>be friends with a wine and spirits judge >she knows I love beer and make it myself >has taught me a lot about spirit tasting and wine tasting >she recomends me to be a beer judge at an upcomming event
my pallete is completely fucked from eating hot and sour foods all the time so i just fake it half the time, will I be fucked if I actually do this?
>just make shit up >use bizzare smell comparisons people can't actually verify >make smug remarks >tell stories from childhood and say the beer reminds me of it
Easton Watson
This bait has potential...
Mason Lee
>tfw when it's not bait >tfw it's entierly true I'm just waiting for a response from the event organizer whether he wants me/wants my credentials which just consists of alocholic homebrewer beer snob
William Stewart
When you find something you really like, compare it to artisan brews like PBR or Natty Light.
Brandon Brown
>pallete Punch yourself in the gut
Christian Morales
what are your top 5 breweries
Josiah Rogers
I kekked. Maybe OP is a master painter?
Charles Howard
Don't talk about how the beer smells. That will immediately out you as someone who doesn't know anything about beer
William Parker
Earth eagle brewing Foundation Brewing Maine brewing company Russian River and [spoiler]north coast brewing[/spoiler] I was planning to describe every aroma as a different animal's anus and then chastize people when they aren't familiar with that smell
should i focus purely on mouthfeel?
Cameron Torres
Just say fuck it and describe what you taste. I assume you've tried the major styles and can tell what should and shouldn't be an aspect of them
Justin Ward
>Mouthfeel This is a bait thread and you nearly got me
Henry Ward
I've tried all the major styles and am certified in wine tasting, I guess I should be fine but I will still have the urge to
>not abait thread >but that was pure fucking bait
Leo Perez
Beer doesn't have mouthfeel
I'm not posting bait, and if you aren't trolling we need to talk about pure basics of beer. If you don't know the basics you shouldn't be judging
Eli Carter
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Jaxson Miller
I'm sorry you're lacking in feel taste buds
Cooper Reed
Do you want to learn or do you just want to argue with me?
Joseph Green
>he doesn't know about carbonation levels >he doesn't know about different types of gasses yeah tell me a old rasputin on nitro feels the same as a normal one.
Levi Davis
That's not mouthfeel man. That's the aromatic components.
Oliver Perez
Contributes to the aromatic components*
Thomas Hernandez
just show up drunk, I feel like it is the only respectable way to bow out of this
Jaxon Taylor
just close your eyes and imagine what it would be like if the beer were trying to fuck you from the inside. how does it handle your dick and what not.
Aiden Harris
>explains something in another way >acts like he's right okay buddy
Ian Green
>When you find something you really like, compare it to vintage artisan brews like 2010 PBR or 2008 Natty Light. ftfy
Jace Martin
I'm confused why you think mouthfeel and aromatics are the same thing