>Me >26 year old virgin >Made £60,000 on crypto and cashed out early Jan >Friends tell me having a fast car is an easy way to get a gf/get laid >Buy expensive Merc (£45,000) with 480hp and 0-60 in 4 seconds >Put on finance to save money >Still no gf even though I'm driving a nice fast car >Large amount of money going out each month due to finance
Did I fuck up Veeky Forums?
Luke Richardson
should have invested in hookers instead
Samuel Rodriguez
What is market cap on MERC? good team? roadmap?
thx user bought 200 MERC
Joseph Thomas
This >get gf >basically the same as being single except >pros: >regular sex >cons >I’m contasntly in trouble >she’s probably cheating >can’t sleep with anyone else >she costs me a fortune
William Ross
Wish I wasn't a poorfag so I could experience this feel
FUCK i hate havign sub 10k portfoloio
please tell me there is enough time to make it like this
Jack Powell
Nice larp. If not post a pic from inside of your car with timestamp.
Andrew Peterson
why would you cash out after making just 60k?
Asher Sullivan
'Girls will like you if you buy this car' is the biggest jew marketing meme of all time.
Hunter Richardson
Of course there’s time user, just keep at it
Ethan Allen
u should buy bmw, merc is for old farts
Nathan Perez
1. Yes, should have got a Flat. 2. How did you cash out in the UK user?
David Williams
mercedes are meme cars for girls you faggot
Landon Garcia
Should have gotten hookers. 10k is enough to fuck a russian 7/10 twice a week for a whole year.
Zachary Gutierrez
>buying german cars >in 2018 thank you for donating to angela merkel, goyim.
Owen Gonzalez
>£60k >cashing out
mate im at £500k and im in 2 minds weather to cashout £30k to get a decent car and pay for a holiday for my family.
you dont cash out those sums unless it is below 10% of your folio
Jack Jackson
>mercedes are meme cars for girls you faggot
Ameritard detected. Don't you have some coins to sell? Fucking week knees manlet.
Lincoln Campbell
A girl likes 5-10 different guys
She picks one of those guys that she already likes that has a nice fast car maybe
Not the Veeky Forums virgin with a nice fast car
Gabriel Miller
Yup
Ethan Perry
Cars aren't really as important as they once were, they're just appliances now
Evan Lewis
Just bought this bad boy with my crypto gains. Except I already have a girlfriend before I bought the car.
Cars are just toys bro. If you really want a girlfriend you gonna have to focus on yourself and not your materials
No matter how much money you have if all you focus on is how fun your toys are, girls will still see you as a little kid (fuckboy)
But when it comes to just getting laid, im sure your car helps srs. Obviously depends what kind of car you get but still.
When I was test driving a z06 from a dealer a girl wanted to take a pic with my car. I was just at the gas station trying to get some gas mane.
Matthew Nguyen
no lmao, mercedes are the alienware of cars
Gabriel Barnes
This. Decreasing value. Just masturbate to top tier 4k porn
Ayden Diaz
Terrible risk reward
Carter Wright
no. that would be toyota land cruiser pick up
Zachary Baker
Low quality larp.
Logan Long
Mercedes are the fucking macbooks of cars. They look nice, easy to use, people like them, but they have shit performance for the cost.
Noah Smith
Shut up gay
Nolan Rogers
Vets are gay man. Only small dicks buy them. You should have bought a hellcat
Jonathan Johnson
didn't help pic related either OP. you know what to do now? chop chop
Angel Cooper
Should of bought a villa in spain and rent it out to boomers
Jonathan Campbell
i hope you had more than 60k in crypto otherwise buying that car wasn't your biggest mistake
Isaac Morgan
>Says vettes are gay >Vettes can beat a hellcat both on the track and in the quarter mile
Makes sense.
Mason Lopez
I understand you have a small penis, but no need to broadcast it.
Tyler Morris
user you're 26yo and you've the audacity of asking if you fucked up?
Fucking man child of course you did, I'm a 25yo faggot who have only been with hookers and let me tell you has the autistic retard I am it's better that way.
Jackson Nguyen
ad hominem
Easton Barnes
Yes, i banged lots of women even when i was poor
Jackson Phillips
Yeah, let's buy a car that has so much horsepower it's unusable and handles like hot dog shit...or buy one of the fastest cars on the planet for the money. On another note, I'm going to try to find a Caterham Super 7 clone or an Ariel Atom for reasonable price this year.
Christopher Gray
You bought a depreciating asset with your crypto gains in the hope of getting laid.
Fucking hope you're larping kid, because that's fucking pathetic.
Lincoln Morgan
>mfw this faggot supposedly can't do with a ridiculously expensive car what I do as a poorfag with a Tinder gold account
Juan Lopez
You wouldnt let a dog walk all over you so why some skank should, if you want to "get" a gf then own her and dont be a pussy ass bitch
Asher Turner
>he can't handle the power
I got a 4 banger that would probably make you pee your pants
Carter Edwards
stfu nigga
Samuel Hernandez
What's the look they are going for here? Looks like a grandpa will a saggy frog ass. Who's the asshole that signed off on that? "Yeah that looks good Hans"
Evan Hall
You know it is true. Probably under 3 cm, hard.
Adam Flores
>financial opportunity of a lifetime >can set yourself up to be financially independent for decades
>blow it all to try to get some pussy
u deserve to be poor
Liam Young
it shouldn't be fast it should look fast (like sport car) and make loud WROOOOM when you gas that's it
Michael Miller
Talking to them helps too
Tyler Smith
nigger tuning for merc
Eli Richardson
Best advice in thread. Although I’d argue cars only get you initial interest. If your car got HP, but you don’t have any of your own to back it up, she’ll just see the car as overcompensation and keep it moving.
T. Guy with gf who been with me since Jetta
Blake Collins
I just dont understand the point of a car with so much power that it can barely put it to the ground without slicks. At least a Vette can put that shit to the pavement and handle like a proper Halo car. Take that retarded Challenger to throw track and I bet a Civic Si would thrash the shit out of it.
Colton Allen
Any woman that would fuck you for your car would fuck a nigger with no car just as quick.
Jackson Wilson
Let me say it like this
pic related had a nice car too
Ryan Lee
>cashing out 60k on a shitbox before the greatest crypto year growth in history
You would be holding 6 million in jan 2019
Ayden Murphy
Trust me fast sports cars are cock magnets, all it does is attract guys. Only once did a girl say something nice about my car at a gas station but she was black so...
Gavin Lewis
>be me >be 6’3 >find out on 4chsn this means I’ll get laid over manlets any day of the week >go out clubbing >manlet chads scooping qts left and right >tfw being above average height actually makes you invisible in most settings >do 360 and walk home
fml
Kayden Green
Op that’s unironically my dream car, do you like it? Are you afraid of maintenance costs? How’s it ride, handle etc?
James Lopez
I'm thinking of buying a Corolla myself, OP. But I already have a weird job and no one really knows what I do, so I just have to dress a bit nicer and people might actually think I'm successful. What do you think?
Adrian Gutierrez
Burning most of your money on a common german car is always a bad idea. The best part is gonna be when you try to back out and realize the car has depreciated in value so much you're upside down on your car loan.
Luis Robinson
Oh shit it's the Porsche fag from Veeky Forums
Owen Hill
>expensive merc
you mean a c class right? lol all you had to do was get a fucking job to get one of those little things stupid loser.
Logan Bennett
yes. you must be really repulsive if you can’t get laid after a quarter of a century with money and a nice car
Hudson Thompson
>20 year old >$160k folio >don't have a car at all >can't drive >virgin, who never talked to girls I have no idea how to function in the real world. No one taught me.