Why do women seem to like chocolate so much more than men?

I like chocolate, so do most of my friends
(beides pleb-tier white chocolate)
but i seriously can't imagine any of them prefering chocolate over dick

This. Dick is best.

>men pretend to not like chocolate thinking this makes them more masculine when it actually makes them look like tryhard faggots who take it in the pooper

>television tells them
This.

I dunno, OP, I'm a guy and I loooooooooooooove chocolate.

Then again I have huge moobs so maybe I'm a transchocochick.

The men I know generally love chocolate too, myself included, but with so many high quality local chocolate shops and factories, we're kind of spoiled on the expensive stuff and could never go back to cheap shit Milk Dud tier chocolate. Therefore we don't get it that often.

women have child-like qualities, because being childish = youthfulness = fertility = desirability.

It's television/advertising telling you that women like chocolate and women, in turn, consume more chocolate.

People like conforming to expectations (e.g. boys like trucks because kids shows feature boys playing with trucks)

Sweet foods in general are for women and homosexuals

your estrogen levels are high. you should go to a doctor and get hormonal therapy

You're genetically predisposed to liking things with salt, fat, and sugar in them, because those are high in calories and difficult to find in nature.

Now you can get them all in the same bite, so you want to pig out.
Women are socially encouraged to do this because "oh it's just comfort food, i need muh comfort food".

It makes them feel better on their periods

correction, most women tend to favor MILK chocolate over dark chocolate.
They crave the fats portion of it subconsciously.
Its the same crowd who go to starbucks and get a 10 dollar foam belching milk drink with a tiny bit of coffee for flavor

Faggot

I'm a man and have no problems downing a fat chunk of chocolate cake and wash it down with girly cocktails after having my steak and beer. Anyone who does or doesn't do something because society tells them to is a turbofaggot/woman.

I also shamelessly post smug anime girls.

nobody likes you and you care so hard about what people think of you but you try to hide it behind gay bullshit and false words
go ahead, prove how much you don't care and how cool you are by replying

The only people I know who don't like chocolate are women.

This all over.

See

not that guy, but anime guy is cool, you're a tool. enjoy hating fun while others enjoy life.

Who says I don't like chocolate? But having chocolate cravings is a sign of high estrogen.

Keep crying while I keep enjoying my food.

Chocolate has iron in it. Women tend to lose more iron during their periods.
>Sounds right, might be right.

>What is interesting is that women feel the strongest desire to eat chocolate prior to and during their menstrual cycle. Chocolate seems to have an antidepressant effect on women just before their monthly period. Chocolate contains substances that are similar to estrogen. This suggests that consuming chocolate helps boost your estrogen levels.

livestrong.com/article/505481-chocolate-and-estrogen-levels/

>Common symptoms of Estrogen Dominance : Anxiety, irritability, anger, agitation, Cramps, heavy bleeding, prolonged bleeding, clots, Water retention/weight gain, bloating, breast tenderness, lumpiness, enlargement, fibrocystic breasts, mood swings, depression, weepiness, headaches/migraines, food cravings, sweet cravings, chocolate cravings,
info.nihadc.com/integrative-health-blog/bid/53256/estrogen-dominance-doesn-t-mean-what-you-think

Chocolate cravings is scientifically linked to higher estrogen levels, it is not a joke when I said you should go see a doctor.

Because the patriarchy doesn't judge them for it.

Last I checked, liver doesn't carry the same stigma that it's only eaten by the effeminate, and it's probably the most heme iron-rich source.

I used to be utterly chocolate mad as a kid, but gradually I liked it less as I got older. I am now 27 and I don't dislike chocolate but I never get an urge to eat it.
I guess at this rate when I'm an old hag I will hate the stuff

Fucking Christ, man, I'm eating!

Because women are metally children

>metally

You're right to be embarrassed. Eat food like a real man

Mentally

you need to BEAT THEM inshhallah you pussy infidel your women control you and your choclate.

im glad im muslim, i beat my women if she trys to eat without my say so.

Why don't men like chocolate as much? is it just the men I know or are all men basically wrong?

This thread

women like fats, chocolate is a tasty and readily available source of it

I'd be happy if everything below 90% cocoa chocolate disappeared tomorrow.

>>/pol/

It's a social meme.

Men don't like sweet things, women do. Men like bitter black coffee, scotch, and cigars. Women like flowers, wine, and chocolate. This isn't even some SJW shit. Just observe the archetypical advertising that was done until neo-feminism forced everyone to be women friendly all the time around 2010.

That's it. That's literally it. You're welcome.

>mildly enjoy chocolate
>get on hrt
>love chocolate more than anything in the world
how do you explain this?

Don't worry, I'm pretty sure you're not homosexual. Do you ever wear lingerie and masturbate to body building magazines?

Nothing like enjoying a cigar while sipping some irish coffee

FUCKING THIS
only 4 weeks here and I'm already eating chocolate at least twice a day

earlier i posted the science behind it. estrogen literally causes chocolate cravings but they aren't quite sure why yet

placebo, and you wanting results enough to make them up

stereotypes are exactly that

I'm a mechanic, recovering drug/alcoholic, love hunting fishing..

and snickers. I love snickers. and cheesecake.

fuck that 90% chocolate/white chocolate shit though

but liver's gross user

except I only noticed it after eating chocolate, placebo only works with a preconceived notion