>>58054271

W-what the fuck? Like the weight gain I can get, DnD I can get, but why the hell do they want 200 players?

I think it might just be so anyone can apply, like they want to form a community with multiple gms?
like $25 an hour

>total players needed
>200
This could be the greatest fucking game run by the finest DM the world has ever known and you would still never find 200 players willing to play a game with 199 other people simultaneously.

Also everything about your game is bad and you should feel bad OP.

It's just so that unlimited players can apply.

A complimentary bag of popcorn. That's all I need.

"ExpanD&D - Fat Mastery"

"200 players"
Instead of saying 'game' you should clarify that it's an 'MMO'.

>"New Players are Welcome - Yes"
I didn't think there were veterans.

>"Mature Content(18+) - Yes"
Dare you enter my Magical Realm?

>Pay to Play -No
Saving grace.

>Total Players Needed 200
>(also please send a gm i'm in constant pain with 8 players.)

Well they don't share my fetish but it's not that odd so I think if they allow mine and if done well....this game could ironically work better then most games on roll20 as only people who like this will join....Sort of solving main problem with D&D on roll20

Is there a country I could move too to play TTRPGs with people who are sociable, employed, or not fat? I really just need 1 of the 3. I'm not picky.

Just move to japan

...

B-but they hate round eyes. Then I would be the one unemployed.

you get two out of three at least.

Guess I need to look up how people find groups in Japan.

>What would it take to get you to play in this game with the other players?
Money. A large amount of money.

Damn, I'm finding some pretty comfy looking group pictures.

>No pay to play
>Good
Enjoy your endless session of players skipping the game and edgy 14 year olds.

thirty bucks each session

Can I play a skinny girl who likes to bulli the fat ones? That's my price

As long as your asocial asshole who can't even befriend there players.

>Realizes he can't think of good bait
>Throws in some bad spelling to guarentee at least a (You) in his sad life
Here you go user, sorry about your everything.

>Thirty bucks
Man, you come really cheap.

>Answerers to someone who is just bored while waiting for there game to start.

Yeah it seems you are much sadder the me user, go find a game where you have fun and stop going to Veeky Forums

Having spare pity because you have a good life doesn't make someone sad. Is
>I was only pretending to be retarded because I was bored
the best you can do? Then it was pity well spent.

a gun being held to my head

You know, at least I can give him props on one thing: he's made it clear that this is a fetish game. He's not trying to spring some magical realm mid-session, and for that, I can at least respect the DM a tiny bit.

That is ironically...true, if you say it's fetish game right off the bat, no magical realm can occur...