Can you cut this pizza into 9 slices Veeky Forums?

Can you cut this pizza into 9 slices Veeky Forums?

156 IQ reporting in.

Get MENSA on the line.

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I'd just order 8 more.

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Meh.

Somebody call Domino's and tell them to send all the doctors home, I'll be doing the operating today.

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Sony makes really nice mobiles right?

>turning 5KB into 200+ with a few lines

Windmill of Peaczza!

slices

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That pepperoni distribution makes me want to kill myself

On a Samshit work phone, just downloaded the Sony app. It isn't as intuitive as I would have liked, desu.

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one for everyone!

>tfw to intelligent for slicing

I don't know what the fuck this is meant to be, but this picture accurately represents how I feel now I can't enjoy sex the same way since I got derealisation..

this has been interesting thread for /ck
good show OP

this is how to actually do it

9 slices is too many. 6 is max but only if the pizza is big

Im sort of lost on this one.

bauhaus pizza

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Omg are you the hacker known as anonymous?

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>derealisation

stop smoking weed for a while. Go for a run.

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then it cuts the polony slice in to pieces

10?

10 peices

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29 pieces

Wouldn't it just be easiest to do 9 slices of each being "40 degrees" wide.....9x40 = 360 degrees

fuck off faggot

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What the fuck is this garbage?

Kill you're self

At least we know you weren't educated in 'murrican public schools.

Can you help cut my wrist?

I just bring a protractor into work and cut equal 40 degree slices

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underrated

x always go first you retard.
KYS right.

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benis

very complex funny i like it

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Quite the puzzler!

Kek

Bland memes

This is a proper meme. Take notes, everyone.

>cut 4 times across to get 8 slices
>cut one of the slices once
>9 slices

???

kill yourself

Simply epic

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>kill yourself
Is it summer already?

Don't be angry just because you can't find the true meaning in memes.

Post more complex, on the spectrum memes, please.

I second this. That was a really good meme.

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That za has pimples

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it's the mcchicken

You can't win from there retard. Waste of a move.

This was fucking pointless.

Hey Jordan, It's your mum. You are supposed to be finding a job, not posting about hard-boiled "tendies", and Jig-Saw puzzle pizzas. Please Jordan, your father and I are worried.

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That's only eight slices, you idiot.

No, dumbass, it's four Nine Slices

if you don't immediately recognize it, leave.

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if I'm not wrong, wojak is literally fucking his brain which is so large(777 IQ) that it can be formed into a couch and a girl

Kek

noooice

Kek'd and check'd

don't worry I'm sure plenty are at a loss

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

is this the new slipknot logo?

Why do you ask?

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>order stuffed crust
>take crust part

these fuckers eat the taint

That's only eight, breh.

I got you're back OP

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Time to fuck off back to where you came from

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I call it "bold and brash"

I checked and there are 9 slices here, as requested by the OP. Good work.