Is there any kind of soda/soft drink that's comparable to, say, a fine vintage, two hundred year old bottle of Don Periwinkle squashed fruit drink?
Does such a niche thing even exist? I know of microbreweries, but their main appeal is in the 'support your local producers' angle rather than tasting superior to any soft drink you can buy from a supermarket.
So Veeky Forums, what is the Shard of Nay of the soft drink world?
Zachary Taylor
>merry crispmas
We don't fucking call them crisps.
Fucking britbongs
Blake Howard
Mr. Pibb
Isaac Cooper
They are literally known for their crispiness, retard.
It wasn't a play on calling then crisps, it was the fact that they had multiple options then fucking retarded "merry pringles"
Jaxon Lopez
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Adrian Thomas
pringles are called potato crisps because they aren't actually chips
Oliver Brooks
Probably something fermented like ginger beer or some of those fancier colas.
Camden Howard
My immediate thought was some kind of ginger ale
Blake Wilson
There perhaps?
Isaac Sanchez
>grenade flavor Hardcore.
Dominic Nelson
>made in USA
RIP in pieces Pringles, they're now made with palm oil in Malaysia and those tiny midget tubes they come in can go and fuck theirselves
The new ones taste like arse too
Woolies home brand does some that are still the old large size, they're made in Malaysia but with corn oil like they use in the USA
They taste better than the Pringles brand now
Jacob Howard
Virgil's root beer, cream soda, and cola are the best I've ever had. It's microbrewed but I doubt it is locally produced since I'm in Florida and very few good things if any come from here. Give them a try OP, i've been ordering sodas online for years and haven't found anything better.
Luke Gomez
These are great but I prefer Jones soda company
Henry Edwards
Fentiman as well. Basically most old school sodas fit the bill if you sre willing to pay up to 4x for it
Ethan Morris
What if it's a typo and it should have been "Marry Pringles" ?
Julian Hill
Black cherry was terrible. The best one is the root beer.
Wyatt Cooper
Pampelmouse is p.good.
Tyler Edwards
Mtn Dew Supernova. Man, those were the days...
Logan Mitchell
Even if Pringles originally were from the US they're still called crisps because of how they're made they aren't allowed to be branded as potato chips since they're just potato and wheat starch mixed together and fried.
Blake Bailey
I prefer pampelrat tbqhwyfam.
Jose Watson
Probably Q drinks, they're meant to be mixers but they also taste good on their own
Ryan Torres
>not boycotting Kellogs
I bet you voted for Hillary Clinton
Parker Ramirez
Soft drinks are for preteens and degenerates. Fuck off and develop a drinking habit.
Justin Rogers
lots of people make craft sodas. you can find them at decent grocery stores.
Portland Soda Works (interestingly founded by Chris Onstad of Achewood fame) sells craft soda syrups.
Henry Morales
>voted for Shillary Fuck me, I wish I could've tossed a vote in for Trump, but I don't live in best hemisphere.
My drinking habit is mostly ciders, I'm too much of a beta degenerate to enjoy bear and whine. They just do not taste good to me. I want to know about some nice soft drinks for the occasions when I'm a designated safe driver, something you wouldn't know about, kid.
>sells craft soda syrups I've never been more justified in buying a sodastream machine, or whatever they're called.
Adam Green
It's pimplerat you degenerate Do you crack open your bears the right way?
Isaiah Barnes
its NOT FUCKING ROOTBEER REEEEEE
seriously though, there is no sassafras in the rootbeer. Sassafras is the root in question when we talk about rootbeer, its literally the only requirement
Nicholas James
>ctrl+f san pellegrino >0 results What the fuck is wrong with you people, everyone should know by now that San Pellegrino is the single best carbonated nonalcoholic beverage that has ever flowed through the oral cavity of human beings. They are not something you drink quickly, they are too rich and refined in flavor for that. The Limonata is most certainly not for people who don't enjoy strong lemon flavors. Pick a flavor that coincides with your preferred flavor in fruits or juices and you will fully realize the superiority of this carbonated Italian fruit beverage.
Logan Roberts
That shit tastes worse than satans semen
Isaac Robinson
t. college freshman trying to be classy
Asher Collins
not sweet enough for your yankie palette? fucking plebs
Parker Cox
Not that I know of. In regards to your picture I was upset that when Doritos had ads for the Thor movie all over it, I thought it was a missed opportunity to call them Thoritos.