Me and my Girlfriend are having a debate. My Girlfriend wants turkey for Christmas, where as I think we should go for a nice ham. My Girlfriend argues that a turkey is traditional. I think she has a fair point, but a nice glazed ham is delicious. Do you guys think I should get the turkey like the Girlfriend wants or the ham?
Didn't you murkans have your traditional turkey for Thanksgiving not so long ago? A change would be nice Either way who cares about tradition, just have whatever you want to. I'll be having a nice BBQ
Camden Powell
ham on christmas eve, turkey on christmas day
Christopher Lee
Me and my Girlfriend aren't American.
Lucas Turner
Turkey on Christmas day, then Ham on boxing day, also leftover turkey and stuffing sandwhiches
Benjamin Wright
Ham is for faggots
Ryan Hughes
get a mcchicken sandwich u cuck
Adam Nguyen
>d-do i fit in yet guise
Connor Miller
goose
Brody Bell
Post her tits or GTFO
Austin Jenkins
Whose?
Nicholas Campbell
Your gf's, dipshit
Jason Brooks
Who says I have a gf?
Connor Martin
I can't, that would be very disrespectful to her.
Tyler Rogers
not me
Alexander Baker
Who gives a fuck what's traditional? And why are you letting your girlfriend make decisions for you? Eat what you want.
Chase Stewart
>My Girlfriend argues that a turkey is traditional Traditional for her family maybe, but not for any kind of national/cultural identity that I've ever heard of. Ham or even goose are more traditional.
Ian Williams
We do both a ham and a turkey on Thanksgiving day and Christmas. I love being American
Aaron Sanders
well, do i?
Caleb Butler
Well then, what'd you have on Thanksgiving?
Hudson Davis
eat duck or lamb you plebian faggot.
Tyler Lewis
Turkey. I always prefer turkey for special occasions, Ham feels like something you can have any time, but turkey dinner is a lot of work and feels more special.
Wyatt Lopez
This. When you smell a turkey come out of the oven you just know it's the holiday season
Levi Thomas
go for a tofurkey senpai
Sebastian Richardson
A turkey has so many more dimensions of complexity to it my man. A ham is just like how it's monosyllabic name sounds - pretty one note and plain
You might as well enjoy the ham before it gets banned in your country.
Owen Watson
Why not both, leftover Christmas ham is fucking amazing.
Brandon Rivera
Swan
Logan Bennett
kek
Liam Robinson
just compromise, get a breast and a small ham.
or do a goose or a duck
Brandon Diaz
>traditional Fuck her. Turkey, ham, prime rib, there's lots of "traditional" things depending on your family. All that matters is you have a big fat hunk of roasted meat on the table. Just get a turkey. She'll probably let you fuck her later if it's good enough. (Brine it for 24 hours then butterfly it and roast it over vegetables.) Then buy a ham on sale after Christmas is over.
Juan King
Where can you get decently priced goose? If I want a reasonable unfrozen duck I just go to Chinatown, but no clue where to get goose. Grocery store by me is selling them for like 10+ bucks a pound frozen so they end up being between 70-120 bucks
Leo Foster
Not eating god-tier norwegian ribbe (pork ribs) for christmas. Please, an hero for your own good.
Gavin Garcia
forgot pic
Noah Rodriguez
Turkey is for thanksgiving, who the fuck eats turkey at christmas?
Caleb Price
why would you choose ham over turkey you dipshit
Charles Martin
My family does both on Christmas. We do lobster and crab legs on Christmas Eve. We aren't poor.
Adrian Diaz
>not having turkey christmas day and ham boxing day >not having leftover turkey and ham sammiches for days after please.....all of you kys
Bentley Thomas
Does she do anal?
William Lewis
Why don't you have both.
Zachary Rivera
Both wrong. Ham for easter, turkey for thanksgiving, and rib roast for xmas. Do it big. Delicious.
Christian Carter
Since you don't live in the land of corporate freedom and consequently can buy a true cured ham instead of a hunk of chemically infused, assembly line pink muscle tissue, go with ham.
Joshua Long
Turkey is traditional for Americans on thanks giving, it's never been a part of Christmas.
Solution: Get a fucking goose, best tasting bird on the planet and the fat is amazing. You're girlfriend gets to eat a large bird but it will taste good and the skin will be orgasmic if you do it well.
Nathaniel Hall
Also cook potatoes in the rendered goose fat.
Michael Cooper
You should dump her user Women are horrible and you should mgtow your own way
Connor Martin
Men en saftig kalkun med waldorfsalat og rodvinssaus er jo på gude-nivå.
Joseph Hill
It's a lot of work, but this seems to be the ideal solution
Jayden Lee
Red Snapper
It's Jesus's day, the fish is his symbol, partake in his flesh.
Hunter Morgan
Nobody cares.
Juan Bennett
for me, the prime rib... the best Christmas roast.
Brody Davis
turkey is not traditional for christmas
you eat turkey on thanksgiving and ham on christmas
your gf is retarded
Levi Nelson
>not lamb for Christmas
wooooooooooooooooooow
Oliver Gray
Both are acceptable. Trade the giving in on turkey for something
Gabriel Jackson
stem her? i hardly know her
Hudson Cruz
Eat some turkey ham. Problem solved.
Adrian Price
You did subhuman
Jeremiah Fisher
ill drop some wisdom on you, for things that dont matter at all, let her have her will. Its the first rule for a happy relationship
Easton Ross
Cook both
Isaiah Cruz
It's always been ham for Christmas and turkey for Thanksgiving in my family
Noah Watson
>turkey get a goose
Hunter Cruz
Flytt tilbake til midtosten, Ahmed.
Robert Carter
>Look mom, I posted it again!
Robert Barnes
Lamb for Christmas, salmon for new years.
Luis Reed
Goose is pleb-tier and nasty af. Only poor people eat goose.
Leo Bennett
I wouldn't bother with turkey unless you have family coming round. When its just the two of us i make roast chicken with a bacon, sage, onion and lemon stuffing. Far more flavourful & juicy than turkey and means we aren't eating leftovers for days trying not to waste it.
Landon Flores
Tell her that you will be having ham for christmas and that her moves are fucking weak and if she wants to have turkey she can get the fuck out.
Brandon Martin
>female >traditionalist
Hmmm something's not adding up here.
Angel Howard
Why not both?
Samuel Reed
You are both wrong. The correct answer is beef wellington.
Levi Lee
turkey
Jace Thompson
Tradition is for people living in a dream world Slap her and make sure it's honey glazed
Adam Reyes
Bit expensive for one day but I've never had it, is it worth it?
Jeremiah Perry
Go back to /b/ you retard
Luke Richardson
Very. Look up Gordon ramsays version
Owen Ross
Fuck tradition. I'm having friends over on Christmas Eve and I'm cooking rabbits for everyone.
Juan Wilson
both.
Connor Barnes
Top puf
Logan Mitchell
Get off this website.
Dylan Reed
kek
Julian Russell
I always roast a duck to bring to my family's Thanksgiving. Nice addition to the usual stuff
Jaxson Barnes
Just do both man. Break open that lil piggy bank.
Isaac Rogers
Easy. Turkey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ham
Caleb Barnes
Prime rib master race
Lucas Ward
They're both pretty boring. I'll be making this Lobster Fra Diavolo.
Lincoln Williams
>Ikkje pinnekjott lol
Matthew Harris
traditional as in traditional where you live in. in europe, or at least finland&sweden, ham is the way to go, not even sure where to get a turkey. so, without any real experience with turkey, HAM all the way baby
Lucas Evans
and good luck cooking it without drying it out. maybe in a soup or stew
Michael Cooper
how the fuck does anyone think turkey isn't THE christmas meal? probably all fucking burgertown wanksgiving cucks. it's christmas. you get turkey. not a difficult concept.
have ham a couple days later when turkey reserves run low.