When's the last time you had a big messy plate of cheese fries?

That looks like obesity - the food.

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I had a Kapsalon last thursday

I dont have a deep fryer and oven chips suck

get a deep fryer

they're cheap af

This. Or deep fry them in a pot.

Or buy an order of fries from a restaurant and then add the toppings yourself.

I had one but they make a mess and a pain in the cunt to clean so I threw it out, full of oil

you sound a bit retarded

I whipped some up as a psuedopoutine a few nights ago. Was hot diggity damn rad and good.

Let me know if you'd like that recipe player

-Chef Lightning

No I'm not

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then how'd you make a mess or find it difficult to clean?

Plant fat (potato, starch) and animal fat (cow excretion called milk, compacted into cheese fat with bacteria). Though our bodies will work with this crap, they're not designed for it.

And it isn't food. That's death. Toxic stomach filler. It's addiction to what you've been taught you ought to eat and enjoy.

Veeky Forums is that way ->

there is no board for this amount of retard. Veeky Forums would disagree and say potatoes are carbs and cheese is fat and protein, hit them macros but watch them calories

And that's exactly what you should be doing. Take a multivitamin if you wanna bitch about micros

>Plant fat (potato, starch)

This has to be the most incredible bait I've seen

Potatoes aren't fat, starch isn't fat
Fries are fat because you fucking bathe them in oil which is literally 100% fat

But of course a retarded keto paleolithic vegan that thinks he knows anything about nutrition never cooked anything in his entire fucking life so I'm not surprised

It's meant to be shared among a group.

When was the last time you ate with a group that wasn't your family?

>replying to namefags

Whenever I see threads making fun of vegans on Veeky Forums and I tell myself that a thread like yours OP will soon follow which then helps me reaffirm my lifestyle decision, so thanks OP.

cheese on fries is disgusting

I'm glad you told us you were vegan you massive cocksleeve, that really added a lot to the thread. Vegans truly are the Atheists of food.

Been too long. The movie theater I love to frequent has great cheese fries. No crab legs though, I may have to write a letter to the owners.

Whatever this is I want to shovel it into my mouth with an ice cold drink

There's a bar in Austin that sells a double cheese burger on Texas toast packed with cheese drenched fries. I felt my heart slow after eating it but it was worth it

but there's meat on that plate

what a cool post
come to my house and sex me

Carne asada fries. They're mostly found around the San Diego/ SoCal area so if you live/ ever visit there, give them a try.

>keto
>touchy starch
>ever

I'm in Connecticut. Mexican food isn't something that we do well, unfortunately.

Now, Italian food, on the other hand...

CT pizza is fucking awful.

How so?

Last night bitche

Cajun fries are the tits

That sounds lit AF

never

Flyover American food.
Nothing like real Italian.

Probably high school.

1. Connecticut, which is smack in the middle of the East Coast megalopolis, is now considered "flyover"?

2. "Real Italian" is only available in Italy itself, by definition. Are you dismissing all Italian-American cuisine?

Probably 5+ years ago when I was still in college

1. Yes
2. Yes

I really hate hate cheese fries, the cheese sucks all the crispiness out of the fries so they taste like limp boiled potatoes. I especially hate chili cheese fries. I like cheese tots though

1. Why?
2. Why?

Last time I went to Canada

Hell yeah eating soggy potatoes with greasy cheese masking their taste sure is the way to go

I vomited a little. Thanks OP

>try to make a big messy plate of cheese fries
>the lid falls off

You are demonstrably an idiot.

been too long! I love a good plate of crispy fries smothered in cheese and covered with caramelized onions

For me, it's fries well done, animal style.

fuck off