Shuster, Stenvenson's nightmare, Beyond bowman, Atma-Samyama, Tardigrade (-6)

Self Flaws: Eyes of Ibad: Human blood

Companionship upgrades: Ta Erôtikê, Élan Vital, Prelude to war, Berlatier gifts, Hypnopaedia and soma, Fantasy, Runje Run Run.

Companionship flaws: Shen and Emet, The evil of Fruit, Main character syndrome, Self-starter, Behind temptation, Role Reversal Playing, La Pombe Funèbre, Himero´s diversion.

Property upgrades: One small step, Silver hacthet on the moon, Just in time Genesis, Alighieri Allegory, Lybia Hill, Behold my works, The birds obeyed him.

Property flaws: Kenosis, Quarterman´s odyssey, Déjà Vu: hidden warp gate, Memories of Mu.

Comfort upgrades: 0
Comfort flaws: Asceticism, Locusta's Cooking , Coffin, Sysphus, Open door policy, Hoden kegare.

Curiosity upgrades: 0
Curiosity flaws: Bow-wow, Pooh-Pooh, Ding-Dong, The Golden-Dawn, A Golden Mountain, a Virtuous Horse, and a blind man, Thus spoke Alhazred, Objective impermanence.

Violence upgrades: Rite of Ashk-Ente: Reincarnation, Quincey fine art, Guan Yu Directed by John Woo, Dialectical Õllamalizti , Elihah's Torpor, The best at what I do, So many ways to die, The best Offense, Achilles armored boot, Why walk when you can fly, All the paths a man can walk, A reason for Living , The grass that suffers.

Violence flaws: Nûh ibn Lamech, Arresting Jean Valjean, Ahab's Innuendo, A farewell to Barkley, Pouches, Blood and Extreme.

Ambition upgrades: Adventure, Searching for an honest man, Sanbox, Orfeo sweet Harp .

Ambition flaws: Discipline Distraction In another castle Formulae and Recipes Priplanus The tatters of the king, Happily ever after, There's a one eyed Idol.

Sealing all my powers inside a ring would be more practical, but sealing those powers inside a decent sword would be cooler, and would allow me to club people to death in style.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TurtleCat
Man, Ava's Demon gives me blueballs like nothing fucking else in this world.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@viagrandad

Having one rival to keep me company for eternity would be fun, and its only fair that she gets the same powers I have, but I am already pushing my luck with the flaw where my powers can be sealed, or the sword/ring can be stolen/broken, making her an yandere is the safer choice here, nothing truly bad will happen even if I lose a battle, at the very least being raped for eternity sounds more pleasant than being mutilated/burned/tortured or all of that forever and ever.

Hopefully she is not into extreme femdom.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Spamalot
RIP Grape oyajii-san. You can be with your waifu now.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@viagrandad
I'm going full Star Sapphire on this one.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spamalot
Oh he died? That's too bad I guess

Inmate
Inmate

@Spamalot
I get Pengu-bro, she's 10/10 cute.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@viagrandad
Laziness =/= submissiveness

I wish the mongs would think like you instead. No user, you're not submissive when you say you want a gentle femdom girlfriend. You're lazy.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fuzzy_Logic
I'm alright with that

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
He died at Friday the 13th.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@viagrandad
No. He died yesterday.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Supergrass
user I will make you any one cyoa if you do this one for me.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BinaryMan
Japan is a day forward in time.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Carnalpleasure
Wild Hunter
No human companions
Companion Vaika
Wild Huntress
Confusion

Skullbone
Skullbone

@viagrandad
And Japan reported that he died yesterday.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@PurpleCharger
Raita
God Tier author and illustrator.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@SniperWish
What the fuck is the point of stopping time if you can't move?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Skullbone
A better question would be, how do you know time doesn't stop all the time while you don't notice?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@w8t4u
She is insane, so might think of you like her animal companion instead of fellow human.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@viagrandad
@PurpleCharger
Pfeh! I look down on your choices. Still, you haven't made a complete hash of things.

Naturally I won't be sharing my own build (much less an explanation of how the various parts would interact), since I reasonably expect the author would update the CYOA to prevent it from working.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@viagrandad
The second is beastility as spider girls are the worst.
The third is where you get literally tortured.
The fourth one is basically a more extreme version of real life.

There is no doubt that the ring is the only viable choice. It don't even say that you are obligated to use the ring but only if you want to use the ring, you must be female.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@King_Martha
@DeathDog
@GoogleCat
@Evilember
I'm not sure why but knowing these characters are based on your real-life male friends is so disturbing to me. It's revolting. You're fapping to your friends and fantasize about turning them into your cocksleeves.
Am I alone with this?

takes2long
takes2long

@Lunatick
You don't have to fuck them you know, friendship is a thing.

Methshot
Methshot

@Lunatick
You're fapping to your friends and fantasize about turning them into your cocksleeves.
When you put it that way, holy shit that is a hot cyoa.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lunatick
it was edited by SDA

Soft_member
Soft_member

@w8t4u
It doesn't say no human companions. It says no normal companions.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@hairygrape
no idea, but her VA was utter trash

farquit
farquit

@Lunatick
not fantasizing your friend to be cocksleeves
You played it wrong the whole time

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lunatick
https://stock.adobe.com/stock-photo/sci-fi-character-of-futuristic-knight-with-glowing-sword-and-shield-digital-art-style-illustration-painting/158405470

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Lunatick
Real-life male friends
Implying anyone that autistic can have that many friends
Most of them are CYOAAs, but a few of them are probably based on other people.
Ain't nothing wrong with taking inspiration.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@w8t4u
Man that's a LOT of shoes to tie

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Lunatick
I think author said that one was made as a waifu FOR a friend of his, not based ON a friend of his. Most are based on male CYOA authors, that much is true.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Soft_member
Same difference you pedantic swine.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Soft_member
@Soft_member
His logic seems sound to me. If wild hunters can't take normal companions, then obviously they aren't normal themselves.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Harmless_Venom
@Gigastrength
Thanks to both of you

Nojokur
Nojokur

Was there only one page to this one?

5mileys
5mileys

@Nojokur

Yes user

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Does "Prime Taradox!!" only work until you "catch up" to the time you went back from, or for the rest of your life?

And "Wealth", is the cost for the Ability +1 or double the number of times you purchased wealth? (Does a salary of 1500 USD cost 3+1=4 points or 3+3=6 points?)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

/tg/thread/55821505#p55831807

Any update on this?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BlogWobbles
Does "Prime Taradox!!" only work until you "catch up" to the time you went back from, or for the rest of your life?
Going by what is written, I'd assume it only works up to the "present" you left behind.
And "Wealth", is the cost for the Ability +1 or double the number of times you purchased wealth? (Does a salary of 1500 USD cost 3+1=4 points or 3+3=6 points?)
I'm guessing the latter.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BlogWobbles
Going back to age 15. I think any less would be beyond weird.

Wealth, ability, eight times over
Shifter, ability
Prime Taradox!!, power
Once and Future...

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BlogWobbles
Taking standard back to when I was five fetches me over three hundred points.
At least 200 of those points I'll spend on money along with both upgrades. I'll have half a million in the bank by the time I'm eighteen, an annual income of thirty thousand and I'll have helped bankroll my family out of poverty through my entire childhood as well.
That is most important and I'll still have a hundred-plus points to spend on everything else.

Why back so far? Because with all my memories I'll be a fucking genius toddler and probably own a company by the time I'm twenty.
That or so utterly burnt-out I'm living on a small commune in the middle of nowhere doing nothing but staring at the sunrise and sunset all day.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Hi gamers. This week I've whipped up another CYOA. It's full of porn though so I will post it in /trash/

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@StrangeWizard
yes, it's done, didn't want to post it in a dead thread yesterday and now i'm waiting for this one to die

JunkTop
JunkTop

>>55847392
It's a valid complaint, even as someone who isn't looking forward to something that caliber of retarded. You just repost it in the next thread, this isn't reddit or tumblr or whatever, if you can't do that there.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Garbage Can Lid
I don't give a shit. It's sure to be ripe for the dumpster (fitting). You're welcome to post CYOA's here once you hone your skill.

viagrandad
viagrandad

For you my love

Playboyize
Playboyize

@viagrandad
A thumbnail? Oh, you shouldn't have!

Seriously, you shouldn't have. Here's the full-size CYOA in case you didn't have it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Playboyize
Thanks, guess drop box is messed

girlDog
girlDog

@Carnalpleasure
And you couldn't just repast in the next thread why?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@girlDog
Because why? Neither of us lose anything by a little waiting.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Flameblow
We lose time

girlDog
girlDog

@Garbage Can Lid
Nice! Shame that you have to post it in /trash/.

@Soft_member
You can fuck right off. Better then anything you'll ever make and they've made other cyoas before, unlike you.

Inmate
Inmate

@Soft_member
Obviously you did give a shit because you commented.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@girlDog
trash is fine though

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Inmate
I give a shit because I want good CYOA's, good job, user, great deduction.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Poker_Star
Yah, you should go back there, where you belong.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Snarelure
You're too stupid to know a good cyoa if it hit you in the face and too close minded to see them.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Skullbone
i am there silly

askme
askme

@TalkBomber
Sure aha definitely. Because trash shit is definitely quality.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Lunatick
I don't see why you would be bothered by that when most of the thread is full of a bunch of Saberfuckers fapping to what is very explicitly an adaption of either King Arthur or Nero.
Yeah sure the thread's not one person but honestly I think it's a little petty to be bothered by that.
Additionally, yes, I DO wish that all my friends and internet friends were cute lesbians so that I could have one giant snugglefest with all of them. I think that's a very heartwarming scenario to wish for.

cocksleeves
Well, the CYOA is specifically NOT about that, so, yeah.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TreeEater
I DO wish that all my friends and internet friends were cute lesbians so that I could have one giant snugglefest with all of them. I think that's a very heartwarming scenario to wish for.
That is something i didn't know i wanted...

girlDog
girlDog

@Illusionz
@TreeEater
Not wanting to follow the snugglefest up with a massive orgy and subsequent impregnations
Gaaaaaaaaay.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@girlDog
Is Rosanon being gay news to you? Just because you’re attracted to women doesn’t mean you’re not a faggot

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nojokur
Why is skill thief so broken? Skill alone is fine but knowledge and strength is overkill. You can stab random animal or cattle and stack up your strength to infinite

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
At least one of them is based off of a real life female friend.

5mileys
5mileys

@TreeEater
b-b-b-but user wants to fuck an imaginary character they never met
Are you really so stupid you think that's the same as you wanting to turn your friends into girls and fuck them? I hope you're not.
cocksleeve
Don't be pedantic.

You want to fuck your friends. You fantasize about fucking your friends. You fantasize about your male friends being turned into girls then fucking them.
It's creepy.
You're really fucked up and I'm glad we will never meet. Thank you for reminding me how lucky we are these are all games of fiction.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Firespawn
newfag baka desu senpai, GTFO.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@5mileys
I don't think it's a big deal. Yes, I would fuck most (all, probably) of my friends if they were cute girls. I'd be very happy if that were the case.

I'm not sure why that bothers you.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@VisualMaster
fuck you for making me remember my childhood

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Stupidasole

Blake as a downside of the series

Explain.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Playboyize
Sorry, user. I don't know if you mean that your childhood was bad, or it was good. But sorry either way. Was supposed to bring happiness.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@5mileys
Cocksleeve has certain implications. If it actually was about mindrape and living fuckdolls I'd be as disturbed as you are.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TreeEater
So all lesbians are just like Angelanon?

likme
likme

@Garbage Can Lid
I approve of this CYOA, sexbots are the future!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@CouchChiller
Blake is shit. Her character is:
waaah run away from responsibility
being a fucking bitch
leading Sun on
She's had no character development.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CouchChiller
hes voice acting is bland, her design and weapon is boring and lame, shes easily the least likable or developed of the main four and spends most of her time moping and being annoying without much justification

her only redeeming feature is that Sun is entertaining enough and that Adam is a cool villain- and they are tied to her

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@likme
Kek. I'm looking forward to reading about tumblr feminists being butthurt they don't get laid as much.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@likme
Now all we have to do is install the robot a personality of perfect waifu. Maybe modified its appearance a bit if possible if you fantasize a demihuman waifu.

Lastly, every night you two can roleplay a kinky play.

CYOSA: Create your own sexy adventure.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@StrangeWizard
Sword
Alone
Nothing personal, ladies...

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@likme
Sexbots+VR will make waifus real, the world will be perfect soon

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Carnalpleasure
Any sexbots or VR waifus will invariably require payment, and therefore be whores.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
already did.

apparently according to feminist, having a private sex life with advanced sex toy without anything to do with real woman is equal to enslaving real human woman, threatening their "independence".

What they truly fear is obvious: they are afraid now no man would ever pay attention to woman. No compliment, no special attention, no special treatment, nothing whatsoever. Men would have their lust and desire fulfilled, and can now focused 100% in daily activities and in many aspect of life. At that time, woman will now truly and fully compete with man in equal fairness.

Feminist is good to create fire when there is none.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@likme
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
WE MUST MAKE SURE TO PLACE THE PROPER SAFETIES

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Illusionz
http://www.feministcurrent.com/2017/04/27/sex-robots-epitomize-patriarchy-offer-men-solution-threat-female-independence/

forgot the link.

Feminism has insisted, over decades, that women are human, that we don’t exist for men, and even that we don’t need men. But as we’ve worked to disentangle ourselves from marriages within which rape is legal, to fight compulsory heterosexuality and male-centered sex, to push back against sexual objectification, and to challenge men’s right to buy sex, it appears men have been working on their own solution to our attempts at independence.

5mileys
5mileys

@Carnalpleasure
Ever notice how it's usually the guys who couldn't get laid if their lives depended on it are usually the ones giving up on real women?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
I HOPE THEY WASH IT
kek

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@MPmaster
Best part of this argument is how it collapses as soon as you mention lesbians.

just like CYOAG

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
Holy shit please be dreaming.
@Harmless_Venom
Dude....
Though, how will a bill pass if half the population is vehemently against it? Who're the SWAT teams made up of?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Harmless_Venom
The waifu era is finally here
You finally get your custom tailored waifu
They would even dare to take away your waifu
There are not many things that would drive me to kill but this is certanly one of them.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Harmless_Venom
those societies collapse due to lack of reproduction
global economic collapse
less advance cultures and societies eventually rise up
the cycle continues

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@MPmaster
@Spazyfool
@Need_TLC
But wait, there is more!

On the other hand, feminist shut their mouth when the said robot is for female and may replace men in pleasure department. Double standards? It's expected from feminism.

http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/new-male-sex-robots-bionic-penises-may-just-replace-men-pleasure-department/

In conclusion? Equality is coming, and soon we will have a ton of crazy cat lady in the neighbourhood.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@MPmaster
He looks part snake and part Good Charlotte band member — kind of like what might happen if you introduced an alien to human life via the 2002 bedroom of a pasty teenage boy, then released it into society equipped only with dentures and the phone number of a plastic surgeon.
Fuck this can't be real. I have to read the whole thing this is pure satire.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Quick someone make a new thread Acheld says he's posting OC!!!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@whereismyname
don't

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@whereismyname
kys lazy turd

cum2soon
cum2soon

@likme
THE Sun
The Daily Mail
DAILY STAR
all reputable sources of information

massdebater
massdebater

@Need_TLC
@Illusionz
@Harmless_Venom
@MPmaster
Eh, just develop an android 'provider' that takes care of physical needs without requiring any emotional support, intimacy, or dependability in exchange, and all those complaints will magically disappear.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@whereismyname
Specifically, please don't do the fangirl thing in thread. It's flattering, and I appreciate the sentiment, but it's not conducive to this environment.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Harmless_Venom
Wait, "programmin kicking in, causing her to kick their asses"? Would they truly be selling military-ish grade sex dolls to the civilians?

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime
Not modding your waifu

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Skullbone
So come and talk to me, on my computer screen

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Garbage Can Lid
Link please.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StonedTime
America
I'd be surprised if they didn't all have sub-dermal guns or something

girlDog
girlDog

@Garbage Can Lid
@Supergrass
Link please

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@StonedTime
Not giving your waifu aftermarket modifications to have a kick-ass kung-fu strip show
Not starting an underground "exhibition match" waifu fighting ring to compare who has the better waifu

5mileys
5mileys

@5mileys
I'm pretty sure it's more of a 50/50 thing, I have a girlfriend and would give her up without a second thought for the perfect robowaifu

askme
askme

@girlDog
@Supergrass
boards.Veeky Forums.org/trash/cyoa

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Illusionz
What?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Harmless_Venom
tfw when the pop upsets the sanctity of your robooty

Lunatick
Lunatick

@5mileys
You haven't given up on real women. Learn to read.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@girlDog
/trash/thread/11986079#p12015879
@askme
Newfag

girlDog
girlDog

@Garbage Can Lid
Not giving people the link that literally always works for /trash/ CYOAs
newfag

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Garbage Can Lid
Thanks man, I can read it without going to that shit place.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@girlDog
Giving the link to all /trash/ cyoas when this thread will die soon and they just wanted a link to a single cyoa

dumbfag

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@5mileys
You make it sound like a bad thing.
Problem: Unable to get laid if their lives depended on it
Solution: go for whores and or virtual reality

Or what, wasting time and effort to keep trying to aim for the impossible? To embarrass themselves over and over again, investing time, money, and effort on things that may not yield return, and even divorce and take half of the stuffs he own?

That sounds extremely narcissistic for the women, don't you think?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Firespawn
well I mean you read part 1

the rest is
/trash/thread/11986079#p12015910
/trash/thread/11986079#p12015918
/trash/thread/11986079#p12015924

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Garbage Can Lid
A lot worse than expected. There's barely any text and many of the choices have little to no influence or are barely explained. Like voice and the base personality.
To pick cum options is odd but it WAS made for /trash/...

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Sir_Gallonhead
And I think there should have been alot more personality options

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@iluvmen
There definitely should and they should actually be explained, not reduced to a smiley and one word.
I know I'm complaining from a subjective standpoint, waifu builders are not for me. I can't get into them at all and all these "exotic" options make the experience worse for me. I'm looking at you, options for nipples. This is supposed to turn me on but I can't when I have to look at furry or futa art.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CodeBuns
waifu builders are not for me
but I can't when I have to look at furry or futa art
Then why bother with it at all? If you don’t think a cyoa is for you, don’t play it. And if you’re clearly not the intended audience, why bother with criticism or suggestions? Serious curiosity, no bamboozles

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@CodeBuns
I still feel the reason waifu builders like gentle femdom, Yandere builder or imouto builder are the most popular is because they mostly focus on personality choices

Especially the newer version of the yandere builder

I feel like lewd waifu builders focus to much on the lewd side of things and fail to present enough options to creat someone with a personality you would enjoy being around and thats an issue as given you are building a waifu its hard to want her to be real when she has no personality

I also feel as if thats the main reason waifu pickers are much more popular than waifu builders. With waifu builders many authors skip over personality but with a waifu picker you need to give them a personality. I mean even shit authors like tok give them a personality due to how much of a requirement it is

JunkTop
JunkTop

@haveahappyday
SATANICHIA IS NOT FOR LEWD

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TurtleCat
This is a sexbot builder, not a waifu builder. Sure you COULD do that, but the meat of the content should be devoted to the actual purpose of a sexbot. Compare with the cow cyoa, which is similar in that regard. The purpose isn’t to make a fleshed out partner, it’s a cocksleeve with some window dressing.

Methshot
Methshot

@MPmaster
Then why bother with it at all? If you don’t think a cyoa is for you, don’t play it
Hence why I didn't go further than reading page one and skimming page two.
why bother with criticism or suggestions?
I'm bored. I mean, what other reason is there?
@TurtleCat
I can definitely agree with this. I would enjoy them more if they didn't repeat the same options about ass size that doesn't matter much in the end. A focus on the person would work.
But again, I'm not much for that type of cyoa. They all feel "lifeless".

@MPmaster
why bother with criticism or suggestions?
Because someone like @TurtleCat
explains exactly what I feel and comes with an idea for how to change what I think about these kinds of cyoa's. Who knows, maybe an author would read his posts and reflect on it?

Emberfire
Emberfire

New Bread:

/tg/thread/55849805#p55849805
/tg/thread/55849805#p55849805

Evilember
Evilember

@MPmaster
But i'd rather fuck something that I enjoy the personality of than something with no personality

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Carnalpleasure
These threads last a long time after they hit the bump limit though

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@MPmaster
Sexbots can be waifus if you want to, no need to restrict to a cocksleeve only.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Evilember
I thought in waifu builder, the maker focused on appearance, and left the personality to each players? You can imagine her a normal lovable girl or a feminist, sky's the limit.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@New_Cliche
Name 1 well liked waifu builder that does that

all the ones people love like yandere, gentle femdon and imouto all focus a bunch on personality

Soft_member
Soft_member

@JunkTop
Wrong!

askme
askme

@Carnalpleasure
well post it
/tg/thread/55849805#p55849805

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Spamalot
I don't know. I never play waifu game, except that one ZBG's build about war of starsign, and its waifu picker type.

Methshot
Methshot

@whereismyname
Are you trolling?

RumChicken
RumChicken

>>55849835
user don't worry, I've learnt from my mistake, won't happen again.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Important question, how to make a CYOA about Neo?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Methshot
Explain why you think I am trolling.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@GoogleCat
Pick one:
Nea
Poli
Tan

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword
Calls CYOAs games
Only talks about 1 waifu picker and gets the game wrong
Never played a waifu builder but argues against me while talking about wafiu builders

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Gigastrength
Can read and see works being posted here
Just prefer not playing
Ass gets uptight
This is faggot thought.

FastChef
FastChef

@GoogleCat
im stealing this idea

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
what does that have to do with my point
On cyoag yet does not play CYOAs and does not address the 2nd issue
What does that have to do with my point

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