Mars bars aren't made in Mars

>Seizure Salad doesn't cause seizures

>chiken fingers, chickens don't have fingers

>ice-cold drinks aren't ice

>"""fairy"""" bread

Fucking fairies

>what is HFCS

but can you taste the corn?

>Tabasco sauce isn't made in Tabasco

turkeys are not from turkey

>forgot the meme arrow

damn

>Ramen isn't made from rams

>Spotted dick isn't related to STDs

>hash browns don't get you high

>cinnamon doesn't cinnamon you

>red bull aren't made from red bulls

>potatoes aren't pronounced as potatoes

>curry isn't made from currys

>Lemons aren't called yellows

>Chili isn't cold

>there is a football team in Germany called Hamburger SV
>there is not a single American on its roster

>fluffernutter
>no fluffy nuts inside

>Snickers aren't funny

that fucking head nodding like yea yea, this is some gourmet gastronomy

Underrated

>chocolate mousse
>did not come from a large forest-inhabiting ungulate

>Mars chocolate plant
>not located on Mars

>Mars bars aren't made in Mars
Of course not, they're made ON Mars you numbnut.

>They have no relation to Roman god of war, Mars either.

>strawberries aren't shaped like straws

>bratwurst, isn't actually the worst

>Warheads aren't the explosive head of a missile

>Catsup doesn't taste good with cat

>Milky Way bars are made in the Milky Way galaxy.

'go'za is not eaten while sitting on a goza

>hot dogs not actual dogs

Snickers are concentrated laughter