Does anyone else have an instinctive desire to eat a bath bomb?

Does anyone else have an instinctive desire to eat a bath bomb?

No, I filled up on playdoh

No, but I do miss those fizzy beverage tablets you used to be able to get.

They do look weirdly delicious.

Yes, but I never actually would. Will you ever?

I have no idea why, but I would like to pee on that pile of soap.

those look like sherbet scoops

Nope, but bath salts on the other hand...

soap bars look irresistibly delicious to me

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I ate a urinal mint drunk one time.

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>Does anyone else have an instinctive desire punch pregnant women in the stomach
Yeah, me neither

No, but that reminds me.

I always wanted to eat powerbait as a kid. This shit just look delicious.

No you fucking didn't.

Dat smell though

looks like candy, smells like a hookers taint

Those look kinda like dyed vanilla ice cream

Those look just like these sweets.

Looks pretty good.

Lush products look stupidly delicious.
I want edible versions with the same texture and the taste you'd imagine they'd have.
mouth watering bath bombs, melt in the mouth massage bars, or bite into a firm creamy bar of Honey I Washed The Kids.

Yes. My gf had one recently and it just looks like a lump of sparkly sherbet. Couple that with the fact that when they dissolve they turn the water a lot of soda-like colors.

i do it all the time lick lick

Frequent bathing is unnecessary and self-necessitating.

I don't take bathing advice from stank-ass hobos.

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Who let the Mormon have internet?

Are mormons know to not bathe? I thought they showered constantly to distract themselves from sex and coffee.

Fizzies? They make those again.

I always wanted to drink fabric softener
It looks like a delicious smoothie

Why do people buy that instead of fruit?

Rock Star looks like fucking dank Turkish delight

Because they wanted to, you bitch.

Face it, this looks more delicious than hygienic.

no. do you have downs syndrome?

Lack of imagination is a key factor in determining whether or not someone is mentally handicapped.

Nigger every time I get some 'HIWTK' I always nibble a bit of the honeycomb bit lol