Filename thread

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Old butt gold edition

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvdGZdEuv0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pwVEVj3Gzc
http://projects.inklesspen.com/fatal-and-friends/kurieg/bellum-maga/
https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/103305/Valley-of-Eternity-English?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/07/10/leaked-document-says-2000-men-allegedly-assaulted-1200-german-women-on-new-years-eve/?utm_term=.4073a68ad017
JunkTop
JunkTop

Anyone have the one with the guy walking down a post apocalyptic road and there's a reflection of him and his girlfriend from the past but he's only happy in the apocalypse? I've been trying to find that forever

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@JunkTop

i know of the one you speak of. but i never saved it. Sorry friend.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@BunnyJinx
I like how thats a proper lock.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TechHater
I'd eat the fuck out of left-side, 2nd row.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TechHater
He's never had a breadless cucumber sandwich

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@iluvmen
how could she ready action if she already used her action to pin him?

Methshot
Methshot

@Spazyfool
He doesn't minmax hard enough to get multiple actions

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Spazyfool
Action Surge baby!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Lunatick
DC 20 History check
ftfy

Methshot
Methshot

@StonedTime
witness a fucking atomic bombing
still gotta get to work on time though
Japanese people are fucking insane.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Lunatick
failed Profession: Paint Thinner check. THIN YOUR GODDAMN PAINTS.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@JunkTop
@Stupidasole
You have me intrigued. Bumping to see if anyone else has it

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Methshot
it's legal to hunt people

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@girlDog
fake news

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TurtleCat
Feinstein is insane. I don't even think that's the most concerning thing she's said on the subject.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@King_Martha
/v/
Chaotic good
Otherwise p.accurate

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Flameblow
It's /tv/ ya dyngus.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@w8t4u
Wait.....Is this fucking real?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
Yes.

takes2long
takes2long

@Soft_member
Hey, I remember that episode of Black Mirror.

It didn't end well.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@massdebater
@cum2soon
Not even kidding to say my grandfather sent me this once.

Also, really, you had to take two images to post it? You can't fit them together in MS paint or something?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@WebTool
What is this from?

Techpill
Techpill

@takes2long
didnt end well
Wat?
it ended with two people in love spending eternity together after struggling with the moral and existential quandries of a digital "afterlife". It was emotionally exhausting, but it was optimistic. At least they got to be together, why is that a bad thing?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Techpill
I was thinking of "Be Right Back," though the same tech also didn't end well in White Christmas or Black Museum, aka White Christmas 2.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Spazyfool
Penguin 1: Fuck it they're watching again, We need to go into the water.
Penguin 5: but it's fucking cold as shit.
Penguin 2: Everythings cold as shit. Nut the fuck up dude and let's do this.
Penguin 6: errr I'm gonna go back to the others.
Penguin 2: Tchh
Penguin 4: PUSSY!
Penguin 5: Fuck that. I'm heading back to the ship. Bet you they'll just think I'm retarded or something.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Poker_Star
You can't fit them together in MS paint or something?
I lack the skill to do so.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@LuckyDusty
Figure it out, copy and paste isn't that fucking hard.

Also, filename threads aren't "random funny image" threads. The filename is part of the joke, the filename is the punchline. A straightforward description of the image is a poor filename for a filename thread. Observe the name of the webm with this post - does it say "saclos at missile hits vehicle"? No, it has a facetious filename, which is the joke and why it's being posted here.

Inmate
Inmate

@Lord_Tryzalot
The filename is part of the joke
Read the filename.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Inmate
That was in response to the fwd: FWD: fw: fw: FWD: different writing styles chain email.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Emberfire
I don't care, that was my passive aggressive way of saying "I don't give a shit".

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Supergrass
That's a lot like this week here in Missouri

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@GoogleCat
People who truly don't care don't waste the effort to reply.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Need_TLC
Touche my nigga.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@farquit
Urination, politics, and sports.

The father we never had and never deserved.

FastChef
FastChef

This one always gets me.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@CodeBuns
I knew the actor who played him
His name was Dan and he shot himself after struggling with alcohol.
He always shows up as a authority figures like police chiefs or generals

happy_sad
happy_sad

@cum2soon
@massdebater
cooperative DMing.jpg

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Garbage Can Lid
His name was Dan and he shot himself after struggling with alcohol.
Well damn, that's unfortunate.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Stark_Naked

Is... Is this Dwarf Fortress?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@w8t4u
worst part is the suicide attempt didn't kill him

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Methshot

Jesus has okay taste

Illusionz
Illusionz

@RavySnake
Poor guy, I hope he gets help.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@LuckyDusty
Rip her neck
Seriously that is Rob Leifeld tier garbage.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Illusionz
I hope he gets help.
well, he died in 2015 three years later due to complications from diabetes unfortunately

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Crazy_Nice
That might have been a good point to leave off in your last post.
Although from a cynical point of view I guess his problems are over.

likme
likme

@Emberfire
Obviously not, because it extends into the future, but it is very very similar to some of the actual logs produced.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Bidwell
@Crazy_Nice
@Illusionz
@RavySnake
@w8t4u
@Garbage Can Lid
@CodeBuns
WELL THERE GOES MY BUZZ, THANKS GUYS.

TechHater
TechHater

@Burnblaze
You're welcome user!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Burnblaze
I'm sorry user :(
I just wanted to share my first hand knowledge of a renowned character actor

idontknow
idontknow

@Stark_Naked
sounds like his eagle is a real WING MAN

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Stark_Naked
My new boyfriend is basically the coolest motherfucker and has a life-long animal companion that could protect him and any he cares about
I should ask reddit if this is okay

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Stark_Naked
bitch doesn't know falconry
Some people.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

More animal stories.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@PackManBrainlure
/k/ continues to be a magical place.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Spazyfool

some penguins remember the way
through the mountains and beyond the stone to the old temples
to the places of cyclopian masonry and halls of forbidden knowledge
where terrible things as old as the world itself lie sleeping, lost to all
but some penguins remember the way

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@hairygrape
WOMEN AMIRIGHT

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Bidwell
I wouldn't take my chances either, have you seen the things a super can do?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PackManBrainlure
tfw cougars aren't legal in my state
Blessing in disguise really, if I ever got one it'd probably fucking kill me.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Spazyfool

any one put a tracker on these wanderers and find out were they go?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@idontknow
Shit, thats actually really cool

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Playboyize
Muramasa Rebirth DLC, the 4th one where you play as an Oni that can transform from loli -> adult -> beefcake

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@farquit
This pic is hands down not true. I used to do janitorial work back in high school. It was my first job, sue me. Women's restrooms are absolute nightmares. Women will stuff tampons down the toilet, invariably clogging them. They will cover the seat in 30 layers of toilet paper and then piss on the toilet paper. You'll find blood, mucous, makeup, anything and everything. We had those high powered industrial toilets, y'know the ones that flush so hard and so loud they give you minor hearing damage? I saw the men's room toilets clogged maybe twice in my time, namely when some poor bastard would take a shit worthy of song. The women's toilet's clogged on a daily basis. I once found a pair of slip on house slippers stuffed in to a toilet covered in piss and shit. I've seen hair extensions stuffed in to toilets. I've seen crack spoons jammed in to toilets. I've seen half eaten subway fucking sandwiches stuffed in to toilets. They don't give a shit that an empty trash can is 10 feet away. It always goes in the toilet. Always in the women's room.

I mean don't get me wrong. Men are no saints. You will get crazy people of every sex that smear shit on the walls and draw dicks on everything. But by a vast, vast margin women are worse than men when it comes to bathroom cleanliness. The thing the comic artist doesn't realize is that businesses spend a lot more time keeping the women's restroom clean. Men tend not to give too much of a shit if there's a bit of piss on the floor. They do their business and leave. But oh, women will bitch to hell and back if the bathroom is the least bit dirty. God forbid a shit room smells a bit like farts. Shit left in a toilet? They'd call me to flush it. Floors feel a bit dusty? Better call user to mop them! Every, little, thing.

idontknow
idontknow

@PurpleCharger
The spell worked.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Emberburn
Bahubaali 2 - The Conclusion

Both movies are great if you like Bollywood cheese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvdGZdEuv0s

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PurpleCharger
Works every time. This needs to be a copypasta.

TechHater
TechHater

@idontknow
The spell worked.
Perhaps the astral plane is at harmony and mine shall work as well.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@idontknow
@Burnblaze

F-fuck! I didn't even read the filename. It got me guys. I haven't been a janitor in ten fucking years and it got me. Is this what it feels like to be a demon summoned by a wizard?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BunnyJinx
Is this what it feels like to be a demon summoned by a wizard?
Yes.

I always pictured summoning as being uncomfortable and disruptive for the summoned. Not like, the spell itself is physically uncomfortable, just that you're off doing your thing, haunting some victorian mansion or tempting a mortal with unlimited powah or something, and then bam, you're standing in some candlelit room in the middle of an upside-down pentagram surrounded by candles, or you're suddenly standing next to drunk frat boys who said your name in the mirror three times, or whatever. That shit's gotta be annoying as shit, right? Like, what if you're in the shower, or getting laid, and that happens?

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
barding party

likme
likme

@girlDog
That is much better. Stealing it.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@PackManBrainlure
there is a reason why they wait to the last minute to do that, if you don't know. It's not just to show off. That's a guided missile, if they moved forward earlier the missile would just turn to hit them.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Emberburn
Sauce?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stark_Naked
see @TreeEater

Skullbone
Skullbone

@FastChef
...explain.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@likme
Are you sure that's not just patch 2 023 instead of the year 2023?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Skullbone
Fifth from the left.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Poker_Star
Here it is in one image. Found it in 15 seconds. Too lazy to change the filename though.

5mileys
5mileys

@idontknow
Idk it might have cock blocked him.

Techpill
Techpill

@BinaryMan
Are Rebecca and Bill the OTP?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@eGremlin
What forced crossdressing trap ahegao hentai do you recommend user?

5mileys
5mileys

@Garbage Can Lid
Why Khorne? Aren't birds a domain of Tzeentch?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Skullbone
I'm curious. How someone does something like this?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@5mileys

You ever been near a goose, Friend? Those things have everything that is alive.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@5mileys
Because geese.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TechHater
WHAT IS THIS I WONDER

StonedTime
StonedTime

@hairygrape
@Emberburn
Ok, I see.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Crazy_Nice
I don't get it

MPmaster
MPmaster

@FastChef
that neck
every fucking time

w8t4u
w8t4u

@New_Cliche
Not him, but Otokonoko o Kane de Kaitsuzuketa Kekka was quite nice. Also, basically anything by Jairou or Ash Wing is really good.

askme
askme

@PurpleCharger
Read the filename and check the yellow poster.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@LuckyDusty
A failed attempt at conjuration I'm afraid.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@idontknow
This is too relatable

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Playboyize
I think calling them an imp is too kind

TreeEater
TreeEater

@New_Cliche
them
I was under the impression it was just a single autistic Canadian, there are more?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@askme
Erm... so, there's a pic of Che Guevara? Is the joke 'fuck lefties'?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Emberburn
fuck lefties
They're called marxists user, and they are the scum of the Earth.

massdebater
massdebater

@FastChef
This works better with the added description

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Need_TLC
Marxists, Fascists, Capitalists, all are inferior, failed systems before the light of the Imperium. Only through the guidance of the God Emperor can humanity truly thrive.

WebTool
WebTool

@BinaryMan
God damn, this is really funny.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CodeBuns
This one is nice

askme
askme

@w8t4u
Either underrated, or I need to visit these threads more often.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Dreamworx
Holy fucking shit I am the triggered.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@takes2long
Black Mirror
heard of this a couple times recently, apparently it's sci-fi. Worth the watch?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@PurpleCharger
@BunnyJinx
<3

massdebater
massdebater

@Stark_Naked
I can't form my own opinion about my partner, decide if I should continue dating him
Fuck, and yet they'd cry if the government was the one dictating who should breed

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Need_TLC
we have a rightard here, probably a fascist from /pol/ - and fascists are the scum of the Earth.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spazyfool
What's wrong with being a fascist

idontknow
idontknow

@MPmaster
The fact that you're on Veeky Forums and shouldn't be discussing your politics, you stupid shit.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@idontknow
this guy...
How does it feel to get triggered by a picture?
trigger-like?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Spazyfool
@MPmaster
@idontknow
@SniperGod
/pol/

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SniperGod
What picture? He was asking the most stupid question ever and I gave him the only relevant answer ever.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BunnyJinx
go to your safe space and he wont bother you anymore

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Flameblow
It's pretty good. Each episode is a one off, so you don't need to worry about continuity. As a result, there's quite a wide variation of quality, but the good episodes are definitely worth watching.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Nude_Bikergirl
Veeky Forums was a safe space. It was safe from real world shit you guys love to spew everywhere.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Evil_kitten
go smash some fasch soy person

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Emberfire
Why didn't she just shoot it at the door?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Nude_Bikergirl
@kizzmybutt
/trash/

DeathDog
DeathDog

Why DO you keep taking the bait?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Burnblaze
Because the laser beam gets greatly intensified thanks to being bounced back and forth between mirrors and that's what she's saying if the subs was added.
In other words: cartoon physics

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@DeathDog
Because people like to think of Veeky Forums as an intellectual board. And people who disagree with you politically are obviously stupid and therefore shouldn't be on this board

Booteefool
Booteefool

@DeathDog
I hide more threads because of politics and gender issues and rightleftbacwardssideways idiots than I ever did with quests.

Spamalot
Spamalot

needs a better name

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Soft_member
Cool, I guess I'll give a couple a shot

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@DeathDog
you still have the original? I want to test if it still works.

FastChef
FastChef

@Dreamworx
These should be used for crowd control.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PurpleCharger
US not English traditional

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@DeathDog

You're now imagining the half-orc fighter dropping a contentious conversational point about the inherent advantage of half-breeds to get a rise out of the enemy Blackguard

girlDog
girlDog

@Crazy_Nice
New request for the drawfriends.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BunnyJinx
you know, even if i was fighting a dragon that was my size, i would probably still not leave my entire legs exposed.

Those claws could open arteries left and right

takes2long
takes2long

@Crazy_Nice
Imagining? I'm rolling that shit next campaign.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Spazyfool
batting communist filth makes you a fascist

Fuck you, you are literally human garbage and because of people like you the word fascist has lost all meaning.

Commushits are a bigger threat to Western democracy than any other menace.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Oh boy here we go again

Emberfire
Emberfire

@King_Martha

I haven't watched in ages, has it been /o/'s year yet?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Emberfire
It's been /o/'s year for the past five years.
They still haven't won a star though. I gotta say I like them even though I'm an /mlp/ guy.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Dreamworx
Maybe in pronunciation, but British english isn't the one with standardised spelling

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@MPmaster
Exact same thing that's wrong with being a commie, you freedom hating, dictator worshipping faggot.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@LuckyDusty
muh freedom
You wouldn't miss those inconveniences, not when an efficient government can handle them for you.

Inmate
Inmate

@Methshot
yes, the point where massive damage everywhere is collapsing infrastructure and everything else is the PERFECT time for people to refuse working

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PurpleCharger

Oh the irony.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Harmless_Venom
muh guns
muh V8
muh freedom to write smut filled adventures for my degenerate friends
Fuck off, britbong.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@viagrandad
I think the bigger problem is getting that shit forged, but then again, who knows how common giants are or how available resources and magic is.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Skullbone
muh guns
Join the militia
muh V8
That's an inefficient use of that engine and you know it, but if you're willing to pay for that waste there isn't much reason stopping you unless it's actually a problem.
muh freedom to write smut filled adventures for my degenerate friends
I may read them, but we both know this is wrong.
britbong
Implying?

Techpill
Techpill

@Supergrass
damn, that thing took a plane to the side? thats fuckin impressive

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BunnyJinx
i mean, a thick layer of cloth would work perfectly fine as armour on a gaint. Or hell ,just wooden plates

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Booteefool
That isn't seen as a baptisation by the church, the person being baptised has to choose it.
Also, it's illegal to baptiss someone without their permission.
He's opening himself to world of trouble one day.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@girlDog
Still better than Dragon Ball Super

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fuzzy_Logic
I don't get it

5mileys
5mileys

@Burnblaze
Her laser wasn't strong enough, but the mirrors doubles the strength.
The other girl then points out that they pretty much chucked phyisics out the window.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TurtleCat
the person being baptised has to choose it.
Church commonly baptizes children under 1 year of age.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TurtleCat
Babies are not able to consent to baptism, and yet babies are baptised everywhere.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Poker_Star
What is 'Age of Majority'?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Poker_Star
@CodeBuns
it's to avoid them turning into spooky monsters if they die without being baptised, or lurking in eternal limbo, if they die in infancy

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead
The hell is this?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TurtleCat
i think it's "SJW : the RPG"

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TurtleCat
An RPG about strong womyn witches putting it to the Patriarchy.

I wish I were joking.

massdebater
massdebater

@StonedTime
This guy ended up dying in 2010 at the age of 94, what the hell are those nips made of?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Dreamworx
But... freezing the lasers themselves wouldn't prevent the alarms going off

Evilember
Evilember

@massdebater
Dedication.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Crazy_Nice
Wasn't she raised by the wolf pack or something?

FastChef
FastChef

@girlDog
taxation is on the same level as oppression and persecution
?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lord_Tryzalot
It has a sub-theme of the creator having a massive transformation fetish.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Techpill
These planes are super light.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Snarelure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pwVEVj3Gzc

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@FastChef
how about 99% tax rate?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@FastChef
FUCK RIGHT OFF.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Crazy_Nice
I recommend you to read the Bartimaeus series, it's written from the perspective of a snarky demon summoned by a young wizard.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BunnyJinx
Don't worry user, I fell for it once before as well. I wasn't a janitor, but I was a manager at a quick service cafe. I once had to deal with a bloody tampon pentagram. Women's bathrooms scare me.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TreeEater
Just the one

iluvmen
iluvmen

@FastChef
Unfair taxation is oppression, ya dingus.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Sir_Gallonhead
Yes, deep inland, death the most common outcome. Still don't know why they do it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@King_Martha
bullshit, Mlp is chaotic neutral

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Lord_Tryzalot
Did reverse search. Sweet fucking christ, who HORRIFYING.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lord_Tryzalot
Someone glued a quarter to the ground. Guy bent over to pick it up, and his yamaka fell off. It's a jew meme.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@StrangeWizard
For those who don't know
http://projects.inklesspen.com/fatal-and-friends/kurieg/bellum-maga/

So have you ever found yourself reading Witch Girl Adventures and thinking “You know what, this could really stand to be more like the World of Darkness”? If so A: Seriously re-evaluate the decisions in your life that have brought you to this point. and B: You are, unfortunately, not alone.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Techpill
Sauce?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@King_Martha
someone raped her with cologne?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Booteefool
this guy doesn't know of scent rape...
You really should read more on intersectionality

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Skullbone
not
Rules as Written
smhtbqhfamalamadingdong

5mileys
5mileys

@TurtleCat
Tell that to the mormons

FastChef
FastChef

@whereismyname
be me
see prince harry, who could literally get any woman in british empire
see he gets that
why.jpg
The Jews really did do it. Fug.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@LuckyDusty
Source?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Crazy_Nice
is that literal communist propaganda in the background?

takes2long
takes2long

@Spazyfool

They made a whole RPG about this.

https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/103305/Valley-of-Eternity-English?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@takes2long

11 dollarydoos for a penguin RPG

What

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Stark_Naked
'if it wanted to attack you, it would have already"
which did NOT help
fucking brainlet woman

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@King_Martha
/pol/
not lawful good
Not this site’s version, but the other one’s yeah. Your chart’s shit.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Stupidasole
In what universe is /pol/ lawful?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Stupidasole
pol
good
ever
/pol/

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Garbage Can Lid
Of course he struggled with alcohol. He couldn’t get the bottles open.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Sir_Gallonhead
find out were they go?
they go to die

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BunnyJinx
i want to see them fuck

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Deadlyinx
how to spot a fascist: the post

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Spazyfool
Cry more, you pathetic commie bitch.
@massdebater
They love when the government tells them who should breed. Try to take away these kike feminists’ abortion “rights” and they’ll start murdering people.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
fascists take guns
Guess who knows fucking nothing about history. Now commies taking guns we can talk about, you illiterate hack.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Fuzzy_Logic
Piko to Chiko

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

entire thread is now ruined because /pol/tards once again were stupid enough to take the bait

We can't even trust you to post in other boards, why would we trust your edgy political opinions.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
Boku No Pico

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@AwesomeTucker
@Burnblaze
I know nothing about history
i know nothing about law
i don’t even know what a government is
you’re wrong because my programming tells me my feelings are hurt
Read a book, for fuck’s sake. I recommend Icebreaker by Suvorov.
@AwesomeTucker
only fascists see communism as a threat to human civilization
Republican here. All commies in all countries need to be executed for crime against humanity. Practice and attempted implementation of communist ideals should carry the death penalty.
@ZeroReborn
I am too fragile to ignore things that hurt my feelings
I am too stupid or brainwashed to comprehend truth when I see it
this is all YOUR fault waaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>>/leftypol/

Inmate
Inmate

@farquit
is the "improved" part that the women have their skirts/trousers down and are sitting?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Dreamworx
Wow! I'm convinced, thanks!

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Booteefool
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/07/10/leaked-document-says-2000-men-allegedly-assaulted-1200-german-women-on-new-years-eve/?utm_term=.4073a68ad017

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@JunkTop
fate/zero

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Dreamworx
Truly this is the apotheosis of argumentation, had I never seen this I would have never seen the light ! Thank you user, you opened my eyes

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Dreamworx
I know nothing about history
i know nothing about law
i don’t even know what a government is
you’re wrong because my programming tells me my feelings are hurt
Read a book, for fuck’s sake. I recommend Icebreaker by Suvorov.
oh fuck a smart man i stand no chance

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StrangeWizard
which did NOT help
I can kinda understand
he's saying "he hasn't attacked you because it right now doesn't want to" which has the subtext that "if it suddenly decides to want to attack you I can't stop it"

captcha: martry office

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Playboyize
No one gives a shit. How were you dumb enough to think that was the point? You’re obviously incapable of understanding that truth is objective. This isn’t about you.
@RavySnake
Yeah, you already posted. If you thought you could fake consensus by double posting, get a goddamn clue.
@TurtleCat
Okay, you’re just shitposting now. Thanks for destroying any “argument” you had.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SomethingNew
There's less than 1 minute between the three posts
He's that new

Methshot
Methshot

@SomethingNew
Okay, you’re just shitposting now. Thanks for destroying any “argument” you had.
I didn't make any argument, I was openly mocking you.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@lostmypassword
there's a tutorial around somewhere
basically you have an algorithm which takes chunks of your original image and computes from the pixels in that chunk which color the pixels in the thumbnail should have.
By placing a grid of differently colored points over your original image you can make it that the algorithm chooses a different color for each area than what he would have normally.
The one you see when expanded is the original image, and that grid you see creates the thumbnail

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Dreamworx
What the fuck is Michael Scofield doing with a freeze ray?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SomethingNew
Same than him @Methshot
There's no point in having an argument with you, it's just funny to see you try to sound like a real person

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SomethingNew
Yes, yes your being very objective, so many convincing arguments like...pointing me to someone else's book and calling people names. Clearly you're a bastion of objectivity and truth

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Illusionz
hasn’t done equals can’t stop
Are you literate?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@hairygrape
everyone who believes the way I do types like an 8 year old and cannot substantiate their claims
this is somehow a point in my favor
You’re THAT new?
@Methshot
admits to being wrong
Poetry.
@Nojokur
lol u dum i win ha ha
Yes, we know you’re from leftypol.
@Gigastrength
you have to point me to your own book; someone else’s just won’t do!
What kind of retarded fucking “argument” was that supposed to be, you obvious troll? Fucking kill yourself.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Fried_Sushi
admits to being wrong
Poetry.
Yeah, I was pretty dumb back there. Now it is your turn to make a grand statement, go ahead.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Fried_Sushi
Look look ! He just keeps on going ! Please, keep teaching us about the true ways of the world that only you have figured out

SniperGod
SniperGod

@happy_sad
So “which” poster are you pretending to be now? Flipping through your proxies doesn’t lend well to keeping track of the conversation.
@Sharpcharm
keeps typing like an 8 year old
expects anyone to listen to him

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperGod
So “which” poster are you pretending to be now? Flipping through your proxies doesn’t lend well to keeping track of the conversation.
user, I am not here to win or prove something or whatever. I'm just some fag poking fun at you while you mime the smart guy.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BlogWobbles
What show?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@SniperGod
Nuh hu YOU'RE A BABY YOU'RE NOT A SMARTY LIKE ME !
LOOK I'M SO SMART I READ A BOOK !

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TechHater
@Emberfire
look at how little i know
i’m better than you for it
this is a good thing
You’re a fag, all right.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@New_Cliche
/pol/tard frustrated with anti-intellectualism
But isn't such the nature of the african to do such and such

Inmate
Inmate

@Fried_Sushi
I'm saying that you said nothing constructive to your own argument, which that an anonymous image board full of fascists that regularly go onto other boards to annoy people is Lawful Good, instead you've opted to screech and tell me to kill myself, which isn't a very good way to get people to take you seriously.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@New_Cliche
I'M BEING SERIOUS ON Veeky Forums SO I'M SO MUCH MORE INTELLECTUALIGENT THAN HIM !
MY BRAIN IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN HIS

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TechHater
I don't know if your genuine or a troll but thank you. This has been hilarious.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sir_Gallonhead
@Gigastrength
@Inmate
continues to use VPN
you said nothing constructive because i say so, now you lose
reducto ad absurdum and appeal to irrelevancy means that i don’t have to be on topic, ever
lol *holds up spork* you dum now
Liberals, everyone.
@Carnalpleasure
It’s sad you don’t know he’s trolling.

TechHater
TechHater

Can we no longer go one fucking thread without being derailed by non-technical, non-constructive bullshit?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Carnalpleasure
Why wouldn't I be genuine? I am stating my intention very clearly: making fun of some tard who acts smart because his echo chamber does that so it must be right.

@Snarelure
continues to use VPN
you said nothing constructive because i say so, now you lose
reducto ad absurdum and appeal to irrelevancy means that i don’t have to be on topic, ever
lol *holds up spork* you dum now
Liberals, everyone.
Here we see again the nature of liberals, isn't it so typical of them? But alas, it has been a constant truth of the world that such and such is true!

Jesus, can't you just call a guy fag and be done with it?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TechHater
The filename thread is over, we reached image limit a long ass time ago.

takes2long
takes2long

@Snarelure
No. Not them. You. You are funny. It's like watching a 13 year old sneaking into a nightclub in his dads old leather coat, humming of lynx body spray trying to pick up milfs with cheesy chat up lines.

The only comfort I can offer for when you look back is not to worry. We've all been young and stupid once.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@eGremlin
you’re a liberal because you denounce the fundamental principle of liberal ideology
0/10.
@TechHater
i am too weak to ignore things I don’t like
Fuck off.
@takes2long
u dum u small u kid i say so therefore it true i win now
0/10.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Snarelure
you’re a liberal because you denounce the fundamental principle of liberal ideology
0/10.
No, you're a fag for turning everything into a grand statement about the nature of [group of people] like I said you would do. Reading comprehension, my man.

takes2long
takes2long

@Snarelure
I feel like I've struck gold at the end of the world.

idontknow
idontknow

@VisualMaster
you did this because i say so
you are wrong now
0/10; boy, you’re a disingenuous little fuck, aren’t you.
@takes2long
ha ha you saw through me immediately that means i win

SniperWish
SniperWish

@idontknow
For real though, my man, get out of your comfort zone every once in a while and talk to other people than you usually do, it can only help you. Try to learn that individuals exist.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Carnalpleasure
I'm just trying to see how long he'll keep going really, but you're welcome I guess

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SniperWish
That's just good life advice for anyone.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Snarelure
@idontknow
TLDR :
ABLOOBLOO ABLOOBLOO I'M SMART YOU'RE STOOPIIIIIIID
And a bunch of linked posts

w8t4u
w8t4u

@idontknow
Saw through what? I'm just prodding a tard for impotent tard rage tears.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@SniperWish
live and let live, brosephus
You’re not even trying anymore.
@haveahappyday
@w8t4u
Reported for spam, holy fuck.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperWish
Everybody should do that, actually talk with people with different opinions and all that, people are usually not dumb, just had different life experiences than you and also are sometimes a bit misguided or tired about a certain class of politician, which ever it is.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Skullbone
I'll just stop my shit for a second because just, what the fuck ? How is live and let live a bad advice in any way shape or form ? I'm @haveahappyday
By the way

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Supergrass
how is it bad advice to tell people not to fight back against things which are objectively wrong
0/10.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
Reported for what? You getting sand in your vagina on a thread past bump limit?

Perhaps if you tell your mum she'll phone up the internet and tell anonymous off for you.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@PurpleCharger
namely when some poor bastard would take a shit worthy of song
My sides

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Emberfire
0/10

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Skullbone
live and let live, brosephus
You’re not even trying anymore.
I never tried in the first place, and I was always open about this.

Here is the thing though: despite me advising against it just a few minutes ago, let me generalize for a bit: [people like you] seem to see everything as a contest they need to win. Every single thing is about some grand principles for you. And you want to make that very clear. Because dividing the world into very easy and digestible categories makes you feel smart or whatever kind of bullshit. But the world is a pretty fucking complex place, and even though most of them appear dumb, every single person is complex aswell, with a complex character, a complex history, a complex environment shaping them. When talking to a person, try to see things from their perspective aswell. Try to understand them - them, not the silly one dimensional images you built up for them in your head. I'm telling that to you not just because you make yourself look silly every time you try to make a grand world explaining statement, and you should definately stop that. I'm telling you this because it will make you a better, more complete person as a whole.

Techpill
Techpill

@Booteefool
But how is it wrong dude ? I can't stress this enough but how does anything has to do with you ? Why do you care if someone is a different political opinion than you ? What the fuck ?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Bidwell
That's good, feed me them (you)s, show us how little you have learned from this exchange.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Poker_Star
@Stupidasole
admits to trolling
expects to have his worldview taken seriously
@Techpill
how are bad things wrong
Legitimately just kill yourself.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methnerd
@StrangeWizard
@Sir_Gallonhead

Am i the only one that thinks this could be decent inspiration for Delta Green campagin?

Crazy overpowered cult, with all kind of realitybending powers, utterly convicted that they are the good guys, everything they do is justified, and therefore as a group they are utterly ruthless and amoral.

And the nice partis that GM does not have to bother with degsinigng crazy shit from scratch, he could just pick their rulebook and quote it directl.

Its also seems oddly similar to Beast the primordial in its tone.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@viagrandad
admits to trolling
At no point did I admit to trolling. I was never disingenious with you. And now I was trying to give you some actual advice. It's a shame you refuse it so utterly, because I think it would really help you out some time. But that is your decision, and if you want to go down that hole I am not the one to stop you.

Have a good one, user.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BlogWobbles
The opposite, she raised the wolf pack.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@w8t4u
Fuck, I have already seen this gif dozens of times before and I had never noticed that he cuts the face of the guy behind and takes off the hand of the guy on the side.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@viagrandad
What world view woud that be?

The opinion that poke that tard gets funny reactions? You've been proving me right consistently

FastChef
FastChef

@viagrandad
Bad things are wrong
That may be a bit simplistic, I mean we're not in LOTR, in real life there's bad things because there's bad people, things are not bad by nature.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@BinaryMan
@Burnblaze
didn’t do what I just did
That’s even worse trolling than before.
@FastChef
Objective truth exists. Not every behavior is acceptable.

idontknow
idontknow

@Dreamworx
But..the lasers leave absolutely huge openings you can almost just walk through

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@w8t4u
Okay, what are some objective truths about human behavior

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@w8t4u
That’s even worse trolling than before.
He says whilst feeding (you)s

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@w8t4u
Well I'd like to hear some of those objective truth my good boy, they sound interesting

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BlogWobbles
@Need_TLC
self-admitted troll thinks that by pretending he doesn’t know what objective truth is that people will fall for him

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TalkBomber
No one can know what the objective truth is idiot, that's basically the defining aspect of life.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TalkBomber
I would actually really like to know though. Or are you literally Xavier the Renegade Angel?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TalkBomber
Well I can't say I'm disappointed because I never actually thought you would be able to back your claim, meh.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Literally incapable of not taking the bait.

Nojokur
Nojokur

It's too bad that this thread will die without us learning the Ultimate Secrets to the Universe and All its Objective Truths (tm)

Evilember
Evilember

@Nojokur
I'm about as sad as one can be, we were so close...

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Nojokur
Just look up Francis E. Deck, and thank me later.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
cologne
cologne is a german city

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