Get into crypto

girlDog
girlDog

Get into crypto
Tell friend to buy X coins.
He scoffs and calls me an idiot.
Turn $500 into $8500 in three months.
All of a sudden he jelly.
Asks me for starter tips.
Show him my portfolio
He has me hold his hand through the whole process of buying $1k worth of BTC, transferring to exchange and buying alts.
Holds his buys for two weeks.
Alt market dips harshly.
He panic sells everything.
Holding $450 worth of BTC
Blames me for his losses.
Won't talk to me anymore.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

@girlDog
Hope u learned something.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@girlDog
Stop. Telling. People. About. Your. Gains.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

mfw if that happened to me

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I have friends who dont talk to me anymore cuz i told them to buy btc at $800

TechHater
TechHater

@girlDog

be /biz/tard
spend all day reading about idiots who disclose gains
disclose gains

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@girlDog
why would you even consider someone like that your friend

I have to assume you're equally as much of a cunt to have ever seen them as your friend, or are at least retarded

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@girlDog
stop tell normies about muh secret club

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Ignoramus
One of those "you think you know someone" situations. Has always been a great friend. People change when it comes to their money or livelihood.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I told my friends to buy ants at 2 dollars.
I said to them buy couple hundred and u will have atleast 10k buy end of the year. no one did and they all stopped talking to me after that
lul
:DDDD God i love idiots

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Stupidasole
cuck

op should tell whoever he wants about this shit, and if they act like bitches becaues of it then good riddnace, the retards filter themselves out of my life i dont even have to remove them myself

thank you

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@girlDog
Don't be friends with brainlets.

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
I'd whip out my dick too if we were all together. No shame.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@RavySnake
Might as well walk around with a "please rob me" sign on your back

SniperGod
SniperGod

@girlDog
@kizzmybutt
@FastChef
user, I won't betray you like that.
teach me your ways.
rn I'm about to get started with 300 bucks and gonna gamble on some shitcoin in hopes it 100x
I'll use your binance referall when I register rn :^)

StonedTime
StonedTime

@girlDog
Email me I'll be your new friend, we can go on yacht trips together.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@girlDog
i told my circle about crypto
everyone wants their fucking handheld
might teach them how to set a buy order
while i set a specific sell order

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@girlDog
well yeah you deserve it for buying whatever shitcoins went down 55% during that dip. seriously which fucking coins did that? you had to work really hard to find it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@ZeroReborn
My entrance into the crypto world was another friend who said "buy LTC at $30". I listened and bought two lmao. Just two. He bought 450. He cashed out his gains and didn't look back. I'm over here trying to catch up one shitcoin at a time...

askme
askme

@ZeroReborn
Devilish

Skullbone
Skullbone

@SniperGod
Find something super low market on cryptopia or something. My gains were 90% luck. Bought XRP at 0.65, sold at 2.30, bought TRX at 0.03, sold at 0.22. Randomly bought into BNB like an hour before it mooned, literally just fucking luck.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@girlDog
Your friend is a weak-handed homo who doesn't deserve gains. Fuck 'em.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@girlDog
I told my friend that XLM was undervalued at the beginning of November.
Told him I don't expect any gains from it, but at least I know IBM isn't going out of business.
I told him about how I'm 2000% up in 10 weeks.
He buys 10kUSD on January 27th.
Now he says I give horrible advice and lost him money.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@kizzmybutt
I don't think people really change. It's just they don't reveal their true character except in certain situations. OP probably missed many red flags through the course of their friendship.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Emberfire
Not everyone lives near or hangs out with niggers user

SniperGod
SniperGod

@askme
sauce?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lunatick
Fuck, I'm wrong on all counts, but yeah he bought at 80c

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Burnblaze
@Sir_Gallonhead
Listen to these guys and learn. Normies are fucking cancer. I have got to obeserve them closely because I lucked into a commission sales job a few years back. They are all terrible people and will turn on you like a snake, even the good customer who will hug you and say you are the best salesperson ever will be after your head and try to get you shitcanned if the slightest thing wrong happens even if it had nothing to do with you. Please crypto gods deliver me to an early retirement

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@girlDog
I gave one friend a headsup when BTC was at ath becuase I knew he used silk road a few times during his druggy days. Denied owning anything but I read him like an open book and I'm sure he knows about me. It's never mentioned.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@girlDog
Sounds like that problem solved itself. Now ghost him and move so he doesn't show up prepared to torture you in your basement when the crypto market is up as a whole 100x from here.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Don't buy crypto for people
Don't tell people what to buy
Dont show people your portfolio

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Lunatick
He buys 10kUSD on January 27th.
wat

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Evil_kitten
I don't think people really change.
Na, that's not true, that's some hollywood memery.

takes2long
takes2long

@SniperGod
Real life. Wouldn't suggest it.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Sir_Gallonhead
@StonedTime

You guys are fucking retards. Normies need to adopt currency for it to actually work

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@PackManBrainlure
normies need to set up their own TCP/IP for the internet to catch on

You're dumb
Normies are only going to catch on once it fed to them with a silver spoon. They didn't start email accounts until myspace.
How many fucking normies can't be trusted with their own money? Sending ETH to BTC addresses, etc.
We're the early adopters, who'll eventually sell our assets to service providers, the service providers will skin the normies alive, and then we'll all live on the blockchain.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@PurpleCharger
Many people had email before MySpace. What the fuck are you talking about?

If normies are too really wait now, they'll be more inclined to adopt a Facebook coin when Zuckerberg decides to launch one. Normies need to be entering the crypto space right now

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Spazyfool
Don't buy crypto for people

Recently read a post from a guy who was juggling his own coins and the coins of three friends who entrusted him to manage theirs for free. He had done a bunch of trades for two of them and was panicking because he was losing track and he had to do the taxes too. This was all done on his personal account.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@RumChicken

This lol

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Poker_Star
yeah, they had email before myspace but still prefered to call them up on the phone.
what world do you live in?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Poker_Star
@kizzmybutt

I can kind of see what he means. Before shit like gmail and yahoomail only people who understood computers had email. People who used it for work really. Prior to gmail and such it usually had to be set up through your ISP. I remember when we had a @peoplepc.com email address. Even then only my dad used it, I had an address I used to sign up for shit, but it wasn't until webmail became popular that email truly exploded

JunkTop
JunkTop

@kizzmybutt
My family used email religiously in the late 90's. Maybe we were different... I can barely remember those times desu

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Burnblaze
@girlDog
Ya'll have some faggot ass friends. I told my friends to buy it since it was 8$ and they ignored me and just these last 4 months all of them have started to trade.

not waking up every morning to ur besties all talkin about those good good coins in ur group chat

Nojokur
Nojokur

I was called a loser nerd by Chad because I knew about computers and knew my way around MS-DOS. Trust me, I haven't forgotten.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Nojokur
That's not a real chad its just brad. Actual chads are nice people and would not take others down just to make them look good.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@ZeroReborn
Good point.

likme
likme

I was shilling pfr and prl here for you on Veeky Forums since both were 0.07 and 0.01 respectively. Get profit on egas and make me (and you) rich.
Take a [email protected] https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethgas/

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

EGAS has a 13 mil max coin supply and the price is sub 10cents right now. Even if it turns out to be a scamcoin it will definitely get pumped to $1 before then and that will only put it at 13m market cap.
Take a [email protected] https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethgas/

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Burnblaze
why?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@likme
@BlogWobbles
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