Your character just got the drop on somebody

RumChicken
RumChicken

Your character just got the drop on somebody.

What do they say as they seize the opportunity?

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

gahhh!

JunkTop
JunkTop

Roll for anal circumference

Firespawn
Firespawn

SNEAK ATTAAAAAAAAAAACK

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken
...

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@RumChicken
STABS to meet you.
Wait, shit, no.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@RumChicken
Probably nothing, just does his job and moves on. However I don’t know how they didn’t hear the clanking of his plate so it’s their fault for being so dull

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

You should've waited
til I was drunk.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

SCHWT

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@RumChicken
He'd probably just yell real loud

Nojokur
Nojokur

“Think fast!”

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

wadu hek

askme
askme

@Raving_Cute
I had almost forgotten

5mileys
5mileys

@RumChicken
Hark, Villain!

Methshot
Methshot

bazinga

RavySnake
RavySnake

*angry Russian elf noises*

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Firespawn
TOOOOOO SUBTLE

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@RumChicken
Can I AXE you a question?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute

FUCK

Playboyize
Playboyize

DADDY HAS THE MILK!

FastChef
FastChef

DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR?!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@RumChicken
Hello there

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RumChicken
Probably nothing.
Unless it's a Khadoran he's getting the drop on.
Then it's "FUCK YOU AND YOUR EMPRESS!" in Mulgur-Trul.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@RumChicken
I PULL OUT MY GUN!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@RumChicken
I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD!

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Poker_Star
GENERAL KENOBI! ROLL YOUR INITIATIVE, SCUM!

eGremlin
eGremlin

THIS AIN'T THE ARMORY!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

THUNDERFLOP!

Firespawn
Firespawn

@RumChicken
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stark_Naked
Never happened, any proper Khadoran you manage to sneak up on noticed you 10 minutes before and presented you with a target while signalling the widowmakers. None of your kriels are worthy of being dirt on the motherland's shoe, now go home and drink the pain away

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@RumChicken
Nothing personnel, kid.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@RumChicken
Hey

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

RA GIV YE PEACE, BOYO'S!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SniperGod
tfw the reason you win the boss fight is because you remembered the fact that your melee character actually has proficiency in ranged weapons half way through the fight.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RumChicken
HAHA....wait hold on I had something for this.

Inmate
Inmate

@RumChicken
Terribly sorry about this, but...

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RumChicken
ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RumChicken
*Snort*

WebTool
WebTool

You got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Nnnunnuuh!!!
*autistic knife stabbing*

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@RumChicken
"through the sphincter and past the bum, LOOK OUT COLIN HERE I COME!"
roll squeezing check

Inmate
Inmate

@RumChicken
SUP, FAGGOT?!

Illusionz
Illusionz

I CAN FEEL THE LIGHT
radiant consumption

cum2soon
cum2soon

@RumChicken
Meep meep! Pblblblblblblblblv *vroom*

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Evil_kitten
Widowmakers
And I should be scared why, exactly? I mean dealing with them's easier than fistfighting a Helljack, and I've actually had to DO that. Without my armor. But please, go right ahead and toast with your piss-water that you showed "those savage brutes" a thing or two. Just makes you look more of a fool - and me laugh harder - each time one of Doomshaper's dires chows down on a squad of pikemen.

idontknow
idontknow

@RumChicken
"Error: Existence of target"
"Error status: soon to be corrected"
[Disintegrator Rifle sound]
"Error corrected."

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@MPmaster
Dire Trolls. A problem. Now I know you're drunk, the ones that manage to get to our lines without killing a third of your own forces will be unable to put a dent in the Juggernaut that charges to meet them.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fuzzy_Logic
O DAMN

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@RumChicken
If you're going to say it, say it with automatic fire.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@LuckyDusty
That's not a mountain your kovnik hiding behind.
Just thought I'd point that out.

Also, you have the wrong idea. We don't work strictly for the kriels. Our boss is a Dwarf outta Searforge, and so long as he's paying my tab, I'll work for whoever contracts us, even if it's for the piss-swilling, uglier-than-a-feralgeist, sister-marrying trog humpers in your dull, cheerless wasteland of an "Empire". Shit, I've put up with being on the same payroll as a Widowmaker for so long, I deserve a bonus.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@JunkTop
good one

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@JunkTop
being so confident that you suggest your opponent start creating a new character

I like your style

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@RumChicken
"please don't make me hurt you" because he's a pacifist holy boi

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

die you extra!!!

likme
likme

https://youtu.be/ZZPfO88-Xzw

Evilember
Evilember

@RumChicken
WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Bein' a brutally kunnin' Kommando has it's moments.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@RumChicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdJg6Duzzf4

Flameblow
Flameblow

ALVIN'SHOTJUICEBOXALVIN'SHOTJUICEBOX

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@RumChicken
"Sneak Attack, bitch!"

farquit
farquit

@RumChicken
Ha! You'll fetch a fine price at the market!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@RumChicken
Surprise, cock face!

RavySnake
RavySnake

@farquit
I don’t like where this is going

happy_sad
happy_sad

@RumChicken
intimidate
HALT! YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@happy_sad
I PULL OUT MY BERETTA

TechHater
TechHater

@RavySnake
Not many do.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Nude_Bikergirl
Can I KNIFE you a question?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Spazyfool
What's Colin doing up that bum?

StonedTime
StonedTime

When I cut you off at the pass, you gonna take it in the ass.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SniperWish
see @farquit

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

https://youtu.be/cUCm_NFpN1w

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bSEfx6D8mA

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@RumChicken
What do they say as they seize the opportunity?
Nothing. Only dummies boast before they actually have done the deed.
It's like describing your actions before you actually roll - you're tempting fate.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RumChicken
Psshht nothing personal kid

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@DeathDog
be me, m16a2 american landmine
proud german heritage
given a comfy home in a lush tropical paradise
some asshole in black pyjamas is trying to sneak up on my friends
sneak up on him instead
I jump straight up into the air and whisper in his ear "psshh, anti personnel kid" Before exploding

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@RumChicken
SKREEEEEEE!!!!!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Guess what? Fucking space marines!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RumChicken
She one of those people that screams as they kick like it's an old kung-fu film.
Otherwise she isn't saying anything until after she's made her attack because she doesn't want who she's snuck up on to be able to counter or dodge.

SniperWish
SniperWish

hand on shoulder, mouth close to ear, in thick Nordic accent, whisper
"See you in Hel, cunt."
maximised Inflict Wounds

Lunatick
Lunatick

omae wa shindeiru

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@RumChicken
Pshh. Nothin' personal, mon keigh

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Ignoramus
Came into this thread to post this. Glad to see it has already been posted. Top form Veeky Forums.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperWish
"See you in Hel"
What, are they going to crawl inside her, or have sex with her, or what?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I kiss the dragon on the snout.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@RumChicken
There are no brakes on the rape train!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Raving_Cute
@askme

laughter and nostalgia.

thank you anons. it's for little things like this that I keep coming to this shithole.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

saying anything before the deed is done

https://youtu.be/sTcBgs2huRo?t=9s

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
Enraged vuvuzela noises

Spamalot
Spamalot

Being a dwarf bard, just intense yodeling while dropping fireballs on them

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RumChicken
"Stand and deliver, knave!" Then he waits for them to get ready before attacking.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@StonedTime
Still awkward wording. Helhiem would serve the same purpose, while referring strictly to her realm, and not her.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@RumChicken
WANNA FUCK?

farquit
farquit

@RumChicken
nothing personal kid

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RumChicken
Allahzoobakka!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Raving_Cute

UY UN GAY

girlDog
girlDog

@Evilember
brutally kunnin'

Look at this git an laff. Kunninly brutal, dats where it's at.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SomethingNew
it's not called helheim though, it's just called Hel.

TechHater
TechHater

Fully automatic heavy bolter fire

JunkTop
JunkTop

HEEM SLEEPY

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@New_Cliche
Underrated

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

"Apologies in advance."

5mileys
5mileys

@RumChicken
teleports behind you
psshh.... Nothin personnel kid

how the fuck am I the first one to post this!?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@5mileys
How indeed.
@SomethingNew
@DeathDog
@lostmypassword
@farquit

Playboyize
Playboyize

@5mileys
Before declaring that you're the first one to post this, always ensure you are in fact the first one to post this.

At least you made the first five. Barely.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@girlDog
Finkin' kunninly brutal gets da job dun fasta.
You'z a runt, an' ya prolly don' even have a Kustom Sneakin' Field.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@whereismyname
@Playboyize
You guys don't get it, he was the first, he just teleported behind them

TreeEater
TreeEater

@RumChicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyIMKiWpdU4

FastChef
FastChef

@RumChicken
You picked a bad time to get lost, friend.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Poker_Star
Paladin in my group did this every other engagement
Now he's DMing, I know I'm gonna hear it every encounter no matter what the circumstance is
At least it's funny

RavySnake
RavySnake

@RumChicken
kaka

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Do yu kno de wae?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Anuu cheeki breeki iv damki!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Harmless_Venom
lul

Illusionz
Illusionz

@hairygrape
iv
it's i v

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

THIS WILL BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL

Supergrass
Supergrass

@RumChicken
Vae victis

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@RumChicken
"DEH!"

girlDog
girlDog

@SniperWish
But this would be combat(no matter how brief), wouldn't it be Valhalla?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@WebTool
Underrated

King_Martha
King_Martha

@RumChicken
NAT 20 DUUUDE IM PICKLE RICK

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Nojokur
Not really, as Xavier was hot garbage.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Nude_Bikergirl
Doesn't mean it wasn't funny.

WebTool
WebTool

@w8t4u
It wasn't.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@WebTool
Oh my mistake I didn't realize that one person's opinion could supersede another's.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Poker_Star
It's literally Tim and Eric level "humor". Anyone who finds that funny has brain problems.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@RumChicken
Fuck I dropped the dagger.

likme
likme

@RumChicken
Fuck, where did you come from?!

TechHater
TechHater

@Spazyfool
Context? Was this in a Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@RumChicken
YOU ARE NOTHING.

(My thri-kreen isn't very imaginative.)

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

inb4 YOU ARE NOT PREPARED

RavySnake
RavySnake

@RumChicken
In a very deep and camp voice.

"OH MY, NOT TODAY HONEY"

Lunatick
Lunatick

The Deep State sent me, you know too much

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

ONE, TWO, BODY! UPPER!
You're lucky it wasn't a full moon!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RumChicken
WANNA FUCK!?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@RumChicken
D-drop you harm and you will not be weaponed! Fuck!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@RumChicken
Yoink!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken
Nothing. Why make noise and ruin the surprise?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@RumChicken
Anything I say will be drowned out by the engine but expect something like

'CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER'

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Raving_Cute
LELOUCHE VI BRITANNIA COMMANDS YOU.

WebTool
WebTool

@RumChicken
Heh, nothing personel kid.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@eGremlin
This.
Any noise I make will be after the target falls from a single shot to the head.
Or any explosives they may or may not be carrying/standing near. Though I guess THAT would be a bit on the noisy side...

TreeEater
TreeEater

@RumChicken
This legit happened during a game yesterday ( my character is a 7 foot one of a kind warforged, artificer, lunatic)

His battle cry was R2D2 beeps and screaming
The DM laughed till he cried

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RumChicken
Hello there

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TechHater
not from anything, i'm just shite at spelling. It's supposed to be colon not colin. It's a thing my goblin screams whenever he has to fight anything more then 2 sizes larger then he is (like dragons) since you can't be attacked when eviscerating the enemy bowels

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Do you have time to speak to our Lord and Savior?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

He stabs him in the chest and says
"Stick around."
With a smug smile.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

He'd save the one liners for after he stabs his enemy, so he doesn't ruin his own sneak attack.

Banter is better saved for duels anyway.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Ignoramus
Banter is better saved for duels anyway.
Agree wholeheartedly. Played a cannibal duelist once, got in a duel with a noble, and retorted to one of his comments with "I sincerely hope you taste better than you fight,else this night shall be doubly disappointing." He didn't.

Inmate
Inmate

@Sharpcharm
This was funnier when I was imagining oic related.

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