Tavern wench thread?

>Milena Velba

The time has come...And so have I!

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Those are some really saggy tits.

Nice. Source?

Skyrim concept art
Probably Ray Lederer.

I don't see why taverns wouldn't take the McDonalds approach of putting the most pleasant face as wench.

For you.

I'm pretty sure the implicit idea behind those pictures is arguably that peasants are filthy and kinda grody and inbred so those *are* the most pleasant faces they have.

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man of king. In the land of the uggos, the 6/10 is queen.

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Holy fucking yumola! Based skeleton working the smarks!

I think the implication is that nobody is looking at her face.

What did that halfling do to get kicked out of the tavern like he's about to be?

Think you took a wrong turn on the board list friendo, /asp/ is back a ways to the left.

I ding-dong diddly post wherever I ding-dong diddly damn well please, ya seething pinhead.

The barmaids.

It looks less like he's about to get kicked out as she's decided she wants some halfling D and isn't taking no for an answer

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This is actually what they all look like before you start drinking.

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