WOJAK ARMY STATUS REPORT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPORT IN W-W-WOJACKS!!! I WANT A FUCKING STATUS REPORT NOW. HOW MANY HAVE WE FUCKING LOST?

Enlisted Feels
-0-2.9% F-1, Private, Pvt
-3-5.9% F-2, Private First Class, PFC
-6-9.9% F-3, Lance Corporal, LCpl

Noncommissioned Officers, or NCOs:
-10%-12.9% F-4, Corporal, Cpl
-13%15.9% F-5, Sergeant, Sgt

Staff Noncommissioned Officers, or SNCOs:
-16%-19.9% F-6, Staff Sergeant, SSgt
-20%-22.9% F-7, Gunnery Sergeant, GySgt

F-8
-23%-26.9% Master Sergeant, FMSgt
-27%-29.9% First Sergeant, F1Sgt
F-9
-30%-33.9%Master Gunnery Sergeant, MGySgt
-34%-36.9Sergeant Major, SgtMaj
-37%-39.9% Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps

Wojak Officers
-40-42.9% W-1, Wojak Officer 1, WO1
-43%-45.9%W-2, Chief Wojak Officer 2, CWO2
-46-48.9% W-3, Chief Wojak Officer 3, CWO3
-49%-51.9% W-4, Chief Wojak Officer 4, CWO4
-52%-53.9% W-5, Chief Wojak Officer 5, CWO5

Hodl-grade officers
-54%-56.9% H-1, Second Lieutenant, 2ndLt
-57%-59.9% H-2, First Lieutenant, 1stLt
-60-64.9% H-3, Captain, Capt

Pink-grade officers
-65-69.9% P-4, Major, Maj
-70%-74.9 P-5, Lieutenant Colonel, LtCol
-75%-79% P-6, Colonel, Col

An Hero Generals
-80%-84.9% AH-7, Brigadier General, BGen
-85-89.9% AH-8, Major General, MajGen
-90-94.9% AH-9, Lieutenant General, LtGen
-95%+ AH-10, General, Gen

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Wojak comrade killed his 3 kids and wife before killing himself. RIP hero we will not forget our POWS and MIA.

its a ponzi scheme moron

Brigadier general here lol

Lieutenant General reporting with new Recovery Rations. Will I make it comrades???

CWO5 reporting for duty, sir.

Major Spurdo reporting in

Private First Class, PFC.

I was on the USCC Substratum before it was torpedoed by the RMS Bitcoin. We watched on as the USCC Luxcoin's hull was blown open, they put up a struggle, but there was just no salvaging her. Air support from PRL Squadron did all they could, but we were dead meat when she turned her tubes on us.

Many great men died that day.

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Kek

CWO5 REEEEEEEPORTING FOR DUTY

Sergeant Major r-reporting for duty

what’s my rank if i’m still up

FIRST SERGEANT REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR

ALL-IN ON FUN SIR

READY FOR JUST-FKM-SHTUP DEPLOYMENT

A TRAITOR IS IDENTIFIED IN THE RANKS. PERMISSION TO OPEN FIRE IS GRANTED TO EVERY WOJAK

Public Servant NoCoiner here.

Should have read the fine print before getting shipped off to Ponzistan.

The day of the rope is coming no coiner

SERGEANT MAJOR REPORTING IN, STILL HODLING THE LINE

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MASTER SERGEANT REPORTING IN SIR
I’M LOCKED LOADED AND READY TO KILL MY SELF

How can you even lose money unless you started buying the day before yesterday?

Master Gunnery Sergeant reporting in!!
I will go down with this ship if necessary.

I've AWOLed, see you at the judgement day

The justing that awaits you will be immense and relentless in it’s savagery, soldier. But you have the shoulders to bear it with valour and honour. For about half an hour then you’ll throw yourself on a landline. Such is war.

At least I can gamble with these bags, Sir.

I will be your general.

You have no idea the true feel of loss.

-27%-29.9% First Sergeant, F1Sgt reporting in

Master Gunnery Sergeant reporting for duty!

I'm AH-10. Currently long on STR/XLM due to the 2hr MACD crossover...that immediately went back to an un-cross after I longed.
We are near the end, brothers. HODL

I SALUTE YOU, GENERAL. WHAT COIN?

Lieutenant general here.

Whilst trying to flee back to the stronghold ethereum my men were hit by friendly fire. A rushed order from above forgot to check the exchange rate and so we got fucked over by general livecoin.
Many men were lost, I doubt general livecoin will have any position by the end of this campaign.