Noko

Honestly, good sir, I promise you I am not an NSA agent.

Would you like to purchase some sort of weaponized killing device, perhaps a firearm?

do u sell chocolate bars

Of course, we sell the darkest, strongest and most pure Columbian 'chocolate' you could ever want.

Just, remember, phone on: 2025550139

Don't worry, your custom is totally private, trust me, I'm not an NSA agent.

nono Hershey chocolate bars, with almonds would be best

So I hear it's easy to construct it, the hard part is getting hold of nuclear material. There's supposed to be a covert international police that monitors and controls nuclear material.

Guintonomo bay dentition center

Detailed instructions here: cgl.uwaterloo.ca/smann/Humor/abomb.txt
a copy of this was actually found in an Al Qaeda safehouse in Kabul, I shit you not.

I also want a Hershey bar with almonds.

Can the thread be about how to make a homemade Hershey bar with almonds? (pls no ingredients ppl don't always have)

fissile uranium is really hard to get, other than that the bomb building process is apparently pretty easy

(don't put me on the watch list I'm a good goy)

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/002016939303671V
synthesis of uranium hexaflouride

pic related is a gas centrifuge

Dear user,

My name is John Smith, I am a simple online 'hardcore l33t hackivist' and NOT, I repeat NOT an NSA agent.

Since you seem like a really 'innocent' and totally not up to no good, if you wish to purchase a nuclear warhead blueprint, simply call me: 2025550139

Yours sincerely,
John Smith
(Trustworthy, humble and NOT NSA.)

We are all now going to an NSA or CIA black site, you fool!

It's all good mate; just tell the FBI Russia hacked your computer when they come to inquire about it.

do u take farmville cash

Apply heat to hydrogen until temp reaches ~15 million kelvin

>weaponized killing device

Word salads do not make you look smart

>What is a joke?

>i was pretending to be retarded