How do you kill a slasher so that he won't come back for the sequel?

Herp, you're right.

You stab it in the box office

wish.

box...office.

Make them a laughing stock

Charmlessly. In a way that everybody expects, feels like they've seen before, and aren't excited to see more of. Freddy's gonna come back after you roundhouse kick him into a nun ghost that unbirths him, but Smiley stayed dead.

Kill him in a manner that is prohibitively expensive to film yet strangely unentertaining, ensuring the film flops, loses money hand over fist, and nobody wants to touch the title with a twelve-foot pole.

Chop the actor, producer, and director's heads off, burn the pieces.

>prohibitively expensive to film

Hasn't been a problem in decades, especially now when anything rooted in a beloved 80s franchise gets a blank check from the studio.

Smiley?

not that user but from what i know, smiley is a slasher flick with the slasher literally having a smiley emoticon for a face

Precisely.

The villain is also Veeky Forums. There is a character called Pedobear. Tobuscus is in it.

get some random slut to accuse the actor of molesting her 20 years ago

Strap him to a space shuttle (using an actual space shuttle), lift off into orbit (actually doing so) and then use CGI to render every star at actual size and distances in the decades-long footage of him being shot to the sun.
Then, when he's about to hit the sun, end the movie.

Banish him to the Shadow Realm.

The killer appears when people say "I did it for the lulz" on Chatroulette and the director promoted the movie by claiming Anonymous were targeting him.

>How do you kill a slasher so that he won't come back for the sequel?
The film has to be the last shot in a long series of bombs and reboot attempts. So you tank it so hard that the studio AND its parent company both go bankrupt. If the franchise never made all that much money to begin with even when it was successful, well, I guess that's as close as you can get to a guarantee that someone won't come along in 50 years and go for a reboot. But still....

...you never know...

You can't as they are all advanced Liches whose phylacteries haven't been destroyed.

Jason's is obviously either his mask or his knife, or even something at the bottom of the lake of camp whatever-it-was.

Freddy's initially would have been the glove, but idk anymore after the last couple movies.

Michael's is obviously the mask

Jason's is his mother's head.

>camp whatever-it-was
Camp Crystal Lake, you culturally illiterate dandiprat.

In Jason's case, shoot him a billion times, and if he just barely escapes via his heart not being blown up, stab him with a magic knife.

That's not very neighborly of you user. I was just trying to participate in the discussion.

Are you ok? Do you need to talk? You seem very angry at strangers on the internet for trivial reasons

Jason Goes to Hell was a mistake.

>Friday the 13th was a mistake
Yes.

youtube.com/watch?v=ocgj9tewHso

kill the producers

How we did it in our slasher game; romance and relationship them.

Though in our case it was a female slasher, so maybe a tad easier to waifu.

Don't slashers usually have horrible physical deformities?

Straight asking to be Sleepaway Camp'd.

Yes, and this one was horribly physically deformed. But the guy took one for the team, or what was left of it after the slasher got nearly everyone.

>How do you kill a slasher so that he won't come back for the sequel?

Give them a nice waifu who understands them and don't care if they're fucked up.

How weould mama Voorhees react to Sadako Yamamura?

I think she would be down, Sadako is a nice conservative girl.