Veeky Forums meetup

TreeEater
TreeEater

If there was a Veeky Forums meetup where we all cooked a lot of dishes for each other, what would you cook? Also, would you trust other anons from this board to cook for you?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
I would end up bringing bacon sandwiches

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TreeEater
would you trust other anons from this board to cook for you
No

Evilember
Evilember

@TreeEater
so basically Veeky Forums potluck?

also hell no people would shit and spit in the food. no chance

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberburn
with semen mayo or clean?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TreeEater
I'd bring a huge bag of for me's and another bag of McFishes.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberburn
That would let a lot of people down who put in a lot of effort to their meetup dish

@Emberfire
Why not?

@Evilember
I think people on this board are trustworthy

eGremlin
eGremlin

For me, it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TreeEater
after the weapons board meetup i doubt anyone wants to eat food made by anyone from Veeky Forums.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
You know that was fake and gay, r..right?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I could just imagine a bunch of weirdo's with their neet bux bringing a bunch of mcchickens and giggling like fag lords thinking their memes in real life are funny.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Dreamworx
If you ate those cum brownies I don't think you'd be saying it was fake

@Lord_Tryzalot
It would be pretty comfy

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I know there are some coo/ck/s who live in my neighborhood. I'd probably bring a gratin of some sort.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TreeEater
I would make you all a bunch of kimchi fried rice.

but if we were hanging out I would just smoke and drink diet coke.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TreeEater
i would bring water bottles filled with vinegar , donut boxes with scorpions inside , cum brownies etc

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
thank you

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@haveahappyday
Kimchi fried rice sounds good user! Do you cook it often?

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'd bring a tomato, sausage, peppers and cheese casserole.
As a nod to meat pies I line the bottom of the casserole dish with dough and blind bake it then cook the casserole inside the crust.
I think everyone here would enjoy it

SniperGod
SniperGod

@PackManBrainlure
Fuck off, cunt. Your kind aren't welcome here.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I would bring tacos.
Just tacos.

And maybe a 2 liter of Mexican soda.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperGod
don't be a meanie

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SniperGod
Rude.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PackManBrainlure
Almost every other day. It is one of my favorite things to make.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fuzzy_Logic
I'd like to try it sometime user if this fantasy meetup ever happened

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@GoogleCat
@PurpleCharger
Sluts like you make me sick

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
So talking about food makes you a slut? Never knew sex was linked with food/cooking

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Every time you go to McDonald's or Taco Bell and sit in the dining area its *is* a Veeky Forums meetup.

Literally. Just stand up and say something gay, and you'll get the nod of approval from all the other Veeky Forums tards in the room.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked
Look honey, we both know you're a slut. Just accept that you're worthless trash.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
I'm male though..?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@eGremlin
You aren't invited anymore

hairygrape
hairygrape

Honestly I think the people that would bother going to a meet up wouldn't poison the food
But I still wouldn't trust shit
Maybe we could all go to restaurants
Or if someone had a big kitchen we could all go shopping and make the food together

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I'd be down.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Somebody post the /k/umbrownie.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TreeEater
I'd make a chicken pot pie. I've made six in the last two months, and I think I have it completely down.

I'd trust them if I could meet them before eating their food. If they are proud, the food isn't shitty, and they're not incredibly autistic, then I don't think they'd intentionally for up their food.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TreeEater
I would make beef bourguignon (looks fancy, is cheap to make in large portions)
Tres leches cake
And like 4 2 liters of vernors
And some bacardi limon

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Soft_member
I would do something similar.
Banquet beef pot pies
Little Debbie snack cakes
And like four 2 liters of store brand cherry soda
And some bacardi limon.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I'd make my signature, pancakes in pieces sitting in syrup

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nude_Bikergirl
user has a good point.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I think the easiest place to meet up would be in the tristate. NJ/PA/NYC.

It has a high concentration of good places to eat and easy places to meet up.

If it was a potluck, I doubt Id go. Someone would inevitably bring literal shit in a slowcooker or would dress some boiled toothpaste hotdogs in their jizz.

If there was a place we could all agree on going to for lunch or something, Id go to hang out for a bit. Have some brews and a food.

askme
askme

@TreeEater
what would you cook
Wings
would you trust other anons from this board to cook for you
Maybe.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@askme
Chicken breaded with mashed potatoes?

WebTool
WebTool

@MPmaster
Lives in WA

Fuck you.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

HOUSTON
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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Did a drunken /b/ meet up like 9 years ago in a graveyard and it went just as expected. Horseshit, memes and mud kipper. Did one with /k/ which was actually a lot of fun. A Veeky Forums meet up would probably only be bearable drunk, in an industrial kitchen that was fully stocked.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Dreamworx
did one with /k/
did you get to eat those brownies that someone added their jizz to?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@TreeEater
Anyone in for a Laval/Montréal/Longueuil one?

I'd bring tendies poutine.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TreeEater
Also, would you trust other anons from this board to cook for you?- 45 posts and 5 image replies shown.

Only if I could look them in the eye before tasting their food. There is bound to be at least one psychopath at a Veeky Forums meet.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@iluvmen
There is bound to be at least one psychopath at a Veeky Forums meet.

I don't know men, Veeky Forums is a pretty comfy board.

I'd expect 25-35 years old people showing up with genuinely well prepared meals.

@TreeEater
Also, no alcohol allowed. This would trim out IPA fedoras and would prevent an al/ck/ relapsing and rampaging out.

I'd honestly host a Veeky Forums meetup in my area and prepare pho soup.

idontknow
idontknow

Would anyone actually want to meet up in NYC and grab a bite somewhere? Im not talking right now, just some time.

Are there enough co/ck/s nearby to have a gathering? I actually sorta hate NYC myself, but it has some good restaurants and would be an easy place to meet.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@LuckyDusty
There's a significant /mlp/ presence on this board, enjoy your horse cum brownies.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Bidwell
I'd be more afraid of some fuck making a Ja/ck/ recipe for fun and making us all sick.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@idontknow

I live in NYC. We'd have to figure out if it'd be a cooking-focused or eating-focused trip. Cooking I figure maybe do flatiron and hit up Eataly and Kalustyan's? Winter kind of sucks if we wanted to do a picnic or farmer's market.

If we wanted to eat, I'd say we should do KBBQ.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Need_TLC
that's a pretty a e s t h e t i c stove you've got there

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@AwesomeTucker
ty bud, I like it too.

I'm a full neetard, and I bought it 6 years ago when I was a YUP. I invited my sister to eat this week end and once again she was shamed by my simple and modest appartment. But everything is clean and well kept.

About my oven, she said "What a piece of shit anon-bro, I can lend you money to get a better looking one."

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Need_TLC
that is a really cool stove, don't let anyone tell you differently

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
I don't see what the poblem is. Horse cum is nutritious and once cooked it's not like you can taste it or will get any zoonotic dieases from it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Are there any female Veeky Forums that would attend?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@PurpleCharger
London? Please respond?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Are there any of you cu/ck/s in Cali? I'm down for making a meetup happen

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PurpleCharger
People say I'm reallly feminine. I'll bake cupcakes.

massdebater
massdebater

i would bring scotch eggs, a quiche and some stuffed squid.

i'd also volunteer to cook a big roast at home

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TreeEater
/ck/ meetup
next day
10+ verticals of Veeky Forums putting semen in every dish

DeathDog
DeathDog

Fuck no

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TreeEater
Sushi, braised tofu, vegan wontons and drunken noodles

L I T E R A L L Y all I know how to make, so if that bothers you you're fucked, asshole.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
No. As much as I like Veeky Forums in general, I would be certainly weary since it's such a public thing.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I'd cook something really good but desu I'd probably cum in it. Nothing personal, I always cum in stuff I make for gatherings. It's probably more common than you'd think.

Illusionz
Illusionz

florida anons let's gangbang in the center of the state, orlando. I heard guy fieri is doing the menu at the new planet hollywood.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@PurpleCharger
Willing lady in WA reporting in!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@iluvmen
Would you like some [spoiler]fresh marinaded pussy[/spoiler] as a main dish?

Playboyize
Playboyize

who /dc/ here?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Playboyize
Moi
What kind of table do you prefer, user?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TurtleCat
Austin

I'll be bringing brisket.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

At least one fag will imitate the legendary /k/ommando so this will not be possible.

Plus you normie faggots would make fun of me.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TreeEater
What kind of table do you prefer, user?

dunno what that means.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Any 514-450 up for a Veeky Forums lunch?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@DeathDog
2014 was a good year for Veeky Forums

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TreeEater

Vancouver, BC here. I would not feel comfortable eating something another user cooked, at least before I got to them well enough but I am open to trying out new restaurants around the city. I'm in downtown.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TurtleCat
Man I'd make something pote

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop

Like what?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BunnyJinx
Fried chicken and cornbread with some kind of gravy

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Garbage Can Lid

Sounds tasty but user we're strangers.

Where abouts are you anyway?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Playboyize
me, you gonna watch the god emporer's inauguration? The mall is walking distance for me

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Sir_Gallonhead
Langley

Techpill
Techpill

@iluvmen

Do you come to Vancouver much? There is this German place in gas town I really want to try although it is fairly expensive but it's been a while since I've had good German food.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Techpill
Every now and then but not to often

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker

Do you have a throwaway email or kik?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@AwesomeTucker
@JunkTop
fucking leafs
literally

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stupidasole

Go worship your stupid president who likes to get pissed on, degenerate fucking lardass.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@MPmaster

nah not gonna watch lol. I'm on Rhode Island Ave. prolly like 3 miles from mall.

what are best takeout places other than KoChix?

also are you grill

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Need_TLC
not a grill sorry
I used to eat at Howard China all the time, it's no different from any other greasy chinese place but I do love getting mumbo sauce on my footlong cheeseburgers

farquit
farquit

@Need_TLC
also never eaten at kochix before, but i see it on the map and i live two blocks away

you live scary close user

Bidwell
Bidwell

@JunkTop
[email protected]

takes me a while to get down there
I usually don't go into Vancouver by myself usually with some friends so idk maybe wouldn't go down.

Need a bunch of CK anons not just two people Incase it's full autism could be awkward as fuck and end with a drunken scene

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I would cook boeuf en crout. Beef tenderloin rubbed with mustard, mushrooms sauteed in butter, with rosemary and thyme, deglazed with white wine and arsenic, and wrapped in home made puff pastry.

No, I would not trust any of your food.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TurtleCat
Houston
Would make either gumbo or maybe some crawfish etouffee if I can get my hands on some crawfish (the season is starting soon, I'm drooling)

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Bidwell

emailed you. I promise I don't wear a fedora

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TreeEater
The obviously better idea would be for everyone to bring something special that is unopened (eg, a sauce or ingredient) for people to try.
Then everyone would make a dish together, some of those sauces could be used as dipping sauces since tendies (vegan and regular) would be the dish made most likely.
Everyone could break into groups and make their own and there could even be a contest for best texture etc with the same ingredients.

There would be stations

chicken station

cutting station

dry stuff station

egg station

another dry station

fry station

and then plates (paper so no one has to clean a lot)

Everyone would agree upon a basic recipie and you can add stuff if you want but you can't add it to the ingredients at the station.

The ingredients would be sealed from the store and opened in front of everyone with a pot of cash that everyone chips in a little for

When everyone's done they all eat together and enjoy tendies just the way mama and good boy used to

King_Martha
King_Martha

I would poison you all

girlDog
girlDog

@Garbage Can Lid
recipies could be exchanged but no other food allowed. If you want to go to someone's house or meet seperately to try someone's food etc that's your problem but not at the meet

farquit
farquit

@Garbage Can Lid

It's a little bit autistic and I mean that in the least offensive way I'm sorry

5mileys
5mileys

@farquit
It's a little bit safe and I mean that in the least offensive way I'm sorry

FTFY

Inmate
Inmate

@PurpleCharger
@ZeroReborn
Again, Houston. Or East Tex. I'm based out in the Oldest Town in Tx

idontknow
idontknow

@iluvmen
@iluvmen

Seattle?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@LuckyDusty
Why not?
This is why.

Techpill
Techpill

@idontknow
No. But go Cougs.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Playboyize

Not only is this incredibly stupid but the legal and criminal consequences of doing this can actually be severe. What a fucking moron but I mean seriously why would you eat home made brownies someone off the internet made for you?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Techpill

Cool. I mean I don't mind driving somewhere else but it'd have to be on a weekend when I'm not in school. Have you ever met anyone off Veeky Forums or other boards before? How was it?

Evilember
Evilember

Id bring a big batch of my signature wolf chili. no beans cause I'm from Texas.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Snarelure
Is an obligatory 'fuck the Huskies' in order on my part?

I haven't - have you?

Know what the middle of the state has? Fruit packing and great Mexican food.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TreeEater
Cause I'm not a pussy if it looks good I'd eat it

FastChef
FastChef

@BlogWobbles

Haha fucking yes. And yes I have actually. Not from Veeky Forums though but it was fun none the less.

Do you have a throwaway email?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BlogWobbles
Different person here. I live right in Seattle. In the Summer, my friends and I will drive out for hiking and to buy delicious Rainier cherries.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@FastChef
I don't. What do?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stupidasole
I'll be gone by the summer! I graduate in May.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Supergrass

Hmm. Make one? Takes a minute.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stark_Naked
Congrats! Still Seattlecherryanon.

I only stick around Seattle, if you guys wanna try to do something, email me at [email protected]

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Lunatick
[email protected]

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Illusionz

I'm down. I work at Disney, so when Guy Spaghetti blows, we'll all go ride rides.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Any of you from Melbourne Australia?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
Nah but a friend of mine is moving there in about a month.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BinaryMan
Me but I'm just a beginner cook

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BinaryMan
what suburb are you?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Soft_member

Vernors
Confirmed for michigan

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Anyone from around Auckland, NZ?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

post the picture of the last meetup

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BinaryMan
not the other user but i'm also melb, 3931

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

any brisbane australian cucks here

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Garbage Can Lid
I'm not too far from you, 3196

Evilember
Evilember

@Spamalot
will you be my gf

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
I'm a dude sorry m8, I'd have a beer with you though

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