I really hate that when you go in Taco Bell that they ask for your name and then yell it out when your food is ready

I don't believe this. Who the fuck would ever think you were making up the name james bond to impress a girl? Everyone knows who james bond is and every one knows that fucking stupid line of his.

You should've destroyed him about how he's now an adult coffee slave for a 15 year old.

you sound like a real fucktard OP

>See thread
>In the mood for fast food
>In an uppity white college town so all the fast food places close by 9

Fucking shit

Ive said my name is Adolph. It makes them uncomfortable and then they don't want to yell Adolph so they'll either say it quietly or mispronounce it but I sit silent until they give me a strong proper ADOLPH and everyone in the room looks up with a shocked look on their face.

>college town
>places close by 9
I don't believe you

Youre fucking retarded kys disgusting animal :/

For real, I live in a college town, and the google page said they close at 2, i called at 1:50am because i was hungry AF. and the Tbell said they dont close until 4 on weekends. fuck yeah

>Brandon
>Bryan?
>Brandon
>Ryan?
>Yea sure

Whenever a carryout place or whatever asks for my last name, I always give them my first.

I fucking hate my last name. It's goddamn near impossible to pronounce, and I fucking hate having to correct people. I always dreaded the first day of classes. Literally everyone in the United States that has it (like, I think we're down to 10 at this point) lives within a ten minute radius of each other. I think there might be a few left in Germany too, but whatever.

I've actually started mulling over the option of legally changing it to my mother's maiden, especially since I'm all but estranged from my dad now.

Smiths and Browns should be required to check their surname privilege on a daily basis.

well, what is it?

Yeah... no.

Doxing would be as simple as Googling it.

My money is on Schiessenflouer

It's not that goofy, but it's much harder to pronounce.

Untemglibenglaussenglauben

stop being such a fucking bitch

Come on fag at least give us half of it

Never been to Taco bell becuase they do not exist in my region of Earth but Starbucks asked my name and I tried to be smart and said "it's Pocahontas". After that they used to smirk when they saw me and wrote "POCAHONTAS!" on my cappucino so often that I've switched coffee shops.

I exhaggerated a bit, taco bell closes at 10, but honestly they all close real early.

CARTWRIGHT!

gluckenspielensbargh

I always use my alias Doug Stanzi to call in reservations whenever my wife and I go out for dates or nice dinners. The look my wife gives me whenever I tell a hostess, "Doug Stanzi for two" makes me happy.

kek, seinfeld

>not using Jack Mehoff

Hah...We used to call our soccer coach in college Mehoff since his 1st name was Jack.

I've done this in the past. I usually use the name Darryl

Exactly

>brown

eurgh

I used to make up names, but got tired of thinking up a new one each time and found myself rotating through 3 or 4. Now I just say my name is Alex.

I also considered giving the same name as whoever took my order just to see the reaction.

Man i used to have a few alter egos. I killed them off to remove loose ends

I give fake names to everyone who doesn't ask for my ID.

I loath places that do this; even more so because they insist on me using my first name which I've barely used since school.

Christ, I went into a Starbucks for the first time ever a few years ago because I wanted to give it a fair shot. I just wanted a bloody coffee, not the whole rigmarole they put you through. Why they're so popular I do not know.

Sometimes they ask me (ausfag) my full name as well as address and postcode (for research purposes).

A few places used to ask, and I outright refused to give my postal code. Eventually I figured they were collecting that to see where to open a new location. So I started giving the code for an area I felt needed a new store.

>Taco Bell
>they ask for your name

Takesh al haraheem

>Anyone else do things like that?
sign up for shit like speedway cards using fake names
>not being Art Vandelay
shiggy my niggy

that would make me happy, i'd go there more.

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So not Starbucks?

Why not using a simpler number of order?

I mean the guy before me is 45, i'm 46 and the next is 47.

then if somebody gets a lighter order will have precedence since it takes less time to elabourate the order.

I use Ishmael. How faggy is that?

Personal makes repeat customers

Jew

>get to cashier girl
>give order not before standing awkwardly to the side to debate myself on what I hunger for
>after taking my orders, she asks for my name
>panic and start sweating because my name is difficult to say
>stood there for a minute thinking hard to come up with a name
>"HITOSHI. MY NAME IS HITOSHI."
>she looks at me funny
>she knows I look nothing like a Hitoshi
Why are humans so judgemental? I wish robots took their jobs already. At least a robot would humour the idea of a white guy name Hitoshi.

>Hitoshi
kek
I bet you fecal matter is

>Personal makes repeat customers

This and if others get their orders before you, you're less apt to notice and get upset if they're calling out random names instead of numbers following yours.

I never give me name. I just refuse. Never been refused being served so its fine.

Yeah ok dazza ya fuckin bogan cunt

FUCKING CHRIST ITS THE SAME THING FOR ME ALL CLOSES AT 8 OR 9 ON CAMPUS FUCK

That would not include Japanese food where they don't drown food in spices Wong

I put my first name as Faggot on the app and I like seeing guys laugh when they try and read it out

Sup fellow Tristan bro.
>tfw normies always say christian or Justin

I am a spic so i have been saying Tristano and that has been working so far

i'm black and sort of look like a famous rapper so i always use his name. They always look up when I say it and living in LA its often believed that I am him.

I use his name at restaurants to get reservations and usually always get a good table.

Is that you in pic?
If so, is the rapper The Game?

I like this

If I were black I'd shave my head so people would I think I was Morpheus

naw bruh, i dont go around saying my name is thug aim. el juego has tats on his face I cant front like that.

That looks like J Cole, but I thought he lived in North Carolina.

Dorpheus?

I am literally the only person alive with my last name, because apparently my grandfather had to butcher his in a different way when he named each of his children and my dad decided to follow in the tradition for my brothers.

I started making reservations with my first name at chinese restaurants, cause my family name is full of Rs.

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That's so easy to steal food off of. In-n-out does this and I steal their shit all the time.

When in doubt, my name is Rusty Shackleford.

Pretty cool name if you're serious. At least you won't ever have to worry about getting your name taken in online games or whatever.

Bruh the main character of yugioh was named Tristan CHECK YOURSELF

and these trips

>be Ian
>not at all a rare name, uncommon at most
>half the time the retard behind the counter can't spell it, the other half the time the retard making the food can't pronounce it

I lost the game.

my name is hard to pronounce/spell so once i gave a fake name "ezra" to the man in the coffeeshop, but he had never heard that name before either and asked me how to spell it

youtube.com/watch?v=NVSLG7_FYb4

I once said my name was Frank, and they wrote "Fray" on my order.

Nigga, Fray is what happens to ropes and cables.

dont come bacl

Fuck you for taco bell blasphemy, peace! Goodnight.

bullshit ploy to make it more personable instead of yelling ORDER 79

>Ian as well
>people misspell or mispronounce my name my whole life
>somehow fast food or coffee shops always get it right though I'm expecting them not too

The oddest was a guy who used to call me Erick and asians always call me Lan.

Fuck off nigger lover

>"can i get a name?"
>"yeah, it's leo"
>"theo?"
>"no, leo"
>"oh, sorry, ok see you in 15 minutes liam"
>they hang up

>get there
>"we've got an order for neil?"

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I've never been to a food place that asks for names but it happens all the time at work when I have to phone a client

>What was your name again?
>Callum
>Colin?
>Callum
>Colm?
>Spell it out for them: C A L L U M
>Oh right I thought you said Conrad

I know I don't have the most common name but surely it's not that unheard of.

I just tell them my name is Bob. Short, easy to remember, impossible to mispronounce not so common it happens there's two people with the same name at the place at the same time.

seig zeon. /pol/ is life. /pol/ is here. /pol/ will occupy. /pol/ will integrate. /pol/ will dominate.

ironically enough, racial division is the reason we have such a multitude of different foods.

>"boh-b"
>"boh-bee? is there a boh-bee here? youre food is ready, sir."

>Ryden

They've never asked for my name once.

>Be an immigrant
>Turns out my name is mostly a girl's name over here

I've been outright denied my food sometimes because I look scary and grumpy so they think I'm trying to steal some poor girl's food until whoever took my order helps.
School was fun.

Well, what is it.

Shannon

I've met one other male Shannon in the US, so it's not entirely a lost cause.
I worked a few states away from my job's contractors via IM for some time and they didn't even realize they were working with a dude until a conference meeting sometime later.
After that their entire demeanor changed. Really interesting to observe, actually.

Seems easy enough to pronounce if you know the spelling. Would never be able to spell that if you told me that was your name though.

Recently saw this actor at comic con, such a cool and enthusiastic guy, nice as fuck and genuinely exited to meet his fans.

He's great.
Considering so many of his characters are so serious, the dude's a walking pile of pep.

I have this issue a lot, work in a warehouse and I have to sign for packages. My first name isn't all that hard, although people tend to add another E to the end because that's also a common spelling.

However there's a few suppliers who insist on a last name. The way its spelled you kind of have to mumble it and it's an uncommon spelling, even though it's only 6 letters long. But I've seen guys do up to 5 attempts before letting me put it in. Currently I just spell it out loud for them or just sign with whatever fucking name they put in.

Normally I wouldn't give a fuck but I have another co-worker who has an almost identical name to me except for the spelling.

Its kind of embarrassing for both parties involved to have to constantly correct people tho.