Pie

Overrated trash

How so

Well, what is really going on with it? Pie - pretty much always a single fruit type, made into a jam type of result from cooking in this way, inside a pastry. I don't like fruit much even when its fresh, and that is the most acceptable form it has. In a pie like this, its very thick, almost dry, slimy, way too sweet and the only thing that almost saves it is the pastry. Fucking messy, that is a given. MORE sugar is inevitably added. You needed more, REALLY? Perhaps worst yet, its a dessert, and I have a problem with dessert in general... Did you not have enough in your disgustingly large meal? You need MORE shit? Fuck off. Pie sucks. Not even OP here.

>he doesn't like dessert

well there lies the core of your issue, dessert needs to be appreciated to be enjoyed and you clearly do not

I love pie! I love all kinds of pie. My favorite is apple, second is pumpkin. Third is chicken pot pie. But I basically love all pies.

>he doesn't like dessert

God damned right I don't. Why would I want to fuck up the meal I just had with some sugar bullshit.

Because it rounds up a nice meal in a satisfying way?
A fluffy chocolate sufflée or some plum sorbet to get those happy emotions going again

You sound nice

You will grow out of it after high school user, when your palette develops

I agree, ID rather eat the fruit than sugar: the pastry

Yeah anons right, that's also why you don't like tendies yet

What are your guys pie ratings?

1. Apple
2. Banana Cream
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99998. Pumpkin
99999. Pecan

1. Cheesecake
2. Pizza
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99999. Cow

Is pie the patrician's choice of dessert?

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Best pie coming through

yeeee lad

1. Meat Pies of all varieties
2. Apple and Rhubarb
3. Apple

Literally the only pies that should be eaten

Mrs Macs > all

OP's Opinions: Overrated trash

There are so many things wrong with you, I can't even be bothered.

>very thick, almost dry
Then you use less thickener

>slimy
Not sure how that even happens, maybe with certain store bought apple pies I've noticed they have all this syrup but I don't even know how it gets there

>way too sweet
So you use less sugar

Pies are awesome, quick, easy. Fruit pies, swet potato/squash pies, meat pies. Nothing like a good pumpkin pie. Replace the usual evaporated/condensed milk with heavy cream and you get a wonderfully light texture.

Rock on user

Pecan is indeed awful. It's just brown sugar and molasses as far as I can see. I thought pumpkin was awful until I found a good recipe. Most of it is very sticky and overspiced.

Hm. I guess cheesecake is more like a pie than cake.

No. But it's good.

>Mrs Macs > all
>Four'n Twenty

honestly fellas you don't have to elevate trash just because it's not 'authentic' to like nice things

what the fuck dude. Pie is awesome. eat shit

You sound like such a nice person to be friends with.

pls be my friend ;~;