Told my female friend that I can definitely outdrink her. In reality, I'm a pussy and alcohol makes me gag. Obviously, the way to compete would be matching shots. We're doing this in her room, so help me on this sacred journey.
Be sure to have papers that say for sure that she consented.
See you in the news OP.
Julian Cook
Prepare to lose and have that girl and whoever else is drinking hold it over your head for years to come.
Godspeed, user. I hope you don't lose too bad.
Ryan Harris
>let her win >take advantage of her drunken nakedness >you win instead
Gabriel Murphy
See this mans foresight
Connor James
Is she hot? Sounds like a great rape date idea.
Dominic Turner
Drink water
Luke Howard
Fireball
Very sugary, so it doesn't hit hard (until you wake up the next morning and have liquid shits)
Justin Howard
>I'm a pussy and alcohol makes me gag
Ur fuckt m8.
Oliver Kelly
T-thanks
I honestly might, she takes her alcohol really well.
:^)
She's a qt, yeah. And surely she knows what's going on, if she's okay with doing this in her room
Austin Taylor
Literally take the first 3 shots then start tossing them into the trash can.
Act drunk, tell her she wins, so one more shot with her, and then you should be sufficiently intoxicated to figure out the rest...
Daniel Flores
Do it with beer. Every minute for an hour each of you takes a shot of beer
Xavier Price
bro tier
Jeremiah Peterson
comes out to being like 8 beers
William Allen
E'erclear
John Phillips
Fill up on bread. She won't know what hit her
Nicholas Morris
A shot of beer? Fucking hell, confirmed american drinking piss.
Samuel Foster
>8 beers in an hour EZ
Colton Bell
Buy cheap whiskey or shitty scotch so you can blame your inevitably coughing fits on being a cheap cunt instead of a pussy.
Charles Nguyen
yeah and you can use coors or some other shitty beer that is cheap and 4% alc
Parker Martinez
I'd do vodka or whiskey.
Avoid tequila, gin, and anything overly sweet/spiced or less than 80 proof.
Rum is a good choice, but it wouldn't be my personal preference.
If she's the more experienced drinker why not just ask her what she prefers? I mean, getting her drunk is the end game, right?
Grayson Wood
>drinking contest >in her room shes pratically asking you to rape her
Gabriel Green
Man the fuck up. It's mind over matter.
David Gomez
>Avoid anything overly sweet/spiced >Rum is a good choice
You're giving the poor guy mixed signals here.
Luis Barnes
Don't buy spiced rum...
Cameron Reyes
I'm 100% sure that she is literally getting you both drunk in her room so she can drunkenly fuck you
does it even matter what alcohol you buy? buy something that doesn't taste like ass though, probably vodka
Chase Russell
drunk sex sucks
Isaiah Phillips
OP has low alcohol tolerance. She probably won't even be buzzed when he “lets” her win.
Adrian Ross
Just eat spoonfulls of hand sanitizer.
Easton Cox
>le consent contract meme
Most girls aren't really like that fampai
Thomas Powell
I hope you're not too much of a virgin to fuck this girl right like she wants you too
Luke Wilson
This. They still feel a lot of shame when they're drunk raped, so it's very rare that you get one who'll admit to it ever happening let alone report you. Even gender studies students become timid when it comes to actually taking real world action.
Nicholas Parker
According to OP's story the girl agreed to get shitfaced with him alone in her room.
It's not exactly an invitation to fuck, but it's a very clear sign that she's interested and will be down if things play out. If they don't it's all on OP, but the fact that she literally needs to get him drunk for anything to happen is a pretty good sign the night will end well.
Wyatt Taylor
Never hurts to be cautious though, I made out with a girl after a party once, she cried sexual assault and I almost wound up in jail.
Elijah Edwards
There's no rape going down, silly autist. This is literally "come on OP i want it fuck me already!"
Dominic Nguyen
That kind of girl doesn't suggest silly one-on-one drinking games at her place so they can "let things happen" I mean god damn
Did this party ho have neon hair, a pixie cut, or any conspicuous piercings and ink?
Leo Allen
Take your misogynistic ideas back to the '50s where they belong. It is impossible to consent to anything while drunk as a woman.
Luis Moore
>It's not exactly an invitation to fuck
yes it is.
Austin Roberts
>This shit again. Apparently women are too childish to be responsible for themselves, and not responsible for their intoxicated regrets. We know. Stop bringing it up.
Landon Watson
...
Aiden Carter
Better than none, fella
Caleb Diaz
>a shot of beer nu males
Lincoln Anderson
Sounds to me like OP needs to get some lube, because he's the one getting raped.
This response is fucking retarded, but I kinda like it honestly.
TRY. AND WIN. Pace yourself, and concentrate really hard on not dying or collapsing. If you need to, go to the restroom several times, and secretly load up on water.
Anthony Murphy
Oh, and when is this? Tell us how it goes OP. If you all don't fuck then she's a retard or you're a pussy.
(Oh, and if she's totally passed out don't just go to town on her. That's just legitimately uncool. If she's conscious and probably intended for it to happen it's fair game)
Alexander Nelson
>drunk raped
they dont even see it as rape. they are just mad at themselves for their lack of self control.
Its like you feel after you get really wasted and you wake up to a fat chick.
Luke Lopez
OP If she's going to fuck you you have to somehow not drink alcohol You'll get whiskey dick I.E. limp dick Alcohol slows bloodflow
Chase Mitchell
The idiots mocking him for this: it's called a Power Hour, and it can get you fucked up. Do it with a mixed drink, OP.
Oliver Lewis
don't drink to prove anything, it's not worth it user
Landon Jackson
When is this going down, OP?
You might still have time to practice. Start drinking a couple of vodka shots every day for several days.
Or, alternatively, get drunk the day before. Not completely shitfaced, but so you can't walk straight without effort anymore. I find my tolerance for alcohol increases by a lot the following day when I do this.
Alexander Peterson
No thanks. I did Power Hour once and you don't even get drunk. Your stomach just completely fills with beer.
Levi Howard
a flavored rum would be your best bet for surviving shots as a novice. bourbon or apple whiskey will probably make for easy drinking as well, just don't buy straight up rum or whiskey because you will choke like a bitch.
Brandon Sanders
This is a retarded idea
Sure you're in her room but if you're a baby boozer you will barf on her floor or worse, not be able to get a boner if you guys get drunk and want to fuck
James Cooper
/thread
Jayden Nguyen
Is this really a thing, or is it a meme like "liquor before beer"?
Grayson Allen
liquor before beer obviously queer
Easton Roberts
Nah, whiskey dick is a thing. Not everyone gets it, but most people do.
Julian Gonzalez
Round here we do it for 100 minutes and call it Centurion.
Lucas Edwards
I've never personally experienced it. However, enough people say it that I'm inclined to believe that for some it's true.
Nicholas Harris
tough it out OP you made the claim now ya gotta own it, even if this destroys your liver and forces you to throw up until there's nothing left and you're still heaving.... ya gotta do it
or just get two bottle and fill one of them with water...
Jose Long
...
Dominic Reyes
Be on the look out for this shit, OP, no matter what she says.
Angel Davis
That's some wizard tier cockblocking.
Unfortunately anyone who has Malort available to them likely already knows about it.
Alexander Watson
drink vodka till u black out on the 3rd shot, doo doo in your pants throw up and cry and conk out, then never speak to her again as long as u live b/c of the shame lmao :D
Ethan Richardson
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Easton Wright
She's a shy Japanese girl, not even lying.
Daniel Clark
spike her drinks to hell and back. Buy vodka with 70% concentration and you drink regular shit but telling her you are both drinking the same
Ayden Myers
Then why wouldn't she suggest tea-drinking instead?
Oliver Jackson
Above I told her that I can outdrink her
Michael Ward
yep. she doesnt give a fuck about the drinking. she just wants the d
Jackson Turner
OP, she wants to fuck. If you can't tell, then you're a massive autist. You are required by law to go through with this. If you don't, then the punishment is an hero.
Josiah Perez
>sending her a donald duck hat You already fucked up
Adam Edwards
That's just a button for stickers, like the bunny I sent her.
Daniel Morales
Bro Ill freely admit that even a buzz can turn off my cock for the rest of the night. tread carefully
Charles Williams
I find that if I drink until I can't even fuckin see, then my dick won't respond to any stimulus whatsoever. I somehow (to this day I don't understand what I said or how I did it because I was blacked the fuck out) shmoozed my way into a threesome with a couple of 6s on the last day of freshman year. But all I got out of it is a haunting image of me lying naked on my back as the two girls prodded my dick unsuccessfully, sighing with disappointment.
You gotta understand. I'm 25 and I've only slept with 3 girls. This was to be the crowning achievement of my entire young adult life. This is what I wanted to prove myself capable of. I could have been someone.
Instead I'm a schlub. And it's all the liquor's fault.
Aiden Scott
Just get drunk beforehand and try to jerk off and see what happens.
Brandon Taylor
I read this as
>told my tamale friend blah blah blah
You should ditch this boozed up whore and go hang out with some fucking tamales, bro. Get into an adventure, you know?
Hudson Gomez
I did this when I was like 16 and the girl was 19
I brought a bookbag with a towel in it plus other random shit and the bottle took out all the stuff besides the towel and people usually take shot with their eyes closed dumped it into the bag. And only took a few shots.
>I got a kiss and she passed out and I walked home
Daniel Thompson
>have shot and chaser Take shot (dont swallow) take chaser , get some in your mouth and spit it back in with your chaser.
Joshua Carter
35x60ml = 2100ml
WOW 4 beers in an hour, what a pain in the arse, if you just drank your drink normally you'd end up with more drank
Blake Cox
OP is stupid, but in luck; asians in general have a physiological weakness against alcohol. You'll outdrink her no problem provided she isn't overweight or hasn't had a heavy meal that day.
If you're planning to fuck her, don't get yourself or her too drunk. Focus on having fun and being playful (even during the potential sex) so there's absolutely no reason for hard feelings and regret. If you end up fucking, do not penetrate until she's horny enough to beg. Afterwards, cook her something small (bitches love garlic bread) and/or take a shower together. Snuggle, watch some stupid cartoons until one of you (preferably her) falls asleep. Mentally abandoning her after blowing your load will make her feel used and increases your chances of getting accused of rape, so make the effort.
Good luck OP.
Ryder Collins
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Julian Evans
A shot is actually 45ml, which turns out to be 2.7 Liters in an hour. That's 7.6 drinks by the 12oz beer standard. The hardest part is holding all the liquid in your sstomach. Also, that's not exactly "easy" for someone like OP.
Josiah Foster
I already addressed this, I thought being drunk would be the worst part but no, it was being so full of liquid. That's not the ideal condition for consummating our friendship