Who Else Missed out on the Crypto Boom?

What's so funny

Is it going to go back up? I read posts here saying the crypto bubble is over forever.

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It cycles. Alts moon while bitcoin stagnates, bitcoin moons while alts stagnate.

Except the whole market is crashing.

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Learn patience.
This technology is in the embryonic stage.

Bitcoin is just going sideways, give it a week or two.

kys twerp.

Jesus you really are new.

>>Be me since 2016
who were you before that OP?

You clearly haven’t been in crypto since 2016

The market has seen worse.

>g-guys blockchain is obsolete nao

If you don’t wanna play the long-term game, just go to a casino

show bobs when others show vagene

you're such a faggot. go spend mommy's money somewhere else you piece of shit.

you're a fucking retard

Red candles will be the same but green candles will be 80% smaller. Daytraders who still profit in these times will be seen as godlike beings.

The market isnt crashing, Its just doing what it ALWAYS has done. Retards are on here are just freaking out because they put the only 1 thousand dollars they had into crypto so every time BTC drops 10% they freak the fuck out and run to Veeky Forums and post pink wojacks. And then you have the "TA" fags and the Wannabe "Wolf of wall street" retards running around spewing garbarge 24/7.

Don't take this board seriously.
Sometime a thread will pop up thats quality and sometimes you might get a quality response but like 80% of the time this place is just full retard mode.

I LITERALLY had some retard the other day trying to tell me a certain coin was going to crash because he claimed he saw a double top (which he didn't even know what a fucking double top was) and then the next day the fucking Coin mooned.

Take this place with a grain of fucking salt dude.

Governments are getting involved like they never have before. That's a problem and it's no going away. Crypto is here to say but they will make it impossible to do the sort of wild west speculation that's been the norm so far. if you can't see that you're a moran.

I was a 15 year old who was obsessed with Ayn Rand and trolling SJWs

Ok so what would you suggest now

Fine, keep investing your mommys money in Crypto

I started a few months ago when everything was as red on CMC as now. I'm not exactly rich now, but I could pay my student loan

That's literally me though i am only here because when i was 13 i saw wolf of wallstreet and got really into economic related stuff. Also Jordan Belford laughed at people who were working class so I wanted to be an invester so I know i wouldn't be laughed at by top-tier guys like that. I was the guy who posted yesterday from high-school saying the girls think its cool that i invest in crypto

fucking comedian over here

I wish that movie never came out.

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Well, we're all laughing at you now, faggit. Happy?

I got on board Jan 1 and figured I'd be crypto gorillionaire by Jan 2 and am loving all this constant hemoraging of money. LOVE IT!!

Someone Wojack me

Well everyones laughing at you now. Go to babypips and learn how a fucking market works before shitposting about nothing on this board. The threads are already low quality as is

Bubble is starting man.

Insititutional investors are starting to look at crypto now - once that starts moving we won’t know what we are in for.

Right now there are forms that controls more money than the entire crypto market is worth - no joke - so to think that we are anything but rising the curve up is crazy.

A couple bad days is nothing in terms of a year or several years.

Find some coins - buy - hold - we’ll literally all be rich if we don’t panic every other day.

Yeah but i mean important people. For some reason it's way more offensive when rich/hot/important people laugh at me. Like if this kid at school who has no life calls me an idiot im not offended, if Trump says "these people are stupid" and im one of them i get offneded.

That scene on the boat really got me angry and determined to make at least over 70K because Jordan Belford laughed at the FBI agents for only making that much.

youtube.com/watch?v=z0lByEmGkkU

Why? It got me into economics and stuff I sharted reading Sowell, Keynes, Warren Buffet, and Ayn Rand.

its just started nigga, get in

I already know everything there is to know about the markets dingus I've been reading about economics on my free time for years now.

Wait so are you saying this is an opportunity. I have NO money in Crypto now other than 2K Ether i bought yesterday. Is this an opportunity to get in the market?

I'm running out of kpop laughs, don't you have to go to bed or something?

>I sharted

This

What does this have to do with Americans? Do Europeans/Canadians/Aussies not want money?

Lol you're "18"? You have the emotional intelligence of an 11 year old and the aptitude for financial markets of a retarded Amish girl. You won't make it.

When Bitcoin was $30 I debated buying it but didn't.
When it was $100 I said "oh well I missed my chance."
When it was $1000 I said the same thing.
When it was $10000 I did again.

Only getting into crypto now. Iktf.

Yes absolutely and if you are going from USD to crypto / everything is on sale right now for you.

Pick some coins or just go with a biggie like btc and ETH and hop in.

You have to realize that these kind of volatile swings are part of it - don’t panic - don’t immediately sell and you’ll be fine.

Also don’t chase half the shit on here - moon missions aren’t a good place for a newbie to start.

Pick some solid coins - give it some time and you’ll be good.

I think people just troll on here when the market crashes and basically act like it's all over. This happens on a weekly basis.

Banks and others are probs trying to scare people out so they can buy in for cheap, using their media friends to dump so they can buy in- dont fall for it.

Crypto is the future of money. Ignore the shitposters

Everyone saying that we're just getting started only says that because they haven't made it yet.

You don't have much time, maybe do a 2x once or twice but that's it

That's why I'm on Veeky Forums to learn

Yeah but that logic could be applied to this as well

>Except the whole market is crashing.

This tells me you haven't learned anything. Reading tweets about econ doesn't count. Markets are cyclical you fucking cock wrangler. Crypto is an accelerated version of that. You will lose all your money, the way you have been going on so far.

>on Veeky Forums
>to learn

This

Don't trust Veeky Forums to much, just like you shouldn't take movie/show recommandations from /tv/

kill yourself you retarded anime poster

>I have no argument take this ad hominem

this is you

So what should I buy?

Ok I'll buy some more Eth. I got 2 for Christmas do you think it's still worth getting more?

I did spreadsheets and i gained money that didn't exist

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Are you the kid yesterday who said he had 150k in crypto? It was just imaginary spreadsheet money? LMFAOOO

>I did spreadsheets and i gained money that didn't exist

Youve got to be joking.
Any idiot can jumble around excel spreadsheet numbers after the fact. Hindsight is 20/20. Using an exchange is completely different from paper trading or whatever the fuck it is you think youre doing.
It makes me glad that I will be trading against people like this in the future.
Lastly if you're looking for advice this is one of the last places you will ever get any good information from. I guarantee you will be bankrupt in a few months if you take financial advice from this place.

Yeah that was me and yes it was imaginary money there is no way an 18 year old would have 150K

Except that is hindsight. I used 5K on spreadsheet, predicted crypto, wrote it all down, and my money gained.

>knows everything their is to know about the markets
boys we got an expert here.

jesus christ you're 18? sounds like a 12 year old

You dimwit anyone can make trades on a spreadsheet. I doubt you even did the math correctly. Show us proof

>yes it was imaginary money
If you want some real money put on a dress and post pics. If it's good you can come over. Bring your own knee pads.

I would get some, yes. Just hold it for like 6 months.

What’s going to happen is that you’ll start checking it hourly - then you’ll be in biz and see people making money on moon missions, etc. and you’ll start to want getting really involved and THAT is when you start being a risk to yourself. Let the ETH build you some capital - maybe 3x what you have now and spend the time watching the markets and learning how Alt coins play with bit coins etc. - watch the trends on biz and telegram and discord groups... learn a lot before you ever touch that ETH because it will be sitting there making you money if you leave it alone.

Here’s some reading to start;

drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0B1s-Y597iYjabW5rZklPTzlpcmc

There’s tons of books there.

I lost 80% of my stack last month

Made 4x since 2018

No idea how

Your money did not gain. It did not even exist. Holy fuck you are a dense idiot; and everyone is telling you so, yet you think you're still right. If you want a hug box, you're not getting one.

start with some ethereum and then do some research on altcoins and stuff and buy it with eth.

FUN is a decent altcoin hold atm, further than that it's your call don't wanna give bad advice.

Good luck

This board is a magical place. Normally I feel like I can tell if someone is shitposting, but I really cant tell if you are an idiot kid or a faggot havin a giggle.
I dont care if elon musk, moot or the god damned batman laughed at me, Id call them a faggot and keep doing my thing. Also I really doubt fbi agents would be offended at someone laughing at their salaries.

If you really knew the markets you wouldn't ask what to buy.
Also you wouldn't say the crypto is over when there are many alts with +30% today and +200% this week.

Get the fuck out idiot teen get a job.

Go fuck yourselves

I already bought Eth and now i feel like its too late to buy more.

shut the fuck up

>i doubt an FBI agent would be offended at someone laughing at their salaries
Anyone would be offended.

I knew about bitcoin when it was worth way less than a penny--a week or so after the white paper. Followed it to here, and always felt reluctant after reading all the negative comments on slashdot. Never again will I listen to the opinion of internet weirdos instead of my own instincts. My instincts say that bitcoin is over, dragging everything with it, but this is year zero of crypto trading. Your future is bright.

no thats a fucking cartoon

>get a job
Have one dumbass, how about YOU get a job?

>I already know everything there is to know about the markets
this is the only post in this thread you need to see and you can already predict pretty much everything else this kid has said
>le tulip fever

Dicklet thinks everyone cares about other peoples opinions. Highschools over kid.

Why would I get a job ? I got into crypto 4 years ago with 1k I could spare instead of watching dicaprio movies.

You're too dumb and easily influenced to make money here, you'll panic sell when people say you should and buy whatever shit is shilled.

Speak for yourself. I'm up 2000% since April

>books

is there a single person on this board who has read these books?

So cute, you imagined that when you first heard the word bitcoin, you had in fact invested your lunch money in it.

What do you mean year zero?

Why don't you actually reserach cryptos then. And of course i watched wolf of wallstreet I was 13 what else would i be doing?

It literally is like tulip fever.

god dam you really are a fucking faggot kid.

>still caring what people think about you is the most childish thing you can ever do

just fucking kill your self

ooh someones salty.

Can you even tell me what a hard wallet is?
Oh wait, you are a literal high schooler that watched wolf of wall street and is now a trading expert.
Tell me more about Warren Buffetts wikipedia page my dude.

whoops, off by one, your future is bleak, OP

I feel like then i'll be losing out on the crypto market.

Jesus Christ kid

>It literally is like tulip fever.
alright smartboy explain to me how they're related, please draw some parallels for me

Only children don't care what people think about them, only children, autists, and absolute bottom feeder losers don't care what people think about them. Every single neurotypical person cares where they stand in the social heirarchy

youtube.com/watch?v=rUiG5_GcMyY

lol you where still swimming in your dads nut sack when cryptocurrency came to life, you should of just slid down your moms ass crack and been a brown stain on the mattress

>jordan peterson
This keeps getting better and better. Everyone bow down to OP for bringing us this fedora tier conspiracy theorist.

>anyone would be offended
Anyone insecure, all you are proving is that you are insecure. An FBI agent can live knowing they have a respectable job that pays enough to live a good life. You have your head in the clouds but for normal people just one member of the household making 70k goes a long way. Let alone the fact that you are a fucking FBI agent

>JORDAN PETERSON
>JOE ROGAN

I watched wolf of wallstreet when i was 13. I read Ayn Rand and Frederick Hayek when i was 14. I also read Warren Buffets book on investing

Because everyone gets hyped over something with no value behind it, it skyrockets and then crashes as people realize that neither are worth SHIT in value. As said in the Keynes v. Hayek rap battle:

>it's a boom and bust cycle and there reason to fear it blame low interest rates, nahhh it's the animal spirit

It's the animal spirit

youtube.com/watch?v=d0nERTFo-Sk

most autistic little nigger i have seen in my life. youll either exit this market by losing all your money or kill yourself, preferably both.
and youre fucking cringe for obsessing over chinkpop, retard.

No - you’ll be making money with ETH.

Maybe 6 months isn’t realistic /
But at least a couple for that ETH to give you some profit to go play with and say trade or whatever you’re “missing out” on.

>As said in the Keynes v. Hayek rap battle
Jesus christ dude

How am i a conspiracy theorist? I'm actually kind of different for my age because I 100% support the establishment. I am anti-conspiracy.

>posting a goofy face makes the argument invalud

I'm not insecure but it killed my self esteem for a week when i was made fun of on /pol/ for not being rich in a thread where they said anyone who wasn't rich by 2000 is genetic trash. Insulting anyones money will crush anyone if the person insulting is higher up

um excuse me that really offended me

>I'm actually kind of different for my age because I 100% support the establishment