Crypto Bride General - Polish Milk Mama Ed

Post your ideal bride, which country you would procure her from.

Post past experiences with gf or wife to help fellow milk-mama-searchers.

My protip is based on 15 years of dating girls from all over the continent and lots of trials and mistakes that hurt both me and my exes deeply.

The lessons learned is: follow my tips faggot.

Tip 1: avoid brown girls and jungle Asians
Tip 2: go for average intelligence girl with high EQ.

Nice tips (tits)

women are for faggots

Got a Mexican wife.

>Tip 1: avoid brown girls and jungle Asians
That fag got debunked.
>oh my, what will oldmoney think of me
They will treat you like the tryhard you are if you partner-up for appearances. be your own man.

this

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>tfw polish gf that i met when i was poor, so i know she loves me, best gf ever gonna wife and i know she love me for me and not my $$$

Kys

Can I buy a milk mommy with Garlicoin yet?

EQ isn't a thing

I know who I want

>Have long term GF
>Scottish
>22
>7/10 Looks, great ass tho
>Average intelligence

She's helped me over the past few years deal with so much shit, helped me quit smoking. Go out more, eat better.

I don't know if I'm ready to move in with her though, we've been getting more arguments gradually over stupid shit. Started smoking again so idk if she's the one lads.

Plus more time and money for crypto if I left her.

Sorry to hear.

Who gives a fuck what old money think? I'm as practical as they come.

Brown and jungle Asians are for stupid and retarded: Mark Zuckerberg, Jeb Bush, look at them.

Be real.

Sure is. EQ > IQ when it comes to woman.

Also don't try to fall in love, just try to get along, be happy and content.

Another tip: body is more important than face.

This.

>buying a wife
>getting married
kek
I kinda want a ginger gf though.

For the first time in my life, I know what I want... and who. And that's the damnable misery of it.

>Also don't try to fall in love, just try to get along, be happy and content.
>Brown and jungle Asians are for stupid and retarded

Translates to: Got rejected by jungle asian. Still a virgin. Mad. Considering a realdoll.

>stupid and retarded: Mark Zuckerberg

You're as much detached from reality as I'd imagine someone who thinks sucking dick would give him respect would look like.

>posts a chink
lol

>EQ

First of all, people are animals. What can you expect from them?

>Another tip: body is more important than face.

BAWHAAHAHAHHA

yeah, if you can't get a girl w/ a beautiful face..

Not if your a fucking frog posting autist.

Are you a butthurt manlet that got stuck with a spic? Hey man don't shoot the messenger, instead thank me for opening up your eyes.

Average face with great body, that's my perfect combo.

If she'd fit all what I needed in a woman, I'd take an subsaharan tribewoman.

In the meantime enjoy hating your woman and your surrounding while trying to suck up to them. Hell on earth.

Im going for a russian girl from Saint Petersburg.

Great, hope you get that.

>not a single 10/10 posted yet

Out of the way, true 10/10 coming through.

Nice. But this thread is not about 10/10. It's about that attainable person that will enhance your life after you made it with crypto.

With crypto, anyone is attainable, user. Have you learned nothing from Veeky Forums?

meh you guys dont know what real love feels like

Mind share with us?

Fuck her bro be out

FFUUUUUCCCCKKKK YYYOOOOUUUU
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same, going to visit her again in february

Girls that have never lived a life of degeneracy by choice. As in they don't like girl's nights out. Their drug experience boils down to 3 weed 'trips' and maybe something else. They are mentally strong (for a woman). E.g. needs to be able to clean shit and puke without flinching.

>nurturing instinct
>not jealous (to be clear she isn't a cuck queen, but won't care if you check another girl out)
>must express desire to be a mother
>Cares little for feminism

Red flags:
>history of self abuse
>daddy issues
>"slutty" phase/past
>reads feminist literature
>has a tumblr
>watches porn
>actively tries to make you jealous
>physically/verbally abusive
>wants you to abuse her
>wants to be raped
>has fantasies about being abducted and raped

The argument could be made that deep down every woman wants this, but that's very deep in the psyche for most and not at the forefront of their mind, which is what I'm referencing.

can't think of anymore off the top of my head.

This is my waifu, there are many like her but this one is mine.

People have typed like that on Veeky Forums since before reddit got big.

You could kindly fuck off back there if you'd like though.

I like them like I like my wallet

my second choice

Great list, sir. Totally agree

Signs of prosperity my nigga

reddit actually doesn't support line breaks at all, you have to put in 3453 newlines just to have your shit placed on the regular line below

you cocksucking retard

Reddit spacing kys

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>Brown and jungle Asians are for stupid and retarded
Being white and dating these people is just fucking retarded, unless you're so socially awkward and beta that you can't even land a decent white girl.

>newlines
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girls from St. Petersburg are similar to western girls in 99.99% cases. Same for Moscow. Same for 90% of Russia
and they(in general all eastern european girls) are more gold diggers then western girls, because of obvious reasons

I know this identical feel

The polish are the best people on earth
Tfw irish

This a 10

polish girls look sickly, though

This dudes got it. If you can't make it with a girl like that you might as well just bang hookers for the rest of your life.

7/10

I used to hang out with a dude who's dating pool is from a series of bars around his work place.

Of course he always got trashy chicks, dude still didn't get it.

Don't go to bars or tinder looking for good chicks.

Also, don't be Jeb. Say no to spics and jungle Asians

>incredibly thick eyeliner/mascara
take a better look at these faces. No where close to a 10. Hell, they could look ugly without any makeup.

And sage because this bride shit should be /r9k/

As if that's not the main goal here...

who is this?

Who is she

my stock bride, Erika Katagiri. So pure.

she does porn how the fuck is she pure you fucknut

There was this white girl that was super into me once because her stepdad was the same ethnicity as me. I found it really fucking weird desu.

>daddy issues
>"slutty" phase/past
>watches porn
>actively tries to make you jealous
>wants you to abuse her
>wants to be raped

All of these.
She's the sort of girl you can't have a normal conversation with. Everything ends in sex or an argument (or both).

Meant for

Ye have such little faith, my child. Money can wipe away the sins of the past. And cum.