You and your party are charged with the protection of an infant, probably your own...

>>how to create a monster
It's nothing enough castings of Modify Memory can't fix. Alternatively don't let the party Wizard come up with the plan for child care.

Throw the child to some wolves, that tends to work out fairly well.

I'm willing to learn.

Murcielago. The older woman is a psychopath who has already successfully corrupted at least 3 girls (well, one was already halfway there, being a murderer and the child of a murderer and the other, well was also more or less crazy and wanted to blow up a teacher, which even happened with her aknowledgement). Also she is a lesbian and plans to fuck these kids at some point in the future

Bring the child along in our travels, but keep them safe in towns until they're old enough to learn the ways of heroism. Nurture their strengths, teach them to supplement their weaknesses. Guide them, but don't push them. Teach them morality and flexibility.

Same thing that im doing with the robot our group found. [s] Show it how money equals power and why acquiring more wealth is one of the reasons to wake up every day.[/s]

Definitely dump it in some orphanage or put it in a dumpster somewhere. Babies and children are a complete drag on any adventuring party. But our traveling bad of murderers/hobos/anti-christ like white knights having one would eventually lead to it's horrible death while one or 2 actual players scramble to save it. The other half, including me, would either actively or passively try to get it killed in imaginative or ironic ways.

Is it a bad thing that i'm not turned on by this kind of thing anymore?

Immediately retire from the wandering adventurer lifestyle to something more domestic, find someone to settle down with (unless it's my own), and raise them.

The rest of the party can do whatever. This is a matter of duty.

Super duper carefully. Current game have a baby to take care of. Not a chosen one but it's mine so more important. Other players took all sorts of useful starting equipment, I took only stuff to help with the baby.

Channel jackie Chan

See, now you're just asking for some Chaotic diety to fuck with the kid in this isolated space.

And how do you know that's not part of the prophecy? See, my plan is getting the little guy divine connections while everyone else is worried about "human contact" and "toilets."

They're already the chosen one though. We don't need to make them the chosen one, which is what the reeds are for

Clone the kid. Make sure it's memories are retained by subsequent clones. Store the clones in a demiplane only I can reach. & with every contingency I can think of. Also have no time, or gravity in the demiplane, & only one entrance/exit.

Other than that I raise the kid & just be a normal parent.

Find some nice Highlands/high plains/high country where folks are clannish and insular (I swear to God it's the relative lack of air that does it), set up a homestead, and raise the kid, while quietly taking care of anything that might be snooping around. Have the wizard set up near by to guide the chosen one when they come if age. Make sure they learn a bunch of relevant skills so they have class levels by their preteens, and then when they start chomping at the bit to head off, I know it's chosen one bullshit and hightail it for the other end of the continent before I become the dead parent/mentor

Send them to the BABY DIMENSION

So float it down the river without the reeds? I mean I'll trust you more than I trust myself.
>Tosses baby in water.

Murder and child rape?

"You're welcome"

Currently we're fleeing north so the Empire can't get their hands on her. I'll let you know when we figure out step 2.

feed a diet of live monsters and teach it how to dodge

>Goodberries
>Behold the chosen one

Easy, we'll do a montage and speed up the growth!

youtube.com/watch?v=MF9qpQmCA0k

Goddammit this baby better not turn into a monster or a supervillain or something. I don't want to have to deal with that shit again.

Im okay with the child-rape but murder just doesnt get me hard anymore.

By the time it did you would be old/dead.
It would be a whole new group of characters who never delt with that before.

Enjoy the ban pedo fag.
>You can't advocate child porn/sex. You worthless scumbag.

Well my character owns an orphanage that caters to a frankly absurd variety of children.
Throw them into the bucket, slightly distance myself due to my bad reputation due to being an 'evil wizard' and watch from afar.

Little fuckers going to have a classical chosen one upbringing, just with more skeleton kids, tieflings and so on.

>Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

Womp womp womp

>Thread
>Post
Comparing child porn to mild pettiness.

Literally KYS.

Unlikely 15 min ban =/= peraBan.

I mean you are being a bit petty.

I don't know man, the last time the baby turned into an evil adult alarmingly fast, is all I'm saying.

Is that milk?

Leave it to the wolves. If it is chosen one, it will survive and emerge as radical wolfman.

Fate is funny like that.

Destroy the beast! Find the baby!

I refuse

We do have a big problem with the fun-police on Veeky Forums currently tho.

There two especially autistic fun-cops one of whom gets triggered and spergs everytime some autist makes fun of MUH WIMMINZ and the other gets rectally ragnaroked by MUH CHILDRENS because his uncle fiddled his diddle.

Will there be time when women are not eternal victims?

It is the source of their power. So probably never.

>Protect the Chosen One
If he is the Chosen One, he doesn't need protecting.

Instead, he needs as much trauma as possible in order to fully realise his potential and expediate his growth.

No, you are supposed to grab him by the talon, then toss baby in water.

Learn how things are done, jeez.

Stop adventuring for like 18 years to train the child and have a nice little timeskip

...

Retire. Settle in a rich capital city of a powerful kingdom so child could grow in prosperity and learn from best colledges, fencing masters and philosophers this city has to offer.
Maybe for once the Chosen One gonna be educated, well mannered and enlightened person. Not some backwards brat with hatred for authority and reliance on instincts instead of proper fighting skills.

that's the second time I've seen phrase "accidentally raped" to actually make sense in the context

What's bad was the fact you were turned on by it to begin with user

We're already taking care of an egg laid by a human God (male)
I imagine we'd do nothing different except give it more air

I think it's the child part that the user has a problem with, not the gender

The thing is you and your party are basically guaranteed to die when the child comes of age to fulfil the prophecy, so remember to constantly talk about how what you're teaching them is something they have to learn "for when I'm not around any more" and how one day "You're going to have to do all this on your own, so pay attention".

Constant parental foreshadowing is also a good way to salve the sting of your eventual demise and their defacto orphaning.

Send him to live with his uncle out in the boonies. Be a hermit not far away so you can keep tabs on him.

>The chosen one will save us from the army of corrupted clones of the chosen one
Way to create a circular prophecy, hero.

>replying to obvious sarcasm and/or bait.

What? And condemn his uncle to certain death to push him towards then getting trained by me before my certain death?

Man up, raise him yourself, keep the death flags localised to a few square kilometers around your log cabin out in the middle of nowhere.

Obviously never keep pets or anything.

Quickly have a ton more babies to have around so that anyone seeking to kill the chosen one will be quite confused when he's just one of many babies.

Worked for Dredd

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The problem is that the supply of babies is an inelastic quantity - basically no matter how many babies there are, the demand for babies by baby killers remains constant, rather the demand for baby killers instead increases along with the supply of babies.

This in turn means that the more times you clone the chosen one, the more potential apocalypses there will be, and thus the amount of protection from people trying to kill the babies to avert the prophecised thwartings of the various apocalpsi has to grown proportional with the number of babies.

In short then, there is an absolute upper limit to the number of babies an adventurer party can raise at once before you're gonna have to accept a few apocallipses as the cost of thwarting some other apocalypsoses using a haystack of babies to hide one particular baby.

Find a monastery. Walk him, give the infant to someone who looks like they belong there, and fuck off.

I never said clone the chosen one, we're just surrounding him with other babies so ne'er do wells have a harder time.

Like if the evil lord sends an assassin to "go kill the baby chosen one" and they get there and there's like 50 babies all over the place.

...was about to criticise this but it's basically how jesus survived herod's baby slaughter.

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Confirm chosen for what?

Confirm, morally acceptable fate?

Confirm, prophesy conditions don't include tragic death of mentors.

If all of these line up right? Take over a bandit castle/encampment for a time skip montage only dropping in to defend from invasions or training expeditions. You best be getting paid a whole hell of a lot.

Foist the child off on some farming couple in out in nowhere-land.
...What? That's a narrative GUARANTEE they'll be a successful hero!
I mean, the couple usually dies, sure...

>not turned on by this kind of thing anymore
>anymore

Found my new BBEG.

What could go wrong?

Judge him.

Camp followers. It takes a village, as the saying goes, and we just happen to have a nice sized group on the payroll already, so this kid shouldn't be too much of a burden on out murderhobo lifestyle.

Consider the party involved
LADY THUNDERSTORM JUSTICEHAMMER, THE SAINTED LADY OF THE ORDER OF THE SPIDER, AND HER FAIRIES OF NATURE AND ILLUSION
Her omnicidal ferret familiar with a kill list that would make Kharn blush.
Gran Autismo, the Living Railgun and chosen of Eriol, lady of chaos. Known far and wide for his lack of understanding the words "Collateral Damage"
His pet horse Gabby Johnson, the drunkest, bestest horse. Unless the Empress' horses are around, or THUNDERSTORM JUSTICEHAMMER incarnates the Elf King and his King-Horse.
Decidedly-Less-Evil-Wizard-Yoshikage-Kira and his KILLAH QUEEN fairy, neither of whom technically exist, but who can be counted on to fuck shit up without being found out.
The Gaira Dragons of Erebus and Eriol
The C'iel Dragons of Gabriel and Uriel
An entire bandit group that retired to serve Gran Autismo because he's banging their cougar of a boss
THE CHURCH OF THE SACRED SPIDER
A pair of incredibly cheerful half-Gaira "older sisters"
The Hand of the Empress and the New Conclave, both of whom are on the party's speed dial.

Kid's safe from just about anything, up to and possibly including some of the lower-ranking Imperium crew, and in another level or two, probably the high-ranking shit, too.
Whether the kid's safe from Gran Autismo going full retard with is Railgun... Eeehhhhhhhh...

Murder the little shitter. I'm not playing second fiddle to the DMPC.

I quit the game. I didn't sign up to watch some npc be the big goddamn hero.

Leave them on a private demi-plane with a magically constructed caretaker until they are old enough to actually do shit, then hand them a sword/magic tome or whatever and tell them to get to work.

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
LOVE AND HUG THE DRAGON LOLI

Chosen for what, and by who.

Damien was Chosen too.

The mom lady Knight of our group more than likely will take on the burden herself. Wouldn't be the first time she's adopted some child and turned them into a proper individual.

This is the correct choice.

Why would that create a monster?
Is a kid that is raised in a perfectly safe, idyllic place where s/he is showered with love and looked after by their surrogate parents inherently a monster?
Hell, even let them grow alongside the rest of the party's children (if there's any) so that he learns to share and not to be selfish.

Party consists of:
>pants on head retarded barbarian who’s been slowly turning more and more beastial as the campaign has gone on
>well meaning but ultimately half crazed half orc barbarian/diviner
>fire obsessed wizard who, while being probably the most intelligent member of the party is probably turning into some kind of deamon
>a knight with Dad issues and a hatred for people who lie that borders on obsession/psychosis
>A reforming highwayman who’s actually trying to become a good person
>The paladin of freedom with a wooping 7 int who’s also the party moral compass and healer

They would probably either shove the kid into the Paladin/Knights hands or drop it off at the nearest orphanage, which hilariously might be funded in some way by said paladin.

>Chosen One
>Believing in fate and causality

I will look after the child until the great evil arrives. At which point I will slaughter it and usurp it as the great hero.

I understood that reference.

Place it in my bag of holding with the rest of the useless crap for later on.