What is objectively the best candy?

thats a vegetable not candy

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Hershey's Milk Chocolate

this nigger posted the correct answer

ye

tfw grown out of candy

My nigguh

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i use to buy bags of the fruit bunch ones in bulk and go through it in a week. that reminds me, i need to go get some more

Don't lie

You never grow out of it

Step aside.

So close.

gummi colas

Saw a discarded wrapper in the street and I had to go get some

Definitely not fucking nerds

For me it is the Riesen, the best kind of candy.

>le objectively

If you're not being cheeky, you're pretty clueless to think there's something like "objectively better candy" (or "objectively better" anything outside science and math).

I prefer these sweet babies of dank gumminess

Salted Liquorice is objectively the patrician answer, but is acceptable

This is a shit thread with shit opinions and shit posters. It didn't have to be but it is.

havent had these since middle school but holy fuck yes

How has no one posted this

Nigga I'd like to know what your favorite candy is then

When did nerds stop having the Wonka logo?

Restraint out the window

After Will was overthrown during the 2nd oompa loopa uprising.

skittels

I see that not a single one of you have tasted smoked salt licorice. Sad.
This guy is close though

scandi fucking shits

My favorite is probably chocolate or cherry sours

Oh shit

You didn't live if you didn't go to the summer parade in your tiny ass town and scoop these little niggas off of the asphalt when the floats threw them out

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kys

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My nignog

Fucking footfags

Haribo Peaches destroys these.

you'll cowards don't even eat chalk

Any other answer is objectively wrong

i only eat shitty tumblr memes

>this is a candy, right?
>yeah
>so shouldn't we put sugar in it?
>no
>what about flavor?
>no, in fact i'm not even sure we should use colored dye

Reese's Pieces. You don't see sick of them as quick as the pure sugar fruit shit

Step aside, plebs.

100%

the fish are black because they're frm malmo

honorable mentions

>>the only one available to answer

Your sweet, sweet ass

There it is famalam

It's got flavors, silly. It says so right on the packaging.

it's a tradition in New Zealand to bite the heart after your first hunt

dots suck ass

get that bullshit out of my tootsie rolls

Salt water taffy, objectively the best shit ever
>guess where I'm from

Whitesville

no

Maryland

New England, which state/town exactly is irrelevant.

Whitehaven?

the answer you are looking for is HARIBO GUMMIES. any number of variations.

What if I told you Oregon

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Aww fuck

Gummi worm sours

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trolli sour worms
runner up haribo gold bears.

you ar e the shithead that no one likes at halloween, second only to the toothbrush and apple guy

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fight my champion

this thread is shit and everyone here is wrong
the true candy is candied orange peels

Those things just taste like chalk.

Dots are by far the best candy

1) Have you ever tasted chalk?
2) They are chalky in texture, and that is what I love about them.
3) While they do have flavors, they're pretty muted when it comes to other candies, but that's part of why I love them: Subtlety, in all things. The people that legitimately enjoy Necco are their own breed.

Their fruit slices are amazing.

Greatest OAT.

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holy fuck i thought that didnt happen everywhere

my nigga

GOAT

user, thos are gummies, not oats....

Cow tales

That's a Twix m8

twix has biscuit inside, what you're seeing is peanut

underage b&

Oh fug that sounds great

Step aside

they're amazing, the peanut's a tiny bit salty too

That rubbery tube, coated with nearly chalky powder, filled with an ever disintegrating "creme" filling? Not only that, but you eat more than one and you can feel it in the pit of your stomach, not causing a pain, just letting you know you it's still there and that you make bad decisions.

Wax coated 1ml worth of syrup, what is it?

They're yummo

Wow, seriously? Candy? I thought this was a culinary board, not a baby poopoo pants board.

Food and nostalgia