I CAN'T

Guys I have a fucking 350 word essay due for tomorrow but I can't stop thinking about fucking crypto, all I do is stick glued to my phone updating my balance, help me, please, Veeky Forums.

don't even check that sht for another few days.

>350 words
>I CANT EVEN
neck your self faggo

Just do an all nighter and try get 300 words done. You should be okay if you only aim for a pass grade. Its risky though good luck.

Dude 350 words is easy, like 3, 5 sentance paragraphs.

>sentance

these are the people who post pink wojakcs when their shitcoin dips 10%

Banned for being underaged

you only have to be 16 years old to be on this board IDIOT its a blue board

Holy shit you're retarded I did a 1000 word in an hour before the deadline
>Tfw you make perfect marks

>itt all these newfags

holy shit, people still fall for the essay meme

Fuck dude I'm in the same boat with a 250 word essay about WWII. It's like the only thing that exists for these people is school so just just assign hw all the time. Never have time for anything

**they just

that's nothing. I have a 500 word essay due at midnight. I'm freaking out right now desu senpai

What a waste.

>350 words
>essay

wtf OP that's a paragraph, not even an essay

Guys I have a 50 word essay due but I'm on /biz FUUUUUUUUCK

350 words. Wow. You’re having a hard time with 350 words. Your post was 35 words.

>falling for the academic Jew

i wrote my 120+ page master thesis in two nights.. research and all.

obvious youre in high school.

t. a teacher.

Guys I have a nine word post but

I know your pain, I have a 50 word essay due in an hour, im so screwed

7 word essay due in 2 weeks but can't stop buying link for 5 minutes

Dude, fuck your balance. Unless you want to buy or sell something right this moment you shouldn't be checking constantly. Put your phone away, log off the exchange and focus on that essay. It is not hard.

>tfw 48920183 word essay due in 0,3 nanoseconds and still browsing Veeky Forums

Nice larps.

>Tfw bake sale at school tomorrow and I still haven't made the brownies yet

I'll write it for you for some shitcoins

Is this bait?

Is THIS bait?

Wtf kind of essay is 350 words?

They fall for it ironically.

250 words is barely a tweet. are you so retarded you can't type 250 words about WW2 off the top of your head by now.

what the fuck is your essay supposed to be about? I could crank that shit out while I take a shit.

also if you're still calling it homework, you're a goddamn child. grow up, be a man, crank out your essay, and then get back to watching charts.

>bachelor thesis due for next week
still have to write a few pages but I think I'm fine

He's underage, sage and report.

350 words is like a fuckin page and a half fuck is wrong with you brainlet

>350 words

What the fuck dude? It takes one hour AT THE MOST to write 350 words.

LMAO. Good job OP.
Nothing like a classic meme to trigger newfags reddit scum.
The 300 word essay meme has been around for ages.

>500 words

Literally nothing as well. Not even a page, 'cause a page usually is 600 words.

Just wait till you'll need to write 30 000 words

lol pay me and ill write it for you lazy faggot