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Spamalot
Spamalot

Anyone know where I can get Dorn's hat in the UK? edition

Iron Warrior Plague Marines Edition

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askme
askme

@Spamalot

I platonically love Dorn.

Methshot
Methshot

For the future of the Imperium!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Spamalot
how different would things be if Perturabo got the respect he deserved and Dorn got all the thankless bullshit that Pert ended up with?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Blessed be the Mathhammer.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Spamalot
A guy in my lgs has one of these he carries in his backpack. He gave it to one of the tournament fags when they went on a rant, he almost shit himself.

The guy that carries the hat is an ass, but the best kind of ass(dad jokes, sarcasm, takes literally nothing seriously)

TechHater
TechHater

Best Regiment

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TechHater
Vior'la is pretty dope, user, ill give you that.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

how do you make one of those hats? i want to get on with the imperial fist logo on it and the words "WEAPONISED AUTISM"

it would be yellow

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TreeEater

Deserved
Decimations shall continue until morale improves

Bidwell
Bidwell

Tell me about your Homebrew Septs user. Why do they fight? Do they Follow the Greater Good? What is their main tactics?

Inmate
Inmate

@TechHater
not Jihad Joe Tallarn

Pic related, Tallarn Ratling.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Need_TLC
Perturabo did nothing wrong

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Fried_Sushi
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Custom+hat

Snarelure
Snarelure

@hairygrape

Besides everything

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@New_Cliche
That’s not N’dras, D’yanoi or Sa’cea.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
Pert strikes me as the kind of guy who would train soldiers from childhood
Part of that training is to kill the dog you were given as a child

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TurtleCat
Ayyy

Tyranids is WIP, I dread coming up to Carnifexes and their billion options.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TreeEater
be Imperial Fist
have piss-colored armor
be covered in dirt from digging ditches
be covered in blood of your fallen brothers
have the trifecta of shit piss and blood on your armor
It wouldn't be looking good for them.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TreeEater
Easy, We would have the "bitter and jaded Imperial Fists" traitors fighting the gallant Iron Warriors of the Imperium right now.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Bidwell
implying I'm some weebfag T'au-player who sleeps with his bodypillow

If I had to homebrew a Sept I'd have them join sides with the imperium for voluntary extermination. So yeah I guess they follow the Greater Good.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

What do you drink when you've utterly lots the enthusiasm to 40k but don't want to give it up?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

FAQ update when?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stupidasole
palinka

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Burnblaze
Sa'Cea a best
the rest are litteraly who-tier

Soft_member
Soft_member

Missed some of the replies in the last thread. What traitor legion can I make these guys look good as? Wanted to do Iron Warriors but too many spikes and horns.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Fuck me, 27 squid for a hat.

I just want a hat.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stupidasole
Paint water?
Is this a meme I’ve missed?

Bidwell
Bidwell

You now have Rise of the Ynnari!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Soft_member

You know, his sword looks pretty much exactly like Nyancat.

Techpill
Techpill

@Bidwell

This meme has evolved beyond my understanding.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Spamalot
This man is still alive

Skullbone
Skullbone

Is anyone having issues ordering from Forgeworld?

I am just trying to order one of those Character Conversion Kits and a MKIV Assault kit but my payment is not going through, According to my Paypal, the site thinks I am trying to order in pounds instead of the dollar.

Emberburn
Emberburn

What black library books would you reccomend to my elderly mother?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Soft_member
Don't get meme'd by neckbeards that haven't opened a book for over a decade. IW are full on chaos in 40k so you can easily paint and run that guy as them.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evil_kitten
taht's the price of autism

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@AwesomeTucker
If I had to homebrew a Sept I'd have them join sides with the imperium for voluntary extermination.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@New_Cliche
@Burnblaze

Tau are best painted red

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberburn
Pert strikes me as the kind of guy who would train soldiers from childhood
That's what he and the other primarchs did.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Methnerd
Didn't Sanguinius shove this guy out into space?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@kizzmybutt
Whatever weed you're smoking right now, smoke less of it.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TechHater
I beg to differ.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TreeEater
Perturabo would still be a bitter autist. He grew up in very good circumstances and still spent his childhood locked in his room refusing to come out or connect with anyone for more or less no reason.

TechHater
TechHater

@Emberburn
what does he like ?
@Bidwell
i hav

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Why are IW players so butthurt?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Skullbone

You are trying to order in pounds, dumbass. Forge World only give prices in pounds.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Bidwell
I run Enclaves

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PurpleCharger
Autism.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Methnerd
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personal... kid.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Bidwell
Mine is not a full-fledged Sept, but a Colony World. I didn't go full autist on the fluff, but here's the basics

near the edge of Damocles Gulf
large Kroot Auxiliary units, settled and bred to bolster ranks further
good numbers of Vespid, as requested by the Shas'o for the maneuverability
underfunded, and lack of new ethereal support
after AdMech firebombed and left behind Guard regiments, streams of new Gue'vesa
other aliens picked up along the way
Haven't decided when they were settled or if I'm going to have them be Fourth/Fifth Sphere septs. Like I said, didn't go full blast on the fluff yet

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TechHater
@Bidwell
I have not created a Sept but a Vior'la Cadre based on snow warfare
i still hesitate on how do i name my commander
i think Snowblade can work
what do you think ?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BunnyJinx
Well, the problem is that the site is giving estimates in dollars but my Paypal thinks the Dollar Estimates is the actual price in pounds.

girlDog
girlDog

@Bidwell
Yay! Not gonna read it, but happy for those who want it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@StonedTime

It's pretty much identical bro.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Bidwell
my homebrew sept is one that attempted to colonise a water world and live in underwater cities, periodically giant nightmarish abominations from the depths try and eat everything. There may or may not be a group that's gone native and are living in the tropical jungles on the land

askme
askme

@BlogWobbles
Like "Farsight Enclaves" red or like "what the Black Templars do with their entrails" red?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Methnerd
Not until the Lion comes back and breaks his back again.

Wonder if that will happen? How do you think the Lion will come back

no gay jokes, traitor jokes allowed

Inmate
Inmate

@Skullbone
PayPal or your card should both be able to handle currency conversion. Your bank probably has an anti-fraud hold on any foreign transactions, call them.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Soft_member
Do it man.

Evilember
Evilember

What the fuck does Alpha Legion actually do besides fucking around in secrecy?

Are they just lazy renegades or what?

WebTool
WebTool

Do I need a physical copy of the FW book to use FW units in events (like tournaments) or is a digital version on a phone/tablet fine? What about a print out of the page with rules of the unit I want to use?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evilember
Who the fuck knows?
certainly not the alpha legion themselves

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SomethingNew
Fuck. This is what I get for phone posting

@Stupidasole
What do you do when you've utterly lost the enthusiasm to do 40k but don't want to give it up?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Evilember

that's for us to know and you to find out haha you will not

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Think it'll be interesting to take a psyker with interrogator-chaplains? I can see some nasty psychic combos with the new powers

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Spamalot
something something ADB on the reddits on Friday blah blah blah

viagrandad
viagrandad

So, thinking of going Dark Angels. My first time playing the game - been a fan of the books and video games for a while but never been involved with the models (despite some chaos models when I was like 12).

How are they? I know the codex is not out yet but judging trends and leaks are they any good? How are they to paint? Seem fairly easy since they are just green with a light green highlight or bone with a white highlight.

Also any news on the Lion or current theories? Only going Dark Angels since he is my favourite Primarch so would be nice to have him to build my army around.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evilember
Chaos stuff. They just didn't flee to the Eye of Terror after the Heresy so they are just doing subverting and infiltraitoring on a wide scale.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Bidwell
Please tell me you've deleted the last paragraph just to fuck with that guy?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@King_Martha

Black Library books are terrible and even the supposed best writer (Abnett) is extremely mediocre.

t. /lit/

likme
likme

@VisualMaster
A clone would never understand what it means to be a Firstborn

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@askme
Farsight
BTs are a meme chapter

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@w8t4u

Absolutely. If I wanted Vonnegut, I'd read Vonnegut, though.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@w8t4u
He's the most handsome man in the burns ward.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@viagrandad
Decent shoot army with "unit delete" elite melee. Painting them is pretty simple but you can get crazy with the details of you want. The upcoming codex seems to add a decent amount of tactical flexibility so you can run more units for comp/fun

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Stupidasole
Take a break lad. Do something else. Or start a new army or something. Change what you're doing.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What would be a good substitute for Obliterators since their model is straight garbage?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TreeEater
Perturabo would be furious at how well Dorn and the fists are taking it, and how they seemingly do not care at all.

@RavySnake
@SniperGod
Do you guys really think the Fists are the way they are because they were daddies favourite?
Their loyalty and stoicism would probably make them start to enjoy all the bullshit, and Perturabo would still end up turning traitor and becoming the Daemon Prince of Chaos Unwanted.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Bidwell
Damnit now I can't keep posting pretending to be beggar user. Thanks, asshole.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Bidwell
Wait, the Lion broke Curze's back? What is it with loyalist primarchs and breaking traitor losers' backs?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@King_Martha
AMA? Oh wow, that'll be spicy. I got a Reddit account, anyone want me to relay a question?

takes2long
takes2long

@PurpleCharger
no

w8t4u
w8t4u

@w8t4u
We know, trust me, we know

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Nude_Bikergirl
You got a lot of (You)s from idiots who couldn't recognize bait if it was sold at the tackle shop, though.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Deadlyinx
BTs are a meme chapter

JunkTop
JunkTop

@takes2long
That's not a proper answer, user.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I want to do a black and white chapter scheme, do I go iron hands, raven futas or black templars?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Emberburn
So all the Iron Warriors are eunuchs too? That would explain their cold bitterness.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Ignoramus
raven futas

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Ignoramus
sons of malice, or if not them then a homebrew chapter with the same quatered scheme

girlDog
girlDog

What do you think of this BA list? Mostly face marines and necrons but still wanted to bring a good amount of assault

2000/2000 points, 8CP

Battalion detachment
Captain 95 pts
Jump pack, chainsword, stormbolter

Captain
chainsword , stormbolter
Warlord Trait: FNP
relic: Veritas Vitae

3x5 Scouts 65 pts each
heavy bolter, boltguns

5x Assault Marines 106 pts
2x plasma, 3x bolt pistol and chainsword

10 Death Company 264 pts
8x power Sword and bolter, 2x Thunder hammer, Jump packs

Baal Predator 171 pts
Twin Assault Cannon, 2 Heavy Bolters

Relic Leviathan Dreadnought 339 pts
2x Grav flux, 2x heavy flamer

Outrider detachment

Sanguinary priest
bolter, chainsword, Jump pack
Rwlic: Angel's Wing

3x5 Assault Marines (114 pts for melta, 106 for plasma)
4x melta, 2x plasma, 11 bolt pistol and chainsword

Supreme command
Chaplain 90 pts
bolter, crozius, Jump pack

Librarian 96 pts
Force Stave, Bolter
Smite, Shield of Sanguinius, Wings of Sanguinius

Techmarine 62 pts
Boltgun, power axw, servo arm

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@w8t4u
Are you implying that C.S. Goto is not the greatest writer of the modern age?

askme
askme

@viagrandad
I'll give you a run down.
Dark Angels are gay and that is their big secret
Lion is sucking dicks at the Rock
Heroes are on gay parades across the galaxy

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
being proud of your birth when, to serve the emperor, all you need is a good death

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TalkBomber
If only I could find that your army is a meme picture

Evilember
Evilember

@ZeroReborn
I actually just shifted armies. I had to put my CSM away because they're just so disappointing, and I can't pretend anymore. I shifted to my Deldar, and CA didn't help at all. My last game was against my friend's tryanids and it wasn't even a game. I managed to bring down a carnifex and wound another, but what wasn't charged by deepstriking units had to choose between getting one shot by monsters I can't kill in melee or get swarmed by chaff I literally can't kill enough to matter. Most of my recent deldar games have been similar with the exception of like space marines and admech.

RumChicken
RumChicken

what are good dkok units?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Bidwell
Hopefully a crusade-era primaris will start slapping the gay out of the current Dangles until they stop their undercover Mary-Kate and Ashley bullshit.

Then just sort of find Lion-O in the basement and tell the NEET piece of shit to take a shower and put on his big boy pants before Guilliman accidentallies Imperium Trifectus.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@King_Martha
I want to do a proper CSM army doing Sons because goddamn they look fucking awesome despite their meme God.

TechHater
TechHater

any warmaster epubs yet? :3

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@RumChicken
Death Ponies.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@w8t4u
bolter porn isn't the most thought provoking literary work
no shit
typical i/llit/erate

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@hairygrape
This is not the face of the winner of the Battle for Terra.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StonedTime
Why he is fat?

Also, wood is one of the most expensive materials in the Imperium depending on location.

Soft_member
Soft_member

mfw I STILL haven't found this hat for sale anywhere

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I don't think I like Yvraine very much
Nothing about her seems interesting at all

farquit
farquit

@PurpleCharger
What the fuck is going on over here user?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@whereismyname
From what I've read in HH books, there was really not much difference between IW and IF. Just one of them got shit on constantly and the other not. I'm sure if they both got positive reinforcement, they'd remain loyal. In fact, I think they would be great at working together if that happened.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Anyone think Fabulous Bill is gonna whip us up some chaos primaris soon? I'd love to take some chad hellblasters and intercessors instead of the basic bitch chaos marines.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
Her feet are very interesting, user.

Inmate
Inmate

@girlDog
What's the techmarine doing? Get yourself another sanguinary priest.

likme
likme

@PurpleCharger
every thread until you try it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Lunatick
Why he is fat?
the torso armour plate is just weird looking and juts out massively

hairygrape
hairygrape

@w8t4u
Is this supposed to be news, or something?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Evil_kitten

nothing about the sisters of battle is interesting either

just the shitty feminist-pandering faction

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@PurpleCharger
I've seen both Centurions and Bullgryn turned into good Obliterators.

Methshot
Methshot

@JunkTop
Centurions or Aggressors with lots of greenstuff. Centurions come with more weapons if you don't have bits.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@PurpleCharger
centurions as a base, just cover them in chaos shit

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@StrangeWizard

tfw i absolutely hate the idea of horses in any war post-muskets and i want to play krieggers

ugh

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Bidwell
Love the way you randomly added dolphin porn throughout the book.
6/10 would give Flipper the knot again

Flameblow
Flameblow

@likme
So is this doable with any wood glue or not? You didn't answer last time.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@ZeroReborn
Its worth it my fellow malite.

WebTool
WebTool

@Inmate
There's another priest in the main detachment with the same loadout as the other, I realize I forgot to include him

I figured the techmarine could help keep the leviathan alive, since it will have a huge target on its back

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@viagrandad
They're solid so far, bikes aren't so spectacularly broken as they were the last two editions so Ravenwing aren't going to win you any games on their own but yeah solid.
They have a nice colour palette or at least I think so and from a lore perspective they have their own coded heraldry using divided and variegated fields which can be fun to play with if you like fiddly bits.

Big thing to remember is that Deathwing want to be in CC, even with the new stormbolters they are always going to be out gunned so get them into CC and put those specialist CC weapon to good use.

Also any news on the Lion or current theories?
Nope, still snoozing in the Rock unlikely to change any time soon.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Bidwell

Want to know a secret? I work for GW believe it or not.

Primaris marines are not replacing "manlet" marines, like some people seem to think. In fact, they are not a supplement either. They are entirely a temporary thing made for story purposes and to generate sales of a new thing.

Guilliman is being set up to die in the near future, and the Primaris project with him. GW will plan on releasing truescale versions of regular marines soon afterward.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Carnalpleasure
Then, go for this beautiful tank.
It has a very long barrel.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@likme
I'm sorry, but that still looks like shit.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@StrangeWizard
really want to only have foot soldiers along the ground along with artillery support in my dkok army
might have to include some ponies as well

hmmm

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@cum2soon
Ask him why he insists on injecting his daddy issues and chaos wank into the setting.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@likme
Damn. For a moment there I thought you had discovered putting your minis in the microwave to be even better than the fridge as a lightbox. Got all excited then.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TalkBomber
furry
feminist
commie font

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@VisualMaster
Guilliman is being set up to die in the near future, and the Primaris project with him.

That is extremely stupid. At least try to be believable when feigning to be in the know

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@ZeroReborn

non-meme question, is the vanq good on alpha-mars due to:

Co-axial weapon: If during the same Shooting phase this model fires its Conqueror battle cannon at the same
target as its co-axial storm bolter, it may re-roll any hit rolls with its Conqueror battle cannon. >The same rule
applies if the model has a Vanquisher battle cannon and co-axial heavy stubber.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Playboyize
I'm not a fan of the more waifufag bits like the massive stilettos and the UHHHHH STEP ON ME attitude some people have when writing them
I like them in stories like the Yarrick one's where they're aloof nuns that are absolutely disgusted by everyone who isn't as evangelical

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Carnalpleasure
Good thing Deathriders are pretty much the worst option you can take, then.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Playboyize
any amount of women at all
feminist pandering

At least your bedroom isn't pandering to feminists right user?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@ZeroReborn
Vanquishers were a mistake

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Garbage Can Lid
what are the good options user?

farquit
farquit

@Dreamworx

t. retard who has sunk hundreds of $$$ into primaris minis

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Illusionz
Is that the new SW book preview? OwO

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Flameblow
I don't think it would give you the same effect
And it might end up melting in a way that kills you with the fumes instead of just turning into a splodge

askme
askme

@VisualMaster
If you're going to just make shit up, at least make it something believable.

likme
likme

Is there anything important I miss out on by taking blood Angels with no primaris? I don't really want to do a mixed army.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Is there any way to make an Ultramarine successor interesting?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Soft_member
Those guys would look neat as Word Bearers or Iron Warriors

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@farquit
Looks like gender issues.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Stark_Naked
absolutely disgusted by everyone who isn't as evangelical

can't compare to the level of disgust the emperor himself holds for them for being absolute fucking retards

Snarelure
Snarelure

@farquit
I don't own primaris, I'm just able to rub enough brain cells together to tell that GW won't squat their new model line

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@cum2soon
Fugggg :DDD
I was actually going to do it too.

Evilember
Evilember

@likme
Not really. Primaris are almost entirely shooty, and Blangels prefer to be melee marines

@kizzmybutt
Focus on the Greco-Roman angle. Maybe make them Space Athenians, a chapter that does a lot of art, politicking, and loves their navy.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@likme
Just the primaris units. It's not really a mixed army though since they still benefit from BA shit.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Fried_Sushi
It's superior to the ordinary Vanq, for the same point cost. It's cool choice.

@Garbage Can Lid
Death Riders
bad
They have some nice survivability against small arms fire, can chew through MEQ squads when charging, have 4 attacks each, and can kinda deep strike if you take 4 of them to form a cavalry command squad. They're a solid unit. Each rider only costs 3pts more than a Tac Marine.

WebTool
WebTool

@likme
micowaving glue

Jesus. Look, if you're a poorfage who can't afford greenstuff, there's an easier way than this bullshit.

apply pva to desired area
sand and allow to dry
apply subsequent layers of pva until desired texture is achieved

RumChicken
RumChicken

@farquit

Are you really so retarded that you don't know why anyone with half a brain could tell that doing what you said would the most retarded thing GW has ever done? And that's saying something.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Illusionz
commie font
They're from the commie faction. Don't worry, they have Nazi girls for you.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
AYYY OH SICK BURN

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
Killing off their golden boy Primarch and the whole Chad Marine line
I'll take "shit that won't happen" for $100.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Flameblow

The two scales make both types of marine look worse standing next to one another than they do standing alone.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TalkBomber
Furries are scum

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@likme
Overpriced models that are difficult to fit in cover and are barely worth their points cost.
So not much really, it's like playing Chaos and choosing not to field Mutilators, you don't get Mutilators but it's not a big deal.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@RumChicken
Use regular IG strategy. Spam armor and expendable bodies.

@StrangeWizard
Terrible advice

@ZeroReborn
Good advice

Illusionz
Illusionz

Need help building a Tyranid army. All comments welcome.

BRIGADE DETACHMENT

*HQ*

Hive Tyrant with Wings 170
Rending Claws 0
Heavy Venom Cannon 25
TOTAL 195

Hive Tyrant with Wings 170
Rending Claws 0
Heavy Venom Cannon 25
TOTAL 195

Hive Tyrant with Wings 170
Rending Claws 0
Heavy Venom Cannon 25
TOTAL 195

*ELITES*

Haruspex 198
Haruspex 198
Haruspex 198

*FAST ATTACK*

Mucolid Spore 20
Mucolid Spore 20
Mucolid Spore 20

*HEAVY SUPPORT*

Carnifex 67
Heavy Venom Cannon 25
Stranglethorn Cannon 25
Enhanced Senses 10
TOTAL 127

Carnifex 67
Heavy Venom Cannon 25
Stranglethorn Cannon 25
Enhanced Senses 10
TOTAL 127

Carnifex 67
Heavy Venom Cannon 25
Stranglethorn Cannon 25
Enhanced Senses 10
TOTAL 127

*TROOPS*

Ripper Swarms (3 models) 33
Ripper Swarms (3 models) 33
Ripper Swarms (3 models) 33

Tyranid Warriors (3 models) 60
3 Bone Swords 6pts
3 Deathspitters 15pts
TOTAL 81

Tyranid Warriors (3 models) 60
3 Bone Swords 6pts
3 Deathspitters 15pts
TOTAL 81

Tyranid Warriors (3 models) 60
3 Bone Swords 6pts
3 Deathspitters 15pts
TOTAL 81

*GRAND TOTAL 1902*

Help me figure out what to do with the remaining 98 points to bring the total to 2000

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PurpleCharger
Nurgle terminators, green stuff and gun bits.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@WebTool
Anyone have experience with this?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PackManBrainlure
It's kind of cheating when you include the emperor
And I mean, it's not as if they don't have evidence to support their ideas, they DO have a lot of miracles that are demonstrably impossible without the emperor or someone else meddling with things through the warp
They're wrong about why it happens and shit but they still manage to get shit done

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

/tg/thread/56799861#p56803073
Well yea if you are running in insanely into a middle of a shooting army then you should be punished. The problem with the way things currently works is that even if you do pick prime targets and have multiple assault units. For those units to do any any damage your going to need to spend tons of points which limits the amount of units you have in general and most of the time those targets you chose wont die in that first round of combat and will just fall back and your CC unit is destroyed. So even will careful planning most of the time if you are an assault heavy army you still lose to shooting.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Evilember
What the fuck does Alpha Legion actually do besides fucking around in secrecy?

Depending on who you ask, either nothing or everything.

Honestly they were the sole reason there was any chaos influence outside of the immediate area of the eye of terror and a canon reason to encounter CSMs or massive Chaos cults literally fucking anywhere.

I'd argue they are the most successful traitor legion simply because the keep the fire kindled without the need for support or recognition.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@VisualMaster
Guilliman is being set up to die in the near future,
feasible but not till until we have a good guy Imperium
and the Primaris project with him.
no

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@PackManBrainlure
Celestine is the Emperor's favorite gal tho.

MPmaster
MPmaster

So what are Thousand Sons supposed to do against Culexus Assassins? About half the Imperial players at the LGS have started packing one, and it's ridiculously debilitating.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Nojokur
I wanted to spam bodies with some artillery, have the table fill up with the dead kriegers and the ones alive climbing over them to achieve victory, no armour allowed.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Harmless_Venom
Threadly Reminder that Celestine and Greyfax are in lesbians together

takes2long
takes2long

Is there ANY REASON AT ALL I wouldn't go Stygies chicken admech instead of something else
Every other list seems to rely on either C*wl cheese or the fucking awful electrofags

massdebater
massdebater

@PurpleCharger
Your brothers are too busy touching each other's butts, you double heretic.

Inmate
Inmate

@Booteefool

To be fair, if he meant "and the secrets of the primaris project with him" that would be more plausible, where the Primarines exist but are doomed to die out over time.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
Lieutenants.
Aside from that not really. BA intercessors are good and better than than tacticals or sniper scouts IMO, but you can do fine with mainly CC scouts and a few tacs or snipers for troops.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Illusionz
Haruspex
Warriors
Rippers
So I assume you're more or less trying to lose?

Methshot
Methshot

@takes2long
Do what brings you the most enjoyment beep booper.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@SniperGod
I own mostly HH dudes, which is the problem. Like, I literally own a single box of chaos space marines. I don't feel like I'm saying chaos, just bad space Marines, but then I see shit like pic related and unf

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@massdebater
unnested spoilers

Evilember
Evilember

@Nojokur
Why the Death Rider hate ? I've never actually played them myself, but on paper they look pretty cost effective. Also, in the only 8thEd batrep I've seen featuring a squad of these, they more than made up their point cost by charging CSMs.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@PurpleCharger
Centurions with Helbrute bits and other assorted CSM bits works, apply greenstuff and paint as desired.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Would anyone give a shit if I converted a Lieutenant out of the easy to build Reivers? Same armor stats as normal power armor.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@cum2soon
This is acceptable

eGremlin
eGremlin

@hairygrape

Secondaris Liutenants exist.

And nah, Intercessors lack either the cheapness of scouts or the two squads of special and combi-special in a rhino utility of Tacs.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CouchChiller
Literally no one

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CouchChiller
yes
Why not convert one out of actual normal power armour if you don't want him in mkX

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What kit(s) would I need to get if I wanted to make great sword wielding space marines? I want a squad of space marines that are not holding a gun at all, and are holding a sword in both hands

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@PurpleCharger
since their model is straight garbage?
Shit taste. Oblits look fucking dope

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@eGremlin
Bolt Rifle Intercessors cost the same as sniper scouts. They're a better option for backline objective campers.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SniperWish
You would need to be a fucking pro at green stuff to pull something like this off.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Dreamworx
Grey Knights have a two handed sword, shouldn't be too hard to remove the storm bolter on the wrist and use them

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@MPmaster
Flamers if you have access. Otherwise I'm not sure, that does sound really annoying.

farquit
farquit

@Stark_Naked
Baal Predator surviving that long
Now i know this is a shit meme.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@eGremlin
rhino
Meh

Bidwell
Bidwell

@CouchChiller

I wouldn't mind but be aware that if an opponent tries to field a conversion I don't like, I eat their model in front of them.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@w8t4u
No shit. Abnett's writing is still better than a lot of the Mil Sci-Fi trash out there though, not the best, but still a lot better.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Bidwell
They're jungle fighters and have been trained in fieldcraft by their Kroot allies extensively. Thus they rely on foot mobility and cover, have a modular forest camo depending on the role and favour small agile battlesuits like stealthsuits as opposed to vehicles or monstrous big waac-y shit. Also sniper pathfinders, lotsa grunts and some local lizardman allies (counts-as Kroot)

Also drop-flamer crisis suits, because they're basically Vietnam T'au. Thinking of adding a Sunshark bomber for dat Napalm drop.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Booteefool
This is what I aspire to and I will achieve it, you can too and so can anyone else with enough time and effort.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@happy_sad

Well, you can also use the spare space in those Razorbacks you've been spamming to disgorge some dual combi Tacs.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stark_Naked
deepstrike into cover for +1 to save
12 shots base
be slaanesh so shoot again
24" guns
-1 to be hit because you're AL
LaughingOblits.jpg

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperWish
I think I'll just run Centurions painted as Iron Warriors then. Not a fan of all the spikey stuff.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Booteefool
@SniperWish

All that greenstuff work
not even making them look interesting or doing anything with the pose
Those two helmet guys just staring mindlessly into nothing

I want to like these but they just look so lame and yet so well done all at once. Centurions really are hot garbage even a greenstuff master couldn't save them

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Booteefool
@Skullbone
Just do what every other csm does, make sacrifices to the dark gods. Instead of striving for becoming a daemon prince, just ask them for better greenstuff skills.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

How big is the Orruk Megaboss to say the Blackreach Warboss? Or to Ghazghkull?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Have the datasheets for Blood Angels dreads leaked yet

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@MPmaster
um die? I mean the whole point of them is to hard counter psykers. Your best bet is to wait it out until some other unit becomes flavour of the month. Once people stop spamming psykers culexus becomes quite inefficient so you'll see fewer of them

Supergrass
Supergrass

@DeathDog
CSM player
not a fan of spiky stuff
Get Out.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CodeBuns
A good deal bigger. Ghazzy is on the same base size as an Orruk brute, that bastard's on the same size as a dreadnaught I think

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperGod
Not sure that's automatically the way to go now that twin asscans are criminally undercosted.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Bidwell

I haven't fleshed out all the details, so maybe you guys could help me out connecting the dots and tying in my ideas to the bigger picture. My Sept was started as a colony on a lush marshy planet, but due to logistical problems they began with a pretty wonky caste distribution. While there were plenty of able hands to work, there were not nearly enough ethereals to keep them in line and run the planet. Now you might think that this would lead to some farsight revolution bullshit, but I prefer keeping with the grimdark of the setting so I want the few ethereals on the planet to have doubled down on their mind control, pheromones in the tap, and propaganda tactics to keep the population in line. To the point where genetic tampering, hypnotic suggestion, and cybernetic implants have created a nearly hive minded population that is highly regulated by A.I. (not quite tynanid levels, but basically everything terrible anyone ever claimed the tau did come true).

I also enjoy the trope of tau naivety, so I wanted to play with that a little as well. I was thinking these guys really started organizing their military in response to whatever swamp monsters or aliens originally occupied the planet (maybe tyranids, it doesn't much matter). Being practitioners of kauyon ambush fighting they adopted a green color scheme with some camo to blend in. Here's the kicker - they use safety orange to identify each other in the brush because their normal prey can't easily distinguish between green and orange (like a lot of earth animals), but the tau have no idea that humans/orks/eldar can tell these colors apart so they just think all the other factions have really amazing senses.

I also need a name...

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Lord_Tryzalot
are
aren't

takes2long
takes2long

@CodeBuns

Very rushed pic on the way to the bathroom, but he big.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Playboyize

That sounds dope! did you see those tigerstripe stealthsuits on WIP a while back?

likme
likme

@takes2long
You takin' a big ol' shit user?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Supergrass
I'm more of a fan of the "run down make-do-with-what-you-have" style of Chaos. Not the "throw spikes and skulls on everything" type of Chaos.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Supergrass
Legit hurt myself on a pointy. It's like they sharpen them.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme

Ye

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Im using aos blood warriors as khorne berserkers, but I dont have backpacks to put on them (and kinda dont want to). Would you sperg out seeing my backpackless 'berserkers' against you? Or would you put it down to put their power armour not needing a supply and being powered by rage?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Crazy_Nice

snowblade seems a bit on the nose, which may be just what you're looking for if you really like the poorly translated vibe

Flameblow
Flameblow

@viagrandad
Tulodin Reed

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Playboyize
christ, this is the worst bait I've seen in a while

StonedTime
StonedTime

@iluvmen
Thank you! And no I haven't, got a pic?

Hoping our codex gives us some stealthy rules desu so I can run that true "from the walls" feel

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Are Luscious Drop Pods good again? If so, what dreads are good to shove in them?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Inmate
Is it possible to get anything but grunts as Tallarn?
I feel like having all these desert guys beside a commisar in a trench coat, and a Cadian heavy weapons, would look a bit wonky.

eGremlin
eGremlin

There's something really satisfying about weighted model bases.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@DeathDog
That's not the point of Obliterators, it's a daemon virus you can't just not be spiky, at least imply in the design that they shave down and hammer the spikes in themselves if you absolutely need to be like that.
@BinaryMan
You can see that they're looking where their guns are pointing, they're aiming.
@AwesomeTucker
he doesn't burn incense and take drugs while modelling, greenstuffing, and painting
he doesn't induce himself into a pleasurable haze while listening to obscure music that only a Noise Marine could appreciate with all the discordant melody and bass that rattles his ribcage
he doesn't flagellate himself over any minor mistake
modelling is an art hobby user, and Slaanesh is the patron god of art, go mad for your art

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Flameblow

Hah that feels a bit silly, I'll keep it in mind if I need a backup. maybe it will grow on me.

whereismyname
whereismyname

there isnt nearly enough fap bait in this game

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
See @cum2soon

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@PackManBrainlure
If you make some lazy convertions then I will let you know that your army looks like shit. It isn't much different from unpainted armies.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BlogWobbles
To be honest he's not wrong it was basically 2nd wave feminism wank.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@PackManBrainlure
It's probably fine, but I think they look a lot more fitting when converted.

5mileys
5mileys

@eGremlin

My Raveners have shit balance, what should I do with them?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Which book has Cawl, Celestine, and Greyfax on their road trip across the galaxy? They got a mention in Devastation of Baal and now I'm curious

Bidwell
Bidwell

@whereismyname
They did but gw took it out.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@PurpleCharger
We're not. We're just baiting the fists

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Harmless_Venom
Hey, second-wave feminism was pretty good. Don't knock it.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evil_kitten
Yvraine suffers from being in the worst GS book, as do the Visarch and the Yncarne. I think the author just turned in his rough first draft and called it a day.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@5mileys
I dunno but my dudes got rocks on their base. Can drop them onto the table (from like an inch or so) and they land on their bases. Feels amazing.

You could probably use washers and attach then to the bottom underneath the base.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Bidwell
6 titties

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stupidasole
Just make it T'lod'n R'ed

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TechHater
Blocks your path

TechHater
TechHater

@Gigastrength
Eh 1st wave was better.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Bidwell
I'd probably fap to those models tbqh

FastChef
FastChef

@Harmless_Venom
They're the religious Imperial faction. They represent the church in the game. Black Templars share that somewhat now, but even after their full introduction in C:A it took a while for that flavor for BTs to make it to the tabletop.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Bidwell
I've always thought Lion and Curze had a lot in common, though I can't really say what

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Flameblow
3 titjobs

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@VisualMaster

It's a bit clumsy, but you get the idea.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PurpleCharger
okay thanks Grimsby

Supergrass
Supergrass

@VisualMaster
Not too bad, but the stripes look a bit too garish in my opinion. It feels like it's half finished.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Are they gonna fix vindicators guys?
Or at least give them rules for the siege shields.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Flameblow
Subtle

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Bidwell
mfw i ordered 5 of them for 20 usd

I dont even play chaos and hate chaos with passion but those are damn good models that aged like a fine wine.

girlDog
girlDog

@Supergrass

It is from WIP

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Bidwell

You know people shitpost about Yvraine's crappily sculpted feet like they're anything worth looking at, but these gals have the only good looking feet I've ever seen on a female GW model.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Ignoramus
The idea that a single 80 point model can fuck over entire armies is stupid.

massdebater
massdebater

@PurpleCharger

As if your microdick is long enough to go between three rows of tits

idontknow
idontknow

@Soft_member
why is that retarded child so smug about breaking the cup?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@cum2soon
They're free, and can't you get one even without an email?
I don't think not having a reddit account would be anyones issue.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evil_kitten
And even with the mediocre paint job they've got actually passable feminine faces. If Diaz had done the SoB not nearly so many people would be calling for plastics.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@idontknow
Why aren't you smug user?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@w8t4u
Gathering Storm 1 and 3 both focus on those three.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CodeBuns

want to buy Death Guard to make a DG army
want to buy Dark Vengeance to make a Crimson Slaughter army
want to buy Orruks to make an Ironjawz army

deciding is painful

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SniperGod
Thanks user.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@idontknow
Why do you think she is retarded?
I assume it is because she is expecting punishment of lewd nature by her master

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger
I'm counting 7

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@girlDog
Yeah I get it. I just don't like this stage of it. Maybe it'll be better when it's done, but the colours, while good together, clash when done like THAT.

Real camo uses colours and patterns that occur in nature to break up a silhouette. This is just "here's a colour scheme slapped together". Not every colour scheme is conducive to camo. Still, I commend the guy for trying, just needs to work hard.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BunnyJinx
She's definitely retarded in a literal sense.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Thinking of kitting a 5 man death company squad for dealing with hordes with 3 hand flamers. Are they worth it with the price reduction, or is S3 still too weak to be useful?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@cum2soon
I love their models. I want to bring them both in games, but people get butthurt because I want to use them by 2 big Bullgryn squads.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@eGremlin
Just buy yourself a Dragon Dildo instead. That seems more your speed.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@BlogWobbles
Please; you aren't a roadblock, you're like a snack.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@haveahappyday
eh you're in GKs should be a competitive army territory here. The problem isn't the assassin, the problem is that your army is ultra reliant on psykers. If you were playing a more conventional army you'd find the assassin to be a minor embuggerance

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool
I already own six Inquisitors, including Coteaz, so what's another gonna do?

As for Celestine, I plan on starting Sisters soon as I can find a good deal on some.

farquit
farquit

@BunnyJinx
eyes 10 miles apart
no noticeable nose
eyebrows literally clipping through her hair

defiantly got some deformities going on there boyo

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Illusionz

fucking tactical

iluvmen
iluvmen

@BinaryMan
You're welcome user.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Evil_kitten
Her denies are comfy that's about it for what it will do. Also dem heels. I'd combine Sisters with my Guard, but I'm not going to do metal models again.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Harmless_Venom

I don't know what the is, but you're the irl faggot here, so do tell us

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

each faction should have its own individual custom detachments as a way to keep command points from being grossly in favour of horde armies

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@kizzmybutt
Make them fall to Slaanesh for wanting to be more perfect than their predecessors.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TalkBomber
It'd be cool.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TalkBomber

how tf do you balance that

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Lunatick
Kills 2 guardsmen or gaunts, or 1 boy.

Storm bolters are far better.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

So ive been a long time Dark Angels player but I did not own any Primaris Marines up until now. Would this be ok building off of the Dark Imperium book with what we know from the spoilers for the new dex?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Booteefool
No. If you set the site to US it still shows prices in pounds.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Lunatick
Typically I'd think you could probably kill more with 3 guns over the multiple turns it takes to get to them.

Unless you really need to kill like 3 dudes that are charging in a horde of 30.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@ZeroReborn
about as well as GW balances everything else

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Illusionz

what about the 4 boobgina

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Soft_member
GKs should be a competitive army territory here.
They should be. Any faction that gets its own standalone books should be a functional standalone faction.

The problem isn't the assassin, the problem is that your army is ultra reliant on psykers
No, the problem is that it's an 80 model that's not only extremely difficult to kill and quite lethal and that it also has a massive penalty to psykers in a massive radius. If they're going to make multiple armies that are heavily reliant on X, then they shouldn't make a single cheap model that lets you completely fuck over X.

girlDog
girlDog

@ZeroReborn
bring em back

viagrandad
viagrandad

@ZeroReborn
Same as it was done in 5th, gate it behind an HQ choice that provides you with the FoC. For instance, Robert Gorilla let's you take a 6 CP detatchment of Primaris only marines, requires 3 troops and one of each other slot. Boom.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
Got this model a little while ago, really decent quality cast with pretty much zero casting issues.

takes2long
takes2long

@ZeroReborn
So they don't have a billion fucking command points?

E.g. you have dudes that cost 3-4 they need twice as many units to get the 3 cp.

askme
askme

@girlDog
I’d be fine with them if the only bonus they had was 2-3CP.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@PurpleCharger
maybe more...

After all, as you got titties on top of titties, you can put stuff between them as well in a grid pattern. Though you probably need non-euclidian geometry to pull such a feat, which shouldn't bee too hard for a daemon.

idontknow
idontknow

will I get bitch-slapped if I convert Orruks and claim they are Feral Orks?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lunatick
Hello, Haemonculus RUs? I need a new... yeah. That. 4 this time. By Thursday? Deal.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@idontknow
nah

Techpill
Techpill

@takes2long
@TalkBomber
Butthurt Marine player tears will never stop tasting amazing.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Lunatick
That image is so crap it transcends the concept of art

SniperGod
SniperGod

MFW my fiirst, second, and third color scheme all look like crap.

Welp, looks like it's silver necrons for me.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@CodeBuns
That guy is large. Use him as your warboss and the normal warboss models as nobs for your units for maximum waaaaagh!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
either this or an all Primaris list

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperGod
tfw my first 2nd and third color scheme look like crap but my 3 hours of sleep and crummy mood 4th paint job that looked like shit woke up to be really good

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@idontknow
No, that's the coolest and most obvious idea ever

Why has fucking nobody used ironjawz to make ard boys and meganobs and shit? when Orks get a codex I'll be tempted to do it myself.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@viagrandad
Only going Dark Angels since he is my favourite Primarch
Serious question. Why on Earth?

farquit
farquit

@Bidwell
Posting mine because why not

5mileys
5mileys

@Raving_Cute
Why has fucking nobody used ironjawz to make ard boys and meganobs and shit?
I'm pretty sure that was GWs entire reasoning for releasing Ironjawz, they figured with all the metal plate they looked more like 40k Space Orks so people who didn't play AoS would buy them for conversions.

The fact that not enough people are doing that is probably why Orks will get jack shit for good updates in the future, GW will take it to mean no one cares about Orks

Bidwell
Bidwell

I really like getting big army dudes but i hate the idea of having an army of them or having shit like knight big.

Methshot
Methshot

@farquit
Like the color scheme.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@kizzmybutt
This is Veeky Forums, I'm assuming most neckbeards here couldn't be arsed either out of laziness or ew Reddit cooties

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methnerd
Literally no one ever cared the primarch
Might as well remain dead

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Bidwell
I like big army dudes too. I've been considering a mostly Custodes army or a mostly Wraith construct army.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@5mileys
He looks stupid for an aos model.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@takes2long
because you're using graia horde or mass lucius deepstrike?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Illusionz
Oh my Lord

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@farquit
Fuck man I wish I had some.
tfw can't find them anywhere
tempted to buy off Chinaman but never done it before and nervous about fielding recasts in store
already went to a bit of effort to kitbash Daemonettes with Witch Aelves to achieve this aesthetic

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@farquit
I'd cum on those models.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Flameblow
You must be new

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

we will never get a Khorne Lord model that looks this glorious

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TalkBomber
Make one.

FastChef
FastChef

@5mileys
People do

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Illusionz
tfw furries will get rights before were space fairing

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Firespawn
Reddit's for fags

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Crazy_Nice
But if you were playing a more conventional army it wouldn't be a problem is my point.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Why are DE special characters so shit? Lelith hits like a wet noodle. Urien is hard to kill and that's it. Drazhar would be decent if his weapons weren't fucking D1. Vect is kill.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BlogWobbles
Love these.

Action poses are fucking overrated

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TalkBomber
Glorious
That's a funny way to spell "fat and derpy looking with pathetic stubs for arms".

eGremlin
eGremlin

I took a minute of autismo to calculate the expected mortal wounds caused from 'Eadwoppa's Killchoppa on a charge. It's not terrible, but if Orks ever get access to a +1 to wound aura/power/ability/whatever it could be quite good.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CouchChiller
I did the opposite and used Intercessor models with chainswords and pistols as Reivers.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@haveahappyday
Gun line is one of my favorites personally.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TalkBomber
that looks hideous

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@TalkBomber
Angry Ron is coming for you!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@MPmaster
With the new WL trait, Lelith will kill 5 Marines. She is also the only one who can use it, so there's that.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TalkBomber
we will never get an appropriate model for the Beast

TreeEater
TreeEater

@New_Cliche
So it's okay to have an 80 point model that fucks over multiple other armies, as long as you could just play a different army? The Culexus is wildly underpriced for how effective and durable it is.

Let's see them add an assassin that has an 18" bubble of -1 to hit with shooting attacks. See how many people respond with "just don't try to shoot people."

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Crazy_Nice
I just like it when squads are in same positions. It bugs the fuck out of me when a 10 man squads has 1 guy in running pose while the rest are shooting/reloading.

KYLE! GET THE FUCK BACK KYLE!
KYLE!!!

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Gigastrength
Hey, user, if you're just going to spread disinformation, don't bother posting. We're a GW-positive forum.

Wych Cult Warlord Trait is amazing on regular Succubi. Once you hit turn 3, they get to inflict 3 hits for every To Hit roll of a 6.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@RavySnake
okay reece

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Flameblow
I have one guy in my dudes doing a "cmon" pose with his hand.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TreeEater
multiple other armies
No, it fucks over players who over-rely on psykers. It's a hard counter to your build, you don't have to organise a 1ksons army that way. You are choosing to

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Lunatick
Who's Reece? I'm just an user who's tired of people being so ungrateful for the gifts that GW has slaved to provide for us. I see people complaining about the Ork stratagem, and I'm like "Hey, haven't you guys noticed that it could potentially DOUBLE your firepower!" And, jeez, have you seen that new Thousand Sons power? It can up to nine (9!) Mortal Wounds with a single casting.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Gigastrength
you don't have to organize a Thousand Sons or Grey Knight army with lots of psykers
Are you retarded or a shill?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Fried_Sushi
Literally no one cares as long as you have SOMETHING that's the rules

girlDog
girlDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
Before I started reading the fluff, my idea of space marines was uncaring warriors who's role was to kill xenos and chaos, and fuck the innocent casualities in the process. The Lion personifies that conception for me. Plus he's mysterious.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TurtleCat
I'm thinking I might print off the new points cost for my army in the Chapter Approved and sticking it in my codex as a bookmark.
Because I don't want to pay 55$ for a points FAQ and some rules I'm never going to use.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Has Necromunda been DoA everywhere else or is just a local thing? The FLGS ordered ~20 copies (which is about normal for these big box games, he sells online too in order to keep the store afloat), and they've only sold like four. They've been having the same issue with Chapter Approved.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@JunkTop
True, but I don’t have that many Storm Bolter bits
@Ignoramus
Should I just stick to bolters? Or is anti horde just not the best choice for death company?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Stark_Naked
I don’t have that many Storm Bolter bits
You realize a Storm Bolter is just two regular Bolters glued together, right?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Tau minis would be cooler if they had a button to line up their guns or open up things like hidden shoulder mounted rocket launchers or guns.

That and karate chop action

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Flameblow
You have access to Tzaangors, Chaos Cultists, Helbrutes, Heldrakes Chaos Spawn, Defilers, Vindicators, Predators, Land Raiders, Forgefiends and Maulerfiends. Surely theres something in there or some comination you could use to deal with anassassin, how about I dunno mobbing the fucker with cultists how about that?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
That and karate chop action
How about donkey punch?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Poker_Star
Or launchers that shoot out rockets or a detachable rocket fist!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@cum2soon
Sorry, please refer to pic

StonedTime
StonedTime

@iluvmen
I'm buying physical copies of both just to prevent uncomfortable situations. Especially since this edition is likely to last at least a few years.

TechHater
TechHater

@cum2soon
Don't listen to this.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@lostmypassword
recommending a bunch of low-volume-of-fire ranged vehicles as a solution to a below 10 wound Character that can only be hit on 6's
I ask again, retarded or shill?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TechHater
t Games Workshop Employee

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@JunkTop
no I told you what units you had access to I recommended mobbing with cultist you disingenuous prick. How about you address that point

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Deadlyinx
Holy shit, you can do 362880 mortal wounds with a single cast? Why the fuck hasn't this been nerfed yet?

takes2long
takes2long

@Harmless_Venom
You're telling user to do what will end up being a really shitty conversion. Use Ebay.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Sir_Gallonhead
Yeah, I'm sure it'll be easy to magically phase a bunch of Cultists into base contact with him, then have all of my psykers wait a couple turns for them to chew through him. The Culexus Assassin isn't even remotely close to balanced, and your ridiculous shilling isn't going to convince anyone otherwise.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@StonedTime
I refuse to because there will probably be a yearly Chapter Approved every December and if this one had been worth it I might have bought it, but after looking at a pdf I'm not interested.
I've bought some silly shit over the years from GW, paying more than I need to for luxuries that don't do much simply because it's my hobby and I like it, but I'm not buying this one.
It doesn't help that it's full of problems, like the new roll off rule only applies to the new missions presented in it, the custom Land Raider rules are shit AND restricted AND limited to Open Play. The only good thing about it is that it's started balancing Forge World stuff which caused my LGS to lift the Forge World ban they had in place for tourneys.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Sir_Gallonhead
I shouldn't have to go out of my way to buy other minis just to deal with one unit, I ask again, retarded or shill?

TechHater
TechHater

@Sharpcharm
, I ask again
Wait, you aren't me!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tfw autistic and can't stand not having perfectly symmetrical crisis suits

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Poker_Star
@Sharpcharm
oh noes! having to modify your army list or change tactics to deal with a threat

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Deadlyinx
And, jeez, have you seen that new Thousand Sons power? It can up to nine (9!) Mortal Wounds with a single casting.

You have a better chance of being struck by lightning TWICE than dealing 9 mortal wounds.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spazyfool
Not him, but it is pretty bullshit. 85 points that is notably hard to remove that hardcore shuts down an armies main strength.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Ignoramus
Symmetry for the sake of aesthetics is inefficient. As someone who is actually autistic, you're a dumbfuck.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Poker_Star
no no you're right, we can't have a specialised psyker killer who can actually fuck psykers, that might interfere with players who use psykers

@MPmaster
eh last time I had to fight one, he lasted one turn against 80 points of berzerkers, although granted they did get the charge

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@girlDog
Fucking autist. I can get anyone liking any other Primarch, but Lion is just no. I wish these kind of people would just fuck off out the hobby, you are killing it. And to come here to beg for advice too, just open a codex, watch a batrep. Its infuriating!

King_Martha
King_Martha

@MPmaster

I love shitting on them with my army.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Emberfire
@Emberfire
no no you're right, we can't have a specialised psyker killer who can actually fuck psykers, that might interfere with players who use psykers
That's not even close to what I said, shillposter. I'm saying that the Culexus is way too good for 85 points. Even if he didn't have a massive aura of "all your psykers are 50% effective", he'd still be a great unit. He's stupid hard to kill, and he's decent in melee, and decent at shooting, and has his own deployment method.
eh last time I had to fight one, he lasted one turn against 80 points of berzerkers, although granted they did get the charge
So the Culexus is balanced because your opponents are retarded AND you got lucky.

Methshot
Methshot

@PackManBrainlure
powered by rage
Stuff a honking bouquet of guitar wire from their skulls to their armour and I'd buy it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sir_Gallonhead
This guy again, I'm sure it was another Dark Angel player you were mad at last time too

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Methshot
@PackManBrainlure
even better, have a big vat filled with blood tied to their backs.

girlDog
girlDog

@Methnerd
Symmetry for the sake of aesthetics is inefficient.
How is it inefficient. You realize they're toys and don't actually do anything but look good right

farquit
farquit

@iluvmen
yeah I mean if only you had a melee unit that puts out a decent number of attacks, isn't affected by his ability to ignore armour saves and and has the speed to catch up with. maybe some kind of bonus against characters, maybe for something like I dunno 7pts per model that you could use to bubble wrap your characters

w8t4u
w8t4u

@StonedTime
There's this guy as well.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@iluvmen
Considering the Vindicare does like 2 wounds to a single model each turn for 90 points, you might be right.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Spazyfool
Modifying your army in any way is a violation of Stillmania

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sir_Gallonhead
Leave the board mr no-fun-allowed

MPmaster
MPmaster

@kizzmybutt
another covert to Stillmania
Beautiful

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Is he or Bjorn the better Dread HQ?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@haveahappyday
can be targeted
can't take twin lascannon
Bjorn's better, desu

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@kizzmybutt
three coats of gloss varnish
I was okay with the rest of it, but that's inexcusable.
Thin pains to a matte finish. Fuck off with your gloss.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Is the GSC insurrection box worth the dough?
Or should I say fuck it and just start a guard army?

Methnerd
Methnerd

They should bring back the Khorne Daemonkin.

Evilember
Evilember

@kizzmybutt

I agree with some of them but some of the others are just written as if troll posting.

write down the roster and never amend
Why? What is the point of this? Sure the guy is talking about warhammer fantasy but even fantasy armies with strick organisation charts would have different units from time to time. At the very least due to attrition suffered in campaing. Not only does it make sense logically it doesnt make sense lore wise.

Make sure it fits the background
Agreed, lots of people focus on making OP toruney armies while forgetting the reason why we are playing in the first place.
If i wanted respectable battle of wits i would have played chess.
Without lore Fantasy/40k etc. is nothing.

Give every Char and regiment a name
Regimental history and naming special characters is ok. Naming every guys is not.
It is retarded . You are using teh same army in every battle and you are using the same max hellaborg in every battle?
Are you playing with an army of immortals or clones?

Model every magic item oc char..
A purist WYSIWYG opinion. While i dont agree with it it is not complete bonkers. I draw the line at equipments and i expect my opponents to have WYSIWYG weapons.

Who cares if all your opponents know your army composition.
I do. And to some extent my opponents also.
After a few games my opponents will bring a unit composition specificly made to counter it.
And it is no fun for anyone involved.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Deadlyinx
Oh boy, that's nothing. Did you know that the Harlequin power Mirror of Minds can ONE SHOT A WARLORD TITAN? I knew GW were bad at balancing, but WOW.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@haveahappyday
Bryarth Ashmantle is harder to kill

SniperWish
SniperWish

new(ish)
/tg/thread/56804367#p56804367

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
ripper swarms

Annon why are you doing this?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Evil_kitten
The last time I saw someone play harlies he was up against our local WAAC fag.
Not only did mirror of minds hurt him, but a vehicle explosion at the end of turn 5 lost him the game.
I honestly thought he was gonna cry, but he wound up looking at his rhino for a bit, before packing up and going home. The entire time he was bitching about Mirror of Minds.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Get free Contemptor
Do best to make it look decent for Deathwatch
Still need to clean and drill it

How’d I do?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@JunkTop
Being moody weirdo's

t. Dark Angels player

King_Martha
King_Martha

I'd say a new Sisters of Battle and a new Guards codex/models will be out it force before this edition is over, we're living in an exciting time as 40k players/fans, maybe not great(not even good), but you can't deny that it's exciting

cum2soon
cum2soon

@King_Martha
At best good, i'd say.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@King_Martha
I'd be happy if they left the Cadian box as it is but released new Catachans and either Valhallans or Vostroyans.

Sisters would be nice too. I really want to start them.

takes2long
takes2long

@King_Martha
Did the last guy like use his teeth to remove the parts from the sprue?

Fucking hell I do not envy the filling and sanding infront of you.

Inmate
Inmate

@takes2long
Thanks!

Evilember
Evilember

@TalkBomber
deepstrike into cover for +1 to save
<Against ignore cover
12 shots base
<That might as well do shit
be slaanesh so shoot again
<Alpha legion
<Slaneesh
What?
24" guns
<With weapons that can't scratch the paint
-1 to be hit because you're AL
<Against a short range weapon

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