Filename Thread

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Because I am bored and can't think of an original thread edition

All urls found in this thread:
https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_pipe_scandal
StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@LuckyDusty
needs a better name

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StrangeWizard
Also needs a better name

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TurtleCat

I don't remember why I gave this file that name

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TurtleCat
Did he die?

likme
likme

@Booteefool
So which one's Juggernaut Star?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@AwesomeTucker
this is to test the ability of the bio-drone to simply take a formula, input the values, and get the answer. If they use any sides but the top bottom, and given height, they will get wrong answer. Weird values on the side make getting the wrong answer easier.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@AwesomeTucker
Doesn't A mean 'area'? So you need to calculate the surface area of the object.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@AwesomeTucker
Is it 70?

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
Is this some bizarre normalisation attempt of impossible objects? Has R'lyeh sunk that low?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Burnblaze
So is the answer _70_?
12*5=60 for the "square"
((16-12)*5)/2=10 for the "triangles"
I don't remember the formula. I'm just calculating two different areas.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@iluvmen
I don't understand. Do all three kids get killed, or do they rape her?

farquit
farquit

@LuckyDusty
The answer is this object cannot be constructed in euclidean 2D space.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@AwesomeTucker
What the hell are they teaching kids these days, the answer is 70. Back in my day we actually used school to learn.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@viagrandad
Yes, but the whole thing is surface. It has no internal component or backside. It's two dimensional so saying surface Area rather than just area is pointless.

this whole damn time it was actually an odd three dimensional shape and they just forgot to ad a few dotted lines
Wouldn't that be great?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Burnblaze
Aren't they there to confirm that the trapezoid is symmetrical? Therefor you can just solve the area of 16*8, then subtract the triangle of space from either corner.
A =(5*16) - [(5*2)/2 * 2]
A = 80 - 10
A = 70

TechHater
TechHater

@Firespawn
*The area of 16*5.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Boy_vs_Girl
Smothered by tits.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Burnblaze
@Emberfire
@LuckyDusty
@haveahappyday
@Firespawn
Yes Anons, it is truly easy, let us visualise it with such ease.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@LuckyDusty
@Firespawn
I just figured the triangles are identical, thus would "cancel" each other out and turn the trapezoid into a rectangle. The bottom length of each triangle would be 2, because 16-12=4. So you get a rectangle of 14x5, which gives you 70.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Flameblow
What are side measures of those triangles?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Well, I know now my geometry isn't completely rusty.

@Boy_vs_Girl
see @Crazy_Nice
She doesn't actually kill any kids. Wiz, despite being undead, is actually a kind shopkeeper.
The image itself is from the Konosuba Visual Novel. You can find streams with English Subtitles.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@likme
The one with the wheel, obviously.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TurtleCat
I don't get it.

farquit
farquit

@Snarelure
I knew something was off

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@AwesomeTucker
is this loss?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TurtleCat
Actually plausible, if you ignore the cook times and play the actual seasonings by taste.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TurtleCat
I-is he alright? Where's the joke?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Boy_vs_Girl
What the fuck?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Boy_vs_Girl
At least we aren't racist though right go.. i mean guys

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StrangeWizard
I’m glad someone saved this

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@likme
is this actually dark eldar?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BunnyJinx
It's the most X-TREME comic ever made.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@AwesomeTucker

70 units2

there are no units shown, but area is always denoted by units squared, so with the lack of any given values like feet, centimeters, or light years, we are forced to say units2

Formula for a trapezoid is: [(base1 + base2)/2] *h

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Garbage Can Lid
mfw I used to post that at any opportunity I could and now it's caught on
aw yiss

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Garbage Can Lid
it looks gloriously ott.

what's it called?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Garbage Can Lid
I have the sneaking suspicion that this image is the most interesting thing about the entire comic

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Firespawn
Requiem Chevalier Vampire.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Emberfire
@LuckyDusty
@haveahappyday
@Firespawn
@Flameblow
Last time I checked, 2, 5, and 8 weren't a pythagorean triple. Though technically there's no square angle sign at the base of the length 5 line segment, and these tests often do specify that diagrams are not to scale/proportion, so maybe it's trying to trick you into assuming something that isn't explicitly stated. Or maybe the people who made the test were just fucking retarded.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Firespawn
Vampire Knight Requiem, the most metal comic there is, from the pages of Heavy Metal.
@BunnyJinx
There's lots of interesting stuff besides that, it's just that that page is very suddenly awesome.
dragon swarm attacking a flying ship
fucking up a weapon museum and using crazy antique weaponry
convent of blood
killing hitler to turn undead millions of jewish phantoms

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Boy_vs_Girl
What exactly happened there?
Why did he bleed that way?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Garbage Can Lid
Vicious Mockery

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Boy_vs_Girl
Niggers aren't human

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TurtleCat
Is it the nutmeg? I know too much of it is supposed to be poisonous, but the amount in the pic doesn't look like that much. Does putting it in before cooking leech out the poisonous shit?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TurtleCat
Successful troll filename.jpg

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Snarelure
Looks like a real critical strike to the noggin. Thats some fucking brain trauma he took there. RIP

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BunnyJinx
The entire comic is basically "How hilariously edgy can we make it? Well do that, times two."

It helps that unlike most edgy-for-the-sake-of-it comics the art is for the most part great.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@AwesomeTucker

Stripped!

Methshot
Methshot

@Snarelure
He's dead jim

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@likme
Why such a small dick?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Harmless_Venom
Being dead isn't good for your dong.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Harmless_Venom
With a face like that, he aint fuckin' anyway

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Methnerd
oh, you would be surprised

FastChef
FastChef

@New_Cliche
Did getting hit in the head by a mere fist did that?
Or did it happen when he hit the pavement?

If it is just a fist that is very weird, people fight all the time and hit each other in the head and i havent seen people just getting ko in one hit than proceeding to throw blood everywhere.

@Methshot
No shit

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@FastChef
He's holding something, you can kind of see it after he hits him, that's also why he hit him with the side of his hand instead of actually punching him or grabbing him

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Boy_vs_Girl
fucking niggers

Emberburn
Emberburn

@FastChef
people fight all the time and hit each other in the head and i havent seen people just getting ko in one hit than proceeding to throw blood everywhere.
shit happens

the bleeding was most likely from smashing face into pavement, but the lethal injury might come from the initial punch

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
If it is just a fist that is very weird, people fight all the time and hit each other in the head and i havent seen people just getting ko in one hit than proceeding to throw blood everywhere.

It might have been something like a brick, but it could have also just been a man of advanced age struck powerfully to the head and causing a blood vessel to burst.

People get their shit punched in all the time in the movies or on the boxing ring, but make no mistake - IRL, a single punch can end someone's life if it's unfortunate enough, because in the end every single blow or anything is an impact, and if that force is sufficient enough and strikes the right spot, you might be simply gone in an instant. Do not get into fights if you can help it; a freak accident of you receiving an equivalent to a Fallout-style crit punch to the eyes is always possible.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Raving_Cute
I see it now. Something white in his hand.
And wow, seriously i havent seen this level of violance in the lowest dregs of our society. Worst case scenario if they are going to mug you they pull a knife and demand your stuff and if oyu dont comply they might force you to do it. At the very wrost they mgiht stab you but unprovoked outright lethal attacks?
This will sound racists but there is something about the black people that is more leaning towards primative.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Firespawn
I dont know why but for me, that orc was the best thing in the entire college, its cause of him that in my campaigns, there is a reocurring character that is a mild mannered orc librarian that can punch holes in stone walls if you fuck with his collection

idontknow
idontknow

@AwesomeTucker

108.44 u^2

That 5 is not the height of the trapezoid. It cannot be, and the angle is not shown as a right angle.

The "triangle" to the left or right, formed by the figure and the actual height line, has a side of 2 ((16-12)/2) and a hypotenuse of 8. 8^2 - 2^2 = the square root of 60. That, times the average of the bases (14), is 108.44

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Spazyfool
not sure if troll.
the misspelling COULD mean phoneposting and shitty phone spellchecks, but the grammar suggest English isn't your first language? otherwise you're 12, so you should leave.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@idontknow

Oh. Wait. There is literally no connecting line that is a 5. Yeah, this figure is cancer.

Methshot
Methshot

@Spazyfool
Most muggers don't want a murder rap, but nigs give no shits since they don't connect their actions to consequences.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Harmless_Venom
Grower , not a shower

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Fried_Sushi
What a great fucking game

Snarelure
Snarelure

@cum2soon
4chan...

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Garbage Can Lid
Spot on Jeff impersonation

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Garbage Can Lid
Dark mechanicus

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Gigastrength
Well, i wasnt expecting Valkyria Chronicles memes.
Thats new.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@idontknow
This is can't be like a serious comic right? I can't tell anymore.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@FastChef
Sauce?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Need_TLC
eaten

If you are going to make a shit tier retarded drawing atleast make an effort.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@idontknow
bisexual
All the other things I can somehow understand to be troublesome on the street, but how the fuck do you attract a random troublemaker on the street with your "bisexuality"?
@GoogleCat
Here.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@King_Martha
What We Do In The Shadows, a mockumentary about vampires. Its great.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Harmless_Venom

The entire universe is on multiple redundant layers of irony at this point. Serious doesn't exist.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@idontknow
randomly generated NPC

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Deadlyinx
It is supposed to be written in the language of the negro tongue. In said language, "ate" is often substituted for "eaten", regardless of its correctness.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@cum2soon
the first half could be
AC without dex

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TreeEater
More?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Illusionz
Something about that pool appearing in irl porn.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Techpill
Nurgle's rot
Also sauce?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methnerd
neat

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@DeathDog
Haha. Took me a second.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@SomethingNew
kek

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Spazyfool
Sub-saharan african IQ is literary below 70. That would be deemed as retarded in western and asian countries. This is not at all insinuating that all black people have downs syndrome or something, but rather that they are in fact more beastial.

Their culture is not concerned with actual high concepts such as math or philosophy. Some people are unable to see this as they think that wood carving and the ability to decorate is proof of the same level of sapience as the rest of humanity.

There has simply been no need for the sub-saharan or the australian to evolve abstract thinking, understanding of long time consequences or complex social interaction. They are of course the same species as us and as such stand above brute beasts in language, forward thinking et cetera. They will never (or not for a long time atleast, you race mixing burgers) be able to evolve past the simple life.

Also if you wanna bring up Nigeria or some famous african inventer or scientist, look up their heritage. Countries like Nigeria or Somalias upper classes do allright but they are often of northafrican or arab descent. Next to all "non nigger" african americans that have left a mark on the world has been a mulatto, same for south africa.

Ethnostates now!
https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country

How ever let's not ruin this thread.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Methnerd
What kind of sorcery is this?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@New_Cliche
Adding layers to the pancakes as you go on so that different parts get cooked to differing levels

Soft_member
Soft_member

@hairygrape
/pol/

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@hairygrape
australian
indigenous australians you mean?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
the truth is now /pol/
don't shit up this perfectly good filename thread with your retardation

takes2long
takes2long

@Booteefool
Who killed captain Alex? is a national treasure.

massdebater
massdebater

@DeathDog
jej

Inmate
Inmate

@likme
Press B to Block!
FUCK YOUUUUUU!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SomethingNew
breaking containment shouldn't be met with being told to get back in containment

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@haveahappyday
Yes, sorry. You are completely right.
I was unsure of how to put it, English is not my native tounge.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Booteefool
YOU ARE WELCOME YOU SONUVABITCH

SniperWish
SniperWish

@PackManBrainlure
not an argument

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@cum2soon
This is how I paladin

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
Must have taken an enourmous amount fo time to achieve that. Atleast in minis when we paint something it stays that way for the forseeble future.
It is...interesting to spend so much time on something that will get eaten.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@VisualMaster
It's sort of like that buddhist sand ritual.
Don't get caught up in the mortal plane.

5mileys
5mileys

@hairygrape
United States 98
Bullshit

Methshot
Methshot

@New_Cliche
What am I supposed to feel about this?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@New_Cliche
That was a good thread.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SomethingNew
don't shit up this perfectly good filename thread with your retardation
beyond parody

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Methshot
uhh, you don't get to bring Ashigaru.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Soft_member
ending a campaign

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CodeBuns
Hunter the Vigil

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Methshot
Ask yourself this: Did the Fighter succeed?

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad
I was expecting something horrifying to happen

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Raving_Cute
Yes of course, the taunt or bait was most succesful, I just wanted to know if you directed that at me for my /pol/ post or if you just saw it fit the theme.

I'm actually scared to death for my country as people in the age bracet 20-25 is actually about to be majority brown and we've been ethnically homogenous for over 10000 years.

Firespawn
Firespawn

needs a better name

Nojokur
Nojokur

@haveahappyday
No, we didn't.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Skullbone
10,000 years
Let me guess, never studied ancient history?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@haveahappyday
School was barely for learning, it was more just for working out how to function socially with other people.

Course I'm still an autistic weirdo so it failed at that too

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Illusionz
Techpriests real waifu

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Garbage Can Lid
Also needs a better name
This would do it.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Skullbone
I hope you don't play Paladins, user.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sharpcharm
Abbo is the usual term, Aboriginal if you want to pretend they're capable of emotion

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead
>>56807616
I actually majored in history.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TalkBomber
I don't. Why?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TurtleCat
Just drank your way through uni? Fun I guess but doesn't end up up with much knowledge of the subject.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BinaryMan
Because you fall for things too easily.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@haveahappyday
underrated

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Stark_Naked
tiny claws
Oh fuck!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Garbage Can Lid
It always bothered be as hell, that the names are on the wrong sides. Biovores are the star-sprangled megafauna and Mekavores are the military mechas.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Illusionz
What did I type that was wrong?
Also no, I actually won a monetary price for my bachelor thesis about alcohol related policies in 19th- and early 20th century Sweden.

@Dreamworx
Yeah, I guess I fell for the bait.
Maybe twice in fact

Pardon the late answer, was banned for a while.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@VisualMaster
Source?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@MPmaster
Aside from the bit referencing work which at best has been considered spurious and at worse laughable?

likme
likme

@Fuzzy_Logic
Which of the studies are you implying to be laughable?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Fuzzy_Logic
I'm asking since most of them are from some of our most prestigious universities.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TalkBomber
God that was such a good fucking game.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@cum2soon
Shit, that was a satisfying ending.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Stupidasole
It always bothered be as hell, that the names are on the wrong sides. Biovores are the star-sprangled megafauna and Mekavores are the military mechas.
So "carnivores" by your logic are "things made of meat?"

Vore means to eat, user. The bio-things are called "mekavores" because they eat meks. The robots are called "biovores" because they eat biological stuff. Pretty simple.
It always bothered be as hell,
But I shouldn't have expected much...

SniperWish
SniperWish

@viagrandad
That's a good one.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Illusionz
It’s not its own language; it’s mimicry below the level of birds.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Fuzzy_Logic
Care to reply?

idontknow
idontknow

@Methshot
Given that the perpetrators of the genocide openly admit to it on any media outlet you care to source it, you’re to feel that a genocide is happening.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sir_Gallonhead
Aww, that’s cute. He still believes the “out of africa’ theory when it was disproven decades ago. Get a clue, brownie.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TalkBomber
This is absolutely true, I've been to Lao and their presentation of the Out of Asia theory is both rock-solid and only partially in Chinese.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@likme
The wheel

Nojokur
Nojokur

@haveahappyday
Alternatively "3.pf players"

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@CodeBuns
kek

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BinaryMan
Possession (1981)

WebTool
WebTool

@AwesomeTucker
The correct answer here is 84.4.

This answer was found using every bit of information labeled, plus an assumption that the dropped down line is at a right angle with the base. With that, the figure is almost fully defined, and the rest comes down to geometry.

There is actually a second solution with significantly smaller area than this. Extra credit will be granted to anyone who finds it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@WebTool
Image limit had been rached, but i'm the one who has it

Soft_member
Soft_member

@New_Cliche
I was actually just cleaning it all up for a picture and noticed a typo. 80.36 is the final answer for the larger mode. Shame I can't post it, but oh well.

Cute stuff, hadn't thought about linkages in a while.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@New_Cliche
/v/filename
Still amusing though
Or are there any tabletop games based on the SC universe?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BunnyJinx
NO, THAT IS A VAMPIRE LADY RIDING WEREWOLF TORQUEMADA WHILE KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE CHAMPION LIZARD

Inmate
Inmate

@likme
Kek

Techpill
Techpill

@BunnyJinx
Out left/pol/

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@New_Cliche
HWINDU
I thought they moved on to being offended at Wolfenstein because you, the player, kill Nazis in it. Unless they moved on from that too.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Sharpcharm
HWINDU
Shouldn't that be HWNDU, there's no I for the acronym

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TurtleCat
Also
Triple H's coat of arms

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Lord_Tryzalot
one of my favorite parts is that you can give him the elder scrolls you find, and he is fucking psyched

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
Only thing I heard about Wolfenstein was that the marketing team jumped onto the 'Punch a Nazi' politicking wagon.

There's also a two minute monologue about testicles, which I thought was dumb.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Illusionz
Let me guess, he used a Shadman pic?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Skullbone

Well, it's a game about punching Nazis...

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@JunkTop
People took issue because they were specifically parroting the political talking point. Personally I think it's annoying; partially because a lot of the people who use the phrase like to seemingly label people Nazis at random and partially because mixing RL politics with videogames is just something I straight up don't want.

I get enough of that shit everywhere else. I don't need it in my leisure time.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SomethingNew

I felt it went well myself. That and well...it's a game about killing Nazis (A political party, if not one that's about any more) it's going to always be political.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@GoogleCat
oooohhh....
That one hurt....

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SniperWish
It doesn't have to be.

No one kicked up a stink about the previous ~4 games.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperWish
khans of tarkir lore

Supergrass
Supergrass

@haveahappyday
You sly fucker

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@SniperWish
[Gujira] Chikan Yasan

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
I remember that game!

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Crazy_Nice
You bastard, I almost didn't find it. I'm glad I checked all his works.
@SniperWish
Just check Gujira's works and don't bother looking by name. For a massive hint, it's not a trap title

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperWish

I'm glad Veeky Forums isn't the only place full of dumb stories that never happened.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Lunatick
It avoids two of his common traits that I dislike - ugly men and character getting "I can't live without your cock now" 5 minutes into the plot, while keeping all the good stuff.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@AwesomeTucker
@Boy_vs_Girl
@Boy_vs_Girl
I've been actually trying to not be prejudiced or racist or whatever for a while now. But god fuckin dammit, niggers. White kids simply don't fucking do this shit.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Techpill
Source? Looks like a funny series.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@CodeBuns
It's cropped porn, annoyingly.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@King_Martha
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Skullbone
It is, it means you get the setup for something funny, then half the work pisses it away and there's no continuation.

Methshot
Methshot

@Skullbone
I'll share because I really like the artist
It's Sphinx-chan no Ultra Quiz from Kishibe's tank Kyou kara Hajimeru Kuro Majutsu

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@AwesomeTucker
Find the area of the object: A = r'lyeh

FastChef
FastChef

@King_Martha
That is disappointing.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@GoogleCat
underrated

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BinaryMan
FUCK HETEROGRAVITY

TechHater
TechHater

@WebTool
This is a good post. Wholesome

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Illusionz
beautiful

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
not "Calvinball"

you had one job

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Harmless_Venom
I don't know, you tell me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_pipe_scandal

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sharpcharm
Having played with the kind of people that post on Tumblr, I can tell you this definitely happened and would have been awful to witness.

Evilember
Evilember

@SniperWish
I thought "Aboriginal" usually referred to Canadian natives and "Aborigines" referred to the Australian ones.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
thats the goat fucker isn't it...

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TreeEater
You mean lamb?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BinaryMan
choking play in cowgirl
lolwut

askme
askme

@TreeEater
maybe
read the demon one instead

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@SniperGod

YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED
BUT YOU DO NEED TO EAT THESE EGGS

W-why are you doing this to me?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@likme
I love how the fight basically turns into a face punching competition right off the bat.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@AwesomeTucker

She was never seen or heard from again.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BinaryMan

... I must know more.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Techpill
i've got the weirdest boner right now

Skullbone
Skullbone

@VisualMaster

Underrated.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RavySnake
The first time I read this, it was "who designed this, an Alien?" that gave it away for me, since I was reading left-to-right.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nojokur
No, she was heard from. It was mostly screaming, but she was heard from

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TalkBomber
sarkhan would have been way better if he wore a traffic cone as a hat and had literally any more than one sentence fragment of personality.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spazyfool
That's a sock wrapped around his fist, like boxing wraps.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@CodeBuns
a strong butch woman like that deserves to be on top, men lapping underneath her heel.
fuck i hate women

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TalkBomber
Dude, missed opportunity.
Thats Rifts Free Quebec all the way.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@eGremlin
i don't think thats going to have the effect you intended.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@New_Cliche
when you keep a bag of holding hidden in your glorious gigatits

WebTool
WebTool

@Snarelure
Got shanked in the skull with a knife.

farquit
farquit

@Fuzzy_Logic
I dunno about nutmeg, but I know with acorns from oak trees and seeds from maple trees you boil them in water, until it turns red from all the poison leaking out, then drain the water and boil them again a second and third time. AFTER that they are safe to eat.

During WW2 people would then slice up and roast the acorns, grind them up, and combine them with dandelions (a source of caffeine) in a mixture with hot water as a coffee replacement.

Apparently they're fucking delicious. Certain native american tribes had entire orchards of oak and maple trees because after removing the poisons they would grind them up and use them as flour for bread. They actually preferred them over corn.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Harmless_Venom
You try keeping it up when someone shoved metal spikes in your dong and to top it all off there is an evil maniacal vampire baby giggling the whole time.

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