How do I make my steaks look like this, Veeky Forums?

How do I make my steaks look like this, Veeky Forums?

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like burnt dog shit? leave them on grill for a long time, proceed to drink bleach and then shoot yourself.

This is an old way of garnishing the foodmade by chef Ferran AdriĆ .

It's called foam.

Kays Good Cooking can help you

grill them till they curl
cum on them
enjoy

I second this

They never had a chance...
Garnish them with a single napkin over the corpses of what could have been steaks...

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Fuck off back to /b/ you cretin.

Hey Veeky Forums, /x/ here, Is it possible to retain my mana(sperm) by infusing my dishes with sperm?
That way I won't lose any QI when I fap and it won't be as icky as eating my own semen when I fap. So, is it possible to cooking something using semen without losing it's substance?

Don't

pls leave

I was just asking if it was possible to cook a dish using sperm for spiritual reasons(not gay), i'm sorry if I offended you or anything, i'm new to Veeky Forums

You forgot to blast them with piss.

kys

Dumb frogposter

Just follow this helpful video!

youtube.com/watch?v=1gnaIfIVxYA

>How do I make my steaks look like this, Veeky Forums?
Buy a really tough lean cut that wasn't meant for grilling, and slice it cheaply, too thinly. In that pic, the tough fascia kind of fat is tightening on the edges as it shrinks, curling that meat up. Giving it a quick tenderizing pound, would have at least broken that up a bit first.

Next time buy some NY strip, it's foolproof, maybe some nice porterhourse Tbones or something if you want to go thicker. I love a ribeye, but it does indeed curl up if not thick enough.

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Fuck off Podesta

John Podesta? You Americans got some fucked up people in your politics. Though I can't say much living in the Balkans. Hope Trump fixes that for you.

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that is a black sea hare sir

Oh come on! Leave poor Kay alone, at least she's cooking food!

so joocy

Thanks, following Kays advice really helped give it that nice foamy sperm look!

go back to fingering your infected wound, christine

i cant laugh at her like i can with jack because im pretty sure she's legit mentally retarded.