# Filename Thread

Sharpcharm

Because I am bored and can't think of an original thread edition

All urls found in this thread:
https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_pipe_scandal
StrangeWizard

@LuckyDusty
needs a better name

Garbage Can Lid

@StrangeWizard
Also needs a better name

Nojokur

I don't remember why I gave this file that name

Soft_member

@TurtleCat
Did he die?

likme

@Booteefool
So which one's Juggernaut Star?

Burnblaze

@AwesomeTucker
this is to test the ability of the bio-drone to simply take a formula, input the values, and get the answer. If they use any sides but the top bottom, and given height, they will get wrong answer. Weird values on the side make getting the wrong answer easier.

viagrandad

@AwesomeTucker
Doesn't A mean 'area'? So you need to calculate the surface area of the object.

Emberfire

@AwesomeTucker
Is it 70?

Evilember

@Burnblaze
Is this some bizarre normalisation attempt of impossible objects? Has R'lyeh sunk that low?

LuckyDusty

@Burnblaze
So is the answer _70_?
12*5=60 for the "square"
((16-12)*5)/2=10 for the "triangles"
I don't remember the formula. I'm just calculating two different areas.

Boy_vs_Girl

@iluvmen
I don't understand. Do all three kids get killed, or do they rape her?

farquit

@LuckyDusty
The answer is this object cannot be constructed in euclidean 2D space.

haveahappyday

@AwesomeTucker
What the hell are they teaching kids these days, the answer is 70. Back in my day we actually used school to learn.

Playboyize

@viagrandad
Yes, but the whole thing is surface. It has no internal component or backside. It's two dimensional so saying surface Area rather than just area is pointless.

this whole damn time it was actually an odd three dimensional shape and they just forgot to ad a few dotted lines
Wouldn't that be great?

Firespawn

@Burnblaze
Aren't they there to confirm that the trapezoid is symmetrical? Therefor you can just solve the area of 16*8, then subtract the triangle of space from either corner.
A =(5*16) - [(5*2)/2 * 2]
A = 80 - 10
A = 70

TechHater

@Firespawn
*The area of 16*5.

Crazy_Nice

@Boy_vs_Girl
Smothered by tits.

Snarelure

@Burnblaze
@Emberfire
@LuckyDusty
@haveahappyday
@Firespawn
Yes Anons, it is truly easy, let us visualise it with such ease.

Flameblow

@LuckyDusty
@Firespawn
I just figured the triangles are identical, thus would "cancel" each other out and turn the trapezoid into a rectangle. The bottom length of each triangle would be 2, because 16-12=4. So you get a rectangle of 14x5, which gives you 70.

AwesomeTucker

@Flameblow
What are side measures of those triangles?

Harmless_Venom

Well, I know now my geometry isn't completely rusty.

@Boy_vs_Girl
see @Crazy_Nice
She doesn't actually kill any kids. Wiz, despite being undead, is actually a kind shopkeeper.
The image itself is from the Konosuba Visual Novel. You can find streams with English Subtitles.

Skullbone

@likme
The one with the wheel, obviously.

Emberfire

@TurtleCat
I don't get it.

farquit

@Snarelure
I knew something was off

Poker_Star

@AwesomeTucker
is this loss?

Stupidasole

@TurtleCat
Actually plausible, if you ignore the cook times and play the actual seasonings by taste.

Gigastrength

@TurtleCat
I-is he alright? Where's the joke?

Snarelure

@Boy_vs_Girl
What the fuck?

StonedTime

@Boy_vs_Girl
At least we aren't racist though right go.. i mean guys

Sir_Gallonhead

@StrangeWizard
I’m glad someone saved this

BunnyJinx

@likme
is this actually dark eldar?

Garbage Can Lid

@BunnyJinx
It's the most X-TREME comic ever made.

Lord_Tryzalot

70 units2

there are no units shown, but area is always denoted by units squared, so with the lack of any given values like feet, centimeters, or light years, we are forced to say units2

Formula for a trapezoid is: [(base1 + base2)/2] *h

Emberfire

@Garbage Can Lid
mfw I used to post that at any opportunity I could and now it's caught on
aw yiss

Firespawn

@Garbage Can Lid
it looks gloriously ott.

what's it called?

BunnyJinx

@Garbage Can Lid
I have the sneaking suspicion that this image is the most interesting thing about the entire comic

Fuzzy_Logic

@Firespawn
Requiem Chevalier Vampire.

Ignoramus

@Emberfire
@LuckyDusty
@haveahappyday
@Firespawn
@Flameblow
Last time I checked, 2, 5, and 8 weren't a pythagorean triple. Though technically there's no square angle sign at the base of the length 5 line segment, and these tests often do specify that diagrams are not to scale/proportion, so maybe it's trying to trick you into assuming something that isn't explicitly stated. Or maybe the people who made the test were just fucking retarded.

Spamalot

@Firespawn
Vampire Knight Requiem, the most metal comic there is, from the pages of Heavy Metal.
@BunnyJinx
There's lots of interesting stuff besides that, it's just that that page is very suddenly awesome.
dragon swarm attacking a flying ship
fucking up a weapon museum and using crazy antique weaponry
convent of blood
killing hitler to turn undead millions of jewish phantoms

Snarelure

@Boy_vs_Girl
What exactly happened there?
Why did he bleed that way?

SniperGod

@Garbage Can Lid
Vicious Mockery

AwesomeTucker

@Boy_vs_Girl
Niggers aren't human

Fuzzy_Logic

@TurtleCat
Is it the nutmeg? I know too much of it is supposed to be poisonous, but the amount in the pic doesn't look like that much. Does putting it in before cooking leech out the poisonous shit?

Boy_vs_Girl

@TurtleCat
Successful troll filename.jpg

New_Cliche

@Snarelure
Looks like a real critical strike to the noggin. Thats some fucking brain trauma he took there. RIP

Nude_Bikergirl

@BunnyJinx
The entire comic is basically "How hilariously edgy can we make it? Well do that, times two."

It helps that unlike most edgy-for-the-sake-of-it comics the art is for the most part great.

cum2soon

Stripped!

Methshot

@Snarelure
He's dead jim

Harmless_Venom

@likme
Why such a small dick?

kizzmybutt

@Harmless_Venom
Being dead isn't good for your dong.

Methnerd

@Harmless_Venom
With a face like that, he aint fuckin' anyway

SniperGod

@Methnerd
oh, you would be surprised

FastChef

@New_Cliche
Did getting hit in the head by a mere fist did that?
Or did it happen when he hit the pavement?

If it is just a fist that is very weird, people fight all the time and hit each other in the head and i havent seen people just getting ko in one hit than proceeding to throw blood everywhere.

@Methshot
No shit

Raving_Cute

@FastChef
He's holding something, you can kind of see it after he hits him, that's also why he hit him with the side of his hand instead of actually punching him or grabbing him

Boy_vs_Girl

@Boy_vs_Girl
fucking niggers

Emberburn

@FastChef
people fight all the time and hit each other in the head and i havent seen people just getting ko in one hit than proceeding to throw blood everywhere.
shit happens

the bleeding was most likely from smashing face into pavement, but the lethal injury might come from the initial punch

BunnyJinx

@FastChef
If it is just a fist that is very weird, people fight all the time and hit each other in the head and i havent seen people just getting ko in one hit than proceeding to throw blood everywhere.

It might have been something like a brick, but it could have also just been a man of advanced age struck powerfully to the head and causing a blood vessel to burst.

People get their shit punched in all the time in the movies or on the boxing ring, but make no mistake - IRL, a single punch can end someone's life if it's unfortunate enough, because in the end every single blow or anything is an impact, and if that force is sufficient enough and strikes the right spot, you might be simply gone in an instant. Do not get into fights if you can help it; a freak accident of you receiving an equivalent to a Fallout-style crit punch to the eyes is always possible.

Spazyfool

@Raving_Cute
I see it now. Something white in his hand.
And wow, seriously i havent seen this level of violance in the lowest dregs of our society. Worst case scenario if they are going to mug you they pull a knife and demand your stuff and if oyu dont comply they might force you to do it. At the very wrost they mgiht stab you but unprovoked outright lethal attacks?
This will sound racists but there is something about the black people that is more leaning towards primative.

Lord_Tryzalot

@Firespawn
I dont know why but for me, that orc was the best thing in the entire college, its cause of him that in my campaigns, there is a reocurring character that is a mild mannered orc librarian that can punch holes in stone walls if you fuck with his collection

idontknow

108.44 u^2

That 5 is not the height of the trapezoid. It cannot be, and the angle is not shown as a right angle.

The "triangle" to the left or right, formed by the figure and the actual height line, has a side of 2 ((16-12)/2) and a hypotenuse of 8. 8^2 - 2^2 = the square root of 60. That, times the average of the bases (14), is 108.44

Methnerd

@Spazyfool
not sure if troll.
the misspelling COULD mean phoneposting and shitty phone spellchecks, but the grammar suggest English isn't your first language? otherwise you're 12, so you should leave.

Firespawn

Oh. Wait. There is literally no connecting line that is a 5. Yeah, this figure is cancer.

Methshot

@Spazyfool
Most muggers don't want a murder rap, but nigs give no shits since they don't connect their actions to consequences.

Emberfire

@Harmless_Venom
Grower , not a shower

TurtleCat

@Fried_Sushi
What a great fucking game

Snarelure

@cum2soon
4chan...

Evil_kitten

@Garbage Can Lid
Spot on Jeff impersonation

happy_sad

@Garbage Can Lid
Dark mechanicus

GoogleCat

@Gigastrength
Well, i wasnt expecting Valkyria Chronicles memes.
Thats new.

Harmless_Venom

@idontknow
This is can't be like a serious comic right? I can't tell anymore.

King_Martha

@FastChef
Sauce?

Deadlyinx

@Need_TLC
eaten

If you are going to make a shit tier retarded drawing atleast make an effort.

TreeEater

@idontknow
bisexual
All the other things I can somehow understand to be troublesome on the street, but how the fuck do you attract a random troublemaker on the street with your "bisexuality"?
@GoogleCat
Here.

Skullbone

@King_Martha
What We Do In The Shadows, a mockumentary about vampires. Its great.

Emberfire

The entire universe is on multiple redundant layers of irony at this point. Serious doesn't exist.

BinaryMan

@idontknow
randomly generated NPC

Illusionz

@Deadlyinx
It is supposed to be written in the language of the negro tongue. In said language, "ate" is often substituted for "eaten", regardless of its correctness.

AwesomeTucker

@cum2soon
the first half could be
AC without dex

New_Cliche

@TreeEater
More?

viagrandad

@Illusionz
Something about that pool appearing in irl porn.

BinaryMan

@Techpill
Nurgle's rot
Also sauce?

Supergrass

@Methnerd
neat

Nude_Bikergirl

@DeathDog
Haha. Took me a second.

Sir_Gallonhead
hairygrape

@Spazyfool
Sub-saharan african IQ is literary below 70. That would be deemed as retarded in western and asian countries. This is not at all insinuating that all black people have downs syndrome or something, but rather that they are in fact more beastial.

Their culture is not concerned with actual high concepts such as math or philosophy. Some people are unable to see this as they think that wood carving and the ability to decorate is proof of the same level of sapience as the rest of humanity.

There has simply been no need for the sub-saharan or the australian to evolve abstract thinking, understanding of long time consequences or complex social interaction. They are of course the same species as us and as such stand above brute beasts in language, forward thinking et cetera. They will never (or not for a long time atleast, you race mixing burgers) be able to evolve past the simple life.

Also if you wanna bring up Nigeria or some famous african inventer or scientist, look up their heritage. Countries like Nigeria or Somalias upper classes do allright but they are often of northafrican or arab descent. Next to all "non nigger" african americans that have left a mark on the world has been a mulatto, same for south africa.

Ethnostates now!
https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country

How ever let's not ruin this thread.

New_Cliche

@Methnerd
What kind of sorcery is this?

Lord_Tryzalot

@New_Cliche
Adding layers to the pancakes as you go on so that different parts get cooked to differing levels

Soft_member

@hairygrape
/pol/

haveahappyday

@hairygrape
australian
indigenous australians you mean?

SomethingNew

@Soft_member
the truth is now /pol/
don't shit up this perfectly good filename thread with your retardation

takes2long

@Booteefool
Who killed captain Alex? is a national treasure.

massdebater

@DeathDog
jej

Inmate

@likme
Press B to Block!
FUCK YOUUUUUU!

PackManBrainlure

@SomethingNew
breaking containment shouldn't be met with being told to get back in containment

Sharpcharm

@haveahappyday
Yes, sorry. You are completely right.
I was unsure of how to put it, English is not my native tounge.

Skullbone

@Booteefool
YOU ARE WELCOME YOU SONUVABITCH

SniperWish

@PackManBrainlure
not an argument

BlogWobbles

@cum2soon
This is how I paladin

VisualMaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
Must have taken an enourmous amount fo time to achieve that. Atleast in minis when we paint something it stays that way for the forseeble future.
It is...interesting to spend so much time on something that will get eaten.

Soft_member

@VisualMaster
It's sort of like that buddhist sand ritual.
Don't get caught up in the mortal plane.

5mileys

@hairygrape
United States 98
Bullshit

Methshot

@New_Cliche
What am I supposed to feel about this?

SniperGod

@New_Cliche
That was a good thread.

RavySnake

@SomethingNew
don't shit up this perfectly good filename thread with your retardation
beyond parody

CodeBuns

@Methshot
uhh, you don't get to bring Ashigaru.

GoogleCat

@Soft_member
ending a campaign

Fried_Sushi

@CodeBuns
Hunter the Vigil

Raving_Cute

@Methshot
Ask yourself this: Did the Fighter succeed?

5mileys

@viagrandad
I was expecting something horrifying to happen

Skullbone

@Raving_Cute
Yes of course, the taunt or bait was most succesful, I just wanted to know if you directed that at me for my /pol/ post or if you just saw it fit the theme.

I'm actually scared to death for my country as people in the age bracet 20-25 is actually about to be majority brown and we've been ethnically homogenous for over 10000 years.

Firespawn

needs a better name

Nojokur

@haveahappyday
No, we didn't.

Sir_Gallonhead

@Skullbone
10,000 years
Let me guess, never studied ancient history?

Boy_vs_Girl

@haveahappyday
School was barely for learning, it was more just for working out how to function socially with other people.

Course I'm still an autistic weirdo so it failed at that too

MPmaster

@Illusionz
Techpriests real waifu

Bidwell

@Garbage Can Lid
Also needs a better name
This would do it.

TalkBomber

@Skullbone
I hope you don't play Paladins, user.

SniperWish

@Sharpcharm
Abbo is the usual term, Aboriginal if you want to pretend they're capable of emotion

TurtleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead
>>56807616
I actually majored in history.

BinaryMan

@TalkBomber
I don't. Why?

Illusionz

@TurtleCat
Just drank your way through uni? Fun I guess but doesn't end up up with much knowledge of the subject.

Dreamworx

@BinaryMan
Because you fall for things too easily.

Evil_kitten

@haveahappyday
underrated

eGremlin

@Stark_Naked
tiny claws
Oh fuck!

Stupidasole

@Garbage Can Lid
It always bothered be as hell, that the names are on the wrong sides. Biovores are the star-sprangled megafauna and Mekavores are the military mechas.

MPmaster

@Illusionz
What did I type that was wrong?
Also no, I actually won a monetary price for my bachelor thesis about alcohol related policies in 19th- and early 20th century Sweden.

@Dreamworx
Yeah, I guess I fell for the bait.
Maybe twice in fact

Pardon the late answer, was banned for a while.

SniperWish

@VisualMaster
Source?

Fuzzy_Logic

@MPmaster
Aside from the bit referencing work which at best has been considered spurious and at worse laughable?

likme

@Fuzzy_Logic
Which of the studies are you implying to be laughable?

PackManBrainlure

@Fuzzy_Logic
I'm asking since most of them are from some of our most prestigious universities.

Carnalpleasure

@TalkBomber
God that was such a good fucking game.

Flameblow

@cum2soon
Shit, that was a satisfying ending.

VisualMaster

@Stupidasole
It always bothered be as hell, that the names are on the wrong sides. Biovores are the star-sprangled megafauna and Mekavores are the military mechas.
So "carnivores" by your logic are "things made of meat?"

Vore means to eat, user. The bio-things are called "mekavores" because they eat meks. The robots are called "biovores" because they eat biological stuff. Pretty simple.
It always bothered be as hell,
But I shouldn't have expected much...

SniperWish

@viagrandad
That's a good one.

CodeBuns

@Illusionz
It’s not its own language; it’s mimicry below the level of birds.

haveahappyday

@Fuzzy_Logic
Care to reply?

idontknow

@Methshot
Given that the perpetrators of the genocide openly admit to it on any media outlet you care to source it, you’re to feel that a genocide is happening.

TalkBomber

@Sir_Gallonhead
Aww, that’s cute. He still believes the “out of africa’ theory when it was disproven decades ago. Get a clue, brownie.

Carnalpleasure

@TalkBomber
This is absolutely true, I've been to Lao and their presentation of the Out of Asia theory is both rock-solid and only partially in Chinese.

Lunatick

@likme
The wheel

Nojokur

@haveahappyday
Alternatively "3.pf players"

Raving_Cute

@CodeBuns
kek

Crazy_Nice

@BinaryMan
Possession (1981)

WebTool

@AwesomeTucker
The correct answer here is 84.4.

This answer was found using every bit of information labeled, plus an assumption that the dropped down line is at a right angle with the base. With that, the figure is almost fully defined, and the rest comes down to geometry.

There is actually a second solution with significantly smaller area than this. Extra credit will be granted to anyone who finds it.

New_Cliche

@WebTool
Image limit had been rached, but i'm the one who has it

Soft_member

@New_Cliche
I was actually just cleaning it all up for a picture and noticed a typo. 80.36 is the final answer for the larger mode. Shame I can't post it, but oh well.

Cute stuff, hadn't thought about linkages in a while.

Evil_kitten

@New_Cliche
/v/filename
Still amusing though
Or are there any tabletop games based on the SC universe?

Sir_Gallonhead

@BunnyJinx
NO, THAT IS A VAMPIRE LADY RIDING WEREWOLF TORQUEMADA WHILE KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE CHAMPION LIZARD

Inmate

@likme
Kek

Techpill

@BunnyJinx
Out left/pol/

Sharpcharm

@New_Cliche
HWINDU
I thought they moved on to being offended at Wolfenstein because you, the player, kill Nazis in it. Unless they moved on from that too.

PurpleCharger

@Sharpcharm
HWINDU
Shouldn't that be HWNDU, there's no I for the acronym

cum2soon

@TurtleCat
Also
Triple H's coat of arms

Nude_Bikergirl

@Lord_Tryzalot
one of my favorite parts is that you can give him the elder scrolls you find, and he is fucking psyched

Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
Only thing I heard about Wolfenstein was that the marketing team jumped onto the 'Punch a Nazi' politicking wagon.

There's also a two minute monologue about testicles, which I thought was dumb.

TalkBomber

@Illusionz
Let me guess, he used a Shadman pic?

JunkTop

Well, it's a game about punching Nazis...

SomethingNew

@JunkTop
People took issue because they were specifically parroting the political talking point. Personally I think it's annoying; partially because a lot of the people who use the phrase like to seemingly label people Nazis at random and partially because mixing RL politics with videogames is just something I straight up don't want.

I get enough of that shit everywhere else. I don't need it in my leisure time.

SniperWish

I felt it went well myself. That and well...it's a game about killing Nazis (A political party, if not one that's about any more) it's going to always be political.

ZeroReborn

@GoogleCat
oooohhh....
That one hurt....

StrangeWizard

@SniperWish
It doesn't have to be.

No one kicked up a stink about the previous ~4 games.

TalkBomber

@SniperWish
khans of tarkir lore

Supergrass

@haveahappyday
You sly fucker

Crazy_Nice

@SniperWish
[Gujira] Chikan Yasan

Firespawn

@Skullbone
I remember that game!

Lunatick

@Crazy_Nice
You bastard, I almost didn't find it. I'm glad I checked all his works.
@SniperWish
Just check Gujira's works and don't bother looking by name. For a massive hint, it's not a trap title

Sharpcharm

I'm glad Veeky Forums isn't the only place full of dumb stories that never happened.

lostmypassword

@Lunatick
It avoids two of his common traits that I dislike - ugly men and character getting "I can't live without your cock now" 5 minutes into the plot, while keeping all the good stuff.

Crazy_Nice

@AwesomeTucker
@Boy_vs_Girl
@Boy_vs_Girl
I've been actually trying to not be prejudiced or racist or whatever for a while now. But god fuckin dammit, niggers. White kids simply don't fucking do this shit.

CodeBuns

@Techpill
Source? Looks like a funny series.

King_Martha

@CodeBuns
It's cropped porn, annoyingly.

Skullbone

@King_Martha
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Crazy_Nice

@Skullbone
It is, it means you get the setup for something funny, then half the work pisses it away and there's no continuation.

Methshot

@Skullbone
I'll share because I really like the artist
It's Sphinx-chan no Ultra Quiz from Kishibe's tank Kyou kara Hajimeru Kuro Majutsu

BunnyJinx

@AwesomeTucker
Find the area of the object: A = r'lyeh

FastChef

@King_Martha
That is disappointing.

TurtleCat

@GoogleCat
underrated

Methnerd

@BinaryMan
FUCK HETEROGRAVITY

TechHater

@WebTool
This is a good post. Wholesome

Bidwell

@Illusionz
beautiful

BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
not "Calvinball"

you had one job

Ignoramus

@Harmless_Venom
I don't know, you tell me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_pipe_scandal

Evil_kitten

@Sharpcharm
Having played with the kind of people that post on Tumblr, I can tell you this definitely happened and would have been awful to witness.

Evilember

@SniperWish
I thought "Aboriginal" usually referred to Canadian natives and "Aborigines" referred to the Australian ones.

TreeEater

@Methshot
thats the goat fucker isn't it...

JunkTop

@TreeEater
You mean lamb?

Flameblow

@BinaryMan
choking play in cowgirl
lolwut

askme

@TreeEater
maybe
read the demon one instead

Carnalpleasure

YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED
BUT YOU DO NEED TO EAT THESE EGGS

W-why are you doing this to me?

StonedTime

@likme
I love how the fight basically turns into a face punching competition right off the bat.

Nojokur

She was never seen or heard from again.

Boy_vs_Girl

... I must know more.

Stark_Naked

@Techpill
i've got the weirdest boner right now

Skullbone

Underrated.

VisualMaster

@RavySnake
The first time I read this, it was "who designed this, an Alien?" that gave it away for me, since I was reading left-to-right.

Harmless_Venom

@Nojokur
No, she was heard from. It was mostly screaming, but she was heard from

Sharpcharm

@TalkBomber
sarkhan would have been way better if he wore a traffic cone as a hat and had literally any more than one sentence fragment of personality.

Lunatick

@Spazyfool
That's a sock wrapped around his fist, like boxing wraps.

Gigastrength

@CodeBuns
a strong butch woman like that deserves to be on top, men lapping underneath her heel.
fuck i hate women

Fried_Sushi

@TalkBomber
Dude, missed opportunity.
Thats Rifts Free Quebec all the way.

Gigastrength

@eGremlin
i don't think thats going to have the effect you intended.

Firespawn

@New_Cliche
when you keep a bag of holding hidden in your glorious gigatits

WebTool

@Snarelure
Got shanked in the skull with a knife.

farquit

@Fuzzy_Logic
I dunno about nutmeg, but I know with acorns from oak trees and seeds from maple trees you boil them in water, until it turns red from all the poison leaking out, then drain the water and boil them again a second and third time. AFTER that they are safe to eat.

During WW2 people would then slice up and roast the acorns, grind them up, and combine them with dandelions (a source of caffeine) in a mixture with hot water as a coffee replacement.

Apparently they're fucking delicious. Certain native american tribes had entire orchards of oak and maple trees because after removing the poisons they would grind them up and use them as flour for bread. They actually preferred them over corn.

Snarelure

@Harmless_Venom
You try keeping it up when someone shoved metal spikes in your dong and to top it all off there is an evil maniacal vampire baby giggling the whole time.