Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1874: "Canon Was A Mistake" Edition

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Ok so what is your favorite way to smash items together?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Poker_Star
Iji Nanomaster

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I see we have a few WoD jumps. Are all those claimed by the same person? I ask because I would interested in making a Requiem for Rome jump. I feel it is different from the base VtR jump because it is an extremely different time period with different covenants and everything. If not, that is cool too, didn't think it would hurt to ask.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Poker_Star
Studying them and making my own composite in my super tricked-out workshop.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Poker_Star
Iji's Nanomaster and using JotW's Crucible and Dark Cloud/Recettear to move enchantments and properties over to other items, respectively.

Stupid question, would cultivation/soul empowering stuff allow me to improve my psyker abilities?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger
No. Seems alright to me.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Is "indigo" blue, or purple?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Dreamworx
It's neither, it's its own color. It's no more blue or purple than orange is red or yellow.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@PurpleCharger
They are not claimed by one person. I think you're probably fine, though maybe ask the guy who made the V:tR jump. I think it was Manyfist, right?

farquit
farquit

@Dreamworx
Blue, definitely some form of blue.

5mileys
5mileys

@Stupidasole
If they're improving the strength of your soul, then yes they should improve your psyker abilities (assuming you're talking about the ones from 40k).

idontknow
idontknow

@PurpleCharger
Nah, most of them have been made by different people. Should be no problems.

likme
likme

@Dreamworx
Purpleblue.

Indigo comes before violet but sfter blue on the color scale.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@farquit
NuBee
Ugh.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Other than the Celestial Cocaine from Sidereals are there any good ways to Enlighten a mortal?

If not are there any good OOC perks for it?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Soft_member
That's a good idea. Well, if he is around consider this my formal asking.

WebTool
WebTool

@Skullbone
You OldBee fantards can suck my wangus. I'm here to stay.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Skullbone
Anonymous
Ughh

whereismyname
whereismyname

@WebTool
Fine, but don't act like a bee-otch about it.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@WebTool
I'm here to stay.

Who the fuck is OldBee?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@5mileys
I am. Thank you user.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@WebTool
Hey, I vaguely remember you saying Black Blood Demon Weapon companions don't take up a slot. Is that a thing?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TalkBomber
Enlightened in Exalted just means the ability to wield supernatural energies. There's tons of stuff throughout the chain that can do that. One of the easiest is Aura from rwby.

Enlightened Essence is also a mutation, so anything that can grant mutations can give it to mortals.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@idontknow
I dont understand

RumChicken
RumChicken

@whereismyname
Don't tell me how to live my life like an-onsignificant busy body.

@Dreamworx
We don't talk about OldBee fucking shit damnit!

@Evil_kitten
Yeah dude, they'll act as part of you for however long they continue to be your black blood weapon. If you separate them somehow though they're back to normal companion rules.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RumChicken
OldBee sends his regards.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
Eh, it sounds at least as different as Neverwinter from Forgotten Realms. Go for it! And someone make us a Baldur's Gate jump!

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TalkBomber
Sidereals could use an update.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

What are all the seduction perks? Does anybody have a list?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@RumChicken
We don't talk about OldBee fucking shit damnit!

You don't get to tell me what to do. Pesky Bee.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TalkBomber
In Exalted terms, you mean? Yeah, there are plenty of ways. If you're doing things fast, Solars have a couple of charms to do it instantly. Alternatively, anything that can grant mutations (including Lunar weirdness, biomagitech, some Infernal charms, some spirit charms, and the Wyld) can impart it, though usually slower and at greater risk or cost. There are also some drugs other than Celestial Cocaine that can do it. There's a thaumaturgical ritual that can do it, too. And there's always just learning to channel Essence all on your own, it takes a while but can be taught.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@CodeBuns
Tell him I'll remember to tripletap next time! Fucker won't stay down.

5mileys
5mileys

@Need_TLC
Everything can be a seduction perk if you're... Brave enough? Not sure what I wanted to say, here.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@RumChicken
Huh.

...But can we still Import them? Would such a thing bring them back to normal forever, or would it be possible for them to just go back to being our blood, altform style?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@RumChicken
If you take Grigori Soul as a Monster Cat, will you have nine of them or only one?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Crazy_Nice
I tell people what to do all the time and you're no different Ric-the lewd picture poster-rod

@Poker_Star
For imports, as long as they're part of you, nah. They're essentially an extension of you as part of the option.

For the other thing? Never been asked that before. . . . Hmmm, I'd say they could become your blood again, but they probably wouldn't get the special allowances anymore since they're technically unbonded.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@viagrandad
If you take Grigori Soul with monster cat, you'd get nine of them.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

So got any art projects jumpers?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@RumChicken
YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T GET OUT OF YOUR BASEMENT?!

HA, TRY AGAIN, SUCKER!

DeathDog
DeathDog

The Generic Harry Potter Fanfiction jump is now done and uploaded over at the SB drive. Don't think the jumpmaker will post it here, so I thought I'd let people know.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperWish
Vampires in Rome would be great. Don’t need to really ask me. It’s different enough that it’d warrant its own jump if you’re up for it.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@DeathDog
No one wanted to know.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@DeathDog
Why don't you post it here so we can laugh at it?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@DeathDog
Thanks.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TalkBomber
Sorry but escaping NuBee's basement still leaves you trapped in Val's basement, which is much harder to escape from.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@AwesomeTucker
I'm afraid my reading comprehension has utterly failed to parse your first sentence. What I want to know is if we could keep them as our blood (and bonded, not occupying a slot) even after Importing them as a normal Companion to give them new abilities.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@AwesomeTucker
I tell people what to do all the time and you're no different Ric-the lewd picture poster-rod

Don't make me get up of this uncomfortable chair, pesky fly. I got a rolled law magazine and I know how to use it.

@TalkBomber

The same goes for you.... whoever you are.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@PurpleCharger
Awesome! Thanks. I just would rather make sure everyone was cool with it than drop it in and cause a shit storm. I will start working on it then.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Any reverse trap waifus I should pick up?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Booteefool
So grigori soul+ (the upgraded one with weapon wings) now has 9 weapon wing angels.... how does that work.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Bidwell
whoever you are
Pretty sure that trip belongs to "Justice" "anon".

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TalkBomber
TWO BULLETS, RIGHT IN THE BRAIN CASE!

I BURIED YOU IN THE NAME OF THE QUEEN YOU RESILIENT FUCK, GO BACK TO FUCKING GHOSTS IN HELL OR WHATEVER DEAD PEOPLE DO!!!

@Boy_vs_Girl
Er, I was basically saying while they were bonded to you, they couldn't be imported since they didn't really count as a companion. They don't count against companion rules, they don't get the benefits, since they're basically just part of you. It'd be be like having a sapient heart you had conversations with. If you remove them from you though, they'd become a normal companion again with all that entails.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Spazyfool
Here you go. I don't think it's all that bad, but I only glanced at it pretty shallowly.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Bidwell
Bees are immune to newspaper damage. That was two patches ago.

@PackManBrainlure
I haven't the foggiest.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RumChicken
I mean, it's a masterpiece compared to Generic Worm Fanfiction.

farquit
farquit

@Stark_Naked
Well to be fair, the Generic Worm Fanfiction is in its very, very early WIP stage.

takes2long
takes2long

@Poker_Star
Me and my companion Phil Swift use Flex Tape™

Methshot
Methshot

>>56400948

Don't delete Monika. You don't need the other bitches, just Monika.

...God, I'm a friggin waifufag.

@Dreamworx
That was two patches ago.

Are you a bee or a videogame? Are you still trapped in Val's basement?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Poker_Star
Kino, when I make the jump for it and it's spin off

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@PackManBrainlure
Is she kino?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Methshot
You're asking too many questions and are about to see what happened to OldBee.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperWish
Oh.

Well.

...There goes my only plan for using the JDO Import in DI without benching a bunch of companions post-jump. RIP.

>>56400948
Damnit Bobby, the one time your perma-spoilers are warranted!

...Also, I don't think you can get any end without deleting her at this point. But, a hint if you do manage to get out of this mess: there's plenty of spots to save at before she takes over. Try doing the most you can with the little time you have to spend with your friends.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CouchChiller
She is, dare I say it, Kino.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@RumChicken
It's actually pretty good, I think.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Stark_Naked
@farquit
Better to compare it to generic naruto fanfic which so far reads as a naruto replacer rather than having anything to do with fanfics and their common tropes. Needless to say the G HP FF Jump is still looking like a masterpiece in comparison.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@RumChicken
Not bad actually.

Inmate
Inmate

>>56400948
You've got to get every CG in one save file. The game will track you saving and loading as one file, there's a "meta-save", but the meta-save gets written over at certain key points in the plot (usually when characters die). So you need to save and load at specific points, you'll need to get a guide. Where you are right now can't lead to the good ending, you would have had to start all the way at the beginning of the game, just delete Monika and start over with a new save file, she'll be reinstalled.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot

Why can't you pizza pastas give actually help for once?

@eGremlin

I'll try that then, I've made a copy of her file and I will try again later user, thanks for the advice and I will delete my original post

SniperGod
SniperGod

Is there any reason to buy the moonsilver item in the Lunars jump when it's possible to turn normal silver into moonsilver?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@eGremlin
Sorry dude.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SniperGod
Ready made tattoo ingredients?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SniperGod
Because you don't have access to the ability to make new demsnes for the essence tokens you'll need to do the conversion? You can't assume what resources any jump will and will not have access to.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Flameblow
Nope.
That's a completely new tripcode, according to 4plebs.
That one post is the only post in their records with that trip.

askme
askme

@SniperWish
NuBee could we have a +0 Drawback where Deku has combination of his parent’s Quirk?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

load monster hunter jump
Cant buy a poogie
Why even live?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@askme
Guilt-free OFA
Not costing you points

Methnerd
Methnerd

@CouchChiller
She is a cute, thought I am not sure if she would like to be a companion

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Poker_Star
It predates poogies.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@askme
Weird that would be pretty good vs whats his face explody boy.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@DeathDog
You're asking too many questions and are about to see what happened to OldBee.

Try me. Let's see what are you made of!

RavySnake
RavySnake

New jump!

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Skullbone
Poogies were in monster hunter psp user. The jump has stuff from monster hunter 4 in it.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperWish
All I ask ricrod is that you post more cute booty tail girls.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@askme
Sorry dude, while a fun fan theory and stuff there's no real canon basis for it.

@SniperWish
Your butt is roasty toast, mister. I'm getting a bus ticket.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SniperWish
Can we have a 0+ Drawback where Mirio gets OFA :^)

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RavySnake
...What a mysterious jogo.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Dreamworx
I haven't the foggiest.

Different user, but is there nothing stopping me from saying that I get all 18 (2 for each soul) of those wings? regardless of where the hell those all manifest

idontknow
idontknow

@Raving_Cute
I'm getting a bus ticket.

Don't bother, PoorBee. I will use my car. You're still in Val's basement anyway.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@idontknow
Do they have cars in huehuehue land already?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@cum2soon
There's nothing really stopping you from just sprouting 18 if you had the one soul. Aesthetics don't really change the effect, it's just harder to do weirder stuff without practice. If you wanted to go full Simurgh and just sprout wings all over, it'd be fuckin hard as shit, but possible.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Do dragons in elder scrolls even have babies or are there only a set number of dragons with an ever dwindling number?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BlogWobbles
huehuehue land

I'm not Brazilian, user.

Inmate
Inmate

@RavySnake
I do not understand anything that is going on here.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@PurpleCharger
Jump of pic related when

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@RumChicken
I am conflicted. On one hand it's a generic fanfiction jump. On the other hand it's the only way to jump into the marauders era. Wut do, anons?

Methshot
Methshot

@Bidwell
Didnt you live somewhere near the huehues?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stupidasole
There's no information on the matter, but the implication seems to be a set number because they're technically not a species per se, just differentiated aspects of the super buff time dragon god.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
I wouldn't mind seen it in the drive. I mean, we let the smartphone and generic isekai jumps enter. Or the other Harry Potter fanfic jump.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Deadlyinx
Stop complaining and jump it.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Methshot

Yeah, but how do you know that?

...Should I be afraid?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RumChicken
Its better than I expected but still a generic fanfiction jump, as such:
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@JunkTop
You said it once Ric

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Deadlyinx
Don't worry about it since as it wouldn't be posted here without the crossposters stirring shit, it's not really relevant. If you do jump it at least do it on the other site rather than this thread.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@JunkTop
You've brought it up in thread I believe.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Stark_Naked
Compared to the other Generic Fanfic jumps this one actually is about fanfics, not a cheap replacement jump slipping under the door

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Raving_Cute
You said it once Ric

Oh, I see. Kind of surprised you remembered.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@AwesomeTucker
But it's not an accepted jump, user. It's not on the drive, so my autism won't let me.

Inmate
Inmate

@Stupidasole
Dragons are probably incapable of reproduction, they're said to be unchanging and eternal and there are no known examples of young dragons or dragon eggs. That said, they do have genders, so maybe they can reproduce and just haven't for some reason.

idontknow
idontknow

tfw one of your favourite anime finally got someone making a jump about it
it's a SBer
I mean, normally I wouldn't even mind, but it's the same guy who's working on the Generic Worm Fanfiction jump, so...yeah.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q5yvk7ustfdT4Auw6UpuHKQmkgQB0m0m_Bl6QqE3qUg/edit

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@idontknow
Gaunlet
ugh

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@idontknow
It's also just not very good, as a jump. I mean, that's arguably redundant, but you know what I mean.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@RavySnake
What even is this?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BlogWobbles
Ehhh. We got more than enough immortality options that are straight simply better than the one from Baccano.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@RavySnake
Nani.

@askme
@Illusionz
Huh, that's cool. Wonder if there's a way to actually give him that power...

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Raving_Cute
Sorry dude, while a fun fan theory and stuff there's no real canon basis for it.
No offense NuBee, but that looks like the actual artist's work.
It might not be in the actual story, but it looks like it came from the same guy.

FastChef
FastChef

@idontknow
looks at comments
delete "this jump"

Holy shit that actually had me dead

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Inmate
so maybe they can reproduce and just haven't for some reason.

I blame their massive egos.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RumChicken
I'd be more ok with this if they didn't cheese out so many of the property perks, the Tower having every book ever mass printed and a massive supply of rare ingredients is not justified for a 200 perk, the Room of Requirement has no business having time dilation and Jumper Manor having a fucking army of gargoyles and magic statues is just ridiculous.

takes2long
takes2long

@BinaryMan
What, really? Can I get a citation or something? I had no idea if that is indeed the case. I just thought they came from a dedicated tumblr artist or something.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@takes2long
he is messing with you, but its based on a comment by Hori (I think)

Evilember
Evilember

@GoogleCat
just ridiculous
Yeah, that pretty much sums up the entire jump.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Poker_Star
I actually have a cauldron that does that for me. The Black Cauldron from Chocobo Dungeon can take any two similar items and fuse them together. You lose a tiny bit of power in the process, which makes creating any kind of singularly powerful item difficult. But I never use it. I have far more fun picking apart the enchantments and technology of the various items I collect and learning how to recreate them the hard way. The Altar of Spellmaking, from the world I picked Katia up in, really helps this process out when it comes to magic.

@PurpleCharger
This picture greatly confuses and interests me.

@RavySnake
I come home to a Jump of a ROM Hack? I think I need a drink. This is just bizarre.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Emberburn
Ah, thanks.

girlDog
girlDog

@takes2long
@Emberburn
I said "looks like". I didn't say it was his work, I made an assumption due to how close it is to Hori's actual style.

I'm not messing with anyone.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@GoogleCat
Clearly you've never read many HP fanfics.

Lucky you.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Val what is Pranahound based on?

WebTool
WebTool

@RumChicken
It's okay. Don't really know what else to say about it.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Poker_Star
Eat them and spit them out

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
O contaire, I have in fact read too many

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Playboyize
I haven't actually read the jump, does it have a perk to make you heir to every fortune in the world? That's a common trope in HP fanfic.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Crazy_Nice
Wut

Skullbone
Skullbone

@viagrandad
Well obviously there's the Potter Fortune.

And clearly Sirius left him all the Black family's possessions.

Oh and he also has a stronger claim on the Malory inheritance than Draco OR Lucius.

Oh and the Potters are obviously direct descendants of Godric Gryffindor.

But Gryffindor and Slytherin's children had a Romeo and Juliet thing, so he actually IS the heir of Slytherin.

And of course Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw's bloodlines got mixed in there somewhere, so he gets their stuff, too.

Oh and he's the reincarnation of Merlin, which lets him unlock Merlin's secret stash of God tier artifacts.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Illusionz
Is InNomineAnon still around?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@w8t4u
Are you going to post said stories or talk about what you did there outside of spoilers ? If not, then do it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@viagrandad
There's this scene that you get in like...70% of terrible Harry Potter fanfic, where Harry goes to Gringotts to access his vaults and for some reason they do a blood test on him and reveal that he's the heir to fucking everything. All the Hogwarts founders's magical artifacts and legacy, except Slytherin's because Harry can't be descended from mean old Slytherin, though he still gets his (non-canon, remember the Gaunts and how poor they were?) inheritance through "right of conquest" from having defeated Voldemort as a baby. He's got a bunch of lordships, which grant him a seat on the Wizengamot. Which is weird given that it's Magical Britain's Supreme Court, not their Parliament, but I digress. He's got tons of money, with the vault that he was drawing from being just a trust fund, which Harry's parents somehow had time to set up for him in between fighting in the war and then going into hiding. Tons of properties, too, which makes you wonder why they hid in Godric's Hollow instead of one of their many spell-protected mansions. And of course, Dumbledore is secretly evil and trying to steal all this from Harry, often with Molly Weasley of all people's help. It's so dumb, and it's such a common idea, and I laugh every time I see it.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Skullbone
Ok the first two make sense, the others are just stupid.

girlDog
girlDog

@Skullbone
@whereismyname
What is it with fanfiction and making the MC not only filthy rich, but also the heir to everyone ever? I've noticed this in Naruto as well.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@whereismyname
@Skullbone
Stahp, do not make me remember. It hurts!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

We need a simpsons jump.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Deadlyinx
We need a Family Guy jump.
FTFY

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
Shirou's weird smell sense for magic.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

So what are some jumperfied ways around a fidelius charm? (Sp?)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@BinaryMan
But user, as I mentioned previously, my autism won't let me jump unofficial jumps. So I'll instead sit here and stew in frustrated indecision and desire for a marauders era jump.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Deadlyinx
We need a Simpsons Fanfic Jump, I want to go to that stupid series I read years ago where everyone converts to catholicism and fights demons.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Skullbone
clearly Sirius left him all the Black family's possessions.
That's canon actually.

he also has a stronger claim on the Malory inheritance than Draco OR Lucius.
That's usually with the, INSANELY STUPID, excuse of "most of the Malfoy wealth came from Narcissa's Dowry"

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BlogWobbles
Why not just ask CCDT for an option for it?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@eGremlin
Simpsons jump with fanfic drawback?

girlDog
girlDog

@Spazyfool
Cats refuses all noncanon options.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spazyfool
That would work. Perhaps next time I see him on.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@whereismyname
ich Harry's parents somehow had time to set up for him in between fighting in the war and then going into hiding
To be fair, how the fuck did Sirius have time to legally leave Harry everything? Including the fucking house elf.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BlogWobbles
He had two years, part of which was spent overseas to write a will and the Goblins don't seem to give a shit about wizard law

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BlogWobbles
The question isn't how he had the time, he was probably paranoid enough after years in prison to have set that up way in advance just in case. No the question is how he did it at all. Who handled that? He's a fugitive, he can't do anything legally. The only way I can see it working is if he left his inheritance to the Potter family in general way back during the war since he could have died at any time and liked the Potters more than his direct relatives, and that will was still on the records.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@RumChicken
Not bad. A fair sum more powerful than HP-Vannila, but that's to be expected. I might actually jump this at some point if I can find an interesting fic to use it for.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RumChicken
As power grabby as expected and it still looks like it only really covers one sort of fanfic. Garbage in concept, garbage in execution.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@RavySnake
Hey Val, would Free Climbing work on a technique, for example one that makes clones of the user?

Just thought about it but would The Real Fake (Majikoi) and 1/16th Saiyan (GT) be an actual combo or is my sleep deprived brain making things up?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@haveahappyday
It would.

How do you think they'd combo?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Gigastrength
I think he wants to be 100% Jesus, is my guess.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Is there any other perks like new sword style from Katanagatari?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@RumChicken
So what fanfic hp jumps are in the works? I know we have at least one more being worked on.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Gigastrength
Alright thanks. 1,000,000 Perfect Jumper clones are a go.

Well the Real Fake makes it so we have everything but their supernatural abilities but 1/16th Saiyan would make it so we could use the blood within us to...it wouldn't work at all would it? Since the we would be just regular humans with their memories.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@RumChicken
Honestly, with how ubiquitous terrible HP fanfics that share all the same tropes are, this actually makes sense.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@haveahappyday
Free Climbing
What's that?

likme
likme

@StrangeWizard
spoiler

Where are you even getting that number from? Even with Free Climbers, I'm pretty sure 800 Lies only works in multiples of 800.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@viagrandad
It's the most expensive Not Equal power from Val's Medaka Box jump. It allows you to control the quantity of literally anything as long as you can put a hard number to it.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@likme
I never said I was using that technique did I?

I am using the Desolate Era scenario one, which gives you 1000 perfect clones.

TechHater
TechHater

@viagrandad
A Not-Equal power from Medaka Box. Lets you multiply or divide any measurable quality by any integer up to a thousand.

@likme
Presumably he has a technique from somewhere else that makes a thousand perfect clones. My guess is Desolate Era, there's a scenario reward that give you that.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StrangeWizard
Yeah, wouldn't combo in that way.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@StonedTime
spoiler

Ah, my bad, I assumed you were only referring to stuff from MB.

takes2long
takes2long

@TechHater
@LuckyDusty
I don't think that version's on the Drive. Someone post it?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@takes2long
It should be in the uploads folder, I know I put it there.

Evilember
Evilember

@Illusionz
Oh well, thanks for confirming it Val.

@happy_sad
Ah it is fine friend, you had no way of knowing.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Does your jumper ever issue ridiculous demands, because he knows nobody can stop him?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Here's the Hunger Games jump completed.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Sharpcharm
Isn't there for me. Drive must be glitching out on my end.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@DeathDog
Pretty sure they were talking about Medaka Box.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@RavySnake
Cool, thanks for the jump.

Nojokur
Nojokur

browsing through the archives to find shit related to Katekyo Hitman Reborn
searching for posts from red with "reborn" in them
tfw I see the earliest posts
Whew. Not even shitposting right now, but I don't think I could have handled early /jc/. Everyone was such a fucking bitch.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@RavySnake
The text is all screwed up, for me. Lots of letters overlapping, I'm not sure what's going on.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@RavySnake
Holy shit that text is all fucked up.

5mileys
5mileys

Few questions for SMTAnon, about the DOTA 2 jump...

About the Legends In The Making perk, can one implement benefit multiple times from the heroic acts?

For Tiny, how long would you guess it'd take to grow into being a small planetoid (like say the moon)?

And is their any way to speed up merging with more stone/earth (like, say, spending a lot of tiny rolling into rocks)? I've got growth-enhancing perks, but not sure if they're applicable since it's not really standard growth, right?

Also, would what you look like as a stone giant be influenced by what race you'd bought? Or maybe do you get both as different altforms?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Nojokur
Whatever you say, Valeria.

idontknow
idontknow

@MPmaster
@SomethingNew
It's fine for me.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Illusionz
While on this topic, would free climbers let you effect more abstract or mundane parameters as well?

I can't really think of a specific example off the top of my head, but let's say I had the talent to juggle three balls, would I be able to raise that up to 3000 balls with Free climbers?

Not very relevant to me, since I didn't get this perk when I jumped it, but would ABNORMAL GROWTHS increase the max you can multiply/divide by past the initial 1000?

Evilember
Evilember

@Nojokur
At least back then jumpmakers knew their place and would leave when you shit on them.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@w8t4u
Nah. Actually look at those posts and tell me I'm not right. It was a fucking shitfest. For all that people seem to say "oh it's so bad right now with all the shitposting", they really need to actually look at early /jc/ threads and get some perspective.

TechHater
TechHater

@RavySnake
I think the Symbol capstone item is too good, especially for something non canon. Maybe remove the bit that makes your weaknesses easier to handle?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@DeathDog
The people who bitch about modern jumpchain being full of shitposting are all themselves shitposters.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperGod
All the time. It's amazing. Especially when you get to really ridiculous demands like commanding everyone to make a giant statue in your image made out of smaller statues made in your image,which in turn are made of even smaller statues made in your image.

Which were all made from the melted down monuments and statues that the local people hold dear. Because evil.

@RavySnake
Oh, this is going to be fun. I'm going to cause SO much chaos here!

@MPmaster
@SomethingNew
It's fine for me. Maybe try reloading it?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@DeathDog
And it's soooo much better, right Valeria?

girlDog
girlDog

@Emberburn
Eeeh, that feels a bit too vague. It's gotta be a hard number you can set to these things. You're not only able to juggle three balls after all. You're able to do that well enough and do more or less as well at better or worse degrees of skill. You could certainly give yourself more arms to juggle with.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SniperGod
"Stop being dicks, all of you."

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@RavySnake
Text issues aside, didn't you just propose this thing like, less than a week ago?

Feeling a bit inadequate that I've barely made any progress on my own jump since I claimed it nearly a month ago.

Evilember
Evilember

@Gigastrength
It is fine possibly auspiring jumpmaker, everyone goes at their own pace. Take all the time you need. I will be waiting to see it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperGod
Males
Herc would totally fuck dudes tho.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@5mileys
spending a lot of tiny
...Meant spending a lot of TIME. derp.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Gigastrength
@Evilember
Just know that we're always going to be judging you because you don't put out content as fast as @girlDog

eGremlin
eGremlin

@girlDog
Different user, but this just got me thinking, is it going to far to assume that the 3 applicable powers from [Jumper System] can be increased with Free Climbers?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@RavySnake
Does the personal district come with people? Will they be the same people across jumps?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@RumChicken
This keeps mentioning power boosting rituals. Now I'm curious. What are some things like that in other jumps? Rituals you can do to steal power from others or increase your own power or alter yourself somehow?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@RavySnake
From The Beginning
We can't start before the war and lead the Districts to victory
Bummer.

Evilember
Evilember

@girlDog
Does Beast of Possibility make your soul stronger? The perk description reads like it does, but your clarification that the perk only works on things that have resource requirements makes that confusing.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@5mileys
Certainly. I didn't think of it when writing the perk, I was mainly focusing on being able to sell legendary items over and over, but your creations wanting new wielders to make them new legends seems logical enough.

I'm gonna say it'd take a few millennia to equal the moon. I don't know enough about math to figure out how to properly calculate the amount of time it'd take using the timescale given for becoming equal to a hill and then a mountain. The bigger you got the more rocks you'd be able to assimilate, anyway.

Hmm. I suppose you could likely use magic to artificially make more stones into part of your body, at the very least. I don't believe the usual training boosters and such would work for this, no.

Either works, your call. It makes sense for the perk to alter the race you've chosen, but not getting the actual altform you're paying for might not be everyone's idea of fun.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Firespawn
Thank you for the Stolen Research item from Metal Slug, by the way.

Even if it's inflated this Jumper's tech-base past the point it can sustain itself, the plot fuckery of having factions knowing "Oh shit someone stole our stuff" has just been brilliant.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Firespawn
Hey SMTAnon, quick question. If I start out as a high level demon in SMT (level 80-90), would I be able to survive the nuclear attack, or would I need to find some sort of bunker?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Supergrass
yee

@Fried_Sushi
You'll probably want to be in a bunker when the bombs drop even then, yes.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Lunatick
It's fine for me. Maybe try reloading it?
I did. Not sure what the problem is.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@girlDog
Hey Val, if I use Round and Round to reach Briah again could I choose it to be Gudou if my previous one was Hadou?

If so and I were to reach Atziluth afterwords would I become a Gudou/Hadou God like The Seventh Heaven?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SniperGod
I mean, I usually limit my demands to things that people could conceivably deliver, but... if I'm purposefully fucking with people, especially people I hate, yeah.

I did that with the Death Eaters.
I took over as the new Dark Lord in a showy display of power. Basically vaporized Voldy and most of the surrounding terrain. But hammy and drawn out, because it has to be a show. Was fun.
Anyway, after that the Death Eaters all basically had to do whatever I said under threat of "oh my god just give me a fucking reason", and I abused that, like, 100% of the time.
From that point on I never paid for anything. I was called by whatever title I cared to name at any particular moment. I got to boss around a bunch of the noble families, which meant I got invited to all the fancy parties and all the best food. I got straight Os in Potions for every assignment, despite never doing any work. I fucking OWNED THOSE BITCHES.

"I want tacos."
"What is a taco?"
"You don't know what a fucking taco is?"
"This is magical Britain, I have never heard of such a thing."
"Well go look it up on the internet."
"What is an internet?"
"YOU BETTER FIND OUT BY THE END OF THE DAY."
"Yes, Dark Lord."
"I'm sorry, WHAT was that?"
"... yes, Princess Starstuff of Great Britannia, Lady of Games and Harvester of Salt."
"That's what I thought. Now go get me my tacos."
"(why salt?)"

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TalkBomber
Thought so, thanks SMTAnon. I'm sure the millitary has some bunkers I can...ahem, 'borrow'.

5mileys
5mileys

@Firespawn
How would Quarter Muncher interact with stuff like Null/Abs/Refl Phys? Infinite lives so long as you're killed by a physical attack, or just the effect as normal?

What about fluctuating/impermanent durability like DBZ ki reinforcement or buffing spells? Lives when activated/for a certain length, or as normal?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@RavySnake
Hmm, strange. Maybe try using something else to look at it, like your phone or some other computer? Alternatively, I've found that sometimes downloading it works.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Firespawn
Alright. Thanks the answers!

Using magic to take in more stones sounds like it'd be interesting...

And I think I'll keep the forms seperate if it's up to me? From the looks of my half-finished build, I'll go with either a centaur or a demon, and those are more fun to me if kept on their own (especially the custom demon form).

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Boy_vs_Girl
You could arm them now and start a new war?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Nojokur
"(why salt?)"

King_Martha
King_Martha

@CouchChiller
I guess, but it's just not the same. Besides, I doubt they'd be interested in starting a new war right after they lost the last one.

farquit
farquit

@Firespawn
You an SBer?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Emberburn
Oh right, also yeah it can grow with that perk.

@eGremlin
Mhm

@Evilember
It does, since your soul will grow with Ewigkeit and this perk in combination

@DeathDog
So long as the desire fits, sure.

Probably.

likme
likme

@happy_sad
So long as the desire fits, sure.
Probably.

Alright thanks Val.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@King_Martha
Yes. Yes they would. Especially if you came bearing weapons and armor. They send their children to die, if you think it would be hard to raise a rebellion you need to try harder.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@happy_sad
There was some discussion regarding an item from Petals of Reincarnation earlier last thread. I don't know if the people involved are still around, but I thought you might like to know.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Burnblaze
I'm sure they'll bring it up to me if it's important.

takes2long
takes2long

@5mileys
Hmm. Effect as normal.

I'm gonna say your lives would go up or down as your durability does. Wouldn't let you regenerate lost lives gotten from permanent durability by deliberately fluctuating it or whatever, though. May or may not seem logical that it wouldn't work but trying to shenanigans my way into infinite resources with temporary buffs was always one of my favorite things to do in games so I feel the need to cover it.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@GoogleCat
Agreed. The rest is mostly ok.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
I mean, you're not wrong, but they just got shredded and entire district was just erased. Their will to rebel at that moment is going to be pretty low. I mean, like you said, they're sending their children to die. That's how broken they are. Though...I suppose if they hold on a little longer after District 13 is nuked, I could rally them and help them turn the tide...

Flameblow
Flameblow

@5mileys
What is Quarter Muncher?

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
There's a list in the notes.

Does anyone know if HPMOR is being worked on?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Spazyfool
How're your claims doing? I know Saint Saiya is pretty close to done from what you said last time.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@New_Cliche
Yeah, finished off the first half of the perks yesterday. Gonna be trying to do the rest of the Titan origin, since that'd put me most of the way through, today. Only woke up an hour and a bit ago so been busy with stuff.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What are some jumps with settings largely based on mythology from our own world?

The Circumstances Leading to Waltraute's Marriage
Greek Mythology
Smite
Viking Saga
Moana
Xena/Hercules: the Legendary Journeys
Age of Mythology
Kubo and the Two Strings
Journey to the West
God of War

Is that all of them, or did I miss something? Nothing from the Nasuverse. Please. Also very little of the mythology seems to have actually occurred in stuff like God of Highschool.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Gigastrength

I was working on this for a month before I proposed this.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sir_Gallonhead
Percy Jackson

Nojokur
Nojokur

How strong is Tower of God as a setting?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Sir_Gallonhead
Age of Mythology, Viking Saga

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Need_TLC
ayy fug scratch off Age of Myth you already got it

farquit
farquit

@Sir_Gallonhead
That's pretty much it, by my records.

TechHater
TechHater

@Sir_Gallonhead
Inuyasha? Maybe? I don't know, I'm not too familiar with either the series or the stuff it's supposedly based on. Maybe Spirited Away?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Booteefool
Hey Val, I've got a Soul Eater and semi- MB question.

If I where to grab that one perk from the Bloodsucker perkline that makes you acquire "forms" as you age, would I be able to use Free Climbers to alter my age to make use of those forms if I didn't actually buy the Bloodsucker race from that jump?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
Hey, Val; Can we import a weapon for the konosuba cheat weapon?

farquit
farquit

@happy_sad
Okay, also what qualifies as a resource in this case? Things like blood seem obvious, but what about meditation or 'powers' with more abstract requirements like Xiaxia? Also, since you mentioned that increased numbers of souls come with increased gains (since Reinhard is much more than 1000 times stronger than Bey or Cain), would that also carryover with the perk since it's designed to circumvent the requirement of more souls anyways?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Fried_Sushi
Well, you're not really able to buy that perk if you haven't gotten the actual race, so it's a bit of a silly question.

@Boy_vs_Girl
Sure.

@farquit
Any sort of item, consumable, special ritual requirement, etc. Time is still needed to be spent so if it needs you to medidate for a year, you'll still need that, since the perk basically replaces resource requirements with time, introspection and fighting anyway.

It does carry over for the perk when used with Ewigkeit but it won't affect stuff that doesn't grow that way.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SniperWish
you're not really able to buy that perk if you haven't gotten the actual race

My bad, I only say that bit of text moments before your reply popped up, thanks anyway.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SniperWish
As much of a powerwanker as you are, I'm somewhat surprised you didn't realize user could have (and most likely did) get or give it through perk sharing.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
Titans
Not that user, if you don't mind me asking what are the other origins?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@King_Martha
Just Saint and Titan, actually, since those make up 95% of all the characters. The only other characters are either normal humans or outright primordial gods, so it'd be very difficult to make origins and lines for em.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@hairygrape
Oh, so is this going to be like Dies Irae where there'll be a shit-ton of trees per origin? Actually, speaking of , how big is this jump compared to some of your others?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

More Warhammer Fantasy jumps when? I know Lizardmen is in the works but are there any others that are being made right now?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@viagrandad
Paying attention to namefaggs is a living, not much of one but hey..; it pays.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spamalot
Hotpockets is not a wage

Inmate
Inmate

@hairygrape
How are you doing Val? Are you drinking water? Are you getting enough sleep?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Burnblaze
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q5yvk7ustfdT4Auw6UpuHKQmkgQB0m0m_Bl6QqE3qUg/edit
I don't see any connection to Gaunlet user.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Fuzzy_Logic
Yeah, pretty much. Both origins right now have perk trees that go like 5/6/9/9, so there's a lot of perks to pick from. Ended up being a lot of higher priced perks since the series focuses on the higher end of the setting.

@Inmate
Pretty good, overall. Bit lethargic since Bee is asleep but that's the usual thing. Always drinking plenty of water and 7 hours of sleep, gotta keep healthy and all.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Deadlyinx
Uhhh, I think he means it is a Gauntlet not the namefag.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@hairygrape
Completely unrelated, but someone in the last thread brought up using 「All Fiction」 to negate your own death, and I just wanted to say that I think giving it an optional 100/200/300/whatever CP upgrade to let you erase your own death once per jump would be neat.

I don't have an argument for why you should do this besides thinking that it sounds neat.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lord_Tryzalot
Skaven when?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lunatick
Mm, not sure. Does already have an upgrade so I guess maybe another might fit. I'll have a think about it and put it in the Minus power update if I go with that.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spamalot
Are you having a seizure, your typing is weird.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
Hi Valeria could you fix the Petals of Reincarnation Jump, just give a statement on how Returners (that's the right word right?) work, because someone brought up that some of your previous statements aren't how the power, er Talent, system works.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

looking over Starter pricing in Pokemon
Fossils will always cost 200 since they can't be found in the wild

FOR LORD HELIX IT IS WORTH EVERY PENNY

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
Neat, looking forward to it.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Why do YOU have to be the hero?

Before you hit reply, did you interpret the above statement as one bemoaning responsibility, or one calling you out on your egotism?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Harmless_Venom
When the Horned Rat says so.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stupidasole
Because I can't trust anybody else to do it right.

5mileys
5mileys

@Stupidasole
Because sometimes no one else will do it.

Neither, believe it or not.

takes2long
takes2long

@Stupidasole
spoiler

A little of both, actually.

See, I don't want to do the heavy lifting, really I don't. But if I want to keep doing what I do like doing, I have to ace those performance reviews.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Stupidasole
It was the first one. I have to be the hero because there are countless atrocities I could have made never happen. Everyone could live a happy and fulfilled life if I stepped in and took up the role, so I cannot stand by and do nothing.

likme
likme

@Stupidasole
I don't, I only intervene when I feel the desire to.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Bidwell
Nah I was told by the mysertious being who brings the gold coins that if I can nail down a namefag's general location it'll keep the gold flowing. <<Joking

@Need_TLC
Ah alright then.pdf

@Bidwell
No, thanks for the concern over a double G fag and a messed up ellipsis though I guess.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Stupidasole
I don't, rarely am, and ego.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Stupidasole
Because I wanna be cool and have adventures, duh.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@likme
Are there any perks that let you ignore magic resistance/immunity? Also, perks that let me magic in anti-magic zones.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
Interpreted it as latter, but former fits my jumper better.
He became a hermit in his first jump, avoiding zombies and survivors both while he looted the shit out of every home and store he passed by.
Second jump, he gets dropped in a high fantasy dystopia, meets a couple friends right of the bat, and will probably end up fighting for truth, justice, and the get-the-fuck-out-of-my way.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@likme
@Ignoramus
Woops, forgot to delete that quote. Sorry.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stupidasole
I actually perceived it as someone complaining that they'd want someone, anyone other than me. And I have to be the hero because I want to be and I'll bend the forces of destiny to my will to make it so despite me being a capricious monster.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Ignoramus
Mage the Awakening has the latter and I think League of Legends has a dagger that lowers the target's magic resistance with each attack.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Stupidasole
Neither; it seemed to be an accusatory statement. I guess the second one is closest to that.
Because someone has to.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stupidasole
Why do YOU have to be the hero?

I'm mostly a baker. After that a villain. Rarely go 'hero', just when it's convenient enough.

massdebater
massdebater

@Stupidasole
Because there are a few people I want to help and I probably should.

Bit of both, I pictured concerned third party worried that I'd make things troublesome for everyone involved through hyper-competence and severe under-competence in turns. To be fair, they are usually right.

idontknow
idontknow

@Stupidasole
hero
Why would I WANT to be that when I could be the villain instead?

likme
likme

@PackManBrainlure
Oh, that. Nah, I don't really agree with their view. They're getting too caught up in our history and thinking it's exactly the same in the series, despite the fact that we know people can and do have powers without relying on ancestors and that these are likely what returners are drawing on.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@haveahappyday
...that's not the picture I meant to use, but okay.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@likme
Anything to substantiate that claim?

TechHater
TechHater

@haveahappyday
@Deadlyinx
I guess you're an angelic chef now, YJ. Time to fight crime with your cooking.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Stupidasole
Because others either don't have the nerve, ability, or would be taking a greater risk than I.
Also, it's fun.
This is ignoring the fact that one of my favorite hobbies is turning other people into heroes. Particularly Magical Super Sentai Kamen heroes.

A bit of the latter, but mostly because that's what I'm used to in comics and shows now at days. People tend to whine more than they give sympathy.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Deadlyinx
I actually like the first picture better, all things considered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJozK6lsQHE

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Flameblow
Perk from Metal Slug.

@Stupidasole
Because it's fucking fun.

Intellectually recognized it as the first, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel like it was the latter.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stupidasole
I read it as an egotism accusation. As for why I have to be the hero, it's because there are plenty of worlds where a hero is necessary, so it's not like I have to force the situation to be one where I can be the brave hero saving the day. I can just go and save the day in situations that genuinely need saving. I can engage my ego, help people, and not cause any accidental atrocities along the way.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TurtleCat
That we see someone with powers who espouses a similar view in the actual story? The presence of people who have super powers without using reincarnator stuff exists and there's not really anything to say all these reincarnated people did not have their powers at the time either, so I don't see any reason to believe they didn't when the little evidence we have points towards the opposite.

TreeEater
TreeEater

For the few of you who actually care, I initially intended the question to have the latter implication, but realized it could be read different ways and it might be fun to see what people thought it meant.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@MPmaster
So since Free Climbing works on things with a definite number, do you have to know the number or be able to figure out said number?

The examples given are IQ, Hair follicles, etc.
But what if someone doesn't know how many objects/numerical properties are in a thing? (Molecules in a apple, specific powers an individual has, or various "unknown/unknowable-without-guesstimate")

FastChef
FastChef

@Garbage Can Lid
It seems like such an odd choice these anons are making, to assume that the characters' original incarnations didn't have the powers they're inheriting through reincarnation. It just seems so boring to think that. You have the option to say this is a world where the Wright Brothers could gattai together into a spaceship, and you're not taking it. Why would anyone chose that?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TreeEater
I initially saw it as like "Angry rival accusing Protag of stealing his position."

Not sure what it says that I didn't know how to respond to it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperWish
Reminder to use Free Climbing on your waifu's measurements.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stupidasole
Because it's for the greater good señor user!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@SniperWish
You'd need to know the number, yeah.

@FastChef
Well, a lot of these sort of series have that whole "It's the real world but with a secret other side to them" and while a lot of worlds aren't as direct about it as Petals, it does kinda get some people in the tendency of thinking that things were the same unless explicitly said otherwise. Or something.

I dunno, I can just understand why you'd go to that assumption, the only reason I didn't immediately do so as well was just being used to Fate doing similar stuff with how history basically happened the same in the long run for the normal world but was radically different in reality.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TechHater
I now know my true calling; I will smite evil...'s tastebuds.

@whereismyname
That was amazing. Thank you for showing me this.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@PurpleCharger
What is Free Climbing even from, and what does it do? I keep seeing it be mentioned and I'm just more and more confused each time.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Anyone have the Metal Slug jump? I can't find it on the drive.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stupidasole
Because I...

...

Spoiler
I...

I

.

Konata.exe has suffered a fatal error and must restart.

Inmate
Inmate

@Deadlyinx
It's from Medaka Box, it's not demonstrated on panel to any meaningful degree, it's just one that was picked out of the literal hundreds of named and briefly described powers belonging to a single character from the manga.

likme
likme

@Stupidasole
Just kinda fell into it. Some of the best early chain options have great options for easy heroism.

Don't know.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Inmate
Well okay then, thanks for answering user.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Evil_kitten
I kind of get that. I mean, I think it's reasonable to assume that the publicly-known version of events was the same unless stated otherwise. The modern day is the result of all the history that came before it, so the setting would have to have a fairly similar past to ours to have a fairly similar present to ours. But there's no reason that people with powers couldn't have been doing things in the background that just never became widespread knowledge. The same overall outcomes as in our world happened, but they had different causes, and maybe those causes include quantum snake-vampires hunting the great romantic poets of the mid 19th century. Sorry, was rereading The Stress of Her Regard earlier, god do I love that book. Point is, you could fit anything in there, so long as the weirdness got covered up and it lead to an end-state identical to what history says happened.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Deadlyinx
The Medaka Box jump document does a pretty good job of explaining it, but otherwise, just see
@LuckyDusty
and@TechHater

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@CouchChiller
Yeah. I'm fine with it personally. It's not the most creative stuff but it's a lot of fun to think of it and the crazy stuff it can result in.

Also that rare instance when one of your own ancestors gets to star in a manga and it gets ridiculously fucking funny to read.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Stupidasole
I kinda wanna be, anyone can be the hero if they wanna be and try.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@DeathDog
Huh. That's neat. Wait, I can't seem to find it anywhere in the jump. The most expensive one seems to be Alibi Lock. Am I just missing it?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Evil_kitten
Oh? Which ancestor and manga? I'm in kind of a similar boat, though probably not really. My dad keeps insisting that we're descended from Astolfo, based on some spurious geneological research that he got into ever since we got him a genetic marker test one day. I'm saving Fate/Apocrypha to show him if he ever annoys me enough.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Burnblaze
It's in the updated version in Uploads, isn't it?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Sharpcharm
Unfortunately, it's near enough a relation that my name could actually be found out if I said it and someone cared to spend a few minutes searching the internet, so I can't really say. That said, Petals was definitely interesting to me for that reason.

That said, that Astolfo thing is pretty funny.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Playboyize
But user, don't you remember?

There are no heroes left in man.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Harmless_Venom
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO!

Inmate
Inmate

@Ignoramus
Unfortunately, it's near enough a relation that my name could actually be found out if I said it and someone cared to spend a few minutes searching the internet, so I can't really say.
Ah, say no more, then. Yeah, that could be unpleasant if it happened.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stupidasole
spoiler
Neither. My mind drifts back to when Bea asked me this question. We had just closed up the Ol' Pickaxe for the night. It was snowing. The gentle kind of snow that gently drifts from the sky like it was trying to cover up the world in a warm, thick blanket of white to tuck it to sleep for the night. I had dragged her out into the woods past the church at the top of the hill. The view up there was spectacular under the glitter of the nearly full moon. She had been quiet that night, quieter than normal, but then it was the anniversary of the attack of the cultists. There were painful memories attached to that day. And then she asked me that question in her soft, husky voice. I looked out over the sea of white that was the Pennsylvania wilderness for a long time before I answered.

"Because I have more power to help people than most do. And I couldn't live with myself if I sat back and let people suffer. Not when I could help."

"After all, that's why the old man chose me. "

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Do we have any perks that would make it so a single attack is forced to always hit its target?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@VisualMaster
There it is, thanks. I was looking at the one already on the drive.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Where can I get some cool (preferrably non-magical) tattoos?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RavySnake
Shadowrun and GUNNM have that market cornered.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RavySnake
Moana, God of War, and anywhere you can find a good parlor.

Notably, Moana also has a magic one.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What worlds would be good to infest with Warhammer greenskins?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@RavySnake
For the scenario, do Shadow Man's attacks actually instantly end your chain, or do they just kill you?

idontknow
idontknow

tfw Ryhorn are an excellent means of transport, but if you want yours to be relevant in battle you'll have to evolve it

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@RavySnake
non-magical
A tattoo parlor?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@idontknow
Pretty sure Rhydon can still run on fours. And give it an eviolite and it's superior to a Rhyperior.

likme
likme

@Illusionz
Rhyperior
Oh wow, I forgot what it looked like. It is terrible.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Illusionz
You raise a very good point. Now I just need to visit the Safari Zone or get it as a Starter. Then he can help me dig up the Fossils the entire rest of my team is going to be made of.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@likme
There were some real winners in gen IV design. Rhyperior was one of the big losers

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Where are the best jumps to pick the strongest of wills?

Enough to shatter iron, heal bone, move mountains, and resist even death.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Does anyone know if taking archer with class card heart in the Prisma Illya fucks you over mentally due to UBW?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BinaryMan
You want Big Will? Saint Seiya. You want strong willpower? One Piece.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BinaryMan
Dragons Dogma, the MC and those like him are tempered to be able to hold up the universe itself through sheer force of will.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BinaryMan
Discworld has a pretty damn good willpower perk.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Stupidasole
Class Cards seem not to induce mental effects like that. Illya uses it without issue, and Kuro basically incorporates it into her existence and she gets all of the Class Card abilities innate without any mental change. Her origin is probably SLUT instead of SWORD.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@RumChicken
Going from this - are there any Perks that would let you train your Pokemon past Level 100? Champ in the Making makes getting them there a lot easier, but if I want them to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND, I'll need more.

likme
likme

@BinaryMan
Lightbringer has a perk for unbreakable willpower, that's pretty good.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
Sweet. That means I can get UBW without mental fuckery and still be able to use the reality marble option from the FSN jump for something personalized.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Does anyone know if the improved Kaioken in DBZ would affect the soul? If it does not, does anyone know of any perks that link the gains however temporary of your body to your soul?

FastChef
FastChef

Can I use the bankai in the Zanpaku-tō if I copy them with Unlimited Blade Works?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Harmless_Venom
There will be Light!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Snarelure
Class Cards are really a great option if you like the Stay/Night Servants and want to use their abilities. You can even nab Gilgamesh like that. The only issue is that you're stuck with the ones the Ainsworths had around when Prisma happened unless you copy their box and then get the summoning perk from GO. And the issue with THAT is that the process is pretty evil and basically involves mind raping the Servant until they lose their will then sealing them.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Carnalpleasure
Just wait until a new pokemon game comes out that uses leveling past 100 as it's gimmick. It's bound to happen eventually.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Stupidasole
I don't.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BinaryMan
There's a perk in Digimon World 2, Unbreakable, that makes it so your durability is tied to your willpower and vise versa. Add that onto gigantic boosts like Dragon Eater (Waltraute) and Barbadium Body (God Of Highschool).

idontknow
idontknow

@FastChef
I was going to say no, because bankai is dependent on the spirit within cooperating with you, but then I remembered that the Quincy did manage to steal Bankai forcibly without the spirit working with them. So probably, but I'd expected you'd need to figure it out instead of automatically getting access.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@DeathDog
@BunnyJinx
fwiw, I notice this is a newer version of the jump; the only change is that it adds a singular companion import option to the group companion import option.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Deadlyinx
O contaire
AU CONTRAIRE

[REEEEEEEES IN FRENCH]

Evilember
Evilember

@Spamalot
Dragon Eater isn't so much a durability boost as it is some sort of abstract damage-negation effect. But that is a good idea, I like that. Stat-scaling perks are nice.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RavySnake
@Gigastrength
Works fine in Adobe Reader, gets mangled in Firefox's built-in reader.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
Any blanket immunity to mind control or illusions should work.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BinaryMan
I have little to no idea about DBZ (though didn't Goku learn the Kaioken when he was dead? I know that much. So that implies Ki is tied to your soul), but I Will Surpass God from Soul Eater makes gains in soul correspond to gains in body, and vice versa, and it applies to both temporary and permanent increases. It's a great perk.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Burnblaze
Damn frogs

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Burnblaze
LE REEEEEEEE

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Burnblaze
FRENCH

Hi there mate. Have you surrendered today? How about a bath,ye filthy snail-eater?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Burnblaze
You're one to talk. At least we stayed with our allies for one World War.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@LuckyDusty

Allies? Don't you mean those guys who had to save your ass?
Pity them, having to associate with """people""" like (You)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@LuckyDusty
You mean your rescuers right?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Burnblaze
Don't worry people, I'll claim this savage cheeseeater by speaking to him in his native tongue. Omelette du fromage

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Dreamworx
Is she asking for a beer?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Nojokur
It seems to be like low tier Xianxia setting but the plot involves a lot of people high up on the power scale.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BinaryMan
@Fuzzy_Logic
Goku uses the kaioken in the afterlife (King Kai's planet, and the otherworld tournament, while filler in detail, but some of the characters like the Grand Kai and that Goku trained and perfected abilities and transformation in the afterlife are canon and stated in the manga)) and it has the expected effect, and remember that Vegeta came back to fight Buuhan and Kid Buu as a ghost. Basically in DBZ, your body is unnecessary, ki is entirely about your soul more or less.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

A treat before I go to bed

Jump 14: Kamen Rider Showa Part 1
Origin: Drop-In
Age: 21
Perks:
Badass Biker
Breaking the Language Barrier
Would You Like Some Cheese With That Ham? [900]
Jumper, Friend! [800]
Call of the Wild [600]
Wild Child [300]

Items:
Basket of Fruits
Gogo Armlet [0]

Kill or be killed. That is the rule I've lived by for over a century, now. My body is accustomed to violence, my ears tuned to the sound of guns, my hands lovingly familiar with the impact of bone against bone. Those who do not know me consider me a madman. Those who do speak a single curse at me and fight me with all of their greed and drive: “Give me the Key.”

Here isn't any different. I woke up with a strange artifact tied to my arm. When I said the word, I turned into a mighty beast. The transformation is...strange. Exhilarating. Primal. Difficult to control myself. It's not as if I'm in danger of turning into a monster...rather, it feels like it lacks the hesitation and self-doubt I'm plagued by. Like an animal that knows its place in nature - to kill to survive, but no more than that, and no less. It's almost liberating.

I don't bother trying to re-adjust to society. The wild feels like my home more than anywhere else, now. I'm assaulted by monsters each day, each of whom say some variation of that same curse. So there's no point in trying to in the first place, right? If they're all looking for a place to die, I'll be happy to show them the door.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Burnblaze
French
Expecting respect
Your country and people are awful.

takes2long
takes2long

@Lord_Tryzalot
...still, I feel compelled to emerge from that place, sometimes. There are normal people who are threatened by these monsters. I can't ignore them, no matter how hard I try. Why? I know it won't make much of a difference in the long haul. And I always have to leave them behind, one way or another, before something else goes wrong or something new hunts me. But, still...well, it doesn't matter. After all, violence is my most constant companion. And I've plenty to share with these kaijin and their banner ‘Shocker’ in all its forms. So. Here I am. Come and get me.

A-MA-ZOOOOOOON!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@takes2long
DID YOU CALL!?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@cum2soon
So, the same state literally every other country except the Nordics are in at this very moment.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RumChicken
except the nordics
Sweden yes!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Fuzzy_Logic
Yeah that is a nice perk, I think I will snag it, thanks.

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Fuzzy_Logic
Huh, Ki is weird in DBZ. Then again maybe Ki is weird in other places and I just haven't been paying attention. Thanks for the help you two.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Dreamworx
Says the country that managed to turn an offensive with superior numbers into the enemy rolling into your territory
TWICE IN A ROW

You picked a fight with GREECE and they ended up in Albania

and then you had a five to one numbers advantage in North Africa and the bongs just smashed you

YOU LOST MORE AIRCRAFT THAN THE BRITS LOST MEN
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT

5mileys
5mileys

@Garbage Can Lid
hey man
You're talking to an Italian AND a lawyer
in the same human shell

Good luck ever getting IT to admit it's wrong.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@PackManBrainlure
C E O
E
O

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Garbage Can Lid
You picked a fight with GREECE and they ended up in Albania
and then you had a five to one numbers advantage in North Africa and the bongs just smashed you

We let them win!

@Garbage Can Lid
YOU LOST MORE AIRCRAFT THAN THE BRITS LOST MEN
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT

We didn't need that. Just a way to take out the trash.

@5mileys
Good luck ever getting IT to admit it's wrong.

I take offence on that. I'm a pretty neutral person, no personal feelings attached to Italy at all in my arguments, just facts.

TechHater
TechHater

@RumChicken
Except the Nordics
You mean the place where they have feminist snowplows and no-go zones that people are begging they send the military into because the muslim refugees made it too dangerous for cops?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Garbage Can Lid
Says the country that lost againts a bunch of indians with machetes

girlDog
girlDog

@TechHater
check the news to verify claims

God fucking damn it.
Elon, get us the fuck off this fucking planet already.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TurtleCat
At least we had the decency to lose to Germany. You know who else loses to Germany? Everybody that borders it. This is scientific fact. It's why Russia lost in WW1 but won in WW2, they had a buffer state the second time around.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Dreamworx
France actually had a guerilla resistance army led by a French general when it was occupied.

WebTool
WebTool

@girlDog
Space Colonization is just another term for White Flight, and like all colonization (and you) is racist.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@lostmypassword
At least we had the decency to lose to Germany.

French
Decency
For being losers

user, please. Just go back to your snail-eating. And try getting a bath for a change.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@girlDog
They're still taking in more, user. They still claim there isn't a problem.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@girlDog
Elon
Can we go with some else who hasn't only recently gotten their rocket ships to not explode?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@WebTool
Zeon rebels because the white nationalist types want to be as far from the other races on earth as possible
And it also explains why they wanted to drop a colony on South America! Nobody can cross the border if they're all dead! Flawless master race logic!

MPmaster
MPmaster

@New_Cliche
Because claiming there's a problem would be racist.
Even though Islam is a religion, and not a race.
What is discrimination against a religion called, anyway?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@whereismyname
That's what happens when you start making rockets, user. Everyone had to solve the "OH GOD IT KEEPS EXPLODING" problem.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@MPmaster
The Crusades?

Methshot
Methshot

@MPmaster
Faith

Methnerd
Methnerd

@whereismyname
Oh, you mean NASA, those guys that don't have the funding to send a damn thing into space and keep pushing their rocket back another decade?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@whereismyname
Russia and America lost their shit

We need to start from the ground up again.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

This is what sounds on my mind when a french user is defending their country
https://youtu.be/FKdn4tV4kzc

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@whereismyname
90% success rate, multiple landings and re-uses of rockets, many successfully delivered payloads.
What has anyone else done recently, in regards to advancing space travel?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@hairygrape
That's just a meme, the French don't have the bravery to fight.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Is there a way to steal the power from defeated enemies? Not their unique abilities, as most power stealing perks refer to, but their raw power. Stuff like taking their strength or their life energy/ki and then add them to my own?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Stupidasole
I am a bemoaning hero. I hate the job, but keep going back to help if I am needed. Why are all of these people so stupid? Why can't they learn to not open hell portals? I tend to hate the people I save. Kids are okay I guess, because they are children and don't know better. But... god dammit I gotta go. A group of wizards just poked a hole in reality to see what was on the other side.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@TechHater
no-go zones that people are begging they send the military into because the muslim refugees made it too dangerous for cops?
From what I've read online that originated from the Swedish police saying there are areas that the inhabitants won't cooperate with police due to an anti police culture in that neighborhood when they're looking for suspects and was vastly blown out of proportion by the media. Unless you're talking about something else?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@kizzmybutt
It's vastly overblown!
Ah, the cry of the user in denial.

FastChef
FastChef

@kizzmybutt
There's an interview with the head of the ambulance union or something, and he talks about the shit he's seen.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@kizzmybutt
Not too long ago there was an incident where police were lured into an ambush and stoned. They retreated and tried to go back in, but they just got stoned some more. It's not overblown, they literally attack anybody who goes into "their" areas like the savages they are.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TurtleCat
Not Enough Hon Hon/10

King_Martha
King_Martha

@RumChicken
I said that the idea of no go zones originated from a reporter calling areas that a police report had said there where problem areas where people would be unhelpful with the police. Do you have any proof that the police have areas that they actually won't go to?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@FastChef
@kizzmybutt
Found it
https://youtu.be/ta5a02MzWjE

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@King_Martha
Are you going to ignore the other replies? Moreover, why do I always have to find the links? Why don't you provide a link to where your refutation is coming from? Who told you that it's overblown? Some user already posted a link above, at least,, though I bet you'll ignore it.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@TurtleCat
Not even one 'we surrender'

Snarelure
Snarelure

What did you do in spice and wolf?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Snarelure
Nothing, best girl is taken and the setting is boring.

WebTool
WebTool

@Snarelure
I threw spice at wolves.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TalkBomber
You could take second best girl if you are quick enough

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@RavySnake
Holy shit yes.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@AwesomeTucker
What, their daughter? Jumps only last ten years, senpai. She's going to be a baby by the time the jump ends.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stupidasole
Glad to know even Jumpers don't do the Twilight baby future love interest bullshit.

takes2long
takes2long

@Boy_vs_Girl
Ignore the pic. That was an accident
Take this Dark Magician girl pic to make up for it.

massdebater
massdebater

@PurpleCharger
Who's that Rifu that 47's using?

Snarelure
Snarelure

So how come James Cameron's Avatar flies under the Quality Radar?

Evilember
Evilember

@Fuzzy_Logic
Jumper astral projects into Tzeentch's realm
Mollusk laughs at Jumper
"KAIO-KEN X1000"
"Kaio wha-"
Jumper psychic punches Tzeentch

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fuzzy_Logic
Basically in DBZ, your body is unnecessary, ki is entirely about your soul more or less.
I think it's something about the interaction between your body and soul. Remember Ginyu's thing was mind-swapping into stringer bodies, but when he tried it with Goku, it was lower than expected.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Snarelure
Because while it's visually astounding, the plot is basically Pocahontas in Space.
It probably won't get any better over the next 4 movies.
Cameron is still planning to make a GUNNM movie.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Snarelure
Because the only thing anything wanted out of it was to burn a world and mine it for its resources.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@VisualMaster
Pretty sure the implication there was that most of Goku's power was from abilities and kaioken at that point. Remember that a lot of Earth techniques are stronger than the user, some as kamehameha, and that this was the point where Goku was rapidly firing Kaiokens for a heartbeat and doing the same with regular ki bursts. Someone like Ginyu who is used to aliens that don't do much training, relying on techniques and power bursts would seem strange and difficult.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PurpleCharger
They're making four more of those movies?

What in the blue Christ?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@PurpleCharger
Yknow. I really should've mentioned the jump, but thank you for reminding me that yeah, it does have its origin IP to contend with.

spoilers

... I don't have the right reaction gif for this.

@Ignoramus
Yknow what fair enough. Just figured I'd ask given - and I am really sorry for this, KOTOR - it's kinda meh on many levels.

5mileys
5mileys

@VisualMaster
Wasn't that just because Ginyu didn't know how to use the Kaio-ken?

Also, wasn't there a thing about how Goku was allowed to keep his body after he died because he needed to train so he could beat Nappa and Vegeta? And then that kind of mutated into a rule that you could keep your body in the Other World if your power level was high enough?

Or am I just misremembering everything?

likme
likme

@5mileys
You're remembering right, only all that is filler stuff and not canon manga stuff.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@PurpleCharger
Four more

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Spamalot
@Snarelure
It was made in 2015, back when myself and other jumpers were only interested in a few specific things from the setting and I didn't really know how to make super complex jumps.

Why, do you want to redo it?

TechHater
TechHater

What is the worst possible companion to take?

FastChef
FastChef

@PurpleCharger
Cameron is still planning to make a GUNNM movie
It's set to be released July 20, 2018, Cameron stepped aside as it wasn't getting done, so he's just on as writer and producer, and the director is Robert Rodriguez. The cast seems fine, though /a/ had a fit when they found out that Christoph Waltz was going to be Ido, as that means he can't be Nova.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@takes2long
Dark Magician Girl Raven

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@5mileys
@likme
Wasn't there something about Goku not being able to use full power for long in Buu saga because he didn't have a living body?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Do you ever leave weapons, magic items or advanced technology laying around after you jump?

My Jumper is a blacksmith and likes leaving a bunch of weapons laying around for people to find.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@PurpleCharger
Pocahontas in Space
You'd think that make it better. But the Space part was hardly shown off and it lost to ewok-er, Nature tree thing. So we're left with a Pocahontas movie without the nice Disney music. So it's a worse Pocahontas movie, and the Disney one is already considered a low one of its era by some fans.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TalkBomber
On a related note someone asked if you would be willing to update that jump at some point, just thought I'd pass it one in case you didn't see it.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TalkBomber
Do you want to redo it.

... Give me like a few hours of hard drinking and I'll get back to you. In all seriousness I've already got shit on my plate, so while I might want to take a stab at it, my months-old project needs to be finished first. I was mostly just wondering if you were ever planning on updating it.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Nude_Bikergirl
Not because he didn't have a living body, but because he wasn't alive, and his time on earth was limited as he was only allowed to be on earth so long while dead, and somehow using 3 spent that time in a really vague and bizarre way.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Harmless_Venom
I make divine ranked musical instruments and leave them around or hand them out.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Inmate
Nice.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Inmate
Sorceress is best, as usual
Raven is best, as usual

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Harmless_Venom
Forgot my damn image

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Harmless_Venom
Not for just any random joe schmoe, but yes.

Typically I leave them as gifts (gotta love that MonHun perk).

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Harmless_Venom
Yes

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Sir_Gallonhead
Desolate Era is heavy on chinese mythology, in xianxia format.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@w8t4u
@viagrandad
Avatar is one of those jumps that I know needs to be updated but I can't work up the motivation to actually do it. Why, what are some things you'd want to see included or altered?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BinaryMan
... If you'll pardon my bluntness, some actual perklines.

I went Drop-In, and purchased literally all the sodding Skills for 500 CP.
All of 'em.
And I think you could do the same for cheaper as some of the actual origins.

As well, a Link Shack freebie for Drop-Ins makes... not a lick of sense, given A) Drop-Ins don't get an Avatar body unless purchased for 1000 CP, and B) the Link Shack serves no purpose after the jump except for reverse-engineering to make similar pods for other "possess-a-body" creations. Avatars become alt-forms and all that.

I can't work up the motivation to actually do it.
I got no room to judge, so don't worry.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@kizzmybutt
Hey OAA, nice to see you back

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Carnalpleasure
What is this meme, to accuse people of being a detested namefag.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Carnalpleasure
Why do anons do this? If someone doesn't have a name, they don't want you calling them out, and it just opens up @RavySnake
to shitpost at them like the no life fuck he is.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@RumChicken
Better yet, how the fuck would they even know.

That could just be Johnny Anonymous.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@FastChef
@Spazyfool
@cum2soon
@kizzmybutt
I'm still not seeing anything saying there are areas that are to dangerous for the police to enter and they need the military to help them. Sure there are issues with violence against them and paramedics in certain areas but it's not like they avoid them or aren't working to solve the issues they have there. Here's a report from the Swedish police website on problem areas (You have to translate it though)

https://polisen.se/Aktuellt/Rapporter-och-publikationer/Ovriga-rapporter/Publicerat-ovriga-rapporter/Utsatta-omraden-2017/

SniperGod
SniperGod

I know it's unlikely, but has anyone found a way to make it so the Knight’s Baton from Labyrinth doesn't scale down in damage for smaller opponents?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@StonedTime
Are you Swedish? If so that'd explain why you're desperate to pretend this isn't a problem. I haven't met many Swedes who don't balk at the idea that maybe importing a massive population of permanent residents from the third world will fuck them in the ass.

Here's two examples of elements in your nation asking for military help, though:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/755997/Sweden-Malmo-military-intervention-no-go-zone-crime-surge
Some of your politicians.

http://www.dagensmedicin.se/artiklar/2014/11/11/ambulansfack-vill-ha-militarutrustning/
Paramedics.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StonedTime
Oh, I should also link to something about the no-go zones:

http://www.krone.at/530940

iluvmen
iluvmen

What are some nifty things for a robotic or cyborg jumper to pick up?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@iluvmen
A box.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@iluvmen
The Black Dog powers from Double Cross might be to your interest, given that a lot of them involve merging with or controlling technology. Also, all the But Actually, A Machine! boosts from the Archie Sonic jump. There's a lot of cool powers offered there.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@iluvmen
A Symbiote from the Symbiote jump. Chibi Robo's infinite energy. Metroid power armour and the Legendary perk in particular. Superconducting candor from Hive Queen Quest.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BinaryMan
Out of curiosity KOTOR do you plan to make any more starwars jumps or are you about done with the series? (Asking for the purposes of my chain and planning story arcs)

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TreeEater
I have no plans to make any more star wars jumps except maybe Battlefront.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@DeathDog
Clone wars update? . . . Please?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Evil_kitten
@King_Martha
Thanks! I'll check 'em out.
@Fried_Sushi
Like pic related? Not a bad idea.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@iluvmen
A sense of humor.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@LuckyDusty
At least we stayed with our allies for one World War.

I agree user, They were very loyal and fought to the end

Skullbone
Skullbone

@iluvmen
Anything from the expert perk line from Noe-Hesei part 3. Even if your now a total robot, and giving yourself a cyber-brain would be a bit redundant, being able to make an entire army of sentient androids that can shift between data and matter at will is about as sci-fi as you can get.

This is just me, but in almost every chain I make, I end up getting the above mentioned perks and incorporating Roidmudes directly into my new cyber-brain. It's debatable how actually useful this particular method is.

Methshot
Methshot

@Harmless_Venom
That sounds like it could be interesting. I'd do that; slap a few strong enchantments on them, have requirements for being pure of heart and just or whatever to wield them, and watch the magic happen.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Are there any equivalents to 1/16 saiyan? Having all the benefits of a full blooded member of a race whenever you have any genetic relation to them is cool, but I'd rather not go to dragon ball until later in my chain.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@RumChicken
Australian actually. Here's a site with statistics for the reported crimes in Sweden from 1950 to 2016
https://www.bra.se/bra-in-english/home/crime-and-statistics/crime-statistics.html
No evidence of a massive crime wave or increase in murder etc. Obviously there are some problems but Sweden has hardly become the hellhole some people try to portray it as.
For example the most dangerous city in Sweden with a lot of immigrants (Malimo) has a murder rate of 3.4 per 100,000 compared to somewhere like Chigaco which has 28 or St Louis which has 59.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Ignoramus
Do you have any more of the OC powers?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
Not right now. Just writing my own chain and watching some SH videos.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@RavySnake
A lot of native Swedish citizens have military training.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@haveahappyday
Are the powers given by Lower Case god considered magical, or just generic divine stuff? Specifically for the purposes of benefitting from Die Ewigkeit's magic boost, I mean.

FastChef
FastChef

@Flameblow
Probably magical, yeah.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@RavySnake
You're using government statistics to argue against what actual police and paramedics are saying. Do you understand the concept of bias? Never mind the actual issue of how the statistics are gathered, whether or how migrants are being prosecuted (I know that in Germany for example they manipulate it by deporting instead of prosecuting), and whether anyone is reporting it (migrant on migrant crime isn't going to be reported to the police.) So again, how are you going to reconcile what people on the ground are saying to government approved (and a goverment that is vociferously FOR importing as many migrants as possible), and how are you going to handle the issues with the statistics even if they are truthful? It's like with Global Warming. You are pumping tons of chemicals into the atmosphere. Are you going to pretend that they'll magically do nothing? So in Sweden you are pumping in tons of religious extremists from violent third world countries with violent cultures. Are they going to magically become law abiding citizens?

And Chicago and St. Louis are essentially turning into Neo-Detroits. Declining population, dying economy. They're cities made up mostly of the impoverished, which in the US means poor blacks and a lot of gang violence.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@iluvmen
Entry-level Scandi bootcamp is basically like Summer Camp.

takes2long
takes2long

Is Kid Icarus Uprising getting a jump?

askme
askme

@takes2long
SoAnon was making it, and the thread ran her out on a rail, more or less, after she objected to lewd jumps.

likme
likme

@FastChef
Does the magic boost from Die Ekigweit apply to all magic or just the magic from Masadaverse?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
Mmm, all magic.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Are there any Servants from canon who might be fun to import as another class we haven't seen yet? I'm talking like Nero Assassin presuming I'm reading this right and being poisoned and betrayed qualifies her or Berserker Rider.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Deadlyinx
K thanks Senpai.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SniperWish
Would Beast of Possibility allow you to advance to Emanation? If not, what requirements allows you to skip?

massdebater
massdebater

@Stupidasole
tldr I'll just claim that anon's sources are biased, except for the parts I'm using of course, and let's toss in questioning the "statistics even if they are truthful"
even if they are truthful

Okay, you made me laugh.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@happy_sad
It wouldn't. Resource based ones for the most part, makes it work like the perk describes. It won't let you grow to things you don't have any potential though. A non saiyan won't become a super saiyan with it and you won't get to Atziluth without the potential.

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