I'm planning a spaghettata (pasta party basically)

i'm planning a spaghettata (pasta party basically)

anyone have any suggestions on what kind of pasta i should make? marinara sauce is a must, but i'm wanting to make something more exciting for the other few

spaghetti with marinara sauce

or

Egg noodles with ketchup

Dude, how about some marijuanara sauce?

i like how you think buddy

Also, try those zoodles. Those zuccini noodles. Zuccini and marinara are the top tits.

Linguine with clam sauce, you punk bitch.

thanks ya sweet cunt

beef stroganoff over pappardelle
fettucine carbonara

>spaghettata
Are you 12 fucking years old, or autistic.

Both.

Spaghetata..friendo.

fettuccine alfredo

pasta bake with motzorel

i mean you're right i'm dumb as fuck but it's just a stupid fuckin word me and my buddies use for "pasta party" chill

No worries, boyo, I've been throwing spagheroonis for my mates for years and they always leave happy, actually met my wife during one. I think you should make a proper carbonara, I've been trained by a professional Italian from New Jersey, USA when I worked at the chip shop in Swansea city and know all the tricks.

>get spaghetti pasta noodles
>get a pot
>break noodle spaghetti pasta in half for even cooking
>cover with cold water and put on high heat
>boil 3-5 minutes longer than package directions because Americans don't use metric system
>add proper expensive virgin oil to water so spageti noodles don't stick
>don't add salt because that damages the pot
>when pasta is done and sticks to cupboard when tossed then drain and rinse off with cold water
>now start the sauce
>get some ham and margarine and cook on high heat
>add peas, garlic, dried Italian seasoning
>now get two cold whole eggs and toss into pan
>add philadelphia cheese cream
>toss in pasta spageti noodles
>salt and pepper
>shake over some grated parmesan

Have fun, mate. Guaranteed to make your mates proud of you.

mcchicken carbonara

even though this is a troll post, I would still eat it

Troll? I'm not some Norwegian cunt. Glad you like the recipe though, might make a cook along thread soon enough.

spaghetti casserole! its actually a think i swear!

handy cause its an oven dish so you can tend to your guest while monitoring the progress and its hard to cook for a lot of people on my dinky ass stove.

oddly enough my boyfriend regularly made something very very similar to this when we were students
it was actually pretty fuckin good

Whole eggs as in hardboiled or just raw and toss in to cook in with everything?

Your bait is so 2015

Pesto my man

you mean....lasagna?

Make suee to have enough sauce to cover the noodles. Nobody wants dry noodles with no taste.

cant go wrong there

If you really want to impress people....

I used to eat lunch occasionally with one old time Italian family who always (at least every time I was there) served hard boiled eggs with the pasta.

He actually did it, the absolute mad man!
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