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Planeswalker with big-ass tiddies WHEN
Nicholas Reed
Josiah Bell
Just as soon as we get soyboys out of WotC pocket
Anthony Adams
But I don't want Teysa as a planeswalker
Adrian Rivera
Wait so mtg doesn't have big tiddies?
John Diaz
It's not that common anymore. If they have any size to them, they are usually hidden with a sash, armor, scarf, weapon, spell, or accompanied with old age or homely faces.
Henry Hall
That doujin was made years ago.
>(C81) [PeanutsLand (Otakumin)] Yappari Jace ni wa Katenakatta yo… | I just can't beat Jace at all... (Magic the Gathering) [English] [desudesu]
Charles Torres
Alexander Campbell
those green outline breasts have nothing to do with the drawing. They line up with nothing.
Nicholas Perry
It used to, as you can see with the art right above your post.
Leo Powell
>I made all your mana go into your tits
I don't even have to look to know it's this one.
Jose Hill
Not gonna lie. i like the OP one.
Ayden Baker
Political correctness is making art ugly. All art, not just MTG.
Carter Hernandez
Why not? She's awesome.
Caleb Green
Oh wow, another strong black woman Planeswalker... Great...
Lucas Wood
Once upon a time, user.
Tyler Evans
Why can't they recognize the middle ground? Having them not be cowtits but are still carried confidently and shit.
Carson Diaz
Making women that are appealing to men is objectification. They must look ugly, angry, and bitchy
Andrew Edwards
She's stil cute, least she aint got a fucked up face
Adam James
Agreed, but I still want boobs.
Blake Green
Because I want more characters to actually give a shit about instead of WOTC ruining them.
Carson Nelson
Realistic representation for many of them.
Elijah Ross
Nigger what?
Juan Baker
CHOCOLATE MILKIES
Sebastian Brooks
That looks fucking stupid.
Eli Rivera
Real women don't have big ass tiddies and WotC don't want to alienate their target audience.
Zachary Lewis
I agree. Only good part is the huge boobs.
Colton Myers
>shirt is sad panda
I wonder whether that's intentional
Andrew Reed
Plenty of them pre-nuWalkers, lad. Try looking into the non-shit lore sometime.
Owen Allen
They want to sell Magic to men in their 30's and 40's, the guys with the big wallets that also encourage their children to play. They want to sell Magic to women, to an audience that isn't traditionally affiliated with nerd hobbies. They want to sell Magic all over the world, to China and India, to countries where the public is generally more conservative.
The lowest common denominator for all these groups are women with small, carefully hidden breasts. The age of big ass tiddies is over and never coming back.
Andrew Bell
Meanwhile, here is what is supposed to be a fucking male nerd
Juan Roberts
Well you see user, women have decided that sexy men are okay because men like them too.
Nolan Bailey
Yeah, sexy male nerds are perfect as self-insert power fantasies.
James Price
Who the fuck looks at Jace and fantasizes about looking like him? Male power fantasies are much more about status and power than aesthetics
Do women project that much?
Kayden Nguyen
Yes. Women are not objective about their own opinions.
Jace Campbell
Is that a planeswalker? Didn't we already had 5 "women of color" as planeswalker over this single year? The one from Kaladesh, Samut from Amonkhet, the one from Fiora that phases through walls, the one from Ixalan.. Oh wait no, that's the fifth. Really? That seem absurd.
Parker Perry
>another poc
>half her hair is white for some reason
>stupidly overdesigned bow
>MUH SPIRIT ARROWS
>eyes and gems glowing in the dark, perfect for furtivity as an archer/scout
That's some retarded design choices alright.*
Also we barely escaped a graphic knot with the bow and the branch on wich the panther is standing, but that's still pretty clumsy composition-wise.
Joseph Adams
WotC has openly admitted they are pushing out female walkers to balance the ratio of male to female walkers.
Connor Watson
Remember the Boros Guildmage? That's a nice boob window she has there. Shame about the face though.
Dominic Davis
I always liked her. I thought she was cute. Like the hair too.
Elspeth and Thalia are most attractive to me overall though.
Gisela and Aegis Angel and a few others like them are up there too.
Chase Foster
>reeeee the imaginary wizards don't all look exactly like me
Christopher Clark
Idk Nahiri (both of the planeswalker arts) is pretty decent....
Owen Moore
WotC's female planeswalkers
>hysterical overemotional girl
>angry black women, one of them literally a criminal
>psycho ex-girlfriend
>shrinking violet afraid of everything
>manipulative bitch who uses sex as a weapon
Wow, why does such a progressive company only uses stereotypes of women for their female characters?
Bentley Gutierrez
Because if you don't use stereotypes you are whitewashing their culture. It's lose lose with SJWs.
Michael Reyes
That's not the point, fucker. Don't you think it's eery that 100% of the new walkers introduced over the 3 last blocs fit the same archetype? Nothing's ringing?
Owen Long
>yet another shitty MUH SJWs bait thread
Ryan Gray
He looks wrong without a hood.
Connor Stewart
100%? I wasn't aware that male minotaurs were 'Women of Colour'.
Brandon Evans
Oh yeah, forgot about that one guy. Fine, tone it down to 80%. Four positive female poc and one evil "fire-out-of-my-head" minotaure dude. Everything looks fine, guess i was overreacting.
William Taylor
>100% of the new walkers introduced over the 3 last blocs fit the same archetype
oh yes, totally. huatli, dovin, angrath, and samut are all the same archetype, yes
Zachary Kelly
>positive female poc
So wait, being female + not being a certain skin color + being a protagonist is a character archetype now?
>angrath
>evil
Nigga just wants to see his kids again fampai.
Zachary Watson
Fuck this bitch I want crazy mountain man Garruk back
Bentley Green
Makes sense, considering they're 50% of the population, and Planeswalking doesn't require a gene seed or some retarded 40k shit.
Justin Reyes
Impractical proportions for an archer.
Ah that's better.
Yes thanks for demonstrating the point user.
Cooper Wilson
>Nigga just wants to see his kids again fampai.
Yeah and Nahiri just wanted to avenge her plane. Doesn't make her less of a cunt.
Strong female protagonist of color kinda do, no? And most of them are impulsive hotheads with STRONG BELIEFS. At least if you want them to swarm our tables so much put some in the villains category.
>Dovin
Ah, indeed, i fucked up again. Completely forgot about that guy. I kinda liked him to boot.
If i wanted to be a hypocrite (and i guess i do), i could add to that that the only two males are inhumans characters (vedalken and minotaur) wich, while it's a good thing, isn't shared by their females counterparts. What do we have, as non-human female walkers? Kiora as a merfolk and a few elves that's it? But i guess showing skin color diversity is more important than fantasy races in a fantasy setting.
Also, those two guys are villains. With understandable motives yes, but still villains, or at least antagonists.
Benjamin Ortiz
>They want to sell Magic to men in their 30's and 40's,
Those men don't care
>They want to sell Magic to women, to an audience that isn't traditionally affiliated with nerd hobbies.
Women don't care. Those that genuinely want in, don't give a shit about tits
>They want to sell Magic all over the world, to China and India,
Chinese appreciate beauty. Look at the last star wars film. Chief complaint from the chinese was that the cast was "too ugly" to be taken seriously as heroes.
Indians are one of the most perverted groups of people on the planet...
Jose White
She wasn't introduced this set but a female gorgon planeswalker was a major part of it as a semi-villain protagonist (She was working for Bolos, which puts her as villain even if she wasn't happy with it).
Owen Clark
>What do we have, as non-human female walkers?
Vraska has snake hair and her face definitely is at least as non-human as Kiora's.
Gavin Ward
>Strong female protagonist of color kinda do, no?
So are all white men the same character?
>And most of them are impulsive hotheads with STRONG BELIEFS.
Ah yes, Huatli and Saheeli, the known impulsive hotheads. Face it -- Samut is the only person who fits your description.
>showing skin color diversity is more important than fantasy races in a fantasy setting
pic related
Jack Cruz
It just occurred to me but has there ever been a celt inspired planeswalker? I can't think of a single redheaded man or woman of literal, actual color in any art anywhere, let alone planeswalker art.
Jaxson Bell
Freyalise sort of counts, I guess.
Joshua Reed
but both of those drawings in your picture are accurate...
Jack White
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE REDHEADS WOTC? I CAN'T UNSEE IT.
Gabriel Davis
Sorry, chandra is the only redhead planeswalker allowed. She has fifteen more cards designed and ready to go.
Julian Reed
Was there any chimpout about Chandra being a pale redhead despite coming from Not India?
Nathan Wood
You know there's actual porn online, right? You don't need to jerk off to some tiny pictures on cards.
Gavin Cox
>poc poc poc
...But she's white. What the fuck are you even talking about?
Isaiah Murphy
>What do we have, as non-human female walkers?
We actually have far more non-human walkers than we did back in the day.
Carson Bennett
Don’t worry. /pol/-tards genuinely believe If your ranger who spends all waking hours outside isn’t pasty and pale then they’re not white.
Aiden Flores
>OP has never heard of Lily of the Veil
Why do the mods let a butthurt /pol/tard that has clearly never played this game, and has no interest in it beyond trying to raise a personal army, make so many fucking threads?
Letting OP level autism continue is how boards slide into /v/ levels of degeneracy. /pol/ and /v/ exist to keep these people away from board like Veeky Forums. The fact that they're now exporting shitposting by template shows that those containment boards have failed in their purpose and need to be rolled back into /b/.
Noah Turner
Not enough really. Apparently mud skin and black hair can make Caucasian babies in most people’s minds.
Jayden Wood
Yep, both actual indians and actual redheads are annoyed about Chandra. She's yet another insulting, technically-very-racist-but-you'll get-in-an-argument-for-saying-so redheaded fem fatale caricature that insults redheaded women while providing them with a false role model that is overly sexualized. In addition to this she is somehow Indian, implying a variety of weird insults to Indian women based on their caste system, and the unfortunate history therein. She is both whitewashing their culture and insulting the natural beauty of their women.
So yes. Everyone except a few moon cultists who want to burn down the world are pissed about 'Chandra.'
Jose Murphy
Lilly of the veil was like 6 years ago. It’s not an accurate representation of the modern game. Kiora is the closest we’ve come in recent years.
Grayson Cruz
>everyone is white, goyim.
Fuck of wotc. Fix the cards.
Justin James
Look, this thread was clearly never about jizzing on a Planeswalker card. It's about politics.
Kevin Powell
>>/lgbt/
Anthony Carter
Alba gu braith, idiot.
Ethan Howard
But this walker literally looks like a tanned white person. Mediterranean at worse.
Jaxson Walker
Brown plank.
Adam Morris
South-european here. Fuck off, no one's buying your crap.
Levi Lopez
Also,
>forest with both wolves and panthers
Sure it can happen but it still feel highly improbable. Nothing work about this design at all.
Ironically, the fact that she's got a modest chest is probably the best deisgn choice since it would hinder her archery if she was really well endowed.
Jace Rogers
She has a lore snippet that says she stores the souls of creatures she’s encountered in her bow. They’re not wild.
Noah Adams
>forest with both wolves and panthers
Bruh, the Jungle Book.
Matthew Hughes
I guess you're not white, then.
Andrew Mitchell
Those are actually pretty nice tiddies.
Jonathan Bell
If you're Italian then you're a nigger and if you're Greek you're a roach.
Cooper Morales
user is probably Greek or something. So no, he's not 'white' since that really only refers to Europeans; saxons, celts, and germanics, and user has his own neato culture instead.
David Cook
>white
>culture
Your pigmentation is not a culture.
Blake King
Race very much is, but I think you're trying to derail in bad faith.
Why no redheaded role models of either gender WotC? Why did you allow the cards to warp? Why are you focusing on digital platforms while allowing your physical game to stagnate into oblivion?
Robert Torres
>Why no redheaded role models
WotC probably think Chandra is a good role model.
Isaac Thompson
>muh arbitrary phenotypical descriptions
Who fucking cares
Jonathan Nelson
Chandra is a pretty good role model for my dick.
Asher Fisher
>WotC probably think Chandra is a good role model.
No they know what they're doing.
Isaiah Martin
Promoting some chick in R&D's shitty self-insert?
Brayden Evans
French on the south coast. We're usually not added to the south european shitshow, but culturally it's still kind of close.
And I'm white. Ardennais from my father and Polish from my mother. My skin has an olive-tone depending on the seasons, but nothing as drastic as that. And Im a hiking fag.
What an original character.
>Sure it can happen but it still feel highly improbable
Especially in a more tempered environment.
>the author is making Chandra use the slang that that girl from the other service always spout to catch her attention
Kek, could see it happening.
Nathan Green
Doesn't Elaine Chase write her dialogue?
Brandon Smith
She's basically just a more inclusive, boring version of Garruk. Crossing my fingers for a cringey ecofeminist diatribe or two.
No idea who that is, that's just how she came across to me. The writing is pretty fanfic-tier, and she was the worst of it.
Jason Taylor
Hot planeswalkers with big ass tiddies are allowed in open minded, diverse societies. We do not live in an open minded, diverse society. We live in a society full of hateful, bigoted, censor enforcing, quota fuelled, fascist, racist and sexist SJWs who demand we march goose step to a single homogeneous train of thought.
Dylan Ramirez
>le generic strong woman pw that gas absolutely 0 relevance for the plot outside of her own plane for the 5th block in a row
Fun facts: 4 of those were black, also 4 of those green aligned. I'm not even a /pol/tard, just pick 2 and have them stick around
Asher Hill
And yet, look at this face. . .
Jacob Fisher
>have Lili go back to Dominaria to bring forth the Veil subplot
>fucking Garruk isn't there
I can't believe they did this fuck