Didn't see a food cringe thread. My coworkers are fucked

He's not really relevant to Veeky Forums.
When the board splits you'll generally find his threads on /tv/.

How is this food cringe? It looks like some amazing junk food.

>flatmate is originally from texas
>typical basic bitch, eats out most of her meals despite having twice as much pantry stock as I do, when I cook nearly every meal
>she buys brand name everything
>has like ten boxes of kid cereal that have been here since I moved in 3 months ago, untouched
>most of her shit in the fridge like milk just goes bad untouched
>things I have seen her make:
>box mac n cheez (she eats just a big bowl of this, nothing else)
>frozen pizza
>takeout pizza
>takeout chinese
>nature meme granola bar
>shitty drip machine coffee that was so bad I couldn't finish a cup
>popcorn...she actually has a dedicated popcorn machine
>some sort of giant casserole with preshredded kraft cheez, shitty jar olives, and crumbled fritos on top. Not sure what was underneath

I assume she eats out every other meal. She is away about 14 hours a day and I know for sure her work isn't more than 9 hours.

10/10 drunkfood

Goddamn what a fuckin pleb.

Is she whale-size? If not, it just sounds like you're jelly she has so much money as to be so wasteful.

I was on vacation at the time and only have a mobile screenshot but it'll do

There are no words

How about "put your dad out of his misery"?

The diseases he may pick up from his "spices" will do him in in no time user

What the fuck

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Seems legit. Would be great with some more toppings.

OP confirmed for being a fussy faggot

That's what I'm thinking. Needs better melt on the cheese, more tomatoes, some chilli and salsa to be some god-tier party food.

He should also cook the pizza rolls a little more to give a bit of crunch. I'd eat the shit out of that if I were drunk.

She's average body. Slightly pudgy but not really fat. She also doesn't exercise from what I can see, other than walking to work.

>jealous of eating mac n cheez product

Are you five years old? I wouldn't eat that crap if she paid me.

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>jealous of eating mac n cheez product

That user said you were jealous that she earns more than you, not jealous of her food. Don't be a fucking cuck and try to deflect.

sounds like she needs to get laid, so you should try to bang her.

>Slightly pudgy but not really fat.

Those are the best ones. What's her cup size like?

that doesnt sound half bad actually

There's no evidence she earns more than me. She simply spends more than I do. Logic, retard. Are you also jealous of women who buy 500 pairs of shoes and go shopping every weekend? For all you know they may very well be in debt from credit cards.

What a retarded conversation.

Shit like this probably wasn't that bad until he started eating it. People never seem to get that we don't want pictures of your half eaten food

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I might not be a great cook, but fuck, this thread makes me feel better.

Are Americans not taught to cook at least something when they're younger?

Prepare to cringe

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6gk_wBDInQ8

>American flag
>kwaft miwakewl weep
>Fat retarded child
>gorging on synthetic shit

The American. Fucking. Dream.

It's an act user

Yea, but those titties aren't an act

No it's squash and rotel by the looks of it.

It sucks.

its not that all of us can't cook. its just that there's so many more of us than there are of you that we're bound to have more terrible chefs than you.

But we also probably have more good chefs than you, based on sheer population size

Honestly I think the horrible lack of ingredients in a lot of American places probably makes a big difference to things

yeah i didn't even consider that. that's definitely true.

Needed cheese and ground beef desu

out of curiosity what are the ingredients american places are lacking? And do you mean the family and chain grocery stores?

Someone please kill these women before they murder their husbands with their food.

Honestly, Hummus on pizza sounds pretty dang good. I'll have to try that sometime, maybe with the Gyro pizza the nearby greek pizza place sells.

i'm a bit drunk and i'd rip and tear this dish a new asshole, 10/10 coworkers

How did he pretend to be an obese american child?
Why bother faking eating a heaping spoon of mayonnaise?

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>she just spends more then me

The envy is green in this one

By sheer variety it is actually far easier to get ingredients in the States, it is just not used.

When I was based in Italy it was a bitch to get certain ingredients, and others you simply could not.

see this is what I was thinking too. Out of all the things I like to cook the only ingredients I can't get in my home town are birds eye chilies and kohlrabi and I live in SC. At least those aren't hard to substitute

And people wonder why I refuse to make a Facebook account

That is fucking disgusting mate. Who puts paprika on fries? Fucking savages, that's who.

Ikr paprika on fries wtf is wrong whit the world

Why do people who don't cook often or don't know how to cook list every fucking ingredient as the name instead of just something like fucking egg sandwich.

is ur dad a stoner? i tend to do that shit when baked

Dude its bomb. Refried beans, maple syrup, cayenne, makes the best bean dip.

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>That fucking speech impediment

God almighty, how does anyone ever understand him when he talks like he's got a mouthful of shit?

That's not cringe. That's perfect munchie material right there

my comment right below on the left about faggot dads

it doesnt look nice but i bet if you did it right it would be good.

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The only problem I have with this is the cheese.

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i feel like a war crime has been committed.

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wtf?

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what a qt

good on the dude for not hoverhanding

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t. kid in the middle

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thanks for the laugh im drunk as fuck

youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY

flip carbonara

I remember this was in a thread where an user said he burned his kitchen with the stove or something and was only allowed to make food with the microwave

what the ever-living fuck

>dumpin

What is up with the yolk? I accidentally left hardboiled eggs in my Instant Pot for too long this weekend. One burst, but it didn't have a fucking black ring around the yolk.

mayo with fries is actually really good

it's something europe beats us in

I will never believe you. Duck semen and fries don't mix.

Yeah its shit food, but at least they tried to make it better. Id rather have that than just pizza rolls.