Welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?

2 double cheeseburgers
2 chicken sandwiches
2 large fries
11 dollars
dinner and breakfast

Never had that happen

For me it is Two Double Cheeseburgers, a McChicken, and a large fry.

>what is mustard
>what are pickles
are you retarded?

Holy shit burgers are cheap in burger land. That'd be $10+ in straya.

>2 double cheeseburgers
>not 2 mcdoubles
>paying $1.38 more for two slices of cheese

Why would you ever not get McDoubles?

>what can I get for you?

>2 michikens 2 double chesbirger smul fry and uhhhhh thas it *hic*
then I drukenly combine 4 sandwiches into 2 as i drive and eat them on the home, ending by stuffing the entire fry packet in my mouth and chewing them out of the paper as I park. I spit the chewed up wrapper in my neighbor's bushes and go inside to make another vodka tonic.

which is actually $7.30 USD so exactly double the price.

fix your shit, Ausfailia

>Grandma dies
>Go out drinking that night with buddy
>Bar closes
>Drunk drive to McDonald's
>Get the bright idea to order a "McSandwich"
>Refuse to clarify
>Just a regular McSandwich
>Actually manage a good laugh before she's even in the ground

Let me get 2 McDoubles and a McChicken with no McChicken sauce. Also let me get a thing of barbecue and ranch.

Give me a Double Quarter Pounder, no mustard, no ketchup, diced onion instead of chopped, add lettuce and add big mac sauce. One large order of french fries with no salt. A McFlurry with only oreo bottom cookie crumbles, also please serve that in a salad bowl. 1 bottle of water with the label removed. 2 sliced tomatoes on the side. one uncooked plain mcmuffin with nothing on it. and finally a large orange juice but only fill it halfway and make the other half sprite. please also package each item in it's own bag.

>>Welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?

No thank you, I only eat food.

She died for your McChickens

>$3.16
are we roll playing pre 911 mcdonald's?

>BK introduces the chicken whopper
>order one at the drive-thru
>realize I just got caught up in the hype and I would actually prefer a beef whopper
>"wait, nevermind, I want a plain whopper"
>they give me just a bun and a beef patty

>McChicken sauce
what the hell is this? I thought it was just mayo

>roll playing
>a thing

Any drink size is $1
(Single) Cheeseburgers are still just $1
So it's possible

i don't know how it is where you're from, but in my country the sauce McD uses for the McChicken and the RoyalTS are so low in fat that it isn't legally allowed to call it mayonnaise

>5⅓% tax

I don't think drinks are all $1 where I live and double cheeseburgers haven't been $1 since pre mcdouble days

>coming out as a mcdolans employee on Veeky Forums

...

im actually thinkin of gettin this

>Welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?
mcchicken meal plus sized, strawberry milkshake and fudge sundae
>Will that be all for you today?
Yes
>12€ at your first window. Thank you.
y-you too

what you never got athinga somthin before?

>(Single) Cheeseburgers are $1
>(Single)
>S I N G L E
>I
>N
>G
>L
>E

>€
What the fuck is that? You mean $?
Fucken retard

Burger King Double Cheeseburger is a) far, far superior as a sandwich, and b) $1.49.

don't believe me? believe INDIANA JOE

youtu.be/-pLC24pTAt4?t=70

op said double, saying it's possible because singles are still a $1 is fucking retarded.

>first window

What hell hole do you live in that still has a seperate cashier's box at the drive-thru?

What hell hole do you live in that you do not?

fite me feg

Lol you literally live in hell if you don't have separate cash and food windows. I bet you only have one drive thru line too...

what the fuck this is exactly what i get at McDonalds

i also get some cookies if i see they're fresh

>two burgers are a coke
semantics

>tfw can still remember when hometown was small enough that the separate windows existed, but they always told you to pull up to window 2
Now it's getting overrun with fucking cuckafornians and dipshit east coasters who want "DAT DERE COUNTRY LIFE"

>when a nigger hands you your food
I usually pull up to the trash can and throw the food in it

If they're really niggy I'll just drive off without taking the food

really makes you double cheeseburger

Bump

Sage

Bump

sage

Recently 2 mac Jr's and a 10 piece w/ bbq

I'll have some nuggets medium rare

I'll have FRESH chicken mcniggets

Bimini

...

>cheeseburger - $1.29
>double cheeseburger - $1.00

What did they mean by this?

Hamburger $0.90
Cheeseburger $1.00
McDouble $1.29 (or 2/$2)
Double Cheeseburger $1.59

Get educated, Pleb.

I caught that butthurt just randomly flipping channels.

Made me laugh.

Has anyone here had the balls (aka idiocy) to try undercooked chicken? I have, and it's fucking disgusting. Nothing like a medium-rare steak.

2 drive thru lines is the greatest thing mcdonald's ever came up with

Specially at breakfast time when you're late for work

You really fucked up btw. Chicken whop is damn good.

today is the day. im gonna post sexy pics of my mc

This is the most autistic thread I've ever seen on Veeky Forums

If you think this thread is filled with asparagus then you're in for a wild ride my friend

>be in Canada
>Quarter Pounder with Cheese
>2 large fries
>Large RB
>12.37

You actually think conpanies raise prices because "hurr why not"? You are actually retarded

>being a mcshill

Oergona?

Bump

From experience, you are the WORST kind of customer. Go fuck yourself with a rusty mcflurry spoon.

This is not a thing in my store. It is in fact just mayonnaise