Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

My dudes = your dudes but in different ways

Imma just shill this again

if you need to ask who he is you don't belong here

Taukid Here. That kid who's new to WH40k wants to start collecting Tau minis.

Anywho, I was wondering if the Tau starter kit and pathfinding team is a good combo. Would that be enough minis for a small match?

Whats that one model you love, but always disappoints you on the table top?

don't duck with a dakka-face son.

didn't your warboss ever teach you anything.

Didn't he write the Tyranid Codex fluff or something?

Who cares.

Sorry user he beat me to it
He didn't even add top five squigs

orks < anyones dudes

Wrong

Fuck off Aaron.

Re-posting from last thread as I didn't hear anything.

I'm thinking about building a 2k First Company, Cataphractii List for theme/fluff reasons and I have a question about which list I should do.

The first is as follows

Vanguard Detachment 1

HQ: Cataphractii Captain: Relic Blade, CombiMelta

Elites: 3x Squads of 5-Man Cataphractii squads that are 4x Lighting Claw/Combi Bolter Marines with 1 Combi-bolter and Chainfist on the sergeant.

Heavy: 1 Vanilla Land Raider w/ Multi-melta

Vangaurd 2:

HQ: 1 Terminator Chaplain (Storm Bolter/Crozious)

Eliets: 2x Dreadnoughts w/ TL Las-Cannons and Missile Launchers

1x 9 man Cataphractii Squad thats all Dual Lightning Claws but for the Sergeant and a Marine who have Chainfists.

The other list is the same as the above but with the dreadnoughts are dropped for a second Land Raider while the Chaplain and melee focused squad are moved over to the main Detachment (the Melee squad dropping two guys, one of which was the chainfist).

This really isn't going to be a super competitive list but would it be fun to play with and against?

I'm leaning more towards the second list as the first would force me to have one footbound Cataphractii squad in the back so everything can teleport in or a character outside of the teleporting squads.

I've been debating IH tactics and BT and am, so far, thinking about the latter, along with swapping out the Chain Fists for power fists and maybe giving the captain a storm shield so he can grab the Shield relic to halve all damage going at him.

I added top 5 rivals.

You promised me a cute OP image OP you lying faggot.

Claimed for Sisters where she belongs.

It's more the principle of the thing, people act all secretive and exclusionary because they have access to chinese recasters and pretend they are cooler than everyone else because they think they're in some sort of secret club.

> Why share information to make things easier for other people in my hobby when I can just act like a shithead instead

Thread got grinched !

Fuck he looks old. Mentally I always remember his mullet look from 90s WD.

Fuck off with the /pol/ reaction images, keep the thread Veeky Forums related.

nth for paint and glue into stinky case and shake it.

Why you have boyz to be your nob’s meat shield.

>still no Celestine X Gayfax yuri art
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

Fact: There are waifus in pretty much every series of 40k novels.

The only reason ADB gets shat on is because he writes Chaos well, and people hate that.

If his novels were about generic boring guardsmen who kill thousands of space marines with a single lasgun, you faggots would lap it up.

HOLY FUCK HYPE

>Was about to post celestine
>Now too late

So this is what getting cucked feels like.

cause it's illegal you dense motherfucker

I didn't realize charlie manson wrote for GW back in their glory days.

Maybe if GW would hire Anders breivik to write codexes we get some balanced rules for once.

Get out you horrendous newfaggot.

>> Why share information to make things easier for other people in my hobby when I can just act like a shithead instead
Because caster have been shut down by GW and GW white knights. That's why. It has nothing to do with being in a secret club, man. One of the recasters I've used over the years has gone through 5 fucking name changes because people were too loose with his info.

You have no idea, user.
Ectasy is a sure way to cause trust issues.

Veeky Forums had more drawfags back in the day. The yuri art would have hit the shelves a week after the minis release back in the day.

>The only reason ADB gets shat on is because he writes Chaos well, and people hate that.

He doesn't write anything well.

I've always wanted a tau combined arms list. infantry. tanks and even the aircraft. they look really neat. the hammerhead is literally my second favourite 40k model.

shame it qualifies for the position user described.

Daddy Dorn return when?

They're in China, retard.

If copyright law mattered there places like alibaba literally wouldn't exist.

How does Galactus rank in the 40k universe?
He can warp reality, has crazy psychic powers, eats planets, and has a magic remote control that deletes anything the plot doesn't like
I'd guess like daemon primarch Magnus or super chicken powerful since he's regularly BTFU'd by a guy who can stretch a lot

False.

he grows his hair on the inside now

>Sisters players getting upset that all the Guard fags enjoy having her in their army

they know where real best ship is

>anime poster with bad opinions
I'm absolutely shocked.

I think there's more art of macha than there is depictions of Christ and she was made of about 5 polygons in DoW
Oldfag Veeky Forums used to get shit down, now everyone's too busy actually playing the game since it's not hot garbage anymore

>Beastmen in 40K

This is how 40K dies.

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>ADBfag avatarfagging with shitty anime waifus
Oh my sides

Is it heresy to fuck an aeldari as long as my mighty marine meat cock is tearing her apart in the process?

9th edition when?

>best ship
Anyone got that picture of the bitch from doki doki literature club vomiting?

They still take action when they are forced to by complaints.
That is why recaster shops etc are getting closed all the time.
Believe or not there were a few instances where whole workshops get raided by the cops.
Not that i know if this has happened to a recaster or not but this has happened to a few airsoft clone sellers.

>basket weavers on peruvian basket weaving forum

What ever could be next?

greater daemons (no durablity), exalted chariots (not enough attacks or damage)

if you want porn so bad put up some $. i can do doodle but like everyone can't be bothered to do smut

tomorrow

They've always been in it you fucking newfag

Shut the fuck up newfag.

It's how it started.

You stupid cunt.

Well?

Kinda lost in the shitposting.. I asked before
What is the best loadout for Hellforged Contemptor, Deredeo and Leviathan for a Death Guard Army?
I have scavenged the two types of old FW dreads, one is Las/Melee the other is Las/ML.
I wish to build a Dreadnought DG detachment (DDGD?) but I want to plan the weapons used.
Can someone with a better clue about dread help me?

You'd better not read the 40k rulebook then.

They've always been a thing, they even have rules with R&H.

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Oh fuck yes
will they ever go back to normal eldar names

>Anders breivik

fucker couldn't even get into the mandatory military conscription. I'm amazed he managed to kill as many as he did

>yvraine
>no more than 6'
>guilliman
>easily 12' tall
How much elf magic does it take to rearrange her insides after coitus?

It's nice to see that the 8th ed. description of abhumans in general and beastmen in particular is still accurate, but this dude is just some unusual exception.

How what started? fantasy or necroboringda?

TYRANID PDF IN MEGA WHEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

no, they will not

>if you want porn so bad put up some $. i can do doodle but like everyone can't be bothered to do smut

Right after the irl codex drops that makes them op for a week

last thread. CTRL+F stinky

It's already there you retarded dumbfuck

Not to mention it has its own separate link to DL it from

What the hell is your issue

> Implying this thing wouldn't be executed on sight by literally any Imperial aligned army in the galaxy

Abhumans are scum

Do marines have dicks? Do primarchs? Does marine augmentation make your dick bigger or is it like roids

Anyone else feel like all the new special characters aren't at all interesting outside their tabletop use?
It just feels like every time I field one of them it's like I'm fielding some stock hero that I can't modify rather than some war ragged warrior that fought through decades of conflicts to be where they are.

Very true.
The reason he seems to write somethings well derives from the fact that he leans on the existing fluff as his crutch. Even than he has to insert random shit to buff up the characters in his story.
For example in helsreach a Templar techmarine just outright Grand Theft Autos the ordinatus armageddon, and manages to fire it at an ork titan by himself for reasons.

Look at the bottom of the OP.

none cos guilimans peepee is tiny, it's why he likes empire building so much, he feels it compensates

>fags actually want to be paid in more than (you)'s to draw porn
What a terrible distopian future we live in

>Mfw flgs owner forces people to say ynnari

How would they ever manage anal?

>that wraithlord

youtube.com/watch?v=HBuWNsSi8G8

He bends over and she sticks her dicks in.

very wholesome.

> Not making your own heroes

Find models you like that are fairly powerful and come up with a name and backstory for why they are in your army. It helps if you use rarer models that are more powerful/expensive points wise to set them apart from standard dudes.

Literally forge a narrative.

Probably they casterate, and cut off the dick to connect it to a urine collecting device.

Marines don't need dicks, especially if they're never going to use them.

Cull every bit of fat and useless skin that doesn't benefit combat.

No, except space wolves because they're special snowflakes.

Marine augmentation is exactly like roids except they also castrate you.

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newfag

All ork units
i spent my fucking savings after college on a gargantuan squiggoth and two big squigs

Wtf is this AoS shit? Take it to the fantasy general.

Isn't there a book where a female Inquisitor sees a naked GK and wishes they could fuck because he's packing?

It can be done.
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